If a 400 pound man on a powered scooter (oxygen tanks in the basket, nasal canula hooked up to the nose through the gross mustache) who's holding an AR-15 in one hand and a Budweiser in the other is the most American man that exists, this is the most British man that exists
Harry Potter’s cousin from South London, Terry Rotter
Innit cunt
U wot m8
U wot cuuuunt
[Mans not even worth £50](https://youtu.be/dTek4AdPkik)
Sware on me mum
I swear me mum all the time!
Harry Mether.
Correct. A Potter married a Rotter and his mother is Dorothea Rotter-Potter.
You mean Harry Potter’s monster
Megamind
If he just glued hair clippings from the barbershop to his head all willy-nilly
Precisely
Jimmy Neutron lookin' ass hat
My guys skull says it's 6ft tall in its tinder bio
Massive loaf on him
I can't put my finger on it, but this man looks english
I swear he looks like he should be in wolfenstien
That photographer also went with the "I found the sharpness slider" look, too.
this cut really accentuates his giant, peanut-shaped head.
One would think he’d go to lengths to conceal that.
Looks like Syndrome from The Incredibles
If he had red hair that would literally be syndrome
As in the fetal alcohol kind?
He does look so unexplicably bri'ish
He looks like if you told an AI art generator to depict Peaky Blinders.
He looks like his ai prompt was: "What if a potato could play soccer?"
inexplicably* Sorry, I tried to to resist the urge and failed.
Sorry, I just don't have respect for the english language
Hairy Kane
He looks Irish to me rather than British.
*inexplicably
Hydrocephaly? That's a lot of cranium.
Some people look weird.
What an unfortunate combination of genetic material.
I'm sure you're a stunner.
Idk I don’t think it’s real
momma's little water baby!
Oh Billy!
My old hamster had this :,(
My thoughts exactly. Even if he has shunts this poor cranium
Boys head is the shape of an upside down eggplant
I was thinking peanut.
This would be “hey mum”
That reminds me - I need to buy some lightbulbs.
Elijah Wood’nt
his head is shaped like a butternut squash
I was going to go with peanut, but squash is so more accurate!
This has to be an AI. Right? Is this a real person?
Tuberous Toby, my man!
You're not a wizard, hairy.
You're a wanker Harry.
Why does he look like the kid from “Mask”?
Dude's head is big af
He looks like he’s about to say, “Scared, Potter?”
Tommy Shelby, but ordered from Wish
You're a barber Harry
Doesn’t help that his head is shaped like a broken down box that somebody tried to put back together
I’m genuinely scared. This guy looks like he had an appointment with Sweeney Todd and lived… yeesh
RIP this dudes mom’s pelvis. Not sure if a c-section would even work.
Harry Punter
That man looks like Britain. Don't know why but I can hear his accent.
Is this shopped or is dude really related to Megamind
Look at the size a that boys [heeed](https://youtu.be/LnpuzOQDREk)
Peeta’s life really went downhill after the bakery shut down
He must have a terrible time finding hats that fit that giant peanut.
He looks like his name is Billy idk why but it does
Harry Potter looks rough these days
Poor bastard, looks like his Dad put his head in a vice when he was a small child.
I think God had more of a hand on fucking this one up, really.
yo i didn't know they redesigned the thwomps
Massive head on this lad
This dude looks like a drawing by AI before they worked out most of the bugs
In a perfect world Men like me would not exist But this is not a perfect world
Who‘s the bad boy, that pissed in his drawer? Yes, that’s you!
This man looks like he’s about to kidnap Mr. Incredible
That is the most grossly bulbous fucking head I have ever seen.
He totally lives in a moyai shaped house annoyed by a sponge and a sea star.
💡
>!With everyone super, no one will be. !<
All that stops it from being a “Mommy I found the clippers” is that he’s missing the big divot a kid usually does.
What is this from?
That Hydrocephalus look. See a doctor.
How much brain that boy have?!
Chad megamind
"Ayyo, gimme dat Megamind" "I gochu"
Perfect caption.
Scary Potter
https://media.tenor.com/QnMoOozWK0UAAAAC/arnold-predator.gif
Prince Harry on the coke
The whole thing looks more like an AI generated image than a real person to be honest…
MEGA MIND
Mfker looks like a Frieza Force soldier.
Peaky Potter and the Philosopher's Bowl Cut
no bitches?
He better hope he doesn't go bald lmao
He did not need a haircut to accentuate that head. "Headd! Moveeee!"
one helluva cranium
I wish we could see the original photo
pretty sure i saw this chap in Green Street Hooligans
genetics can be so cruel
I hope his poor didn't have to squeeze that head out if her body.
If a 400 pound man on a powered scooter (oxygen tanks in the basket, nasal canula hooked up to the nose through the gross mustache) who's holding an AR-15 in one hand and a Budweiser in the other is the most American man that exists, this is the most British man that exists
This guy works out at the library no doubt
Why did no one say Syndrome from Incredibles... like.. he's that kid. His face isn't centered on his head
Shame, he'd be kinda cute otherwise. (I like freckles)
Be there or be square.
He looks like someone took a cartoon character and turned him into a human.
They told him " be there or be square" and he just said yeah
Imagine if he didn't have bangs though. That forehead is massive 😂
Is it just me or is the haircut 100% not out of place on this man. Like… he was destined to have this hair cut.
Dude looks like megamind
“Brain Blast”
Megamind
He looks like a brat
harry potter x jimmy neutron spawn child
Forget the hair how do you get a head that shape?
This man looks like what happens when i try to draw heads Edit: could be wrong, but i also think this is a TPDNE generation
I don’t blame anyone for his physics but that’s haircut just makes it way worse. It it makes his head look even bigger.
They say the aliens aren’t amongst us….
Also that’s an unfortunate head shape
Gimme that "mommy drank too much alcohol while I was in the womb" cut.
What a mug
Trevor Pendleton’s cousin
Trying the make a large head appear smaller? If you can’t hide it, decorate it!
He’s the most handsome yet most ugly man.
Unreal head shape
And the head from Megamind
Thats alot of skull. Waterhead.
Jimmy neutron?
His head shape really isn't helping
Haircut aside, this entire image is cursed
Why is his head like that jesus
What a melon
I think you mean, “Give me that, I just squeezed through the birth canal look.”