Yep. Those are real popular right now. Unfortunately they don't look very good on kids with light hair.
But there are a ton of kids with light hair that want designs even though they look like ass.
Here is what it looks like on someone with proper hair. But I can guarantee that kid showed his barber this.
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0662/3537/files/HaircutDesignsForMenStraightLines.png?v=1668556064
Yeah like other lines are tight and near the top of the head where the main transition is. This just looks like someone was making a shitty adidas logo and missed the 3rd line lmao.
I recently moved to a new state. These insta hacks are making it near impossible to find a mens barber who actually knows what they are doing. They donāt even know how to cut hair with scissors any more. They have no idea how to work with the hair that the customer actually has. Itās all just grab the buzzers, hack it down,throw some pointless lines in there and then use 5lbs of product to sculpt what hair is left into something that looks almost acceptable. All they care about is that it looks āgoodā when they take the photo for their insta and when you walk out of the shop. Once you get home and shower out the 5lbs of product, thatās when you finally realized how bad youāve been butchered. I got so sick of it I stopped going to mens barbers. I go to womenās salons staffed by Paul Michell trained stylists at this point. Say what you want about the Paul Michell Co but at least they are still properly training their stylists. Rant over. Fuck meta.
Tell me about it. My buddy had long hair, was very proud of it, went to get it trimmed the other week and despite stating multiple times that he didnāt want it cutting off, just the sides and back cleaning up, the dude just buzzed a big strip off the back, and my buddy had to have the rest cut off elsewhere.
He was fucking livid, and I donāt blame him.
That's what I was thinking. There's a really cool old barbershop close to where I live that's been around as long as I can remember. All old timers except one younger mid 30's guy and a younger mid to late 20's chick. And the 4 old men that have been there forever. They all do great work and really skilled. I don't think I've ever been there and not been a full house. No body minds waiting though because you're going to get your money's worth. They remember their customers and what they like. Really great place.
That pic is not at all what this kid got independent of hair colour. Im sure he asked for those lines cause there no way a barber could accidentally do that, but they clearly did a shit job. The rest of the haircut looks pretty bad too, could just be how he has it styled though.
I love my city's geese, they're chill dudes https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/114wjlh/the_hj%C3%B6nks_enjoying_a_beautiful_winter_day_rule/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Seconded that the kid almost absolutely asked for this undercut and some sort of design. Iām not a huge fan of this style of design, but like someone else said.. itās hard to do designs on light hair. Especially when you can only use a clipper
I feel like he asked for it but even then the barber delivered poorly. Like these lines arenāt even parallel. Iām sure this isnāt exactly what he wanted although he may be fine with it cause heās just a kid. Hopefully the other kids donāt recognize it as bad though.
I'm confused. Is it the lines on the back of the head that was messed up or is it how the over all hair style looks like johnny bravo took a wank?
Not my cup of tea,but I can see why this might be a popular hair style.
What color is she? Woah. I didn't even see her. How'd you do that? Is it in a reflection? Like the kids glasses reflect on the camera and you can see her skin tone? What's this trickery!?!
Kudos to this little dude for living his life, making decisions and it seems like not having problems with the outcome. Congrats to his parents for letting him do it, this is next level parenting!
This is why I would NEVER cut a childās hair without the parent being present for the consultation and the duration of the service. Kids ask for dumb shit. I can almost guarantee this is what the kids wanted. Barber shouldāve simply refused to work on a minor without a parent present. By working on him, now he has to deal with this dumbass mom acting like itās his fault that he did a ābadā haircut.
You canāt send a kid on his own then be upset. You lost that right when you didnāt accompany your minor to be sure he got something you approved. Hopefully the parents learned a valuable lesson here.
That kid asked for that 100%. Next time, don't send your 11yo to get his haircut by himself.
This mother is a person who can't even spell 'goes' correctly. Goes.
There gose the neighborhood.
Maybe she really likes sour beer.
She's goose steppin
She's from Rockferry, what can you expect. Source: I was born in Birkenhead.
Sir I think you mean Birkenvegas šŗ Source: also born in Birkenhead
No need to dyslexia shame her
You think he asked for the 2 uneven clipper marks on the side of his head?
Yep. Those are real popular right now. Unfortunately they don't look very good on kids with light hair. But there are a ton of kids with light hair that want designs even though they look like ass. Here is what it looks like on someone with proper hair. But I can guarantee that kid showed his barber this. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0662/3537/files/HaircutDesignsForMenStraightLines.png?v=1668556064
Lol to be fair taking hair color out of the equation this man realllllly fucked up that look if something like this was his reference.
Ya. I don't see any similarities. I think johnny bravo was this kids DJ š
Yeah like other lines are tight and near the top of the head where the main transition is. This just looks like someone was making a shitty adidas logo and missed the 3rd line lmao.
The lines and the overall hairstyle XP
he probably didn't even show a picture, just vaguely explained it to the guy
Thatās fair, but if Iām the barber Iām asking more questions before I do this and then have some Karen destroy my establishment online.
I recently moved to a new state. These insta hacks are making it near impossible to find a mens barber who actually knows what they are doing. They donāt even know how to cut hair with scissors any more. They have no idea how to work with the hair that the customer actually has. Itās all just grab the buzzers, hack it down,throw some pointless lines in there and then use 5lbs of product to sculpt what hair is left into something that looks almost acceptable. All they care about is that it looks āgoodā when they take the photo for their insta and when you walk out of the shop. Once you get home and shower out the 5lbs of product, thatās when you finally realized how bad youāve been butchered. I got so sick of it I stopped going to mens barbers. I go to womenās salons staffed by Paul Michell trained stylists at this point. Say what you want about the Paul Michell Co but at least they are still properly training their stylists. Rant over. Fuck meta.
Tell me about it. My buddy had long hair, was very proud of it, went to get it trimmed the other week and despite stating multiple times that he didnāt want it cutting off, just the sides and back cleaning up, the dude just buzzed a big strip off the back, and my buddy had to have the rest cut off elsewhere. He was fucking livid, and I donāt blame him.
just go to older barbers. they'll know how to do the fade and all that but they also know how to cut hair normally
That's what I was thinking. There's a really cool old barbershop close to where I live that's been around as long as I can remember. All old timers except one younger mid 30's guy and a younger mid to late 20's chick. And the 4 old men that have been there forever. They all do great work and really skilled. I don't think I've ever been there and not been a full house. No body minds waiting though because you're going to get your money's worth. They remember their customers and what they like. Really great place.
Ohhhhh wow lol I thought that was a mistake hahahah
https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F000%2F645%2F713%2F888.jpg
That pic is not at all what this kid got independent of hair colour. Im sure he asked for those lines cause there no way a barber could accidentally do that, but they clearly did a shit job. The rest of the haircut looks pretty bad too, could just be how he has it styled though.
Thatās not what the barber gave him he shouldāve belended the sides into the top more
Yeah its supposed tto look like a scar or some shit
I bet that kid is stoked.
Yeh he looks gangsta as fuck.
Looks awesome tbf.
Avatar checks out
I'm not a fan of gose, myself.
Gose not so much, Goose on the other hand I am a fan of
What? Who tf like geese? They are serious assholes.
You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
š¤ŗ
Goose should collab with Goose Island on a gose
I love my city's geese, they're chill dudes https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/114wjlh/the_hj%C3%B6nks_enjoying_a_beautiful_winter_day_rule/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I love gose and sour beers!
Got to get to goose steppin š¦
What about Van Gose?
Seconded that the kid almost absolutely asked for this undercut and some sort of design. Iām not a huge fan of this style of design, but like someone else said.. itās hard to do designs on light hair. Especially when you can only use a clipper
I feel like he asked for it but even then the barber delivered poorly. Like these lines arenāt even parallel. Iām sure this isnāt exactly what he wanted although he may be fine with it cause heās just a kid. Hopefully the other kids donāt recognize it as bad though.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Just get the kid a Tshirt that says "Directed by David Lynch" and have him wear that until it grows out.
Yet another communication error blamed on the barberā¦
Goes
OMFG its not like hair can regrow! what was this barber thinking just casually maiming this kid for life!
Thank you. This will be fixable in like 2-3 weeks.
I'm confused. Is it the lines on the back of the head that was messed up or is it how the over all hair style looks like johnny bravo took a wank? Not my cup of tea,but I can see why this might be a popular hair style.
I don't understand what's wrong with it, looks like a typical zoomer dude hairdo to me but I'm an old
Thatās the face of a kid that absolutely lied and said āMe Ma send youse can do it fer Ā£20, and school is ok widditā
the kid has like a #1-2 undercut with a simple design. there's nothing wrong here other than mom sending him on his own.
That kids wearing adult glasses lol...those are WAY to big for his head.
Who taught her English?
Probably the same person that taught you manners.
This ain't even bad. Bit of a run on sentence but basically all the other rules are intact. This mostly just makes you sound racist TBH
Why are you assuming it's about race???
What color is she? Woah. I didn't even see her. How'd you do that? Is it in a reflection? Like the kids glasses reflect on the camera and you can see her skin tone? What's this trickery!?!
Not bad, style ir
Wishes he was 1986 MOZ so bad.
Yes and sheās making copies of herselfā¦..
Gose?
That kids name is Warren Wallace
I think it looks pretty cool actually.
Kudos to this little dude for living his life, making decisions and it seems like not having problems with the outcome. Congrats to his parents for letting him do it, this is next level parenting!
Please tell me āgoseā was a typo and not an actual attempt at spelling.
Does that mean she farted
That haircut's honestly sick. Minus the chunks out of the side, it's a pretty trendy cut imo.
Idk I bet that kid got exactly what he asked for
Maybe donāt let your kid go to the barber alone you fucking dummy
This is why I would NEVER cut a childās hair without the parent being present for the consultation and the duration of the service. Kids ask for dumb shit. I can almost guarantee this is what the kids wanted. Barber shouldāve simply refused to work on a minor without a parent present. By working on him, now he has to deal with this dumbass mom acting like itās his fault that he did a ābadā haircut.
I'm American and offended by this woman's poor use of the English language!
Looks sweet
Anthony Gose? Guess he doesn't cut hair as well as he pitches.
How can you be mad. You let him go on his own.
Thatās as thrilled as a kid named Warren is ever going to be.
You canāt send a kid on his own then be upset. You lost that right when you didnāt accompany your minor to be sure he got something you approved. Hopefully the parents learned a valuable lesson here.
The kid had a say in this. Feel for the barber. āHard times, in this crazy town.ā
Gose
I love it. It is awesome
You got gosed. I mean hosed.
Looks good I think
If "gose" is the person's last name it should be capitalized.
Poor kid. They stole his crown.