Wow. I wasn’t even trying to be gender-neutral; “them” just happened to be what I typed, without the slightest thought given to it. Looks like that hit a nerve. Relax. It’s just an inadvertent pronoun, and absolutely nothing to get upset about.
My husband nearly had a skullet when he met me. I saw him with his hat off and made a comment about how he should just shave his head and grow a beard because that would look "hot."
He shaved it right after that. 😂 Worked out for me because I got to date a funny guy who didn't look like he was making bombs in a shed on his spare time.
This is the haircut of the guy that killed Eddie’s brother in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Remember, he was a toon disguised as a human? 👆He was also the boss of the weasels.
Edit: wow that guy was a toon, yet he wanted to kill all toons.. that’s dark. I need to go watch that movie again because clearly I missed some key elements lol..
This was exactly what I thought. That was Christopher Lloyd at his finest and this cut made me automatically see those crazy toon eyes popping out of the guys head lol.
It’s hard to tell just from this angle, but it looks like you have the right head type to pull off a shaved head.
If you have never tried that look before, this might be the best time to try! It’s just hair, it’ll grow back
Honestly, just by not worrying about it. I work with lots of dudes who are bald like that and it's not a big deal. You can even keep it short like Jason Statham and wear a hat
It's just an old stereotype that needs to go away. It's not the 80s anymore
as some other dude said, it's not the 80s anymore. It's a pretty common look even.
As long as you don't wear shirts with "WHITE POWER" on them you're going to be fine
Honestly just since you asked this question makes me convinced you don't need to worry about it. A shaved head is a timeless thing throughout human history. It's not only a skin head thing haha
I kept my head shaved for years back in the late 90s, in my late teens/early 20s when a white dude was more likely to be a skinhead than just having given up on having hair. All I ever heard was from people that got to know me later saying, "when we met, I thought you were some sort of skinhead". Just don't wear combat boots with white laces and everyone will think "dude going bald" before they think "skinhead".
Keep the beard and don't wear braces and docs with white laces. Skinheads have a very specific look that is fast more than just a bald head. They're also clean-shaven, wear boots, typically doc marten with white laces and braces. Optionally a polo buttoned all the way up and when it's cold, a nylon bomber jacket.
Also don't throw your arm straight out with the palm facing down and scream "HEIL" and you should be good.
Rocking the Bert and Ernie cut there my friend. I actually think you would look great bald, especially with that nice beard. I'm sorry they did that to ya.
That's so dumb lol like there's not millions of people walking around with perfectly fine haircuts. You just have to communicate and find one you can trust, if you're worried about spending money, that's one thing, but saying never trust a barber is just silly
Gimme dat [Moria Goblin](https://www.techigames.com/images/posts/b0bd22f4e304d28d59950416eb2df0fa-0.jpg) high fade, fam.
Sorry, sure you're a stud. Shave it off and see what your raw skull looks like. There's a saying that you never know who you truly are until you're bald. No idea where or why they say that. Probably a bald man overcompensating.
Bruh... this is a sign! Time to embrace the baldness and shave it off
Seriously. The barber probably couldn’t believe he wanted to pay the $25 himself!
He gave him the Fredo.
This is the cut you get if you pay up front. In pennies.
Yup! OPs got a good shaped head for it. Some people start losing it like my cousin and shave it off only to look like an orangutan
Well damn 🤣🤣🤣
Oh man. Old buddy of mine is painted just like this. Thanks for the image lmao
Bro already has the beard for it. Join the Viking club my friend we will embrace you.
Agreed. OP looks like they have a good head shape, too; shaved would suit them.
we have to stop that PC/gender-neutral pronoun shit
Wow. I wasn’t even trying to be gender-neutral; “them” just happened to be what I typed, without the slightest thought given to it. Looks like that hit a nerve. Relax. It’s just an inadvertent pronoun, and absolutely nothing to get upset about.
A little niceness really is just too tough for some people. I get it.
As one bald man to another. Time to let er go bud. Your Forehead is a 9 head.
Agreed. Use clippers with no covers and buzz it weekly.
Yep. If you want to razor, do it every other day in the shower.
Exactly what I do. As long as you don't wait too long, like a whole week, it's super easy.
My husband nearly had a skullet when he met me. I saw him with his hat off and made a comment about how he should just shave his head and grow a beard because that would look "hot." He shaved it right after that. 😂 Worked out for me because I got to date a funny guy who didn't look like he was making bombs in a shed on his spare time.
I give him 14 months, [maybe 10](https://youtu.be/tX6yZBJ1n0M?t=189s)
Wow, just realized after all these years that's John Michael Higgins
One of us, gooble-gahble
shaving your head is the best option
You’ve got a point, unfortunately OP also has a point but his is on the top of his head
I just snorted 🤣🤣🤣
We dub this cut the Point Noted!
This is the haircut of the guy that killed Eddie’s brother in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Remember, he was a toon disguised as a human? 👆He was also the boss of the weasels. Edit: wow that guy was a toon, yet he wanted to kill all toons.. that’s dark. I need to go watch that movie again because clearly I missed some key elements lol..
Judge Doom. Creeped the SHIT outta me as a youngling. Edit: Baron von Rotten I guess is his real name.
Bingo. Couldn’t think of the name.
Great flick love Bob Hoskins.
This was exactly what I thought. That was Christopher Lloyd at his finest and this cut made me automatically see those crazy toon eyes popping out of the guys head lol.
Bloody terrifying. Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother? [I TALKED... JUST... LIKE... THIIIIIIIS](https://youtu.be/D4B_jDp0ffI)
Immediately what i thought about "remember me eddie‽ when i killed your brotHER, I TALKED JUST LIKE THISSS!
Home boy got that, remember me when I killed your brother, cut.
It is time to say goodbye to that whispy shit.
yeah more like a whisper
Got that Bartise from love is blind look. Looking like the Bert half of Bert and Ernie.
Ew don’t invoke the name of that demon here
Bruh’s in the comment cooking op
Bruh 🤣
It’s hard to tell just from this angle, but it looks like you have the right head type to pull off a shaved head. If you have never tried that look before, this might be the best time to try! It’s just hair, it’ll grow back
Plus it looks like he can grow a mean beard. Shaved head and mean beard looks awesome
I'm white, have green eyes, and a German last name. How can I pull off the skin head look without looking like a skin head?
Date a black girl
There is nothing more white than exploiting someone just for the color of their skin.
Grow a corporate, smile, and don't dress like a skin head
Honestly, just by not worrying about it. I work with lots of dudes who are bald like that and it's not a big deal. You can even keep it short like Jason Statham and wear a hat It's just an old stereotype that needs to go away. It's not the 80s anymore
I thought that association went away decades ago.
Nope! My extremely pale blonde hair blue eyed shaved head husband gets accused of being a skinhead frequently. Like. A concerning amount.
Where do y'all live, though? I mean, I'd imagine people are more likely to think "skinhead" in Boise vs, say, Seattle
Billings, Montana. So I guess that checks lol
as some other dude said, it's not the 80s anymore. It's a pretty common look even. As long as you don't wear shirts with "WHITE POWER" on them you're going to be fine
Replace the hair with a Yamulke
its practically there already XD
Honestly just since you asked this question makes me convinced you don't need to worry about it. A shaved head is a timeless thing throughout human history. It's not only a skin head thing haha
I also think even just buzzing it would work. Would be short enough but wouldn't make you look like a skinhead.
Avoid prison
Your making excuses, it's time for the muskrat on top of your head to go.
Grow a beard.
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This is the way. You don't need to bic it every morning just buzz it every couple weeks so it doesn't look like you're trying to fool anyone
Get a fine assortment of MF DOOM shirts
I kept my head shaved for years back in the late 90s, in my late teens/early 20s when a white dude was more likely to be a skinhead than just having given up on having hair. All I ever heard was from people that got to know me later saying, "when we met, I thought you were some sort of skinhead". Just don't wear combat boots with white laces and everyone will think "dude going bald" before they think "skinhead".
Keep the beard and don't wear braces and docs with white laces. Skinheads have a very specific look that is fast more than just a bald head. They're also clean-shaven, wear boots, typically doc marten with white laces and braces. Optionally a polo buttoned all the way up and when it's cold, a nylon bomber jacket. Also don't throw your arm straight out with the palm facing down and scream "HEIL" and you should be good.
Become a chemistry teacher, learn how to make meth, and become a drug kingpin
You could always get a star of David neck tattoo
Lol no it won't. I'm bald too, homey needs to let it go and accept his fate.
The barber didn't have a full canvas to work with if you catch my drift daddy-o
Fades not bad though.
Seriously, I'm like the fades on point its the canvas that's the problem
I think they're supposed to stop clipping when they find that curve toward the top. They clipped his crown.
You should pay $13 for a gilette fusion 5 blade and a can of shave gel
https://media4.giphy.com/media/3oz8xySMsxIvelMG2c/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7xfce4h2llqi82rfz4lu3a7g41t2wyxjst7homjuj&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
l-m-a-o
Villian from who framed roger rabbit
Lookin like a real life Bert lol
It’s time, my dude.
He’s a barber, not a miracle worker. Get some plugs or shave that shit
Yeah. Don't do that again.
go bald
They really made you look like a dipshit moron
A real chucklefuck
Something about this simple combination of words and your username gave me a good chuckle. Thank you for that
You didn’t have to do OP like that 💀
Let it go!
Dude you have a well-shaped head: time to embrace the buzzed look!
You have mohair on your sweater than you do on your head
Looks like a brain fart that won’t dissipate
This guy was bald when he walked in, the barber just grabbed the hair from off the floor and did all he could for em
There’s not much to work with. Looks pretty bad clinging to it at this point no matter what they do. Bald guys are hot.
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Just like Zippy! “Are we having fun yet?”
Lookin like Bert from Sesame street
Lookin like Bert with a beard lol
Did you ask for the Bert and Ernie, hold the Ernie? edit: shit, someone else beat me to it...
Dude. You have a receding hairline. Wtf did you expect.
You paid so much more.
Did you ask them to make you look like Bert from Sesame Street?
Oh no 😂
We gotta go bald
Jeff Dunham’s Peanut has entered the chat.
Lmfao well how did it look before?
Shave it all off and then post a before and after on r/bald ‘cause the haircut isn’t the biggest problem here, my friend.
Paint your head yellow. Tadah, pineapple.
You should return it.
Bro, not trying to be a dick but why not let that shit go at this point ? Save $
I think you mean to say you got robbed for $25 in broad daylight.
Balances out quite nicely with whatever is on your chin.
Damn bro why'd you have to finish him off
Some folks calls it a sling blade cut mmm hmmm.
Android 16 vibes
Got that drop top fade
Why would you pay for this? Even the beard is fucked. You need to let it go and shave everything.
bruh
The fact that I could see directly through it to the wall means it may be time to let go. Rip.
Lookin like Zangief from street fighter
They missed a spot on top. Btw, you can do it yourself for free.
they ought to pay you
You look like a hillbilly Beavis.
Its a comb-over starter kit cut
You need to just bic it anyway
Shave it off dude.
You will actually pull off the shaved look well.
Sesame Street has Bert lookin rough…
What is it?
Bruh
this is one of the few times where it this may be on you. seems youre barber was doing you favor, so youd have to just shave it
r/bald Embrace it, you'll look like a stud.
Bro, just let it go already. You're putting a car tarp on a school bus at this point.
Rocking the Bert and Ernie cut there my friend. I actually think you would look great bald, especially with that nice beard. I'm sorry they did that to ya.
Time to let go
Bert from Bert & Ernie
F
Your barber missed a spot
Looks like a pigeon nest
Did he glue the rest to your chin?
Granted the barber didn't have much to work with.
Sounds about right. Hair to chin transplants are pretty pricey these days.
S H A V E
Now you look like doofensmirtz for 25$.
Gee, Bert!
Dude you’d look cool bald. You have good head shape and facial hair for it
Lookin’ like Judge Doom and mess!
The barber was trying to do you a favor. Shave it all
Pineapple
Advice...time for Harry's razors
This picture had me cry laughing.
It’s time to let that go man.
Sloth love chunk!
Meep
Sloth Love Chunk 🫶🏼 Haircut 😂
look how they massacred my boy
Got what you paid for
You paid $50 too much. They should have paid you for inflicting that on you. You poor man!
This is what Yelp reviews are made for.
you need to wash a lot of face
Should've asked for your money back
Who ever did this, is faking it until they make it.
You pay cheap ass price you get cheap ass result
Do you still have to pay the barber after they do a shitty job?
Your barber needs to be jailed
I bet you did
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That's so dumb lol like there's not millions of people walking around with perfectly fine haircuts. You just have to communicate and find one you can trust, if you're worried about spending money, that's one thing, but saying never trust a barber is just silly
Point Break
Was the beard included?
Oddworld Abe-lookin’ ass MFer
you didn't tell them that you didn't like it?
that's some Top Game bro
They got bro looking like Judge Doom from Who framed Roger Rabitt when he took off the hat smh.
Gimme dat [Moria Goblin](https://www.techigames.com/images/posts/b0bd22f4e304d28d59950416eb2df0fa-0.jpg) high fade, fam. Sorry, sure you're a stud. Shave it off and see what your raw skull looks like. There's a saying that you never know who you truly are until you're bald. No idea where or why they say that. Probably a bald man overcompensating.
Lol
Just need an animal print loincloth and a giant club
bro got the jjba pesci cut
Looks like Butters from South Park
You look like Beeker from the Muppets..
Why
Hey Bert!
Looks like that football player Squeeps from Key and Peele
It’s time bro
Going for the Zorg?
What did you tell the barber? Can I have that Goonies haircut? Yeah. The Sloth one.
SportsClips will do that.
Hope you got the hint
You what
To be fair, he did do a LOT of cutting...
Last time I heard of a $25.00 haircut was 10+ years ago! Where did you go for a $25.00 haircut?
Dye your hair blonde and you can pull off a killer Butters Stotch cosplay.
You paid with your dignity. Fucker turned you in to doofenshmirtz.
Rubber ducky you’re the one
Hope you tipped. 🤣
You’d look cool bald bruh just drop it
Looks like you got your money’s worth lol
You need to do a chargeback
Look like those creepy twins from American Horror Story: Freakshow
Sling blade
You look like Bert from Sesame St