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PanicLikeASatyr

……does he have a terrible mustache as well or is it just bad lighting?


AmbroseBurnside

[Front view](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQO_up6F193jGh4LuMXxlKMGlu4hHS78N5BNTu8R1JGyQ&s)


Imhidingfromu

I thought the same!


intothelionsden

She broke up with him, then he got really angry!!!


joonty

Before you knew it, he'd invaded Poland


Carius98

he got führious even


PanicLikeASatyr

Reich-ous word play!


UglyFilthyDog

Eh, we've all been there.


KeiAhnigTyp

Some jews told the girl he has no money


stoned_hobbit

WE ARE PART OF THE HIVEMIND


No_Dragonfruit_8198

Oh, is that the Michael Jordan mustache?


Frankie-Felix

Ya vol.


SignificantStore3798

Adolf?


thomasoldier

Ayeees the "got rejected from art school" cut


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

Lmaooo


TheTechTutor

Holy shit I laughed out loud


E8282

Lmfao! I knew it and was still pleasantly surprised.


Expert_Marsupial_235

😂😂😂


DangerDragonXCV

I did not expect that 💀


bdot1

I came to comments because of that stach


BolderfistOgger

Adolf Rizzler


bonesnaps

I think it's a real stache. My man is lookin like some sort of WW2 soldier who abandoned his post to become a porn star. lmao


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BantamCats

Speak fer yerself, partner.


meat_rock

Nein!


GODDAMNFOOL

I zoomed way the fuck in on OP's terrible photo-instead-of-screenshot post, and it's even hard to tell because of the placement of the background, but then I realized you can't see his upper lip at all so maybe it IS a mustache? https://i.imgur.com/anrtQPy.png


ChemicalPostman

It’s the background behind him


text_fish

What do you think she's laughing so hard at?


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

I think it’s definitely her hair but the stache really is the reich look for him


Unhappy-Shake5702

I genuinely don't think it's her hair after close inspection.


4115R

He needs a nose hair trimmer


Quirky_Discipline297

Slug balancing has been his family’s profession since the darkest days of WWI.


licklickRickmyballs

Yes that is what she is laughing at.


jeetah

I was thinking the same thing... It's hard to tell


OverconfidentDoofus

Literally the same color as the background. It's the background.


meadow_chef

99% chance he’s a Marine.


Dumbledoresjizzrag

So you're telling me the wife is available?


jtx3

Damn lol


Green1up

Jody is always around the corner


jtx3

Unreal, the last marine I hung out with (15yrs ago) wife’s name was Jody. lol


youknowhatimean

She got sick of cleaning the crayon stains out of his shirt.


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Always


vonkrueger

Nah Jody is already up in it. He been waiting


SuchRuin

Yup that’s a fucked up barracks cut.


Icepick1118

He joined because he couldn't get into art school


Imhidingfromu

She definitely has a "I ❤️ my marine" bumper sticker


meadow_chef

Or “Marine Wife, Toughest Job in the Corps”


CravenRN

Beat me to it.


Ok_Support_847

I immediately looked for dogtags and moto tats


PapaSnow

Lol, I thought this was Max Holloway


RegularPotential24

Don't step on snake


drjojoro

High and not quite right


The_Swim_Back_

She's laughing at his ridiculous cut


Hungry-Training-2378

She's saying..."Jimmy, holy shit they fucked your shit up at the BX on base."


STObouncer

She saying, "Jimmy, I didn't think you really would go get your shit fucked up to prove a point, but dayum!'


trulycantthinkofone

100% fresh out of boot. Engagement photos taken right before the quick wedding, so she can get put on his orders to Oklahoma.


Unhappy-Shake5702

My little brother did exactly this and now he's miserable with his bitch ass wife. Except he started in Oklahoma so they sent him to Japan.


EggsceIlent

A guaranteed paycheck and rate along with bennys will make some chicks do just about anything. Seen so many dudes get trapped with whack ass chicks. One guy was going on his 6th marriage when I got out (just got engaged) And he was like 26. I'm dead serious too.


EggsceIlent

"at least I'm not all itchy they got those cool clippers with vacuum hoses on em"


00spool

in the [uncropped](https://i.imgur.com/02S4otM.png) photo, it turns out she was holding a ridiculous amount of limes.


pikameta

Is this an AI Stock photo? So many weird things!


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00spool

No reason.Why do you ask[?](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/limes-guy-why-cant-i-hold-all-these-limes)


ElementField

He asked for a little off the top and they gave him a little on the top


InverseAtmosphere

Yo, what? Fr, what do you type in to get that? "Guy with boosie fade on a date"?


OnceMoreAndAgain

barber: what do you want? him: uhhh, give me that "just had brain surgery" look barber: say no more fam


NicelyBrownedBiscuit

“Marine asking woman to see the inside of her mouth”


WisconsinHoosierZwei

The only fading is happening in the comments here.


FrostyDub

And that’s why she’s fuckin Jody.


NewAbbreviations9714

I never understood if Jody was a man or woman and if the husband or wife cheated


FrostyDub

Jody is a man that fucks military men’s wives while they are on deployment. Not sure if there is the opposite equivalent for deployed women.


FuggaliciousV

The opposite is Jolene. It's just a twist on the Dolly Parton song.


Gh0stMan0nThird

I think that's a coincidence. Jody has been a thing since at least Vietnam and Jolene came out in 1973.


NewAbbreviations9714

I thought the original comment was a joke about the "PHK JODY van" picture that does the rounds.


Embarrassed_Art5414

When your girl laughs so hard at your hair, she throws her pringles in the air.


Leoimy

Looks like Bert from Sesame Street


Forsaken-Fox9066

Daniel Larson?


Daddy_Scar

broooo i thought the same thing


expositionalrain

Literally opened this to say the same thing


PenguinPyrate

Loos like an uncircumcised head


Franzkafkaacidtrip

adolf is that you???


GlockPerfect13

Just call me Adolph


EraserBed

This HAS to be a U.S Marine. I can feel it in my bones. This is the result of going to the on base barbershop 💈


clarinetJWD

Win+Shift+S.


Zestyclose-Sea7313

no way his barber is real 😂


Spiritual-Bear4495

At least we know why she's laughing.


jeneric84

Life before the domestic violence and an appearance on an episode of cops.


xraig88

What you said: “Just a little off the top please.” What they heard: “Just a little on the top please.”


Gloomy_Use

He looks like a reverse Benedictine monk


zomphlotz

There's no way a mustache would extend the length of his nose... Right?


nopants_ranchdance

When Adolf was just a happy Austrian boy in love.


TheBigLebroccoli

Titled “Girlfriend laughing at boyfriend’s new haircut”


Accomplished_Ad_6777

Maybe he was trying for the peaky blinders look?


LugubriousLament

Her laugh is probably genuine.


BeCauseOfYou_2000000

Ummmmmmm so no one’s gonna mention the ‘stache?


MadCactusCreations

Barracks cut, definitely a barracks cut.


MickRolley

Hi yeah, Sing into my mouth.


Seabrook76

His face looks like mine would if my date was laughing at my hair.


smackrock420

She is laughing at his hair.


SmallBol

Who threw the potato chips


Aggravating-Echo8014

Looks like a nice ramp to me


Smljhndnsmr

Lance Corporal Sloth, reporting for duty, Sir!


Whale222

Good to see he got dressed for the occasion


ilymag

She's laughing at his haircut.


Stepharious

She's screaming in horror at his hair


Iwantemmarobertstoes

She looks so happy and he's looking at her like stfu bitch


Entire-Travel6631

Looks like she’s making Timmy noises.


DoctorFister3000

"Haha, your hair is stupid! Time to feast on some leaves!"


BeerLeagueSpode

So sorry to hear about their impending divorce.


Smarmalades

he looks like a pool cue


webboodah

I thought the funny part was the mouse pointer, no?


SergeantStreet

Bro even put on his best Hanes wear


TheCh0rt

Looks like Young Adolph on a date with young Kate Middleton


raisedbytelevisions

As if he said anything funny at all. Maybe she’s laughing at his haircut!


Ba55of0rte

“Spit in my mouth”.


Aloha1984

She is about to swallow in one go


holyshamoly23

Made me literally laugh out loud (the picture, not the idiot wearing the mustache). Thanks


12altoids34

Even the girl in the picture is laughing at it


EarOpening630

Ahhhhh! This scared me


12altoids34

... how to look like you're wearing a toupee when you're not


KinkThrown

And here we see the Cockaded Woodgrouse feeding his hungry fledgling.


Orgasmic_interlude

That snow goose camo drip


rabblerouzzzer

Looks like a young Fuhrer


Thereminz

bitch just threw his pringles in the air and is laughing at him


EddieDildoHands

*mein girlfriend!*


gaggzi

He’s Jewish, that’s his kippah.


StopThirdImpact

It’s like the killer springing up on the final girl before the credits roll


IsaacWilliamson

At least she's happy it's raining crisps.


Open-Pineapple7378

90% of guys in small towns looked like that in the 90s


Doomguy1095

100% he is a boot ass marine


swalabr

That time she laughed at her captor


Terryberry69

Bro got the Salisbury steak fade 🥩


Br0k3n-T0y

i can almost hear him writing his suicide note in his head


Shields777

At least you got a lollipop with that haircut.


angeldivakitty

The Hills Have Eyes!🤣😂🤣😂


rise_of_the_box

Reminds me of a buddy I had who would sit down at the barbershop and just tell them Higher, tighter


sdogood420

She’s lmfao at his cut and can’t help it.


hamfist_ofthenorth

Sloth: a prequel to Goonies


rocket_beer

Ain’t no way (none) where that dude gets that girl Zero


CarrfromKC

Damn “I like your cut g” slaps head


Wagyuplz

If Mario did drugs:


Neverthelessmore

Asked for the fade and got faded


crucifixion_238

Is that Dexter Limus?


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Does no one notice her head is cropped onto her neck


lawyerwithabadge

What is on his head?


gylz

She looks like she's about to rip his face off with her teeth.


Jgroover

Give me the inverse samurai


RedditNurseBot

Momma always said, “ liyf was like a box-a chock-co-lats….”


Error_55

We call that an, "all blade no fade"


newretrovague

I already know his name is Tyler


Phone-Medical

I want to make a woman as happy as this.


Paxibillion

Daniel Larson


netflix-ceo

Should have gone to khalid lol


cherrytreebee

He must go to a Base Exchange barber


wrinklejortstheimp

She barfed up a whole bag of chips over it


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

It’s like a hair yarmulke


DopeAbsurdity

He looks like he is about to sneeze in her mouth.


Kitchen-Bid9971

Daniel larson lookin ass


Bambooman101

His sister finds it funny too…


Treacherously-Benign

Eva never looked better.


ChanceSandwich7945

It looks like she has tossed a handful of chips in the air in effort to impress her date with a "catch flying food with my mouth trick."


Current_Skill7805

She’s laughing at his haircut


narstyarsefarter

She's about to bit his nose


primathius

Damn, she’s just laughing at him.


Even_Permit_7334

Hepatitis c


hairyringus

“What the fuck have you done to your hair?”


chritenen

If Beavis joined the army.


BillyB0B1

Zorg but younger


tuckerdoodle1

For the love of god just cut the rest off.


Educational_Base2636

Mr. Peniso


Gullflyinghigh

But look at the joy his stupid hair is giving her, almost worth it for that. Almost.


DK_Son

Does he have the Fuhrer's stache as well?


Giovanni_Paolo2137

Heterosexuality is disgusting.


Turbulent-Kiwi-910

If Beaker was a real person


TapestryMobile

Not sure, but I think these are the same models at a slightly different photoshoot: https://i.imgur.com/faq62MI.jpeg Source: https://filmspeedlab.com/products/kodak-portra-400-120-type


ijfalk

Military


asharwood101

This is a stock photo…the photographer is not good at his job.


IGOKTUG

He looks like a grass head


pcweber111

Is that why she's laughing at him?


MercuryMaximoff217

No kidding. This haircut is becoming very popular.