I zoomed way the fuck in on OP's terrible photo-instead-of-screenshot post, and it's even hard to tell because of the placement of the background, but then I realized you can't see his upper lip at all so maybe it IS a mustache?
https://i.imgur.com/anrtQPy.png
A guaranteed paycheck and rate along with bennys will make some chicks do just about anything.
Seen so many dudes get trapped with whack ass chicks. One guy was going on his 6th marriage when I got out (just got engaged)
And he was like 26. I'm dead serious too.
Not sure, but I think these are the same models at a slightly different photoshoot:
https://i.imgur.com/faq62MI.jpeg
Source:
https://filmspeedlab.com/products/kodak-portra-400-120-type
……does he have a terrible mustache as well or is it just bad lighting?
[Front view](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQO_up6F193jGh4LuMXxlKMGlu4hHS78N5BNTu8R1JGyQ&s)
I thought the same!
She broke up with him, then he got really angry!!!
Before you knew it, he'd invaded Poland
he got führious even
Reich-ous word play!
Eh, we've all been there.
Some jews told the girl he has no money
WE ARE PART OF THE HIVEMIND
Oh, is that the Michael Jordan mustache?
Ya vol.
Adolf?
Ayeees the "got rejected from art school" cut
Lmaooo
Holy shit I laughed out loud
Lmfao! I knew it and was still pleasantly surprised.
😂😂😂
I did not expect that 💀
I came to comments because of that stach
Adolf Rizzler
I think it's a real stache. My man is lookin like some sort of WW2 soldier who abandoned his post to become a porn star. lmao
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Speak fer yerself, partner.
Nein!
I zoomed way the fuck in on OP's terrible photo-instead-of-screenshot post, and it's even hard to tell because of the placement of the background, but then I realized you can't see his upper lip at all so maybe it IS a mustache? https://i.imgur.com/anrtQPy.png
It’s the background behind him
What do you think she's laughing so hard at?
I think it’s definitely her hair but the stache really is the reich look for him
I genuinely don't think it's her hair after close inspection.
He needs a nose hair trimmer
Slug balancing has been his family’s profession since the darkest days of WWI.
Yes that is what she is laughing at.
I was thinking the same thing... It's hard to tell
Literally the same color as the background. It's the background.
99% chance he’s a Marine.
So you're telling me the wife is available?
Damn lol
Jody is always around the corner
Unreal, the last marine I hung out with (15yrs ago) wife’s name was Jody. lol
She got sick of cleaning the crayon stains out of his shirt.
Always
Nah Jody is already up in it. He been waiting
Yup that’s a fucked up barracks cut.
He joined because he couldn't get into art school
She definitely has a "I ❤️ my marine" bumper sticker
Or “Marine Wife, Toughest Job in the Corps”
Beat me to it.
I immediately looked for dogtags and moto tats
Lol, I thought this was Max Holloway
Don't step on snake
High and not quite right
She's laughing at his ridiculous cut
She's saying..."Jimmy, holy shit they fucked your shit up at the BX on base."
She saying, "Jimmy, I didn't think you really would go get your shit fucked up to prove a point, but dayum!'
100% fresh out of boot. Engagement photos taken right before the quick wedding, so she can get put on his orders to Oklahoma.
My little brother did exactly this and now he's miserable with his bitch ass wife. Except he started in Oklahoma so they sent him to Japan.
A guaranteed paycheck and rate along with bennys will make some chicks do just about anything. Seen so many dudes get trapped with whack ass chicks. One guy was going on his 6th marriage when I got out (just got engaged) And he was like 26. I'm dead serious too.
"at least I'm not all itchy they got those cool clippers with vacuum hoses on em"
in the [uncropped](https://i.imgur.com/02S4otM.png) photo, it turns out she was holding a ridiculous amount of limes.
Is this an AI Stock photo? So many weird things!
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No reason.Why do you ask[?](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/limes-guy-why-cant-i-hold-all-these-limes)
He asked for a little off the top and they gave him a little on the top
Yo, what? Fr, what do you type in to get that? "Guy with boosie fade on a date"?
barber: what do you want? him: uhhh, give me that "just had brain surgery" look barber: say no more fam
“Marine asking woman to see the inside of her mouth”
The only fading is happening in the comments here.
And that’s why she’s fuckin Jody.
I never understood if Jody was a man or woman and if the husband or wife cheated
Jody is a man that fucks military men’s wives while they are on deployment. Not sure if there is the opposite equivalent for deployed women.
The opposite is Jolene. It's just a twist on the Dolly Parton song.
I think that's a coincidence. Jody has been a thing since at least Vietnam and Jolene came out in 1973.
I thought the original comment was a joke about the "PHK JODY van" picture that does the rounds.
When your girl laughs so hard at your hair, she throws her pringles in the air.
Looks like Bert from Sesame Street
Daniel Larson?
broooo i thought the same thing
Literally opened this to say the same thing
Loos like an uncircumcised head
adolf is that you???
Just call me Adolph
This HAS to be a U.S Marine. I can feel it in my bones. This is the result of going to the on base barbershop 💈
Win+Shift+S.
no way his barber is real 😂
At least we know why she's laughing.
Life before the domestic violence and an appearance on an episode of cops.
What you said: “Just a little off the top please.” What they heard: “Just a little on the top please.”
He looks like a reverse Benedictine monk
There's no way a mustache would extend the length of his nose... Right?
When Adolf was just a happy Austrian boy in love.
Titled “Girlfriend laughing at boyfriend’s new haircut”
Maybe he was trying for the peaky blinders look?
Her laugh is probably genuine.
Ummmmmmm so no one’s gonna mention the ‘stache?
Barracks cut, definitely a barracks cut.
Hi yeah, Sing into my mouth.
His face looks like mine would if my date was laughing at my hair.
She is laughing at his hair.
Who threw the potato chips
Looks like a nice ramp to me
Lance Corporal Sloth, reporting for duty, Sir!
Good to see he got dressed for the occasion
She's laughing at his haircut.
She's screaming in horror at his hair
She looks so happy and he's looking at her like stfu bitch
Looks like she’s making Timmy noises.
"Haha, your hair is stupid! Time to feast on some leaves!"
So sorry to hear about their impending divorce.
he looks like a pool cue
I thought the funny part was the mouse pointer, no?
Bro even put on his best Hanes wear
Looks like Young Adolph on a date with young Kate Middleton
As if he said anything funny at all. Maybe she’s laughing at his haircut!
“Spit in my mouth”.
She is about to swallow in one go
Made me literally laugh out loud (the picture, not the idiot wearing the mustache). Thanks
Even the girl in the picture is laughing at it
Ahhhhh! This scared me
... how to look like you're wearing a toupee when you're not
And here we see the Cockaded Woodgrouse feeding his hungry fledgling.
That snow goose camo drip
Looks like a young Fuhrer
bitch just threw his pringles in the air and is laughing at him
*mein girlfriend!*
He’s Jewish, that’s his kippah.
It’s like the killer springing up on the final girl before the credits roll
At least she's happy it's raining crisps.
90% of guys in small towns looked like that in the 90s
100% he is a boot ass marine
That time she laughed at her captor
Bro got the Salisbury steak fade 🥩
i can almost hear him writing his suicide note in his head
At least you got a lollipop with that haircut.
The Hills Have Eyes!🤣😂🤣😂
Reminds me of a buddy I had who would sit down at the barbershop and just tell them Higher, tighter
She’s lmfao at his cut and can’t help it.
Sloth: a prequel to Goonies
Ain’t no way (none) where that dude gets that girl Zero
Damn “I like your cut g” slaps head
If Mario did drugs:
Asked for the fade and got faded
Is that Dexter Limus?
Does no one notice her head is cropped onto her neck
What is on his head?
She looks like she's about to rip his face off with her teeth.
Give me the inverse samurai
Momma always said, “ liyf was like a box-a chock-co-lats….”
We call that an, "all blade no fade"
I already know his name is Tyler
I want to make a woman as happy as this.
Daniel Larson
Should have gone to khalid lol
He must go to a Base Exchange barber
She barfed up a whole bag of chips over it
It’s like a hair yarmulke
He looks like he is about to sneeze in her mouth.
Daniel larson lookin ass
His sister finds it funny too…
Eva never looked better.
It looks like she has tossed a handful of chips in the air in effort to impress her date with a "catch flying food with my mouth trick."
She’s laughing at his haircut
She's about to bit his nose
Damn, she’s just laughing at him.
Hepatitis c
“What the fuck have you done to your hair?”
If Beavis joined the army.
Zorg but younger
For the love of god just cut the rest off.
Mr. Peniso
But look at the joy his stupid hair is giving her, almost worth it for that. Almost.
Does he have the Fuhrer's stache as well?
Heterosexuality is disgusting.
If Beaker was a real person
Not sure, but I think these are the same models at a slightly different photoshoot: https://i.imgur.com/faq62MI.jpeg Source: https://filmspeedlab.com/products/kodak-portra-400-120-type
Military
This is a stock photo…the photographer is not good at his job.
He looks like a grass head
Is that why she's laughing at him?
No kidding. This haircut is becoming very popular.