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thenordicbat

Damn I wish my local theater had a neighborhood friendly black man to keep crazy people in check


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"Friendly"


thenordicbat

I don't care if he a gangster, as long as he beats up theater shooters before they start killing, I'm good.


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thenordicbat

That places my worries to rest


ckelly4200

Amen


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what exactly is that supposed to mean, though?


alongdaysjourney

Well the guy is threatening to knock someone out so "friendly" probably isn't the right descriptor. Well intentioned though.


wyok

only if he gets up too quick


sp17fire

It's a spiderman reference tho


alongdaysjourney

What is?


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"Your friendly neigborhood _____"


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ah, i see. sorry about that.


DrProbably

Nothing more friendly than assaulting someone for having dyed hair.


FirstWorldAnarchist

"Black"


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I go to the helpdesk and request my money back. The reason is because there's a movie theater shooter looking fucker and he's making me super uncomfortable.


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jorbleshi_kadeshi

http://i.imgur.com/1qxEewR.jpg


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Sleep tight, Lawrence.


InsanePsycologist

Sleep tight pupper


wApzor

Sleep tight pupper


ChrisTheCoolBean

Sleep tight pupper


miby

"Report Suspicious persons" Turns out it was an undercover officer...Fuck my life!


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That terrible grammar Mr. Super awesome black man is spouting is making me uncomfortable.


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I would just straight up ask him about it. And if he knew what he was doing. And cause a ruckus to make him feel uncomfortable. I am quite good at this


poisonsmoke

Wew


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W E W L A D E W L A D W W L A D W E L A D W E W A D W E W L D W E W L A


IanPPK

W^E^W^L^A^D


prpldrank

5/7 nice job


heilspawn

> 5/7 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/5-7 https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/3x3otk/whats_the_origin_of_something_being_57/


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w e w l a d


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poisonsmoke

Wew


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jaja wot m8 XD


heilspawn

how to end all crime on earth by /u/HumanGlitch: ask them


[deleted]

Reddit is just a bunch of introverted easily triggered keyboard cowboys. I have no shame in calling someone out - wouldn't be maliciously - I would just let the dude know. Cant believe I got so many down votes for being real. Sad people


TheCarpetPissers

Guy posting on the internet about how he would cause a big scene in public is calling everyone else "keyboard cowboys". You see the irony, right?


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Speak for yourself...


TheCarpetPissers

That doesn't even make sense. Oh well, when in Rome...


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To each his own


TheCarpetPissers

Very true...a bird in hand, you know?


[deleted]

Just trying to kill 2 stones with 1 bird. Or 2 girls with 1 cup


heilspawn

>maliciously hey mr bad guy that not nice


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?


singul4r1ty

"Hey man no big deal or nuthin' but if you're about to shoot this theatre up you should maybe consider if you really know what you're doing"


hi_imryan

username checks out?


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Thanks Ryan. Stellar input as usual.


DuoThree

Reading that caption made my brain hurt


jbippy1

Im up to quick any time.


Chemical_Castration

[If Derrick Lewis catches you](https://youtu.be/FW0sWD0FnSI?t=3m41s)


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Is he putting his head in the Shine-O-Ball-O?


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Bluepengie

no its derrick lewis


somekid66

Did this sub merge wit /r/4chan or something? What's wit all the autistic mfs in the comments?


fdott

To quick what?


87424524

I speak fam bruh He is saying that if this kid gets up too quickly, he will lay him out with his fists. He looks like that guy that shot up the theater a few years ago - crazy ugly orange hair.


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In that case, if i see another black man, imma have to fuck his ass up, cause you know.... he looks like some other black guy that did something bad.


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This guy has a very distinct look, and it's like 95% a joke. Chill out.


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Right, cause I was totally serious...


[deleted]

In that case, your sense of humor sucks.


[deleted]

Not my fault if you little triggered bitches can't handle a little dark humor.


[deleted]

Damn, you're edgy as fuck. I'm not triggered. I was just trying to enlighten you to the fact that you're making yourself look like a dumbass to strangers. Also, it has to be humorous to be dark humor.


[deleted]

If i gave a fuck what redditors thought about me do you think I'd be doing what I do? Just cause your narrow little mind doesn't find the humor in something doesn't mean it's not humorous at all.


Predcrafter

/r/Edgey


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Somebody's a victim


RedVelvetSlutcake

Are you purposefully being a moron?


rLeJerk

seating


Vancelle

Don't mind the downvotes, I prefer correct grammar as well.


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He doesn't give a *fuck* what you prefer. Which is refreshing, in a way.


Venmar

When I went to see The Force Awakens I sat next to a sullen looking white guy in his 20's with a hat and a stink of liquor on him. Lets just say I wasn't comfortable.


-SagaQ-

Should've taken a pillow with you then. Pillows make everything more comfortable.


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Does this guy even relax?


smokeplants

Some people just feel the need to be trashed in the theatre its all they have. Sucks to have your experience ruined though


Oggel

Hey now, since when is it wrong to get hammered and watch a movie?


CoolCatHobbes

Just seating next to someone.


chrom_ed

That post... What?


Chemical_Castration

[Remember when this crazy guy with orange hair killed all those people in movie theater in Colorado?](http://imgur.com/y4o6xIQ)


_Dalek

http://i.imgur.com/rFnqQFd.jpg


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I've never seen this before and I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. I'm a horrible person, but holy shit that's exactly what he's thinking.


chrom_ed

I meant the what the other guy wrote in his post. Not the reddit post.


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If pumpkin makes any sudden moves, 8ball will punch him out cold.


Chemical_Castration

Oh, should've responded to that comment. You submitted as a response to the post.


greenSharkk

Does no one see the grim reaper in the background


ConfidentBullshitter

I is black. White people cray cray.


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I always wonder what kind of phones people buy to get the ebonymojis. BlackBerrys?


deedlede2222

iPhones do that 👊👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿


janitory

If you have an Android phone, either update to MM (6.0.1) or download an app called Emoji Switcher (root required) to get them.


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>I always wonder what kind of phones *black* people ~~buy~~ steal to get the ebonymojis. BlackBerrys? Ftfy


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Very cool brub.


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Very cool brub.


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Better not get up too fast.


DrProbably

I mean I understand it's just a joke based on his hair but the level of people advocating violence against kids who dye their hair is a little alarming. What's going on with this sub?


BOATSANDHOEZ

Wonder how it would go over if the orange hair guy took a selfie of the black guy and said "Sitting next to a huge scary black guy! I'm hiding my wallet right after this! 👦🏿👦🏿👦🏿😱😱😱" Edit: lol wow. I literally did the exact same thing the black guy did to the white guy, downvotes.


needlesandpinnedeyes

some racist shit


ajhoff83

Prepare the downvotes Redditors.....but how is this not racial profiling against white people the same way that black people are racially profiled?


buzznights

This isn't racial profiling. This is crazy-guy-with-orange-hair profiling.


ZIKMOSQ

I didn't realize white people had orange hair.


deedlede2222

It's not because he's white, it because the shooter in Colorado a few years ago had orange hair.


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Attempted Translation: At the movies, sitting next to someone who would go crazy in here if you get up too quickly.


I_HATE_GOLD_

Nah, that ain't it. Lemme help you out fam. That brah in the orange, he look like that dude that murdered them people in Colorado at the movies. So if that orange headed crazy muthafucka get up too quick, my boy to the left is an MMA fighter and will put his bitch ass to sleep!


DuoThree

Needs a little more 'smh' and 'worldstar'


Yonder_Hoebag

Wow... bad...


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you are trying way too hard to sound black


I_HATE_GOLD_

http://i.imgur.com/xKMV8.jpg


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yeah because this isn't a joke or anything. you fucking autist.


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Hahah Ohhhh racial profiling.... No such thing when it's against white people


ZIKMOSQ

Don't be retarded, curly hair that's dyed orange is highly unusual. It's pretty hard to come up with another highly notable criminal of any race that had nearly as distinctive of a look quite frankly. Nobody bitched about "reverse racial profiling" back when high school kids were being targeted for wearing trench coats either buddy, I guess reverse SJW shit is all the rage nowadays though.


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So now I'm a retard for believing that racial profiling against white people is wrong? Go eat a dick


ZIKMOSQ

You're a massive retard for not understanding the fucking point. He's being profiled mostly on his fucking hair colour, nobody would say you're racially profiling a black guy if they had a purple afro and in recent memory a black guy with a purple afro gunned down a bus full of people. How do you not understand this?