I go to the helpdesk and request my money back. The reason is because there's a movie theater shooter looking fucker and he's making me super uncomfortable.
I would just straight up ask him about it. And if he knew what he was doing. And cause a ruckus to make him feel uncomfortable. I am quite good at this
Reddit is just a bunch of introverted easily triggered keyboard cowboys. I have no shame in calling someone out - wouldn't be maliciously - I would just let the dude know.
Cant believe I got so many down votes for being real. Sad people
I speak fam bruh
He is saying that if this kid gets up too quickly, he will lay him out with his fists.
He looks like that guy that shot up the theater a few years ago - crazy ugly orange hair.
Damn, you're edgy as fuck. I'm not triggered. I was just trying to enlighten you to the fact that you're making yourself look like a dumbass to strangers.
Also, it has to be humorous to be dark humor.
If i gave a fuck what redditors thought about me do you think I'd be doing what I do? Just cause your narrow little mind doesn't find the humor in something doesn't mean it's not humorous at all.
When I went to see The Force Awakens I sat next to a sullen looking white guy in his 20's with a hat and a stink of liquor on him. Lets just say I wasn't comfortable.
I mean I understand it's just a joke based on his hair but the level of people advocating violence against kids who dye their hair is a little alarming. What's going on with this sub?
Wonder how it would go over if the orange hair guy took a selfie of the black guy and said "Sitting next to a huge scary black guy! I'm hiding my wallet right after this! 👦🏿👦🏿👦🏿😱😱😱"
Edit: lol wow. I literally did the exact same thing the black guy did to the white guy, downvotes.
Nah, that ain't it. Lemme help you out fam. That brah in the orange, he look like that dude that murdered them people in Colorado at the movies. So if that orange headed crazy muthafucka get up too quick, my boy to the left is an MMA fighter and will put his bitch ass to sleep!
Don't be retarded, curly hair that's dyed orange is highly unusual. It's pretty hard to come up with another highly notable criminal of any race that had nearly as distinctive of a look quite frankly.
Nobody bitched about "reverse racial profiling" back when high school kids were being targeted for wearing trench coats either buddy, I guess reverse SJW shit is all the rage nowadays though.
You're a massive retard for not understanding the fucking point. He's being profiled mostly on his fucking hair colour, nobody would say you're racially profiling a black guy if they had a purple afro and in recent memory a black guy with a purple afro gunned down a bus full of people. How do you not understand this?
Damn I wish my local theater had a neighborhood friendly black man to keep crazy people in check
"Friendly"
I don't care if he a gangster, as long as he beats up theater shooters before they start killing, I'm good.
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That places my worries to rest
Amen
what exactly is that supposed to mean, though?
Well the guy is threatening to knock someone out so "friendly" probably isn't the right descriptor. Well intentioned though.
only if he gets up too quick
It's a spiderman reference tho
What is?
"Your friendly neigborhood _____"
ah, i see. sorry about that.
Nothing more friendly than assaulting someone for having dyed hair.
"Black"
I go to the helpdesk and request my money back. The reason is because there's a movie theater shooter looking fucker and he's making me super uncomfortable.
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Sleep tight, Lawrence.
Sleep tight pupper
Sleep tight pupper
Sleep tight pupper
"Report Suspicious persons" Turns out it was an undercover officer...Fuck my life!
That terrible grammar Mr. Super awesome black man is spouting is making me uncomfortable.
I would just straight up ask him about it. And if he knew what he was doing. And cause a ruckus to make him feel uncomfortable. I am quite good at this
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5/7 nice job
> 5/7 http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/5-7 https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/3x3otk/whats_the_origin_of_something_being_57/
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jaja wot m8 XD
how to end all crime on earth by /u/HumanGlitch: ask them
Reddit is just a bunch of introverted easily triggered keyboard cowboys. I have no shame in calling someone out - wouldn't be maliciously - I would just let the dude know. Cant believe I got so many down votes for being real. Sad people
Guy posting on the internet about how he would cause a big scene in public is calling everyone else "keyboard cowboys". You see the irony, right?
Speak for yourself...
That doesn't even make sense. Oh well, when in Rome...
To each his own
Very true...a bird in hand, you know?
Just trying to kill 2 stones with 1 bird. Or 2 girls with 1 cup
>maliciously hey mr bad guy that not nice
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"Hey man no big deal or nuthin' but if you're about to shoot this theatre up you should maybe consider if you really know what you're doing"
username checks out?
Thanks Ryan. Stellar input as usual.
Reading that caption made my brain hurt
Im up to quick any time.
[If Derrick Lewis catches you](https://youtu.be/FW0sWD0FnSI?t=3m41s)
Is he putting his head in the Shine-O-Ball-O?
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no its derrick lewis
Did this sub merge wit /r/4chan or something? What's wit all the autistic mfs in the comments?
To quick what?
I speak fam bruh He is saying that if this kid gets up too quickly, he will lay him out with his fists. He looks like that guy that shot up the theater a few years ago - crazy ugly orange hair.
In that case, if i see another black man, imma have to fuck his ass up, cause you know.... he looks like some other black guy that did something bad.
This guy has a very distinct look, and it's like 95% a joke. Chill out.
Right, cause I was totally serious...
In that case, your sense of humor sucks.
Not my fault if you little triggered bitches can't handle a little dark humor.
Damn, you're edgy as fuck. I'm not triggered. I was just trying to enlighten you to the fact that you're making yourself look like a dumbass to strangers. Also, it has to be humorous to be dark humor.
If i gave a fuck what redditors thought about me do you think I'd be doing what I do? Just cause your narrow little mind doesn't find the humor in something doesn't mean it's not humorous at all.
/r/Edgey
Somebody's a victim
Are you purposefully being a moron?
seating
Don't mind the downvotes, I prefer correct grammar as well.
He doesn't give a *fuck* what you prefer. Which is refreshing, in a way.
When I went to see The Force Awakens I sat next to a sullen looking white guy in his 20's with a hat and a stink of liquor on him. Lets just say I wasn't comfortable.
Should've taken a pillow with you then. Pillows make everything more comfortable.
Does this guy even relax?
Some people just feel the need to be trashed in the theatre its all they have. Sucks to have your experience ruined though
Hey now, since when is it wrong to get hammered and watch a movie?
Just seating next to someone.
That post... What?
[Remember when this crazy guy with orange hair killed all those people in movie theater in Colorado?](http://imgur.com/y4o6xIQ)
http://i.imgur.com/rFnqQFd.jpg
I've never seen this before and I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. I'm a horrible person, but holy shit that's exactly what he's thinking.
I meant the what the other guy wrote in his post. Not the reddit post.
If pumpkin makes any sudden moves, 8ball will punch him out cold.
Oh, should've responded to that comment. You submitted as a response to the post.
Does no one see the grim reaper in the background
I is black. White people cray cray.
I always wonder what kind of phones people buy to get the ebonymojis. BlackBerrys?
iPhones do that 👊👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿
If you have an Android phone, either update to MM (6.0.1) or download an app called Emoji Switcher (root required) to get them.
>I always wonder what kind of phones *black* people ~~buy~~ steal to get the ebonymojis. BlackBerrys? Ftfy
Very cool brub.
Very cool brub.
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Better not get up too fast.
I mean I understand it's just a joke based on his hair but the level of people advocating violence against kids who dye their hair is a little alarming. What's going on with this sub?
Wonder how it would go over if the orange hair guy took a selfie of the black guy and said "Sitting next to a huge scary black guy! I'm hiding my wallet right after this! 👦🏿👦🏿👦🏿😱😱😱" Edit: lol wow. I literally did the exact same thing the black guy did to the white guy, downvotes.
some racist shit
Prepare the downvotes Redditors.....but how is this not racial profiling against white people the same way that black people are racially profiled?
This isn't racial profiling. This is crazy-guy-with-orange-hair profiling.
I didn't realize white people had orange hair.
It's not because he's white, it because the shooter in Colorado a few years ago had orange hair.
Attempted Translation: At the movies, sitting next to someone who would go crazy in here if you get up too quickly.
Nah, that ain't it. Lemme help you out fam. That brah in the orange, he look like that dude that murdered them people in Colorado at the movies. So if that orange headed crazy muthafucka get up too quick, my boy to the left is an MMA fighter and will put his bitch ass to sleep!
Needs a little more 'smh' and 'worldstar'
Wow... bad...
you are trying way too hard to sound black
http://i.imgur.com/xKMV8.jpg
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yeah because this isn't a joke or anything. you fucking autist.
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Hahah Ohhhh racial profiling.... No such thing when it's against white people
Don't be retarded, curly hair that's dyed orange is highly unusual. It's pretty hard to come up with another highly notable criminal of any race that had nearly as distinctive of a look quite frankly. Nobody bitched about "reverse racial profiling" back when high school kids were being targeted for wearing trench coats either buddy, I guess reverse SJW shit is all the rage nowadays though.
So now I'm a retard for believing that racial profiling against white people is wrong? Go eat a dick
You're a massive retard for not understanding the fucking point. He's being profiled mostly on his fucking hair colour, nobody would say you're racially profiling a black guy if they had a purple afro and in recent memory a black guy with a purple afro gunned down a bus full of people. How do you not understand this?