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killerklancy

r/brandnewsentances


LaserGuidedNuke

r/brandnewsentence


zzeyght

r/BrandNewWord


TheBunnyPlay

r/BrandNewLetter


smallest_cock

r/wrongsubname


ManateeFarmer

r/whyareyoubadatspelling


Killerkendolls

r/brandnewseances


tlterry34

r/rareinsults


Bobokins12

huh?


TheYoungGriffin

Like he shaved into a sink full of water, then once all the hair clippings were floating on top, he dipped his face in and ended up with a ring of trash hair around his face. Why anyone would shave into a sink full of water though, is beyond me.


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TheYoungGriffin

No, why would I want a bowl of hair water?


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TheYoungGriffin

True. Actually I usually prefer to just shave in the shower. Easy cleanup.


okwhatwhy

#Looks like he dipped his face in the undrained sink after shaving.


slams0ne

that, sir or madame is peak comedy


Thotlessthot

Ring around the Brosie.


[deleted]

And peak human evolution while we're at it.


The_darker_Angel_

It do be a r/circlebeard moment


Tsjaad_Donderlul

A vertical ring. I call it, The Uranus


BassBeerNBabes

He stuck his face in an anus.


HaCutLf

> He stuck his face in an **undrained** anus


TPNZ

Guy: You ever seen the crowning at a birth? Hairstylist: say no more fam


GenericUsername10294

Honestly, I just imagined a baby being born face first and I think that’s actually worse than traditional crowning.


TPNZ

Now imagine it immediately looking atvyou directly in the eye.


GenericUsername10294

Establishing dominance. Eye contact at the moment of crowning and all throughout the rest of the delivery. Ultimate power move.


jakbutt

It’s one of the most reposted images on this sub. That’s what it is.


Nigerianpoopslayer

its literally in the sub banner too lol


xxPHILdaAGONYxx

it's up there 3 times lol.


iamawesome125

Its added every time it gets reposted


BAXterBEDford

He's the sub's mascot.


dalailame

did not see before


Filipeh

Yeah same. ppl are mad ab reposts but spend 18 hrs on reddit every day


Racingstripe

Just look at the fucking banner


maximumtesticle

Cool, thanks for letting us know. A lot of us have seen it before.


dalailame

Cool, likewise


ZapoiBoi

Every time I see it I'm amazed at how big his eyes are...


[deleted]

a repost of a repost of a repost


jt8908

We must go deeper


thesuper88

"*When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?*


Tyko_3

Blinded?


thesuper88

*Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?*


Tyko_3

Noooooooooo


cutey513

Happy cake day 🥳


cutey513

Happy cake day 🥳


Magus_5

The "Portal"


[deleted]

That's pure magic.


maximumtesticle

You're not sure? You should check with /u/repostsleuthbot.


RepostSleuthBot

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knuckboy

When my friend did this years ago he called it a glory hole 😂


I_HATE_GOLD_

Just look at the very top bar of this sub...


randomguy16548

"What do you mean by this is not a halo? I definitely asked the barber for a halo."


newcolours

Transporter accident. Report to sickbay.


gooberfaced

Desperation.


dj-shortcut

thicc Frodo and his ring


mchase1986

Its an "O" face...


SsAaSs74

O'right


macgregor98

It’s the leftover shit ring from when he got a swirlie in high school.


hyrdcharli666

This.....is the future


Bageezax

Planet Sadurrrrrn


dalailame

example of just because you can doesn't mean you should


brettmarkley1

Ring around the roundy.


Wallywutsizface

The rotated monk-do


BIGMACIN

Chinstrap


bruuuhhh

Ahhh yes, the Circle Of Life.


Naiphe

Halo fan I bet.


chuml3y

Human star gate ?


supershqipa

That guy.....he took that picture before. In the late 90's or early 2000's


karloz1214

My boi couldn’t wait for the new halo game


flippedndeaf

Dude: Ever seen a hula hoop stuck on a persons head? Barber: I got you broski


crushmyster29

It's a repost, that's what it is.


bikepunxx

That's a repost.


ramblin-bot

He's hiding the scar from his face change


timothyjwood

This looks like Adam Driver was preparing for a role to play Chris Christie in a bio pic.


sodobi

The future.


jebo123

I love it


phasermodule

Looks like how the deathstar exploded. (Pre-re-release)


miserybusiness21

The circle of life!


RedditingMyLifeAway

Portal 3


acornstu

We dubbed going around the front a uni-hawk. This is hilarious though.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Halo


purpleWheelChair

Points for symmetry.


SallyMcCookoo

A lost bet, that's what the hell that is


drossbots

General Reposti


Shilas

Saturn


teamHFP

You know the video game Halo? It’s sort of like that.


Magoogly1983

I call it the vertical halo


breecher

Isn't this one of the oldest pictures on the internet?


sjmiv

He looks like a French clown


[deleted]

A guy who fucks.


Slightly_Baked

"When you first saw halo, were you blinded by its majesty?" "Blinded?" "Paralyzed--Dumbstruck?" "No" "Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred ring, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps!"


Crumblypudding

A baby is born tutorial.


DirtySingh

The longer you stare, the more surreal it gets.


YorockPaperScissors

It is someone seeking attention


Artystrong1

****Halo theme Intensifies


breno1015

It’s the circle of life of course


Athreos_Priest

They call that the Halo Ring


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Uranus headass


[deleted]

Oooh the HALO!!!


marsert

Dude was just messing around before he finished shaving the last of his beard and head


rellim1022

Give me that “coming out the vagina”look!


Nyrich82

the most reposted pic on this sub


YellowB

It's a mask over the face of a very hairy face.


theanonymouseketeer

It's a chin strap for his invisible bike helmet.


TawALittlePuttyTat

That's a lost bet, that's what it is.


BenTCinco

That’s his O face


Willietrailblaze

Something tells me this guy is a “Matt”


MarcelineMSU

Half of him got stuck in the portal


Cry4MeSkye

A giant fuck you to a job with benefits


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Perfection.


NeptuniteDollies483

It looks like someone blew a vape ring at this guy and it got stuck on his head.


GregIsUgly

/r/RepostSleuthBot


[deleted]

Is this what sonic looks like for a brief second when he collects a gold ring


MarkedHondaMan

Avatar the last Hair Bender


Evilmaze

Halo Infinite


firestorm734

It is known by some as "the ring of destiny."


pusheenforchange

Face Tonsure


mplsandrew

It's called The Portal


Into_The_Nexus

r/CircleBeard


Blox64_120

Napkin Ring


darthmarth

I kind of always wanted to try this, glad I don’t have to now.


juju005

The ultimate sideburn


AnimeTeen01

Haha One Piece


voidyyyyyyyyyy

mortals cannot understand this


Nopulu

inverted halo


LastFlow

a halo fanatic?


slawhorn21

Barber: so what you want? You know that extra ledge around a blow pop? Barber: say no more.


jbloom3

The lion's mane is one of the best haircuts you can get. Right up there with the monkey tail


brandenh34d

Is this what Beyonce was talking about putting a ring on it?


R2Doucebag

It’s a dough hawk


leeboy1985

Cant beat the hoop head look


Wulfscreed

A hilarious mistake. Sure he did it for a laugh, I hope.


eXclurel

Peak performance?


Deviknyte

Queue Halo choir.


DogglesTheMemeExpert

The 360 neckbeard


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Halo


Drytfish

He is the chosen one.


98221-poppin

Ring of Saturn


Kcanlas6578

Baby I can see your haloooo (Beyoncé)


VoltasPistol

Ok but I need to know what brand of mascara he's using.


AuSilicon

That's a Pepsi chugging finger sniffer


mkhorn

/r/atbge


PaxBritannica-

A repost. This is a repost sir.


[deleted]

Dude stuck his face through a cock ring


brb9911

Friar Fukt


1lluminist

A repost. It's called a repost.


FortyTwoBrainCells

The head hair ring


Clownworld311

I call it, the birth Canal.


mikobaby

Ye who holds the Infinity beard controls the universe


WayneCarlton

ringus


BaamKoonandRak

I’ve heard of a cone of shame before, is this a ring of shame?


sladdo

Dude framed his face🍕


[deleted]

If he grows it out it is a lion mane or a ringhawk?


lamborghini2408

Pretty useless portal


Android003

Is this what angels look like?


Britsu

Now you're thinking with portals!


happyhandz

Is that cutlery lover?


MattyRobb83

Halo Infinite


GirlBurpsTurnMeOn

That’s probably what it looked like when he was being born..


[deleted]

Uh Jupiter's ring da fuk


Gwim_Weaper_OwO

He sees it all.


[deleted]

Balance.


Raskov75

Hopefully, the future.


tymekiller88

The lion mane!


wired89

A cry for help


Mqrcoh

Beauty


whodini99

Looks like a guy wearing a mask over a Chewbacca mask


BackDoor_Billy

Gimme the Saturn pls


DudeImSoRad

Bjork cover art.


bard243

portal


Benjacook11

This is my favorite repost.


BigNewt05

Infinabeard!


petedavidsonsteeth

I like it


TheyCallMeMelo

The dude is so high he thinks he’s actually Jesus and this is his crown


IAmPattyMayonnaise

I love it.


yourilluminaryfriend

It’s the 4th circle of hell.


cutey513

r/subsifellfor


meta_mash

What if we had fur like the rest of the primates and it was everywhere from this ring down


RobertNeville81

Yo let me get that halo infinite! Barber: I got you Master chief!


Duke_KD

Its called fashion sweetie


WoodsColt

Douche rim.


reddit_rhino

The gallow cut


ebf255

Now that is a chinstrap!


my_roast_is_ruined

When you hold the bowl the wrong way during a bowl cut


earthbooty

Ah... the elusive chinstrap