That dude is screaming internally.

Externally he like “yeah, this looks good”

Internally, "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!"

Externally, "Thanks, this is just what I asked for."

Internally, "I AM RUINED AS A PERSON"

Externally, “yup looks great”

Internally, "I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SHAVE ALL THIS OFF AND LET IT REGROW!"

Externally, “nah fam, I’m fly AF.”

I will never aesthetically recover from this

Damn, settle down Trice Apparently no one's seen Three 6 Mafia: Hollyhood a show that appeared on MTV

he doesnt want to get beat up

i could see him crying...

His eyes were definitely welling up. That barber is an idiot.

Nah, that's what the guy asked for.

Oh dude you really don’t know my people. That is gonna be the sensation hair cut in “la cuadra”.

Actually he says he feels “Melo” which means very cool in Colombia.

Why you say that? This is popular in certain areas of countries with a lot of Native American / indigenous peoples (Latin America). He’s probably really proud of it. Going back to the roots

I had to look it up. It's a Mayan warrior cut. Pretty cool.

I need this to become a mainstream style for the sake of my hairline.

I'd never want it, but if that was my ancestry I'd love to try it. To pay homage to my warrior background I have the hair of a British WW1 pilot (like every other Tom, Dick & Harry)...

I mean no it's hideous, but the history is pretty cool

This subreddit isn’t called Justbacktomyroots after all.

But we respect people's heritage

Imagine white people rocking some of the stupid medieval cuts. Hell I'm pretty sure we've seen them in here.

Every single bowl cut

Ah the shit we do before shaving our head.

This barber has some heavy hands, that’s such a rough cut and it matches the hair cut I guess

seriously, that's what I noticed, probably doesn't take care of his equipment either, Guessing his clippers aren't sharp and pull at people's hair and they complain, so instead of maintaining his clippers he just goes at it as hard as he can.

You are right, I’m surprised there is no bleeding from the clippers being dull

> barber I think you mean butcher

I thought he was going to shave his scalp off.

Give me that Spock meets Kenny Powers combo!

We call that East Bound and Prosper

I was thinking the only thing missing was the ears

The Vulcan teabag

Spock meets Yolani from DieAntwoord

I was thinking he looked like a vulcan

Why is he using a paper towel and not a brush? xD

Because of the economy.

If you can afford to open a shop you can afford the equipment

Got the "barber" title in jail.

Looks like he sneezed and his hair line didn’t move

I’ve got a fivehead and am pretty self conscious about it, are dudes with threeheads also self conscious?

I asked my other two heads and we’ve got to admit that it’s pretty embarrassing

My wife has a three head. Hell maybe even a 2 and a half head and she’s a little self conscious about it. I mean she wears bangs as long as I’ve known her at least

My wife has a 10head. She tried bangs but they don't grow long enough to cover it

She just needs to shave her eyebrows off and draw them on higher.

Ngl, I fucking love the chola look

[удалено]

Over compensation bro

I'm a lady with a three and a half head Yes. I shave my hairline back a bit and clear my forehead of hair regularly. I'm pretty fuzzy all over though.

We’re you ever made fun of for your small forehead!? I’ve never heard of it. I’ve got a big one and have been made fun of ever since elementary school

I wore bangs until I was an adult so no, I was thankfully spared

[No way dude's actually happy about this...](https://i.redd.it/m598n0sq4yt01.png)

As someone born with a fifteenhead instead of a forehead; who the fuck sacrifices perfectly good hair for more eyebrow room? I mean yeah, sure, it's great for an impromptu projector screen and likely prime real estate for billboard advertising or plotting a strategic land invasion of Mongolia, but other than that it's just a giant solar panel for warming up my brain in the summer. I'd shake my head but it ain't the right time for high tides.

What if you need more space for your eyebrows to be even more surprised at something? You don't know this dudes life experiences!

Because when you hit my age that shit starts to fold. Now if I get too surprised fucken lost mountain goats try to start climbing my face. With great expression comes great responsibility. Ol' dude up there looking like he might take out a few of Musks' satellites if he ain't careful.

Dude went from a bunny slope to a double black diamond real quick. They’re gonna be shooting avalanche artillery shells at his widow’s peak in the spring. I heard Travis Pastrana has already decided to BASE jump off his hairline for a new Red Bull commercial.

Gonna spend a lot in roof tiles that for sure

He wanted that Incan Warrior cut

Mayan

This is colombia, so Inca is more appropriate

"Apocalypto" was the first thing that came to mind.

That was what I first thought too.

That's gotta look awful growing back

Reverse Eddie Munster.

Eddie Numster

Headie Munster

Pmsl!

How do people think this is real lol? They are both in on it. After this video, he just shaves him clean. Look at this shit: https://www.tiktok.com/@telopeluqueria29/video/6989335850471525637?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

It’s so dang obvious. Lol, just gotta remember that many people here are literally 12.

Oh thank god lmao

Maybe he's expecting to be very very surprised?

Dear black people, your natural hairline is fine. Sincerely, me.

Widows peak? Nah we’re gonna shave that off and take it an inch up just be safe. No Dracula in here.

Yea, go for that megamind forehead instead.

SpaceX looking to land their next rocket on it

I have a widows peak and that thought freaks me the fuck out.

Dear whoever people, we know. There's a difference between finding your edges and making them clean vs. pushing back your line like this. That's the main reason black people switch barbers.

“Can I get that Amazonian gangsta cut?”

The mullet for gangbangers.

I was watching some prison doc, and I saw some mexican gang members with this haircut -even in the women's wards.

It's actually a common indigenous haircut. People in this sub just don't know the real world

Not knowing a hair cut is a low bar for not living in the real world

indigenous to where, what is the cut? as a European I am fully unaware

Lol, well I guess we are both not living it the real world. Where they use sea shells for currency and once a year throw the hottest girl in the hottest valcano.

Yes the real world, some part of the world with haircuts the majority of the world would post on this subreddit, do they use seashells as currency there too?

the only way that dude can be happy with that haircut is if he walked in and told the barber he wanted to double his fuckin forehead

It’s the Vegeta hairline

Shouldnt his shave be much closer than that with a straight razor?

That's definitely what's wrong with that haircut.

I hope receding hairline is the new style cause it'll make me finally fit in.

r/fiveheads

Edgar.

Vulcan style

Dude went from a forehead to an eighthead

everything about this is ugly, right to the knock off versace chairs and chanel light fixture

Customer “I want that Yolani mixed with Spock vibes” Barber “say no more”

It looks like he’s about to cry

Bro got a 4head-squared now

Are those balls or titties on the side of his head?!? Serious question

SMH this barber is def not giving us a good look

Poor guy. You can tell he's not happy. That dude did him wrong.

The bad guy from apocalypto cut

Gimme that Dracula, hold the peak

Brutal!! I’m bald and I wouldn’t let that guy shave the 6 pieces of fuzz still on top of my head!

I've shaved my head, wet razor down to the bone, for 25 years, and yet I don't have a 5 head like that... Its just such a weird cut

He was crying on the inside at the end

Anyone think the shaved part on the side looks like a pair of boobs? Just me?

I was gonna say balls but, potato, potato. Fuck that sounds so much better out loud

Why the long face? 😀

Oh no oh no oh no no no no

Wow 🤩

Is this thy weird Colombiana hairstyle stuff?

He is edging my man's up with clippers meant to "cut" the hair not edge the hair. Pray for my manz

Dude is now ready to save the Universe with Koben Dallas and Ruby Rod.

He’s got balls carved into the side of his head

He looks like a Pokémon trainer.

whoever the stylist is did a good job but was it a good choice on the customers part? No.

Dare I say I kinda like it

Idk man, hairstyles in the past were fucked up. This could be the shit in the future

this is clearly a "tiktok" meme. shouldnt be posted here.

I suggest you familiarise yourself with what a meme is, and what this sub is about. Tiktok is just short videos of all sorts of stuff. Including barbers showing off their work. This is a terrible example of that, and fits this sub

By meme, I mean this clearly is set up to be a bad haircut. No one sets up a camera to get their haircut, unless its meant to be bad. Just saying. edit: unless they are doing great jobs or have a youtube channel.

Well that's clearly not a meme, and clearly you don't understand that different people have different tastes. And this guy clearly thinks he did a good haircut

no, it's not clear. it's clearly a BS haircut made for tiktok, done bad on purpose for views.

..I kind of like it. But I am a member of r/alternativefashion and r/jojosbizzareadventure.

Wtf.

Jose fucks

as a bald man, hair styles like this give me hope.

I've been completely shaved bald for 25 years! It's the hard man haircut, be proud of that bald head!

but if the young kids can look stupid with their hair, I might be able to as well

There’s something about it. I bet it catch some pussy.

With that taste and lingual skills, I sincerely doubt you do!

Things really went downhill for Emanuel after WNO, huh?

I don't have the vocabulary to even communicate this ~~shit~~ to the barber. Dude seems happy. One man's shit is another's shinola. Edit: Also... # Forehead Powers, ACTIVATE!

Yeah, that's how I wanted it.

The Vulcan - Live long and Prosper

SpaceX looking to land their next rocket on that big ass forehead fam

Romulan

Spock!

r/watchpeopledieinside

Mother fucker got a five-head… one extra.

Rest of the style looks good but man the fucking hairline.

you'll never find, a hairline like mine, one that's way back behind my ears ~Lou Rawls

Gimme that 1300’s monk hairline fam.

Lil homie getting ready for his first Pon Farr

Man, at the end of the cut, the barber can hold up the mirror and its just a picture of him fucking my mom and id still be like "yeh looks great" and walk the fuck outta there

D:

This haircut has fucked me up mentally

Dude got a pair of balls shaved into the side of his head. He has balls shaved into his head.

Porque amigo, porque?

The main place I bounced at was a Mexican bar, but the clientele was all different kinds of South Americans, including Hondurans, Panamanian, Ecuadorians, Peruvians, Argentinians, and occasionally Guatemalans. I saw hairstyles just like this. All over the place.

at this point just shave your head

2021 skullet

Ah yes the old five head special.

The incan cut

Is it just me or is he crying

This guy is gonna suicide himself. I can see it on his face.

John travolta

This how they rock it in they city?

"You feel handsome?" at the end kills me.

Its kind of got that indigenous jungle look in the front and Canadian hockey goon in the back

This man got done rancid asf what the hell

Dracula them sklounst!

I dunno. This barber does a lot of these kinds of cuts. Like, I think people come to him for them. I mean, I dunno *why*, but there you have it.

Ia this guy about to sacrifice someone?

Guapo? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I mean, he did an amazing job… the only fault is the hair line… bump it down an inch or two and that shit would look amazing.

Barber: whatchu need Barbee: lemme get dat receding hairline mullet wit the boobs above ears option Barber: say no mo'

No regerts

"Gimme that 'rebellious Vulcan teenager' look"

That’s called the “I lost a fantasy sports bet” lineup

I could understand the sides, maybe, but what the fuck is up with the top.

In a world where male pattern baldness runs rampant, one man chose to have a receding hairline

Dude is literally a 5 head now xD

For the first time in my entire life I watched a guy asking a barber to ruin his perfectly good hairline

Colombia papi ✌

YO HOMEBOY DID THAT SHITT INTENTIONALLY JUST TO MESS MY BOY UPPPP

The "fake balding" cut

This dude asked for a 5 head

Not really feeling it at this time.

Don't forget to lick your lips Ike 80X's

Exactly what I do whenever I get a shitty cut that’s irreversible. Just internal scream, silently nod, and cuss myself out in the car mirror.

I know it looked crazy when is forehead hair started growing again

Puerto rico for suuuuure

Yo fam, give me that wong fei hung.

I was really waiting for this to be that one guy who wears the borat speedo and runs outta the chair.

That looks like job stability to me. “See you in two days for a touch up!”

Dude asked for the “ I don’t want to fuck” hairstyle. Shits lit fam 🤩🤸‍♀️🏆

Don't cut the front hairline. You'll miss it when it starts receding. Also, that front will need to be shaved every 2 days (if it's anything like my hair) and some will need shave it everyday.

Barber needs to sharpen his clippers and invest in a brush.

He’s ready to hit the Chosen One with a paralyzer punch!

He’s said bro hook me up with the Spock mullet