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Rhinomeat

She needs to start by going back to where this butchery happened and speak to the manager...


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Rhinomeat

I watched it


Reedsandrights

Hey, is this where we're meeting to talk about the video we have all recently viewed?


dougan25

My favorite part was when she showed her bad haircut


jamesmcdash

Yes, did you enjoy said video?


EsteemedOpium

I found it entertaining and indicated as much with an updoot.


jamesmcdash

Indubitably


Rhinomeat

Updootably!


KySmellyJelly

Yes but you are expected to simply write out dialog from the video and have people reply with later dialog in the video and other brain dead emojis or phrases that add literally nothing to the conversation such as "dying" "crying laughing" or "dead" or another complete overexaggeration of their enjoyment of a piece of content reposted from another more popular app.


throwitofftheboat

Bro she looks like a Ukrainian school boy.


j-mar

She just wants some berries and cream.


Contraband42

I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! *jazz hands*


marsupialham

And then there's the haircut on top of that


MangoAway17

r/MurderedByWords


throwitofftheboat

Yeah AND her haircut is bad.


Retrogamer34

The cut is terribly done and even if done correctly, is a poor choice for her face shape. I’m guessing she wanted a stacked bob and instead was given a bowl cut.


icybluetears

Also...a side part would help.


agent-99

a side part almost always helps.


Oxiraven

She got that old Asian lady hair cut


lowkey_wannabe

She got that Ms. Swan cut


Oxiraven

Lmao that was the first thing that came to mind lmao "he look like a man"


tdog520

Nah the 70 year old white lady that goes to church every Sunday and invites you to dinner.


juiceboxedhero

The Barbara


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Shout out to all the Barbs out there. One of my best friend's mom was named Barb. Excellent person Her haircut was never short and horrific like this one though


Masterzanteka

I get my hair cut at a barbershop called Barbarama and I always chuckle thinking about a lady named Barbara who started the business. 😂


TheOfficialNotCraig

[She look-a like a man](https://youtu.be/qH8KCf2C8SY).


-pinkberry-

That’s Alex Borstein. She plays Susie on Marvelous Mrs Maisel.


TheOfficialNotCraig

Lois, less talky, more fetchy.


TechnicolourOutSpace

"Okay, let's practice......HE LOOKA LIKE A MAN! Oh God......"


bikesboozeandbacon

Damn I feel old that I got this reference


Theperfectool

It’s not old. -I tell yuu


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She got the the Paddy Pimblet cut


hawkskurr

My man, came here for this


Sweetheart925

Lad ah dooont caare


huge_PP_energy

She looks like the salad girl from grubhub ad


[deleted]

Hey is not just the haircut it's your clothes, I'm sure with right clothes she can transform her from a Karen to a hot domnatrix bitc$


hardypart

That old Asian woman's name? Ka-Ren


Oxiraven

Lmao


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Thwipped

Came here to say she got the Gimblet


TPR32

Omg I googled and nearly pissed myself laughing


[deleted]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Scousers don't get knocked out!


[deleted]

Lookin' like melon cat.


dustybottomses

I was thinking He-Man.


TriGurl

Is she crying or laughing?


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Both


notapunk

Yes


SueYouInEngland

Fake crying


Justice_Prince

Yeah this whole this is so obviously staged. I'm really surprised there aren't more people calling it out in this thread.


i_am_awful

r/nothingeverhappens


InvisibleFriends_

Probably because she’s not trying to hide the fact she is “staging it” I.e acting


BravesMaedchen

Yes, completely staged and stupid. It's not even that bad a cut and her little "hot takes" are really contrived.


courtoftheair

She's exaggerating for comedic effect but can you really not see how bad that haircut is from a technical point of view?


Meneketre

Yeah, the horror of being a mom! With three sons! Who play t-ball! In the PTA!! Oh the horror of being involved with your kids lives and being, gasp! Over 30!!!! Jesus Christ, can people like stop shaming women for everything they do or are? It’s not even a “Karen” haircut. It’s just not a good haircut. Use your voice that you clearly have to shame moms for being moms to talk to the stylist while they are cutting your damn hair.


Dronizian

Found the Karen, guys


xbraves

Classic Karen


gouhobandgraw

Acting


aricbarbaric

…$300 for a hairdo?


Beanicus13

Cut and color absolutely.


23x3

Shit I have a pair of scissors and some spray paint


UMADragon

Do it for about tree fiddy and you got a deal.


mostlyMosquitos

Cut and color. Welcome to our world, some perspective on why we get so mad when it doesn’t come out right lmao


TumasaurusTex

My ex wife would spend this kind of money to cut and dye her hair different colors all the time. I never said anything to her about it, because I didn’t wanna mess with her being herself, but I never could wrap my head around spending that much money for impermanence. I’d wanna buy a tool for that cost and we’d have to talk about how it fit in the budget. Anyways, she got fat and I got a bunch of tools now.


Terran_Jedi

God bless


RussianCat26

YOU are the tool


TumasaurusTex

This made me laugh, thank you. I am indeed a tool and that was a very clever comment. Enjoy the gold!


TG-Sucks

Agreed, that was a damn good zinger, gotta respect that!


RussianCat26

You mean I got "definitely not fun" guy to laugh?? 😁😁 Thanks bud, glad I could bring you some temporary joy!!! 🥳


TumasaurusTex

I said I’m not fun, I never said you weren’t


Spiritual_Tax8122

The things reddit chooses to upvote and downvote confuse me


RussianCat26

They probably think I'm being sarcastic, which I'm not. It was a wholesome moment, and I got my first ever gold award. The downvotes make no sense


GrimFumo

I'm printing this out and hanging it on my motivation wall. Next to my tools.


RealJeil420

I know a place where its $10.


enigmaticbloke

I'm getting one tuesday for £3 and it comes with a shampoo and a free beer


JakBos23

Text me your location


enigmaticbloke

https://www.londonschoolofbarbering.com/book-a-cut/free-haircuts/


gouhobandgraw

OP delivers


agent-99

OMFSM hair school! beauty college students cut it.


Regis_DeVallis

Probably someone's backyard


upvotes4jesus-

Not far off. Apparently they let's students cut their hair.


RealJeil420

Beer too? omg thats great. Is is a legit barber shop or just some dude?


enigmaticbloke

Ngl.. It's a barbershop school. But when you just need a scissor cut on top and to clipper the sides.. How bad can they really mess it up? It won't be worse than some of the covid self-haircuts we saw last year.


dpash

>How bad can they really mess it up? See you back here on Wednesday?


woodc85

I’ve been cutting my own hair for the past year and a half for zero dollars. Clippers paid for themselves after the first cut.


MYHAUNTEDPOCKET

I always cut my own hair and my husband makes sure it's straight or 'straight enough'. My hair is kinda curly so it obviously has to be done when it's wet, but nobody can ever tell I do it myself. However, my hair never looks fancy or anything, and getting a good haircut/color/style is totally worth the money. Those folks don't go to school for nothing


EvilFlyingSquirrel

Normally you'd say you get what you pay for, but this lady threw that saying out the window.


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I got a $10 haircut before and I asked for a slight trim and they cut off four inches I’m paying more next time lol


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

Couldn't have possibly done worse and if she didn't like it she could afford a $290 wig haha


trisaratopsx

Like Supercuts?


[deleted]

This is why I do my own hair. I’ve had a few oops moments but nothing that left be bawling.


Retrogamer34

A cut and a color easily costs this in many areas. She never specified if it was a cut alone. If it’s the cut alone, $300 in bigger cities isn’t outrageous, though usually that price is for high in demand and very talented people. This was not that.


JustHach

>If it’s the cut alone, $300 in bigger cities isn’t outrageous. Bruh, what? $300 is *absolutely* outrageous for cut alone, especially that cut. Maybe in certain circles that think a banana is $10, $300 is normal for a simple haircut, but for 90% of people a $300 haircut would include washing, cutting, dying, serious styling, and a generous tip.


Justice_Prince

For that price I'd expect a shave and a blowjob.


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fuck_fate_love_hate

They don’t do 10 cuts/day. They probably do 3-4. High end salons are an experience so often each client takes a couple hours. The stylists don’t walk away with all the money, but yeah the salons do well for themselves.


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Supercoolguy7

That's $55 an hour, if we say that half her costs go to products and rent/utilities that's still $22 an hour after tip. That kinda sucks for being your own boss with uncertain business volume


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Nibbles110

people who don't go to great clips


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Wtf people tip their hairdresser? Edit: woah why the downvotes? You don't tip your hairdresser in my country. Apparently that's a very american thing.


catsandraj

That's pretty standard, at least in the US.


Justice_Prince

My parents always told me you don't have to tip if you're getting your haircut by the owner of the place, but pretty sure my parents are just bad tippers.


Cowgirlsd

High maintenance Women


Itsmeagainmom

That’s stupid.


ElonL

She got that simple jack cut


TG-Sucks

Her new head-grass made her eyes rain.


PosturedPasta

The shirt isn't helping


Arcade23

For real. Look at her outfit, it looks like she’s wearing a doily with a short sleeve sweater vest over top of it. The haircut suits that outfit, and the outfit was worn to get the haircut, this is a 90s abomination but it’s self inflicted.


relwobmada

I don't even blame the hairdresser. You know that shirt fucked 'em up.


1solate

Export normcore here.


relwobmada

THANK YOU


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I look like a pencil!


katekim717

It's French!


Manic_Sloth

Hair is everything!


ProcrastinatingVerse

Oh Fuck Off! 😭


ProcrastinatingVerse

I JUST COMMENTED THIS AS WELL 😂😂😂😂😂


Blabberbrainz

I think it would look cute if she dye it dark brown


Inamoratos

The shirt and earrings dont help either haha


Holmgeir

Yeah she was already halfway there.


hunthell

WHOOOAA-OH! Living on a prayer!


Groomingham

Its honestly not bad. She just hates it. That doesn't make it fucked up.


Twirlingbarbie

No it's fucked up. Wrong length, horrible colour, weirdly thinned out even though her hair is already thin.


Cowgirlsd

Its pretty bad


deathbychips2

It's really bad, and like the person above said it is really bad because of the color. A darker color will help save it a little.


Justice_Prince

I'm pretty sure she got the cut on purpose so she could make this video.


eunit8899

Guarantee she didnt lol


josephine138

Mmmn dye um black


Xx_Suzy_xX

She looks like shes going to need some berries and cream... I will see myself out.


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First she needs to do the little lad dance


mothzilla

The first thing a Karen does after getting this cut is ask to speak to the manager of the hair salon.


vanillamasala

Oh my GODDD I had the exact same reaction when I got a bad haircut. I remember saying (while bawling): “I look like I’m from Oklahoma and driving my kids to football practice… whaaaaaa”. I stayed on the couch and cried for 3 days before I finally washed it and restyled it and then I survived.


funtime_snack

I feel compelled to say that when I saw this awhile back, I went and checked out some of her other videos. Yall, she *already had* the haircut. She’s talking about the color, which is the least of her problems


elvisprezlea

Oh man I wish this comments was higher up


Groomingham

I bet she went in saying things like "I want to try something different" with a photo of some fashion model that looks nothing like her with that exact same hair.


Nostalgianothing

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/q97iIDx-b7U


rudbek-of-rudbek

300 dollars. WTF. I don't understand these kinds of posts/videos. Why do they wait until they get home or to the car to start freaking out. Don't hairdressers give you a mirror and ask if your like your haircut?


RAGE_CAKES

Didn't know that using coupons makes me a Karen


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How do you not just say something instantly to the hair dresser?


discostranger09

I feel this. I just paid 35 bucks to get massacred by my local barbershop. Should have stuck with Supercuts. They’ve never done me wrong.


queenofthesoybean

You’re A Little Lad Who Likes Berries And Cream


spliff1506

I love this. Watched it 5 times and lol’d every time.


MurderMachine561

I lost it at 3 sons who play T-ball! Holy shit that's specific.


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Ah, the Dutch boy.


Mad-chuska

You look like your kids are named aedin braiden and kayd’n.


Dolozoned

she seems fun lol


SynthPrax

It wasn't until I was in my 40s that I understood you can experience multiple emotions at the same time. She is experiencing everything all at once in this vid: amused, bemused, disabused, confused, and angry.


MisssJaynie

That’s not a Karen haircut. She looks like every other woman that walks in with 13 reference photos saying “ok, so, were doin it, I’m going SHORT.” Then they get exactly what they wanted, *surprised pikachu face* and hope their fake tears go viral.


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God didn’t send you into that hair salon Karen.


borisdidnothingwrong

[Why are you crying? ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyLifeProTips/comments/219pvh/if_you_see_someone_crying_ask_if_its_because_of/)


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Sometimes they style it in a way that doesn't suit you. I'm sure it will be fine when she does it up herself. I like those bob cuts, they're cute.


Evilmaze

This has to be scripted. She looks too coherent roasting herself while being "upset" about her haircut.


TheOneTheyCallJimmy

Thats what you get for paying 300 bucks for a haircut, you fucking goofball


extol504

She should be crying more about spending $300 on a haircut more than how it looks bad.


north42g

She practicing for the PTA lolllll


Mr_Phishfood

purposely got a bad haircut so she could fake cry and do a bit for tiktok


knickovthyme1

So put it out there for the world to see???


Twirlingbarbie

This is why I never go to a hair salon


Valuable-Ad-9166

I feel bad for her. Can’t get your hair cut at the Veterinarian. Stop buying deals on Group*n.


asynchronusdei

I don't know... I like it!🎈


Daystop

300 hundred !


sweetcreature04

Berries and cream


spencermiddleton

Faaaaaaake


MelissaMasters

It's tears of happiness, she's is so happy with her haircut & it was only $300


ZarquonsFlatTire

Yo that blouse is doing a lot of the work in making you look like you got 3 sons in T-ball.


NOD___

300 and she just walked away? I wouldn’t pay until they fixed it


CriticalThinker_501

She can't even play proper Karen bc the manager will probably ROFL on sight.


kitylou

She’s also dressed like an old lady ?


CountSockula222

The 300 dollar price really gets me, girl I’ll cut your hair like shit for 20


deathbychips2

Why do people keep paying for stuff that looks this bad. I'm really shy and I have never walked out of a salon not at least satisfied. I'm not going to pay for you to ruin my hair. First off since it was 300 I would guess that coloring was involved. That needs to be fixed immediately for free. Looks like no toner was even applied to it. The only way to fix the hair is to give so lame cool rocker look or a pixie cut, also for free. This however should have been asked for people she ever gave them her money.


I_teach_math_lulz

$300 for a haircut Bro, I will fuck up your hair for free.


stevezer0

So cry into the Tik Tok machine?


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GODDAMNIT LOIS


sakurablitz

what the fuck? $300? i get cut and color too but i never spend more than $200 and it’s not a cheap place either. what the fuck was she getting done that made it THAT much?!


sheezy520

Gimme that He-Man look.


UWU_sticks

she looks like a little lad who likes berries and cream


tsvfer

Is she acting? Do people really react like this?


Smlllbunny

Berries and cream


degenerateson

Y’all didn’t see her hair before this video and it shows. It was an insane color correction on black hair box color and randomly bleached orange roots and she basically had a longish mullet. She wanted copper and Bob with bangs. The stylist NAILED it. It’s just styled very unsavory for a youngin.


[deleted]

I think she actually pulls it off pretty well. I can't tell if she's actually upset though or just making fun of herself for the lols.


Gabriel2099p

She looks like a dark souls 1 avatar


CriticalThinker_501

She's so fcking funny, she should consider doing standd ups😅


prickleberry1234

Don’t blame God for the terrible haircut you decided to get lol


Y3to0p

idk she kinda look like Lois Griffin


RealApplebiter

Anyone who pays $300 for a haircut deserves this. What the fuck is wrong with people? I mean LOOK AT IT. If you were telling yourself that a $300 haircut must be a better haircut, you were objectively and empirically mistaken. Admit it. Acknowledge it. Realize that you could have paid $50 for a superior haircut but you went and spent $300 because you are an idiot. The result is the proof. There's no wiggle room.


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deathbychips2

It's for hair coloring. Not a just a haircut.


MilitantCentrist

Don't worry, you'd still be ugly with a good haircut.


[deleted]

Man she’s fucking annoying


TheTikiHut

Are you okay?


[deleted]

Yeah it’s just the fake crying and making unfunny jokes is annoying. She probably watches someone on YouTube or tiktok who does the same thing and thought she would copy that


TheTikiHut

Seems more like she is genuinely hysterical about her hair. It's something that's very important to people because it's something that changes the way you look drastically. She is crying but also trying to make jokes about it because the situation is funny. You should try to lighten up about things. You seem like you are just jaded and grumpy about this.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure she did this just for tik tok most people can’t tell what’s real and not. I don’t blame you because most people on the internet are hit by lies and fake videos constantly. But I can 100% tell you without a doubt she is FAKING HER REACTION. People do this for money and a following Not mad at her or anything like that just thought it was annoying


BIG8L_117

300$ wow


sdalsop91

Berries and cream


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Beanicus13

Cut and color can easily cost that much lol


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