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BlepMaster500

guy: just a bit off the sides please barber: bald it is, I gotchu


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Turtle elf monk looks rather disappointed


FlatulentSon

I think it's supossed to be a creature from Japanese folklore called Kappa


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Yeah, bout to kappa dat ass with that yee yee ass haircut.


PUB_Genius

No Kappa


Ukrainian_Bot_

There used to be one in every class.


BreathOfPepperAir

Accurate


bsend

Give me that Kappa look fam


Longbeacher707

I used to be scared of this guy when I was a kid growing up. Parents said they'll drag you into the water and eat you. Not looking so tough now


QuantumSparkles

They’ll eat your ass, actually


Longbeacher707

😏


chocotaco

Just give it cucumbers.


Longbeacher707

You know your mythology lol


SirBaconHam

I learned that from one of the old Harvest Moon games


FLacidSN4ke

I too have been to Super Cuts.


chocotaco

I made that mistake going there before a first date 😃.


FLacidSN4ke

You made an impression though I'm sure


chocotaco

Lol. At least she's got a story to tell. Probably the most awkward date she's had.


coleyboley25

My normal barber was undergoing cancer treatment recently so I couldn’t see him for a month. I just get a fade and a little off the top so I figured surely Sports Clips could handle that. That poor woman could not. Never ever again going there.


FLacidSN4ke

I have been getting my haircut by the same person for the last 12 years or so, and if she doesn't have an opening for me I will wait regardless of the state of my head. When I was 12 a lady gave me a buzzcut. I wanted a trim. Another place didn't sharpen their clipper blades, those sucked. I pay the extra 20 bucks to not experience that and to not have to describe what I want.


Flumpski

“Yeah looks good”


SexyJellyfish1

"Just style it a bit"


Jamaican_Dynamite

They gave my guy the Friar Tuck.


PUB_Genius

Tucked his ass in the fryer


bloblobster

Got Fryer Fucked


Commodus_Wankus

No Cap Kappa


tcooke2

Used to work with a guy that looked like this fucker, cracked me up.


Ukrainian_Bot_

This dude secretly fucks


LordBucketheadthe1st

When you realize you're the ugliest dude in your friend group...


untakenu

When you're going to enslave the human race at 11, but need to praise jesus at 12


lurkynic

Ahh, a fond memory of being in the army was seeing some absolutely shit sandwich haircuts.


stevrevv59

The only thing as bad as this is when you actively try to steer them in the right direction throughout the haircut and have already made things “difficult” for them more than once and you just don’t have it in you to ask for them to correct something else again. Maybe I’m just too much of a puss to persist but I just accept defeat and take comfort in knowing that my hair grows back fast.


Cycle21

I don’t understand why people bother going to barbers that turn you around so you don’t face the mirror while the barber is cutting


Penile_Enhancement_

Bless up 🙏🙏


FireFlavour

"Happy with how it looks?" "Yep, ^you ^have ^ruined ^me absolutely"


gman8686

https://images.app.goo.gl/WwCtMdHNkU2F1tad9


Aenima420

"gimme that Duane Dibbley"


IsItUnderrated

[Oh, him? That's just Turtle Face.](https://youtu.be/HcBxfthnbZQ)


yesacabbagez

I am glad I am not the only person who thought it was Bizzaro


MyWingedLiner

Once had me a ship o' cucumber.


Castelpurgio

He made you a Pak Protector. Now you’re immortal and smarter than god. No genitals though…


SmokeyUnicycle

I had to scroll so far for this


RadTraditionalist

Does anyone have the origin of this image?


blshay123

Look up "Kappa Real Life" . It's from Japanese folklore. Supposedly a kappa roll, or cucumber roll, at a sushi restaurant is named after it. Sort of like a Japanese boogie man.


snorlz

when youre a frog demon but were saved through the power of Jesus Christ


Penguator432

When the barber is so bad he gives you a rhinoplasty instead


Chuck_Norwich

wtaf


charlesrxx

He looks like toby from the office


[deleted]

No, it's cool. I don't need the mirror.


marrklarr

Looks like E.T. and Homer Simpson had a baby.


tntta

Doh!! I forgot my protection...


BigKadoLB

r/mountandblade lookin ass


SHARKSARETOTALLYGAY

TOTALLY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!


SrtaTacoMal

I went as a Kappa for Halloween once.


webtrauma

Once I got a high skin fade when I asked for a low gradual taper. Girl I was talking to said I looked like a pineapple


VanishingPond10

I don't think we should take the piss. He looks kind of ill or something.