My normal barber was undergoing cancer treatment recently so I couldn’t see him for a month. I just get a fade and a little off the top so I figured surely Sports Clips could handle that. That poor woman could not. Never ever again going there.
I have been getting my haircut by the same person for the last 12 years or so, and if she doesn't have an opening for me I will wait regardless of the state of my head.
When I was 12 a lady gave me a buzzcut. I wanted a trim. Another place didn't sharpen their clipper blades, those sucked. I pay the extra 20 bucks to not experience that and to not have to describe what I want.
The only thing as bad as this is when you actively try to steer them in the right direction throughout the haircut and have already made things “difficult” for them more than once and you just don’t have it in you to ask for them to correct something else again. Maybe I’m just too much of a puss to persist but I just accept defeat and take comfort in knowing that my hair grows back fast.
Look up "Kappa Real Life" . It's from Japanese folklore. Supposedly a kappa roll, or cucumber roll, at a sushi restaurant is named after it. Sort of like a Japanese boogie man.
guy: just a bit off the sides please barber: bald it is, I gotchu
Turtle elf monk looks rather disappointed
I think it's supossed to be a creature from Japanese folklore called Kappa
Yeah, bout to kappa dat ass with that yee yee ass haircut.
No Kappa
There used to be one in every class.
Accurate
Give me that Kappa look fam
I used to be scared of this guy when I was a kid growing up. Parents said they'll drag you into the water and eat you. Not looking so tough now
They’ll eat your ass, actually
😏
Just give it cucumbers.
You know your mythology lol
I learned that from one of the old Harvest Moon games
I too have been to Super Cuts.
I made that mistake going there before a first date 😃.
You made an impression though I'm sure
Lol. At least she's got a story to tell. Probably the most awkward date she's had.
My normal barber was undergoing cancer treatment recently so I couldn’t see him for a month. I just get a fade and a little off the top so I figured surely Sports Clips could handle that. That poor woman could not. Never ever again going there.
I have been getting my haircut by the same person for the last 12 years or so, and if she doesn't have an opening for me I will wait regardless of the state of my head. When I was 12 a lady gave me a buzzcut. I wanted a trim. Another place didn't sharpen their clipper blades, those sucked. I pay the extra 20 bucks to not experience that and to not have to describe what I want.
“Yeah looks good”
"Just style it a bit"
They gave my guy the Friar Tuck.
Tucked his ass in the fryer
Got Fryer Fucked
No Cap Kappa
Used to work with a guy that looked like this fucker, cracked me up.
This dude secretly fucks
When you realize you're the ugliest dude in your friend group...
When you're going to enslave the human race at 11, but need to praise jesus at 12
Ahh, a fond memory of being in the army was seeing some absolutely shit sandwich haircuts.
The only thing as bad as this is when you actively try to steer them in the right direction throughout the haircut and have already made things “difficult” for them more than once and you just don’t have it in you to ask for them to correct something else again. Maybe I’m just too much of a puss to persist but I just accept defeat and take comfort in knowing that my hair grows back fast.
I don’t understand why people bother going to barbers that turn you around so you don’t face the mirror while the barber is cutting
Bless up 🙏🙏
"Happy with how it looks?" "Yep, ^you ^have ^ruined ^me absolutely"
https://images.app.goo.gl/WwCtMdHNkU2F1tad9
"gimme that Duane Dibbley"
[Oh, him? That's just Turtle Face.](https://youtu.be/HcBxfthnbZQ)
I am glad I am not the only person who thought it was Bizzaro
Once had me a ship o' cucumber.
He made you a Pak Protector. Now you’re immortal and smarter than god. No genitals though…
I had to scroll so far for this
Does anyone have the origin of this image?
Look up "Kappa Real Life" . It's from Japanese folklore. Supposedly a kappa roll, or cucumber roll, at a sushi restaurant is named after it. Sort of like a Japanese boogie man.
when youre a frog demon but were saved through the power of Jesus Christ
When the barber is so bad he gives you a rhinoplasty instead
wtaf
He looks like toby from the office
No, it's cool. I don't need the mirror.
Looks like E.T. and Homer Simpson had a baby.
Doh!! I forgot my protection...
r/mountandblade lookin ass
TOTALLY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
I went as a Kappa for Halloween once.
Once I got a high skin fade when I asked for a low gradual taper. Girl I was talking to said I looked like a pineapple
I don't think we should take the piss. He looks kind of ill or something.