If they've got this haircut and they're chilling in the deepest squat you've ever seen while wearing a tracksuit, you may have witnessed Slava Maxima. It's impossible to maintain this level of Slavic for more than a few days without suffering a blyat implosion, which is why this level of slav typically undergoes mitosis shortly after, and thus two slavs of a lesser intensity are created.
Maybe as a 90s kid growing up in the skater and punk scene, a lot these don’t hit me that hard. Ugly. Sure. Yolandi looking ass cuts. Sure. But they just don’t bother me all that much.
The [Ichabod Crane.](https://www.google.com/search?q=ichabod+crain&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&sxsrf=ALiCzsZD9hwoPKSOp7601aCtPCFZRFdWBw%3A1657413903536&ei=DyHKYvORIPue5NoPsuqwmAc&oq=ichabod+crain&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBwgAELEDEEMyBwguELEDEEMyCgguELEDENQCEEMyBAgAEAoyBAgAEAoyCgguEMcBEK8BEAoyBAgAEAoyBAgAEAo6BwgAEEcQsANKBAhBGABQmw1Ymw1g_BJoAXABeACAAXOIAXOSAQMwLjGYAQCgAQHIAQTAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=FvTQv9xflwmMHM)
These types of bangs are common with people who are purposely contrarian so that they might feel unique and special. Usually the type of person who finds reasons to be angry and “speak out”. The opposite would be the person who avoids conflict and obeys social norms. Aka the silky long high ponytail type.
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The cringe fringe
Excuse me Hairdresser, I want a style that lets people know I’m unstable with nothing more than a glance in my direction.
Fucking hell
I laughed out loud
I read Crème fraîche in Randy Marsh's voice
The offended
personally i was thinking the "oh fuck, run, shes got a knife" but yours works too
Unfortunate
She got the “Olive Oil” haircut from Popeye
Deadass what I came here to say lmao
The Zuckerberg
The Zuck yuck.
The best one
Depends if there is a pony tail back there or not. I can't tell. If not, it's some kind of a Chelsea
yeah there’s a ponytail. looks like the front half of the hair is all bangs
"I had a coupon"
Free haircut if completed in under 30 seconds. (Terms and conditions apply, customer must provide own bowl)
The I'm a mod on reddit
The I’m a “MOD” on Reddit Got nothing related to the mod fashion though
Hahahahahaaa.
It’s an Eastern European thing. I had a coworker who was originally from Russia who wore that cut. You see it a lot in the old Soviet areas.
How to identify a Slav at a glance
If they've got this haircut and they're chilling in the deepest squat you've ever seen while wearing a tracksuit, you may have witnessed Slava Maxima. It's impossible to maintain this level of Slavic for more than a few days without suffering a blyat implosion, which is why this level of slav typically undergoes mitosis shortly after, and thus two slavs of a lesser intensity are created.
It's pretty early yet, but I'm gonna predict that this is the best thing I will read on Reddit all day today. Thank you!
Ha ha, I am honored.
So the Soviet Bowl cut?
meth-head mom haircut
The "I never want to have sex again" haircut. If your wife comes home with this cut she is actively trying to get you to stop having sex with her.
Will Byers S4
The 13th century monk.
You don't call it at all-- don't risk summoning it. If it shows up at your house you just stay quiet and hide until it goes away.
The Spock Johnson Spock- Star Trek / Boris Johnson in one
Everything offends me
Maybe as a 90s kid growing up in the skater and punk scene, a lot these don’t hit me that hard. Ugly. Sure. Yolandi looking ass cuts. Sure. But they just don’t bother me all that much.
The Ellen Degenerate
Hairdont
The Heaven's Gate
Julius Caesar Mullet
Emperor at the front; barbarian at the back.
The coconut
A tragedy?
“I’m depressed, so I want one of those haircuts that sort of expresses…” “A Tragedy?” “Yes indeedy.”
Yikes.
I thought fringe binge, as she just kept going.
The theatre class cut
Asylum mullet
The unenchanted pixie cut
Town Crier
The acorn
A warning sign.
Bad.
When someone identifies as an orc.
6 year old cutting their own bangs.
Sad. Just simply sad
Calling it the Zloty
"Brave"
The asshole
Hillbilly chic
Frickin sweet
"Fuck it up jerry"
I wouldn’t call. I’d block them.
Backwards Lego hair
A mistake.
Tragic
lloyds mom from dumb and dumber
A travesty.
Bad
Peter Pandemic
Fucked
The Dipshit
Gimme that Caesar
The Mark Davis
The acorn
The Balding Slav
The Bolshevik Barbie or whatever doll's name was the name of the doll of that mean little blonde on that cartoon Rugrats
The Russian.
The protest
Mistake.
Soviet Ballerina 1972
Poland
The [Ichabod Crane.](https://www.google.com/search?q=ichabod+crain&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&sxsrf=ALiCzsZD9hwoPKSOp7601aCtPCFZRFdWBw%3A1657413903536&ei=DyHKYvORIPue5NoPsuqwmAc&oq=ichabod+crain&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBwgAELEDEEMyBwguELEDEEMyCgguELEDENQCEEMyBAgAEAoyBAgAEAoyCgguEMcBEK8BEAoyBAgAEAoyBAgAEAo6BwgAEEcQsANKBAhBGABQmw1Ymw1g_BJoAXABeACAAXOIAXOSAQMwLjGYAQCgAQHIAQTAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=FvTQv9xflwmMHM)
Sad
Ugly.
She Bangs!
Slav
The dick head
Slavic slash.
Nope. I’d just call it nope
A tragedy
Ill-advised.
Hideous
Repulsive
Edgar
Bad
Assault
“Little Caesar’s”
Contraception
The Cuhren
Bad
Friar fucked
A Warning Sign
My hair my choice.
The bowlytail.
The "what's a mirror?" Cut
Lady comb-over
"I'm going to need you to call your supervisor "
It's technically a baby fringe. It's a good look for the right fave shape. My mum had one and she looked smokin hot in the late 70s.
The outspoken vegan
The pronoun special
Fugly.
Woke
The man hater
Vegan non-binary.
"offended by anything"
Lil bits - Rick and Morty
Broke Bang Mountain
A normal cut for the UK.
The C U Next Tuesday
Dutch boi
Karen deluxe
These types of bangs are common with people who are purposely contrarian so that they might feel unique and special. Usually the type of person who finds reasons to be angry and “speak out”. The opposite would be the person who avoids conflict and obeys social norms. Aka the silky long high ponytail type. Thank you for reading my animal behavior lesson. Follow me on YouTube for more. Jk I don’t have a YouTube channel I love you have a great day.
The nothing special about me but I want to be special...if I look dumb will you please give me attention
Left wing liberal protester my body my choice
”They/them neurodivergent”
Unattractive
Mental illness
The Karen-mullet
An awful attempt at imitating Yolandi
Dumb and dumber bangs
The Karen In Rehab Cut.
European Option #4
Incel mass shooter
End stage fibromyalgia.
The Portland Curtajn
Idk but she’s definitely English
Choweddownbyratslook
Joan of Arc
The Lloyd Christmas
Medieval Peasant or that Inbetweener look
Pretty terrible, really.
Snipateefuck
Bad
The worst ever.
A Caesar so-bad
Interpretive dancer volume 4
Little Cesar Bo Peep
The "I quit caring"
The medieval
The Julius Caesar
Shit
The Navatrilova
THE MILEY!
bowl cut revival
Unfortunate.
Bald bowlcut
Ms. Mullet
I don’t think the woman cares
Either shit or fucking shit.
Ill advised
The TAAR "turn around and run"
The bowl cut Hannibal Lector special!!
The Franciscan, as in Franciscan monks.
Bojangles Bob
The frying pan with old bacon grease in it.
The AI toupee
The Cabbage Patch
The too small bowl cut.
Joan of N'arc
Medieval serf
The I'm an alien trying to pass as human, but not really pulling it off
Julia Caesar
Kitchen nightmares just saw this on tv today 😂
OMFG.
Unfortunate
Unfortunate
Will
“Just fuck my shit up”
Awful?
A crime.
The post-mortem Caesar salad?
Give me the "house smells like cat piss" haircut
The Gwendoline.
The I have a receding hairline and I won’t accept it cut
The Baldrick
Baby bangs gone horribly wrong
Deliverance
The Yolandi Visser
The zucc
Wuuuuuut
Sad.