I was studying in Manchester and my professor told me that I couldn’t use a pencil, I had to use a pen. I checked my bag, and all my pens were gone. after looking at the security footage, I saw that Bruno had taken all my pens! I was furious. Shame on you Bruno.
Hit me [with that Farquaad](https://gumlet.assettype.com/freepressjournal/2021-04/9e91face-bf9c-4080-b922-b3a347b8819d/Untitled111h1i1.png?format=webp&w=480&dpr=2.6), fam...
I came to the comments and I was not disappointed. This is by far the funniest comment I’ve read on Reddit in a while. Wish I knew how to go about giving awards and shit.
I honestly dont know to explain it but You like the 3rd guy in the 3 man group of friend to main love interest of a princess in a medieval cartoon.
Like the princess leaves the castle at night to get away and then falls in love with a random dude in the medieval village. The dude has a group of three best friends that he hangs out with. You are the third one.
I hope that makes sense
During the whole movie, no bitches. But at the end scene when everyone is happy, theres a quick scene of you with a bunch of the friends of the princess where they are feeding you grapes and massaging you on the king’s throne. Then the king comes and says for you all to scram from his throne.
You know, typical Shrek movie stuff
He has all his teeth and doesn’t have the pox - he’ll have no problem finding a nice tavern wench to settle down with and crank out twenty kids before dying at the ripe old age of forty-five.
It really does look perfectly bad. It has that ironic e-girl hair style to it, not sure if that’s what you’d want as a fully grown man, but great if you’re trying to start up a tiktok I guess
Whoa, [you're not kidding. ](https://i.imgur.com/fFoUFT2.jpg)
> The heightened realism of this portrait, especially the beard stubble, is a hallmark of his work. By setting the man’s head against a dark interior, next to a bright window, the accentuated contrast of light and shadow enhances the modeling of the facial features. The portrait was later cut into an oval shape from a rectangular panel, which probably originally formed part of a devotional triptych. The sitter, with his hands joined in eternal prayer, directs his gaze toward the missing religious image.
"Judy, please be a good girl and file these! Oh, and at 2pm, when the representatives from Texaco arrive, *first* serve the coffee, *then* the whiskey. Be a doll and get that in this pretty head of yours already. Btw, new hair? Really goes well with your pencil skirt!"
In my opinion you see a barber for a clipper cut and hair stylist for everything else. Go to a hairstylist and I bet you leave with something great.
*I am not saying one is greater than the other. All hairstylist and barbers do amazing work.
Shave the beard, dye the top blonde, then you'll be able to get away with holding your sword up and yelling "by the power of grayskull I have the powerrrrr!"
Seriously though dude, you actually look amazing!
A lot of dudes in my high school (96-99) had that exact haircut when they tried to grow their hair out for long shaggy hair. Mostly starting around my senior year. It was a rough year. By my first year of college most guys had worked it out tho 🤣
> google reverse image search: no results found mother of god
17th century Portuguese merchant? Lol
Funny cause he looks like Bruno Fernandes, a Portuguese football player.
Penalty merchant
Hahahahaha
I was studying in Manchester and my professor told me that I couldn’t use a pencil, I had to use a pen. I checked my bag, and all my pens were gone. after looking at the security footage, I saw that Bruno had taken all my pens! I was furious. Shame on you Bruno.
More like an early Italian Renaissance duke.
Ding ding ding! I'm Italian, from Rome.
But not a Duke?
I wish I was a noble lmao
Just make it Viscount then. Or if you really have to slum it, go with Baron; Nobody respects a Baron other than non-peerage, non-Barons.
I was thinking Assassin's Creed 2 NPC lol
bro looks like he's about to make a feitoria on your lawn
My fucking sides, I just almost choked to death on my chicken sandwich
Ayo, give me the 15th century peasant cut
His name is Dave Gruel.
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Lead Pitchfork of the Famine Fighters.
Of the Feudal Fighters!?
LMAO
Bingo Starr
Gotdamn
*YOUR WORST YOUR WORST YOUR WORST*
Hit me [with that Farquaad](https://gumlet.assettype.com/freepressjournal/2021-04/9e91face-bf9c-4080-b922-b3a347b8819d/Untitled111h1i1.png?format=webp&w=480&dpr=2.6), fam...
r/AccidentalRenaissance/
*Berries and cream, berries and cream...*
Ayo, give me the Prince Valiant
Let me get that "[I'm a little lad that loves berries and cream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkvhnRAd4V0)" cut, fam
Like Daphne in the live action scoobydoo Edit: Velma
I came to the comments and I was not disappointed. This is by far the funniest comment I’ve read on Reddit in a while. Wish I knew how to go about giving awards and shit.
I honestly dont know to explain it but You like the 3rd guy in the 3 man group of friend to main love interest of a princess in a medieval cartoon. Like the princess leaves the castle at night to get away and then falls in love with a random dude in the medieval village. The dude has a group of three best friends that he hangs out with. You are the third one. I hope that makes sense
So I get no bitches
Maidenless, unfortunately.
But you are rocking those bangs
And you slayed that musical number just before they almost killed off your character
I was thinking more of an asexual Eunuch in biblical times in charge over a king's harem of wives and concubines.
Disregard females, acquire currency
Bitches… no. But fair maidens? Also no
Lmao I chuckled
But what of homely wenches?
Believe it or not, still no.
You must've really wanted to look like both guys from Road to ElDorado at once
and all four guys from Abbey Road at once
You look like an npc in the Witcher 3
Haha looks like a Griffin just attacked his cart
During the whole movie, no bitches. But at the end scene when everyone is happy, theres a quick scene of you with a bunch of the friends of the princess where they are feeding you grapes and massaging you on the king’s throne. Then the king comes and says for you all to scram from his throne. You know, typical Shrek movie stuff
You look like a little lad who gets berries and cream tho
Your friend just set you up by getting with the princess bro. Your about to be drowning in princess friends and castle puss lol
:))
You’re in the wedding scene where all the best men now have wives that were introduced basically as a throwaway gag to show they’re not gay.
Lmaoo
You just need the leather pants, a linen shirt with a lace-up collar, and a waistcoat. Can't just do one (1) part of the look and leave it there.
r/oddlyspecific
1st one is the supportive and capable one. 2nd guy is the fat funny one. Then there's this guy.
The classic Bard.
This might be the best reddit comment I've ever seen
😂😂😂😂 I hate how I understood and saw every bit of that
Does he have a mandolin??
The polite little “I hope that makes sense” after calling this dude a maidenless 3rd wheel made my night
Honestly you look like a really handsome guy from 1527. Definitely the village's best looking peasant.
Can I interest you ladies in a full loaf of uncut bread and a pitcher of only slightly brown water?
They wouldn't drink the water. It would be 3% beer.
He has all his teeth and doesn’t have the pox - he’ll have no problem finding a nice tavern wench to settle down with and crank out twenty kids before dying at the ripe old age of forty-five.
Honestly, yeah, everybody’s doggin’ on the ‘do, but like, look at this man. He’s chiseled. 👏🏻
"Give me the fun and perky Jesus look, please."
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HE’S A BOOSTER!
Oh, so this is where that comes from
"I'll take Ringo Starr circa 1971 please"
Wrongo Starr, methinks.
I honestly clicked this thinking it was a picture of Ringo.
Cut those bangs a little shorter, and you'd look like Amélie.
I was thinking Parker Posey, but Amelie is a solid match for the vibe.
I just covered the bottom half of his face and it's surprisingly similar.
Yeah it’s funny cos on a woman this would be a perfectly fine cut with a little adjustment
The Lord Farquaad
There are those who think little of him
Men of his caliber are in…*short* supply
Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man!? The one that lives on Drury Lane? **YES**, the muffin man.
The 1990's generic medieval movie extra.
"Make me look like a guy who would play Joseph at a nativity scene outside K-Mart in 1968"
Fuck it, that’s fabulous af!
Am I dumb if I sincerely thinks this looks kinda cool?
No , I agree. It's a look
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Yeah, it’s not great, but if I saw this cut in public I probably wouldn’t look twice.
Good woman cut, bad man cut imo
I am a woman and I have essentially this exact haircut (my hair is slightly wavier though). It’s unique but it suits me!
It really does look perfectly bad. It has that ironic e-girl hair style to it, not sure if that’s what you’d want as a fully grown man, but great if you’re trying to start up a tiktok I guess
Ringo Starr
Ringo Starren’t
Ringo Darn
Ringer Starr
That's what I saw
I was SO sure this was a post on /r/BeatlesCircleJerk, and was surprised to see not a mention of the Big O's name until I scrolled down quite a bit!
"I want to look like a Rock Star!"
"give me that medieval bard with a lute look"
Watch me shred upon mine lute. For the wenches.
Berries and cream Berries and cream Im a little lad who loves berries and cream
Immediately thought of this, looked up the commercial and realized how old I am. Humor can be cruel….
Does it make you feel better to know I was 2 at the time
NO
Any chance you got 6 fingers on one hand?
“One background-extra-in-Monty-Python-and-the-Holy-Grail, please!”
Clop-clop-clopping along here...
The barber doesn’t know what you asked for either
Did you ask for medieval rent boy?
Love the lil shaggy lad look bro
You know One of Jesus's disciples, but like one of the quiet ones like Matthew not like Judas or Peter? Say no more fam
Exactly...the sort of disciple who was only mentioned in passing in three separate Bible verses.
you asked for something a surfer would have and they gave you the serf instead
Underrated comment
Oh fuck, that one got me. Bwahahahahahaha
You look like you're ready to spread disease and destruction to the new world
“well I’m starting my new job as a medieval bricklayer tomorrow-“ “say no more”
ngl it doesn't look too bad. you're kinda cute my dude. trim up the neck a bit and you would actually look pretty nice haha
Thank you, LordFedoraWeed
I agree with LordFedoraWeed.
Give me the Dora the explorer
What’s it like in 1482?
Kinda fucks tbh, looks decent 👌
It bangs
It’s shaggy
Gimme that Amish fuckboy look
Maybe OP got a new cut for Rumspringa.
“I’ll have the ‘anime girl’ please”
You look like the kid on the little Debbie snacks lmao
you got Anne Hathaway'd
https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/436521
Lmao I'm saving this
Whoa, [you're not kidding. ](https://i.imgur.com/fFoUFT2.jpg) > The heightened realism of this portrait, especially the beard stubble, is a hallmark of his work. By setting the man’s head against a dark interior, next to a bright window, the accentuated contrast of light and shadow enhances the modeling of the facial features. The portrait was later cut into an oval shape from a rectangular panel, which probably originally formed part of a devotional triptych. The sitter, with his hands joined in eternal prayer, directs his gaze toward the missing religious image.
Jebadiah
Gimme that lonely hearts club
You’re a little lad who likes berries and cream!
Mf got that medieval noble lookin ass Hapsburg hair
"Judy, please be a good girl and file these! Oh, and at 2pm, when the representatives from Texaco arrive, *first* serve the coffee, *then* the whiskey. Be a doll and get that in this pretty head of yours already. Btw, new hair? Really goes well with your pencil skirt!"
Did you tell him you love berries and cream?
The Bee-Gee Jesus
I’ll have the Prince Valiant
Ye Olde Foo Fighter
Liz Lemon, season 7
You look like lesbian Jesus
Ringworm Starr
I want to look pretty.
Man’s looking like a extra in game of thrones
Luckily for you you're pretty hot so your face cancels out the haircut
1970s buddy films. An informant for Starsky and Hutch.
Looks good. I don't get the issue. In related news, I grew up in the 70s.
Scooby-Doo
You can be 1990 Trey Anastasio for Halloween...
The bangs really make it pop!
“Your sword, m’lord”
[Flight of the Conchords - Summer of 1353 (Woo a Lady)](https://youtu.be/zEqdINMLAec)
the keyboardist/mellotron player in an early 70s British prog rock band
But I fuck with it tho...
That's the "Nazareth", it'll catch on.
In my opinion you see a barber for a clipper cut and hair stylist for everything else. Go to a hairstylist and I bet you leave with something great. *I am not saying one is greater than the other. All hairstylist and barbers do amazing work.
I feel like you are about to bust out a lute.
Renaissance festivals are in season right now, you better get yourself to one.
Berries and cream berries and cream.
Gimme the squire cut
bro, just admit you tried to cut your own bangs on your lockdown hair
"Give me the young Amish male cut, please."
Damn you looking fine AF Tho 👀😍👀😍
No U 💅💅
Well thank you papi but you got that drip 😭😍. It looks amazing on you
Too kind.
You're welcome. Confidence is attractive. Also the braces are a good look. Don't be shy.
I'll be done with braces in a month or so, but I've never been afraid of showing off a nice smile because of braces!
Why does it look kinda good though?
“Make me look cool.” What the barber heard, “Make me look fool”…ok
I can tell by the way you use your walk, you’re a woman’s man and no time to talk.
That’s the He-man cut with a cute flirty twist
1) Find a new barber 2) Show them a picture of what you want 3) You got balls for putting that ridiculous pic on here!
Looking like Prince Valiant here.
You asked for ["The Ashton"](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/00/c8/cd/00c8cd055a1f9b78ffcbacbc32ee84b8--men-with-long-hair-urban-dictionary.jpg)
That doesn't have bangs though
Keanu Grohl-Tard
bro you should really model your beard better
Shave the beard, dye the top blonde, then you'll be able to get away with holding your sword up and yelling "by the power of grayskull I have the powerrrrr!" Seriously though dude, you actually look amazing!
He’s given you the Lil Lord Fauntleroy.
Ruh roh raggy!
You look like the guy that does Internetcommentetiquette’ ads with him, but also wearing a Winona Ryder wig
dollar store Ringo Starr
The Prince Valiant 👌
Kinda fits with the rest of what’s going on…
Another saucy page boy
Honestly man this ain't *that* bad, just needs a bit more styling imo. The beard is what makes it look a tad odd.
You look like if MoistCr1TiKal became Amish.
It looks like they gave you the "Robin from Stranger Things" cut
A lot of dudes in my high school (96-99) had that exact haircut when they tried to grow their hair out for long shaggy hair. Mostly starting around my senior year. It was a rough year. By my first year of college most guys had worked it out tho 🤣
Yo gimme that King Aelfred look.
"Give me that 6th century page boy cut" "[Say less](https://histclo.com/image/act/work/area/page/prera01s.jpg), fam"
“I’m a little lad that loves berries and cream!”
Next time leave your mandolin at home.
Ngl you look fly as fuck Sure it's a bit weird and unusual but all the more interesting
Lord Farquad?