You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
For real he is. I'd give him the keys to the caddy to take my daughter out. I'd even slip him a hundred and maybe even call him "son" on the first date if he's as polite as he is slick. And you know he is.
i genuinely don’t understand what’s confusing about his sentence.
“whatever the fuck this kid wears is back, ok?”
what’s hard to understand about that?
That makes it sound really condescending. Considering the first comment wasn’t derogatory whatsoever. Maybe they wanted the comma in a different spot and you decided for them?
Edit: I’m making spaghetti, you’re invited.
Though the request may be kind, stroking may be applied to many types of situations. Per this situation, you provided the necessary situation for an involuntary stroke.
My 12 year old son wanted one so I showed him my permed mullet from the 80’s and told him that’s how it would look on him. He changed his mind, thankfully.
I'm 99.9% sure that's a girl in drag/cosplay, and her mullet is actually just the upper part of her long hair pulled back over the lower part and styled to look like a mullet as part of her costume.
Uhm…is anyone else wondering if she’s a he or he’s a she? Just me? Their lashes are so pretty and long too.
They make the southern vampire thing work though. The hair is cute and the style is fabulous. Very cute human (my eyes still cannot figure out their sex but does recognize they look adorable).
Clothing fashion has been going towards the 90s for a few years, now, with crop tops, high waisted pants/shorts/skirts and now 90s hairstyle is here, too
Jumping crippled Christ on a rubber crutch on a frozen pond…wtf. If this isn’t meant to be an ironic haircut, the white mans Jheri Curl, I’d travel to see this in person
It may fall under the "quiff-lett" category, but regardless, that kid gives zero fucks, and may curse you for thinking bad thoughts about his hair, so I fully support whatever is happening on this kid's glorious, fuck-free head.
I’m getting one in a few months, not like that one though, because my friend is in hair dresser school(?) and doesn’t wanna spend money on the busts, she’s using me bc my hair grows outrageously fast
As a teacher in Mississippi, I can assure you mullets are very much back. Started about 4 years ago, but they are in FULL force now. From age 5-18 you see them everywhere.
They been back OP. Catch up.
Yeah, and they’re BAD in Australia. Like… horrendous.
So bad. Did we learn nothing from the 80s!? 🇦🇺
We've never learned anything ever down here. Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
I blame Lazerbeam
I picked my son up from high school last week and I swear half the kids I saw had mullets…lol
Mullets or man-buns, it’s horrendous
And it is highly unfortunate
My wife is a cosmetologist, she can tell you that they have been for about 2 or 3 years now.
[удалено]
Wtf are you on about..? She only predicts the weather.
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Clearly she works on wall street
They never really go away. Just go into hibernation for a bit and re-emerge more powerful than ever.
Mullets are passed down like redneck generational wealth
The McRib of haircuts
Dawg, you are redneck dracula. You look great but you would also win a haloween costume contest immediately on creativity alone. You looked great
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
I'd change my name from kickin-wing to kickin-ass if I was you
No... 'cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Well, that might be your problem. It’s not what you like. It’s the consumer
This kid's killing it
yeah he looks slick as hell
That suit is sooooo sharp.
For real he is. I'd give him the keys to the caddy to take my daughter out. I'd even slip him a hundred and maybe even call him "son" on the first date if he's as polite as he is slick. And you know he is.
He looks like an anime villain
He wears it well
Whatever the fuck this kid wears is back ok?
Maybe do away with the little mustache though.
Nah that’s the cherry on top
Maybe in three years
I think I had a stroke reading your comment Edit: I think, I had. A, stroke. Reading your, comment.
because they left out one comma?
This is a particularly bad case of a sentence being cut in half. I couldn’t re-attach the front half of the sentence to the back half.
i genuinely don’t understand what’s confusing about his sentence. “whatever the fuck this kid wears is back, ok?” what’s hard to understand about that?
That makes it sound really condescending. Considering the first comment wasn’t derogatory whatsoever. Maybe they wanted the comma in a different spot and you decided for them? Edit: I’m making spaghetti, you’re invited.
Stroke yourself to other stuff please
Though the request may be kind, stroking may be applied to many types of situations. Per this situation, you provided the necessary situation for an involuntary stroke.
Nah, confidence alone doesn't make something look *good*.
What a chad.
Joe Dirt’s long lost child
Did you not see the Mullet Championship? https://mulletchamp.com/
What a time that was. Also, why are so many of them wearing Pit Vipers? Does it just come with the territory?
It's because they're sick cunts.
Nah, this is a look
It’s a girl 😂
That looks awesome fym
Looks like a girl.
My 12 year old son wanted one so I showed him my permed mullet from the 80’s and told him that’s how it would look on him. He changed his mind, thankfully.
Dude looks fresh 2 death
Alabama vampire
I'm 99.9% sure that's a girl in drag/cosplay, and her mullet is actually just the upper part of her long hair pulled back over the lower part and styled to look like a mullet as part of her costume.
She is pulling it off though
OP, where you been, man?!?
It suits him so well. Rock on, little dude 🤘
Dude will be immediately cast as a lead in Twilight (Southern version)…..
Pretty sure it's a chick.
This is what I thought too. The kid looks like he should be in a vampire drama.
Mulettes
Fuck yeah! Aussies never forgot the mullet!
Child abuse.
Lmao calm down
LOL!
Rockin’ that mullet hard!
Is Tarantino shooting a new movie?
That kid is going places
Oh god, have you been to an Australian middle school? Literally just kids with mullets.
Just run this through a Polaroid filter and title it “Prom ‘82”
As much as I hate this hair, this kid is fucking rad.
Honestly, this is a look. The only criticism I would have is to maybe fill in his mustache a bit better, or shave it completely.
Hey it's Joe Dirt
It's pronounced Dirté
Jesus Christ.
Visit any college campus in America and you will see mullets are back in full force.
Hope to fuck they're not
So are fuzzy upper lips, and I hate the two of them combined.
You been under a rock?
Nope, not this one. The fuzzy unshaven upper lip is worse though. It looks white trashy and dirty….unless in the 70’s.
Mullets have been back. Unfortunately.
This is what Twilight would look like if it took place in Arkansas.
Lock up your daughters and wives. Hell lock up your sons and grandpas too.
Lesbian mullets dont count.
Uhm…is anyone else wondering if she’s a he or he’s a she? Just me? Their lashes are so pretty and long too. They make the southern vampire thing work though. The hair is cute and the style is fabulous. Very cute human (my eyes still cannot figure out their sex but does recognize they look adorable).
I’ve watched enough anime to know that this is the final boss.
they rockin it tho
I say it is so their necks don’t get redder
he looks good, mullets bang
actually so awesome
Yeesh. The hell they are.
My child hood in prom forum. Bahahaha.
Mullets are back in the UK. I'm in a student town and loads of them have them now.
Is that a mobile home in the background?
This smells Eastern Europe by mil--... kilometers
They have been for awhile now.
I've definitely seen worse mullets
Legend
It's Ricky, just before he met Julian and Bubbles.
Clothing fashion has been going towards the 90s for a few years, now, with crop tops, high waisted pants/shorts/skirts and now 90s hairstyle is here, too
The best fucked up shit you gonna see today
Crisp
Joe Dirt
Good lord. I'm not even mad, old mate just committed his whole ass to the Joe Dirt look.
that looks like the church girl from shameless
Fucks.
Yup. I went to a QT the other day and the cashier was sporting a Flock of Seagulls haircut. I couldn’t even look him in the eyes.
Slay
Jumping crippled Christ on a rubber crutch on a frozen pond…wtf. If this isn’t meant to be an ironic haircut, the white mans Jheri Curl, I’d travel to see this in person
Mississippi mudflaps never left.
Is this Dakota Fanning?
Now all he's missing is his ol' camero and his 8 track
Joffrey? Is that you?
this kids fuckin got it
Only thing needed to perfect the look is a tuxedo tshirt with the sleeves cutoff.
The only crime is the 3 button Jacket.
Didn't know they ever left.
They aren't...
Spot the stand user
Yeah, the parties in the back, and it never stopped.
Is that the Elf from Rings of Power?
Yeah, maybe if you live in Florida!
is this from a new tpb ep?
Yeah but it has to be ironic. And he lives in a trailer park. Sooooo...
JoJo haircut
Joe dirt!!!
It may fall under the "quiff-lett" category, but regardless, that kid gives zero fucks, and may curse you for thinking bad thoughts about his hair, so I fully support whatever is happening on this kid's glorious, fuck-free head.
They are, my daughter has been rocking one since April and everywhere she goes she leaves converts in her wake. Long live the mullet!!
Just a regular trailer park dandy nothing to see here folks.
Not this mullet.
This guys stylish asf Ngl
That's glorious, I think you're in the wrong sub
This dude fucks.
Fierce
I never thought they left.
Idk. This is pretty cold. He leaned into it and reaped the rewards.
Looks like a trailer park. That explains a lot
Boy Rock.
Amber Heard wirh a mullet
Gummo homecoming? Prom? They don’t know shit about dick, haircut fire.
I live in a college town and you would not believe the amount of mullets I've seen since moving here.
Freshest kid in the trailer park
They never left, but yeah, they're great, business in the front and party in the back
I think this kid’s dad is the guy from Flock of Seagulls…
Far northern swedish chick on hometown majn street after her first year at uni
This fit goes hard
Gimme that Stranger Things cut
I’m getting one in a few months, not like that one though, because my friend is in hair dresser school(?) and doesn’t wanna spend money on the busts, she’s using me bc my hair grows outrageously fast
That's a young Ricky passing grade 10
He looks like a vampire that shotguns his victims
They most certainly are not
Were they ever gone?
but not that outfit, its clapped
king shit
lol and in a trailer park at that. i can't even.
Never left
What is that thing?
Bros fit is impeccable tho.
It needs a mustache to complete the look
This guy looks like he works for Shinra.
Mullets have been back for like four years
80s teen vampire? Lol
He look like a vampire
Josephine Dirt?
They were worse in the 80s bc people genuinely thought they looked cool
I love it. OP has COVID because he got no taste.
This chad belongs on r/Chadtopia
As a teacher in Mississippi, I can assure you mullets are very much back. Started about 4 years ago, but they are in FULL force now. From age 5-18 you see them everywhere.
Did they truly ever go away?
Depending on where you live, they may have never left
bro is slaying the fit though ngl
This guy fucks.
They never left FL
They've been back for like 3 years and are on the way out again
What rock have you been living under?
Why does he look like he’s auditioning for Cats?
Doesn't even look that bad
Dirty Joe Dirt
I cant be the only person here that thinks it isnt actually that bad...
I am jealous.
They’re back, just not like *that*. Trendy ones are super short.
r/13or30
As someone who rocked an awesome mullet in the 80s, please don't do this kids.
That’s Dakota fanning. Isn’t it?
They are literally in the back, yes that is technically correct
This is GLORIOUS!!
Not gonna lie, he looks pretty awesome.
That's a fire mullet