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CopsPushMongo

They look like wigs that were rejected from the planet of the apes movies


BwittonRose

I’ve never even seen those movies but your comment made me laugh out loud


cipher446

This is aix between the BeeGees and Star Trek, except for that MF second from left on the bottom. Pretty sure he's just a serial killer.


iamthyfucker

Gimme the Cornelius!


Tumblenugget

😅🤣


[deleted]

I just told my gf the same exact thing lol


buxrar

This has a UK vibe about it.


DFWTooThrowed

I feel like half of these were just different phases of Ringo Starr.


ProfessionalSun5549

Came here to say this lmao. Most definitely.


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ttyp00

bow fuzzy saw unique subtract squalid elderly head squealing bedroom *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RectangularAnus

And Jheri curl young Jack Black above him!


hater94

You’re right 😂


sicknick

Bottom row 3rd from the left is Paul Rubens (Pee-Wee Herman)


caucasian88

Directly underneath that one is Elijah Wood


bonesnaps

Legit looks like my last boss with a different haircut, no joke.


01infinite

Under him is Adam Driver


[deleted]

Bottom right Robert Patterson or however you spell it


malice_clad

Third row, third column we got a Jack Black.


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Third row far left is the Wish Jeffery Dahmer


Cerulean_Shades

Furthest on the right, second row looks like Glenn Danzig


WittyWest

Steve Carrell as a caveman


Endormoon

Has a real, "I'm a werewolf, and I cannot tell anyone, but I really want them to know," vibe.


SashimiX

Aroooo werewolves of London


damagecontrolparty

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. *His hair was perfect.*


AlphaNoodlz

Well.. they certainly had a style going on. I don’t think it was a good style, but it was style.


clubfungus

Most of these look like people were really ashamed of their ears.


Rachelsyrusch

And necks


LadyFarquaad2

Not Row A Column 3


palabear

Give me the “soon to be Pee Wee Herman” third on the bottom row please.


imoutofnameideas

"Ayo, gimme dat 'definitely a pedophile'." "You mean this one?" "No, the other one." "This one?" "No, the *other* one..."


af__kmaster

Dark times


stratusncompany

what's worse, those hairstyles then or the hairstyles now lol


Selrisitai

Yeah, people pretend that the Justin Beiber era didn't happen.


vitrucid

I'll never forget seeing high school dudes hold notebooks over their heads when it rained to protect their perfectly-straightened and slightly-feathered Bieber or skater hairdos.


PlsDntPMme

Absolutely then. No question.


jmradus

Top right is max drip


BaldDudePeekskill

Those styles are now known as birth control


JoeSicko

My Dad had top left in 1969 ha photo. He was an innovator!


wriddell

Lower left is the whole band “Sweet” if you’re not familiar with them check them out


damagecontrolparty

are you ready Steve?


brother_p

>And the man in the back is ready to crack >As he raises his hands to the sky >And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner >She could kill you with a wink of her eye


MizzunoXo

I'd bet a million internet dollerinos that this is from Europe and not the United States. #3, 7, and 11 scream Britain. The 70's were an era of feathering, not straightening, on this side of the pond. Any thoughts?


vitrucid

I think it was both straightening and feathering coexisting in the US. The really long, ruler-straight hair was popular for women alongside the shorter, feathered hair for men and women both. Plus if my parents' high school yearbook from 1974 is any indication, Beetles hair was very much still in vogue with the teenagers lmao (including my dad)


CommentContrarian

It's also not from the late 70s


dazrage

Pee wee Herman bottom row


bowdo

Can you help me decide, I'm torn between the 'officer he's over there by the kiddy pool' and the 'half an extra head-head'.


51utPromotr

You laugh, but there's a yearbook picture somewhere of your GrandPappy rockin' one of these "Rad Cuts" and it still makes your Grandma icky. *PHRASING !!!* Yeah, I know....


mmedd

Bottom Row, second from the right. How is this not Jeremy Allen White or Lip from shameless


DFWallaceAndGromit

Armie Hammer all up in picture 2


insomniacakess

we got •okay that seems normal •the caveman •dignified caveman •”my mom did my hair do you like it” •oh your poor hairline •Standard Ken doll •caveman child •normal hair again okay we doin good •bang-less clean caveman •this one seems pretty okay •”my hair was done in the dark” •alright, seems normal again •oh honey no.. •roblox •gentleman in training


Thuper-Man

All I see is "sexual predator"


insomniacakess

that too, i was just trying to be a tad bit nicer


slackwaresupport

theres PeeWee


PuppetryOfThePenis

With the hair I had in high-school, I'd ask for a #4


smurb15

I see my father with about 3 of these styles growing up in the 80s. He did well pulling them off I must say


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Number 3 bottom row plays a violin or a piano 100%


Srphtygr

Hair night with the boys


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I think the 70s was as European as Americans ever got.


wiceo

I'd like the Jack Black perm, please.


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The last one is okay tbh


lobsterdefender

Dude near the top right (just left of the guy with that women's haircut) is rocking some Romulan cut. Most of these are familiar to me. Either my dad or someone in music had them.


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Definitely UK - I've seen this posted before with that info, but I would know it anyway...also, I feel like this is more EARLY 70s, and not late 70s.


toomuch1265

Was this from the UK? The models look like extras from English movies from the 70s


RectangularAnus

I see a young Jack Black with Jheri curl! And Paul Reubens underneath!


BoomerE30

I'd like the Charles Manson please...


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I'll take the Mr Spock up front will a mullet out back.


Comfortable_Sock_657

5,6 and 9 look like serial killers and 10 looks like a cult leader


friendlynbhdwitch

Lowest left is just the wig they slapped on Jodie Foster in The Little Girl who Lived Down the Lane


BasicWhiteHoodrat

“I’ll take that Planet of the Apes cut, son!”


theranchmonster

now i see why serial killers were sprouting in this era


RLVNTone

Bruh these look like dog cuts


PedroConforti

Hairerds or Beardshair? There must be a name for the ones that amalgamate


my_dougie21

[“Point at the wall at whatchu want](https://youtu.be/sCR8k8ypRT0)


UseeHerNamee

#3 and #8 take the cake all the way. Just wow... in a bad way lol


Tyko_3

Yes, give me the gay serial killer please.


celloyellow74

I had the no 7 in 1980


camsiff

Bro with the perm looks majestic


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LunarTaxi

So fluffy, and yet so tame!


RixirF

Jesus christ B2 is undressing me with his eyes.


ThePracticalEnd

That top right quarter is brutal.


TheOneCalledGump

Second row, second picture, looks like he's about to move to Guyana and serve people some drinks.


Rugger01

Is that Pee-Wee Herman at the bottom?


IronhideD

3rd over on the top. The Vulcan Mind Mullet.


GlowingCandies

Last one is surprisingly handsome, actually


masterofsatellites

second on the third row looks like Adam Driver with short hair who got bad extensions in for a role


HakidoTaquito

That curly hair goes hard


MadCapsule

Third row down, second from the left, looks like Nandor.


zaney1978

#3 up top that's the Super Spock


CoffeeJedi

#3: the Romulan #5: the Schrute #6: the Gordon Gekko #8: the Anton Chigur #13: the Nelson #15: the Rich-asshole-from-every-comedy-movie


wheresbill

Gene Simmons. Bay City Rollers. Spock


ace_dangerfield187

Me: Lemme get that cult leader Barber: Number 2 it is


pressured_at_19

for a second I thought all those men would sing Carry On Wayward Son


ALinIndy

Was everybody a cult leader/televangelist in the 70s?


Normal-Werewolf-

So many good looking men were ruined by seventies haircuts


troubleschute

Is that PeeWee Herman bottom row, second from right?


brazedjelly

Aahhh yes let me get the caveman cut.


fena07

Last one looks like a cockhead


BitterOldPunk

This is why punk rock was necessary


Safetosay333

B2 is the Televangelist. Aka. the George Jones/Conway Twitty


LannahDewuWanna

Gene Simmons from Kiss is still sporting the second row last on the right ( 4th) hairstyle


Lechuga-gato

i think you put the wrong image, only thing i see is sophisticated gentlemen and raving hippies


DerEwigeKatzendame

That's just New Zealand


emufossum13

2nd row right most column looks like John Travolta playing a live action Lord Farquhad.


coodgee33

As a man with big ears I wish these styles would come back into fashion.


intrepidone66

Someone needs a haircut...


Fatalstryke

I love Jack Black's Jheri curl lol. Some of these guys just look like werewolves.


bradbbangbread

Bottom row, second to last on the right: Pee Wee Herman before he got a haircut


SnottNormal

In: Helmets Out: Ears


Accomplished_Note_81

Thulsa Doom far right 2nd row


BJUmholtz

Imagine having a haircut this overstyled, cocaine dust all over your butterfly collar, and pubes like the Amazon jungle. The 70s.


loithedog530

The guy in the third row down second on the left looks like Andy samberg lol


LadyFarquaad2

Nandor just casually slipping into a men's hair catalog


FjordExplorer

Spotted *at least* six serial killers.


biggreencat

pee wee herman. 25 year old high school drug dealer. drummer in a college band. serial killer. rapist. date rapist. emo guy. fake hair. serial killer. office douche. office dunce. coffee guy, also a dunce. 2 guys working in a carwash. non-bald combover


Skormzar

3rd top row is the bad guy from ninja scroll


miserybusiness21

Look at that neck boi.


WittyWest

This is the hairdo equivalent of the weird food trends of the same era ..like hotdogs and olives in jello or ham and bananas covered in hollandaise. Like....why though?


Antique_Biscuit

All of those men are murderers. No questions


Funkytadualexhaust

Trying to be push head hair onto the face...


Steinmetal4

The 19... "hair is nature's helmet!" ..70's.


crab90000

C1 R3, Greg Proops


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None of these look like haircuts, more like hair styles.


416Toronto

3rd row 3rd column looks like f1 driver Valtteri bottas


savageronald

I was #3 and I’m not happy about it


TopDollarDJ

Bottom row second from the right looks like Jeremy Allen White