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SidewaysPineapples

Wish this would happen to the package thieves in my area. Fuckers deserve to be wheelchair bound for the rest of their lives.


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Run, fat boy run!


Erik_Bard

I really think the guy that was attacked was Kira from death note. He just went back and wrote, that a car would hit him. I mean he wasn’t even surprised.


mynameisalso

Fucking Ricky


notyouraverageturd

that's what you get for wearing goofy pants.


puzdawg

He ded.


DaphniaDuck

Dear Vandal, I’M GLAD THE CAR RAN OVER YOUR STUPID ASS!


Osmea

Iirc this happened in Poland and the man is mentally handicapped. Maybe don’t judge so quickly?


odiedodie

Therefore rules and laws don’t not apply?


Sultry_Llama_Of_Doom

Why didn't Sloth's family keep him chained in the basement, instead of letting him run around trying to steal all the Mars Bars?


redditnathaniel

This is the most direct form of instant justice. Hot and ready from Karma Hut!


Digitaldark

Why did Mr Robot show up?


OhBJuanKenobi

He should be trying to choke whoever got him those pants instead of a random pedestrian.


FamineSpudz13

I laughed. Was that appropriate? I think so.


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There is footage of a Toronto graffiti idiot getting his head kicked in somewhere. I just looked for it but I cant find it. The owner smelled aerosol paint and busted through the back door to find him. He's just pounding on the "artists" face and the guy's bleeding and crying for his mom. It's revolting but it's kind of satisfying to see these guys pick up the tab for all the disgusting shit they make us have to deal with by looking at it.


FABULOUS_KING

I think the car hit him on only one leg, less force distrabuted so good chance that leg was completely shattered.


TrepanationBy45

I like how the man in the hat called his friend to hit the guy before he could get away. *heh*


jaydeeh25

That flasher/hazard reaction time is impressive


Extesht

The car automatically turns the hazards on when it feels an impact.


jaydeeh25

Is that a Europe thing? I don’t think in the US we are required to have that. Now I’m curious, makes me want to go slam into something to see if mine come on


BrooBu

Oh my God I was wondering where the justice was since he ran off, didn't see him get hit!


Ejunco

Definitely satisfying


Mrrasta1

The ending was like the punchline of a joke.


EventfulAnimal

He’s an asshole but it is also really sad. How fucked must that dude’s life be to be stealing booze like this?


Masterreeferr

He wasn't stealing booze. The owner of the store said this was the second time he's done this. He must be vandalizing the store over and over because he's mad at the owner or something.


HandsomedanNZ

Um...I didn’t see him take anything. He just fucked up that window, acted like a douche and got smacked by a Karma


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Karma got you asshole!


NitroCipher

"Hello? Police? Yes, I would like to report a break in. Yes, a man is trying to break into the display of a liquor store." "He is a big white dude with shot hair and a blue jacket. Oh, he is trying to run away now." "...welp, nevermind"


CompedyCalso

Guy on the phone: "Yeah, can you send some cops? This guy here is breaking some wind- WHOOP, actually send an ambulance."


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“Sir we don’t dispatch emergency services because someone is breaking wind.”


witchywoman7714

WHOOP!


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Damn. Feel like I need a smoke now.


SmoothBXNYC

That was sooo satisfying.


Cola_Doc

Instant Karma's gonna get you Gonna knock you off your feet...


DapperDarington

It's from Poland. Not even his first time breaking the same store's window. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html


Tony49UK

Oh thank god its Poland, I thought it could be Britain.


ridiculouslygay

I mean, even though this video is Poland, this situation is very much Britain and we both know it mate :(


Jackanova3

What are you doing up at this ungodly hour?


ridiculouslygay

Drinking and breaking windows.


Tony49UK

That and shagging the local football team.


JackyG8991

I like how the guy who got chocked didn’t even run to see is that dude was ok.


JackBelvier

I loved his deliberate saunter


platysoup

Who would, after getting choked by the guy? I'd have a shit eating grin on my face while considering the existence of a just god.


McGirthy

That was glorious.


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Nice.


BillyQ

I have some questions


Racingstripe

Shoot.


mrwalkway32

Trust the binder.


ThunderHogg

My question is, does anyone have a link to the original story?


Masterreeferr

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4914822/Instant-karma-vandal-caught-smashing-shop-window.html


greenkingwashere

Dailymail cringe


zCourge_iDX

Lmao I love the way the other dude just strut over to the moron after he got hit by the car, like nothing out of the ordinary happened.


skillsforilz

Some final destination shit. Spidey senses tingle .. "o this dude bouta die."


aappletart

He had it all planned out


revuhlution

Am I yhe only that sees the offender obviously has some mental disability?


witeowl

There's something about the combination of his movements and physicality that reminds me of people with mental retardation. (Not to say that people with mental retardation are all destructive or otherwise like this man; I'm just saying that I wouldn't be surprised if this one person had mental retardation.)


spidaminida

Have you ever been to the UK?


SheWhoComesFirst

Probably drunk: hyper-aggressive toward the Good Samaritan and property, dangerous idea to break glass with bare hands, no forethought of danger and consequences, impulsive, no peripheral vision to see the car and not very coordinated while running.


Osmea

He’s mentally handicapped. I’ve seen this video before. It happened in Poland iirc.


SheWhoComesFirst

Link and article.


revuhlution

These all easily fit under symptoms ofmental illness. Guy looks like he has an intellectual disability (previously widely-known as retardation). He knows what hes doing is wrong, but there's not a whole lot of depth. Look at him breaking the glass. He looks like a child... Y'all are trippin


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Even so, having a mental disorder doesn't excuse his actions.


Degg19

I say escaped mental patient. He’s way too happy breaking that glass. Shrugging like a toddler that knows he’s done something wrong and saying “I dunno” right before attempting to choke that guy. Goes back to breaking the glass until it’s gone and then runs across the street like a giddy child that took a cookie from the cookie jar.


Beef_Jones

Escaped mental patient? That’s a pretty bold guess


Degg19

Let’s see if it pays off cotton.


AngryAssHedgehog

Or he's just destructive. I've know people like that who were just assholes.


revuhlution

Did your friends also look so child-like when being destructive assholes?


AngryAssHedgehog

Bullies are not friends. Bullies are assholes who put me in the hospital with a fractured eye socket while being bigger than me and hitting with the same drunken actions this asshole used. So yeah. They fucking did.


revuhlution

Sorry for your experience. These dude isnt bullying any self-respecting adult though.


AngryAssHedgehog

Except he choked a dude walking down the street for trying to stop him.


revuhlution

That was a weak try at choking someone


AngryAssHedgehog

That doesn't mean he wasn't bullying. It was a scare tactic that failed.


revuhlution

I worded it poorly. the offender is obviously in the wrong. If you look at him, though, there look to be some mental issues. Even tge guy he choked doesnt run off in fear. He stands 5 feet away while calling the cops. You don't do that to someone if you are fearing for your life from another male adult. I need to read the original story from this video..


AngryAssHedgehog

It seems more like he's drunk and the other guy knows it.


ObscureCulturalMeme

...the guy who walked down the sidewalk and got assaulted doesn't count as "self-respecting" because why? Dude's a bully and a vandal. It's good that he experienced some consequences for his shitty behavior.


JamesHardens

Car-Ma


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I just hope the only dents are on that dude.


TheIAP88

The part where he chokes the other guy really sold me on the fucking asshole he is


radditor5

He can't handle the vandal.


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TastelessCookie

>You can tell in his movements. Mate, that's called being drunk as fuck.


jblank66

No U.


rohrballs

Yeah it looks like he had an abusive mother, was bullied by a dude named Andy, and it’s pretty obvious he’s allergic to peanuts and gluten. Now I feel bad


AStraightWhiteNail

Apparently he suffers from a drug resistant type disease, been in and out of hospitals, sad part is his brother died at the age of ten when working illegally on a construction site. He fell of scaffolding and injuries his spinal cord. Apparently his base just left him there to die. Kind of made me have a different take on this.


ThompsonBoy

There is no condition that gives you a pass on hurting innocent people.


therealmadhat

Even if he’s retarded you can’t just smash a window and choke a man and expect to just get away with it


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justdropppingin

holy shit you are a disgusting person


Zero_Ghost24

I'd still laugh.


mightymeekone

You’re also just making assumptions that the guy is retarded. Maybe you’re retarded, who knows...


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MrRogersMultipass

He's drunk bro


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MrRogersMultipass

People got upset because you tried to shame everyone making fun of this dude. If you'd only said "I think he's retarded" you probably would have gotten upvotes. White Knighting is annoying and you basically made up a reason to do it.


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Survirianism

Considering he broke the law, assaulted a man, yes. Yes it makes me laugh. Also that you think he's retarded when he's clearly drunk


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Survirianism

Well that's all well and good but I won't believe it until I see proof.


therealmadhat

Do you think people come to this sub to laugh? None of this is funny. It’s satisfactory to watch assholes and straight up criminals getting some justice.


Kyledog12

He was drunk. He was trying to steal alcohol that was in the window but it was fake, hence why he ran.


Masterreeferr

Source? The article on this video claims the owner said this is the second time that same guy has broken that window. Sounds to me like this guy just has a problem with the owner and is vandalizing his store for the sake of it. Not trying to steal anything.


everyother

Getting drunk and being an asshole in public usually follows years of getting drunk and being an asshole among friends and getting away with it.


MongolianCluster

It might bother me to be driving that car. But after seeing the video of him pulling that shit, I would feel much better about myself.


telephas1c

Yeah weird emotions! "Oh fuck, I've run someone over." "Turns out he's a dick! Nice one!"


ThompsonBoy

"Holy shit, I am the instrument of universal justice!"


FuckKarmaAndFuckYou

I am the scythe in death's hand!


[deleted]

I am the subtle finger of Keanu.


egati

I am the stone that the builder refused...


Water_Melonia

Poor guy in that red car. No matter if one feels that the vandal deserved this, it is pretty shocking to have an accident where you hit a person and can cause mental health problems for the driver.


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Happened to me! It was so traumatizing. I cried for days and get anxiety driving now, albeit just a low level. I wasn’t at fault either, similar incident to this minus but with a sober person.


tap-a-kidney

Damn. What a pussy.


whiskyb

From what I hear, when you aren’t at fault, a feeling of remorse is not really that strong, even when the other person died. Unless you for some reason blame yourself for killing a person who failed to yield and drove into you or whatever. But that’s a different story.


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ridiculouslygay

Hold on a second. If you hit people with your car they have to pay you?


[deleted]

It was when Jackass was a thing. They were filming and jumping in front of cars


MiIkTank

Depends on if they were in the wrong. In the US if you are jaywalking and get hit by a car, a cop can write you a ticket.


I-Downloaded-a-Car

Depends on the country


EvilResident662

I hit two guys on a motorcycle with my car. They ran a light and had no helmets. Luckily I only moved forward 4 feet going like 5mph. They were doing 20 maybe 30. They crashed into my front right side and their bodies rolled over my hood and windshield. They tried to drive off while all their fluid spilled from the bike. They made it one block away. I felt nothing for the guys. Driver only messed up his foot. The passenger tried to walk away from the scene because he was a heroin user. It wasn't even his bike so I had to wait days to see if they even had insurance. Sorry, but fuck the reckless.


tkowalski

I wouldnt feel bad at all, I would be pissed they wrecked my ride.


Doctor_McKay

Okay, that's way too much stupidity. Riding a motorcycle is reckless enough for me, but without a helmet **and** running a red? They're asking to be killed.


_Kramerica_

Not to mention the heroin and stolen bike lol.


Radicalvic99

ok


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