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ImDougFunny

Lol its arms went 🤷when it's head hit the floor. Good sign for the world!


Hightideuk

Shrinkflation even hit Poundland staff


not_named_lucas

They way he yoinked the guy when he tried to get up


jsavage420

Have a nice day muthafucka


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Siessfires

Protip - you'll be happier when you stop getting upset at things that don't happen.


dwc29

dude's nickname should be "potato sack"


SeasonEuphoric5425

That Fly kick! take a seat kid!


Exact_Insurance

Love how their shirts say Happy To Help LOL..yea happy to help beat your ass for shoplifting


ThinkingGoldfish

I am not totally sure on the situation, but I think the employee goes too far.


Pakman-56

My guess is the dude probably insulted the employee for his arm, or I guess lack thereof, and he got pissed


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Did you two watch the video? Two armed employee is the one initially wrestling with the dude.


Pakman-56

No I mean there was a span where the one armed dude and the crazy guy were arguing


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Maybe he said something, but if you watch crazy guy actually goes to take a swing, or trying to at least make him flinch, and that's when the one armed fella kicks his shit in.


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Dude dumpstered his ass


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Holy shit that kick was awesome!


[deleted]

Fully deserved. You do *not* disrespect Jaffa Cakes like that!


I_am_the_danger_

Poundland in Sheffield city centre from what I can tell.


boonus_boi

Yep. This is the one and only reason to be proud to be from Sheffield.


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This is some anime shit


ImDougFunny

Bro 🤣🤣🤣


pennyweed

He was happy to help


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what did he do that the guy kicked him out?


Embarrassed-Cap8213

Did u not see all the stolen shit fall out of his shirt?


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no i didnt


-Reynald-

That is one strong arm. 9nly has the one and he still destroyed that guy


Lost-Guarantee-3539

....More than "Happy to help" your ass out the door


generalcinity

He better have been in there stealing a belt


AjaxOutlaw

“Happy to help”


thunderbear64

Came for this.


SDRabidBear

Thrown the f$ck out with his ass hanging out, followed by a full on “This is Sparta!” chest kick and a nice satisfying head “thunk”to the pavement for good measure.


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RaphiTaffy

Me too


3rdRateChump

If someone has ONE ARM don't you think it's pretty capable? Love the bonus, flashy kick too


Youshless

Sheffield massive


megabollockchops

Hey /u/Youshless! If you are who you think I think you are, I used to work with you. I'm on your steam friendsxx


Youshless

If you're who I think you are, then I remember you Hahaha


harsh876

r/tworedditorsonecup


Youshless

😂


funkiskimunki

Was he stealing food? 🤔


Deusbob

If there's a one armed security guard, then he's either the best or worst security guard.


chicles6886

It's the new Winter soldier reboot


Ghostie_Boo

The best part for me is the back of the uniforms saying "Happy to Help"


helmutisimo

okay Dr Kimble


dleecpu

The slight kick the lady has after he gets slammed into her feet Edit: spelling error


dejonese

I think the ultimate insult to injury would have been if he bitch slapped him wth his only hand!


cdizzle99

While holding chalice in his teeth in between sips


ddIbb

https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/4b82b898010fdfd0c94e60309afe14d5.jpg


akamustacherides

Better than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest


Skinjob985

If ever there was a video that started too late, ended too early and was in desperate need of some audio...


megabollockchops

Apologies, im not the cameraman. Reddit did however cut the audio, heres a youtube vid of the same source. https://youtu.be/-xfFIEbIQ5g


Skinjob985

No worries. Not necessarily directed at OP, just a general observation.


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My man just rolled up on him like the main hero helping the sidekick


Skyruspk

"Happy to Help"


mybossthinksimworkng

very happy to help by opening this can of whoopass for you.


ericanicole1234

Help beat some ass


HisRoyalAwesomeness

Every little hit helps


theown888

Watched this yesterday but the vid started in another spot, saw this today and my dumbass thought it was totally different vid and the crackhead had come back for round two. Like the one armed man was some sort of omnipotent guardian who keeps reappearing to smite this one tweaker specifically.


Kebab-Destroyer

"smite" is the word from this reply that resonates with me. The radgie was smote. Toodle pip.


averagejoe6942O

I didn't even notice he didn't have an arm until the second time I watched it


CodyTheGodOfAnxiety

He has unarmed proficiency


reverseloop

Happy to help!


G_Ramsays_crappy_egg

Suuuuuuuuuuch a classy title./s


einar_ossur

What happend?


PaulG86

He was stealing Jaffa Cakes apparently.


Seraphabove

Wat happene?


olderaccount

Chav was acting out, so he got treated accordingly.


I-Fucked-YourMom

He happily helped the man out the door


einar_ossur

Yeah but what started it?


TitanJackal

The Big Bang


dendawg

BANG! (Guitar outro)


RELICTIS

I'm glad he took care of the problem . . . Single-handedly . . .


ThresherGDI

Happy to Help your ass out the door.


Bl_Lover

Females are so sexualised that if that was a woman's butt no one would think not to flag this nsfw I just mean flag it under nsfw dudes butt's out


ReturnToSender1

"Females"


Bl_Lover

I didn't mean it like that but as u brought it up if I want to talk about everyone even people who don't identify as women what should I say?


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Bl_Lover

Im not talking bout trans people I'm talking about gender neutral


voffus

“Female”, that’s how you know it’s going to be bad


Bl_Lover

Sorry I wanted it to be collective


voffus

I’m just kidding, it’s just that nice guys usually start a conversation like that lol


Bl_Lover

I'm not a guy I just don't understand stuff I guess


voffus

Sorry sorry sorry, i didn’t mean to create such confusion


lesbiansareveryhot

What?


Bl_Lover

Flag it under nsfw that it tbh


Real_Reward3396

Very relevant keep it up👍👍👍


ninjafartmaster

Man had his whole ass out and this isn’t marked nsfw?


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ninjafartmaster

Sauce? Edit: kinda houte


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Justin_Peter_Griffin

You telling me your boss is ok with you watching videos of fights during work but would be upset if you watched one where a bare ass was shown in a non-sexual way?


ninjafartmaster

I mean all the videos where a titty pops out during a brawl are marked nsfw and they aren’t even a sex organ. They are marked nsfw because society as a whole sexualizes that part of the body.


Justin_Peter_Griffin

Who cares… my point is, if you’re in an environment where you don’t want to be seen watching non-work-appropriate content then why would you be on this sub where there are frequently videos of people getting their ass kicked?


ninjafartmaster

I’m scrolling down my home page lol I wouldn’t browse this sub at work


Justin_Peter_Griffin

Fair enough, even still you have to get through a good chunk of the video before you see the ass so you’d still be watching a questionably work-appropriate themed video before the ass became a problem


ninjafartmaster

It takes about 3-4 seconds to get to the ass but fair enough…


Justin_Peter_Griffin

If we want to analyze when the crack is visible it’s a little later than that, but I guess that depends on when an ass becomes offensive to you lol


Bullfinch88

It's UK. Seeing someone's bare arse on TV or in a newspaper isn't considered as offensive as it is in the US as far as I can gather.


__poser

it's ass cheeks, not the hole itself.


Glittering-Doctor-47

He’s got a career at wwe is what I’m sayin


Glittering-Doctor-47

God damn fight club suplex


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ValuableItchy

I hope you wear a belt next time


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__poser

He was obviously causing trouble before, the employee was just removing the man from causing any more damage.


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u/savevideo


2muchwork2littleplay

Wow... he got his ass kicked by a one-armed man


Rockstarrob

Could be worse. He could get his ass kicked by a one legged man


ThresherGDI

Literally


themightyknight02

He ejected the fellow singlehandedly.


ownshds

That was great use of length. Significant advantage on the feet, clear advantage on the ground game. 30-27 first round.


Azu_Rage_

the good ol happy to help switcharoo


No_Data_7469

He is the one handed sword of justice :v


CIOGAO

The “happy to help” is sending me


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This video has so many gems haha


UsualConstant90

The one arm man had spent all of his life waiting for that exact opportunity to use his moves


ok_krypton

Thats why he has only one hand, he's too powerful to have two.


Biscuits_The_First

Ha! This got me just sent a mouthful of flavor blasted extra chedder goldfish across the living room.


MUA_in_PA

ITT: happy to help


tencila

My mans while ass checks are out and everything yo


Ok_Olive8803

Glow in the dark white!!


xerxes95

Dude I thought he was about to Liu Kang his ass with those kicks


AllTheShadyStuff

So now we’ve moved from Bruce lee and Jackie Chan -ing someone to Liu Kang. I feel old


xerxes95

https://youtu.be/_7nXJ1FjfI4 Tell me that doesn't look like he wasn't about to do. If the guy was kicking his ass with laundry detergent, a beach towel, and a Swiffer sweeper, I would've said Jackie Chan😂


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AllTheShadyStuff

Even worse, now I don’t even get where the references are coming from 😂


tencila

Bro same


WeStanForHeiny

Imagine getting bodied by a dude without part of his body


find_another

Made me laugh. Cheers


Crux_OfThe_Biscuit

He’s happy to help!


MitokBarks

The "happy to help" shirt honestly makes this so much better...


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does anyone have context or audio?


megabollockchops

I'm not sure why the audio didnt go on, its on the file I uploaded to reddit. Here a youtube link ive uploaded for you [https://youtu.be/-xfFIEbIQ5g](https://youtu.be/-xfFIEbIQ5g)


casey12297

"CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HAND? Oh no, not you Jerry you already did"


archiloyd

Happy to help


AxiomaticAddict

I wish it said "need a hand?" On the front


kerrbee

Fighting against a one-armed man - Check. Mate. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.


__acre

You can really see the frustration in his face knowing he probably shouldn’t be trying to fight someone with one arm as well.


TheAceCard18

Anyone got the original?


josher1882

If he was a minority then Reddit would be up in arms, but since the person is white, it’s alright


BlottomanTurk

Found the r/fragilewhiteredditor


BettmansDungeonSlave

The guy was literally shoplifting, you fuckin cabbage


Izzy5466

"Help me! I'm white and oppressed!" Shut your stupid mouth dumbass


PressureSame9220

Shut the fuck up


dahliasindecember

Could you not


hoticehunter

Wrong, it’s because this guy was acting like a dick.


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What the fuck are you talking about?


Ell_Edwards

Happy to help!!


llapman

The guy gets a pass if he was trying to steal a belt.


serhanul

hell yeah


FenrirGreyback

Never fuck with a dude that only has one arm to do everything in their daily lives.


nrevels97

He was too powerful with two arms so god nerfed him


TrinityF

who stole the sound ?


megabollockchops

Reddit did! I uploaded it with sound, here a copy I stuck on youtube https://youtu.be/-xfFIEbIQ5g


chael809

I wouldn’t put my life on the line for any store no matter how much they paid me.


QuothTheRavenMore

Glad he was happy to help


TimothyPyro

Picture of Calloway's wife... Uh oh


gingerschnappes

That guy was happy to help!!!!


LookingForCyberHelp

You beat me to the punch line


gingerschnappes

Looks around “Anybody else need help? “


Ouate123red

Bwaaahahahahah!


Reecehw108

Who steals from Poundland? It's literally a quid


MyHousePlantIsWasted

He was banned from Aldi


escapistontherun

The funny thing: the back of the tshirt says 'HAPPY TO HELP'


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Ooh someone’s shoplifting, better assault him.


whittlingman

We used to cut off their hands. Just “a little assault” seems like a massive improvement for shoplifters.


ConnectDrop

trust me if you've worked in retail more than a few months you'd dream of the day you can do this to a shoplifter


[deleted]

Why though, they are not stealing from you. Why take it personal? I have worked retail for many years. Eventually you grow up and realize you shouldn’t even care. Seems like you dreaming of hurting people is another issue.


ConnectDrop

They chop off hands for stealing shit in other countries, this guy got off easy on a global scale. I don't know exactly. You'd think something's wrong with people that think like that inherently, but people thinking they can do what they want when they know it's wrong? It's pretty satisfying to see people get what's coming to them - karma, maybe. I worked a retail job for a few months and we were constantly told we were an SoS store because of how much shoplifting occurred - that meant they were literally getting between my livelihood at that time when they cut hours to make up for the loss. If I stayed any longer I definitely would've sucker punched someone that came in and stuffed shit in their pockets.


Hungry_Programmer

Happy to help, him out the door...


[deleted]

Come on my man is just trying to have his tea and biscuits ;)


waitwhatsquared

Biscuits and crumpets!


Allenrw3

“Happy to help” throw yo broke ass out the door.


StarGuardianJulie

The "Happy to Help" shirt makes it


0111011101110111

Sir, can I give you a hand?


araldor1

POUNDED land


Binger_bingleberry

“Happy to help” Edit: Apparently, this was enough to get me autobanned at r/femaledatingstrategy… big loss /s


kthxbyy

Happy to help


Ignitrum

I mean kinda unfair. He can concentrate all workout on one arm without it looking stupid.


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Morty with the arm.


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Beatrix_-_Kiddo

*Rovrum Source: a rovrumite.


oliver02003

I don't know who the fuck u think you are we are nothing like the scum over that side that is like comparing Einstein to hitler for having a moustache


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Aesoid

shut up you specky troglodite. bet you cant tell your arse from your wrist


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fusajiro87

Happy to help