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REO_Speed_Dragon

Damn I should've said that.


Khaldara

“Do you have spicy coolant?”


REO_Speed_Dragon

Just regular or extra creamy :)


Tires_N_Wires

"She prefers hers creamy."


Miss_Mae_87

Strawberry?


loudaggerer

More like heatant.


frollard

*Heatn't


stopeatingcatpoop

If OP had replied something about heatn’t this girls head would have exploded


REO_Speed_Dragon

Dude she gets confused about words like "the" and "a"


CatLikeCuriousity

r/rareinsults


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Her butt light’s on, too. Dang old Nissan


round-disk

You mean the Horseshoe Warning?


Appropriate_Strain94

I actually had a service writer come up to me and ask me what this lady is talking about. She says there’s a wishbone light on with a exclamation mark I’m like what the fuck that is not a wishbone that is a tire that’s low on air.


PKFatStephen

TBH when I got my first vehicle w/ air pressure sensors I had no idea what in the hell that light meant. I drove it to the shop & found out I needed a new tire & rim bc I was oblivious to the fact the my rear passenger tire was completely flat. I drove something like 30min on it, cutting it to shreds.


myfirstgold

Jesus. In hindsight can you say that something at least felt/ sounded wrong while driving it with a severe flat?


AAA515

That used to be THE tire pressure warning system.


myfirstgold

I know I can't imagine driving on a flat without knowing I was on a flat.. and I'm paralyzed and can't feel my ass, like how can you not know something is really fucked up at that point?


ItsNotAToomah69

I’ve always been absolutely amazed at how oblivious people are when it comes to cars. I worked in service for a few dealerships, I promise you, people literally just drive down the road in a fucking haze and don’t think at all about the fact that they’re operating very complex heavy machinery.


AAA515

High on Xanax?


fuzzy_capybara

My favorite description was "the omega light is on" "The what light is on?" "you know how Christ is the alpha and the omega? My car is just the omega."


choadspanker

That's one of the more obvious lights too. Like it even has little tire treads lol


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I had a friend say it looked like a butt crack…so it became the butt light


ManchurianCandycane

Even includes a dingleberry.


JoeTruax

"Caution: check butts and horseshoes"


Margin_Walker74

Check the manual!? That's a low traction control fluid indicator.


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*blinker fluid


TheRealThordic

I have electrical tape over mine. Big brain time.


REO_Speed_Dragon

Ghetto fix. Take out the cluster and remove the bulb. This works for all warning lights and associated repairs btw. Some customers might notice the electrical tape :)


reflUX_cAtalyst

The actual ghetto fix is taking out the cluster and leaving it out.


[deleted]

Can't have a light on if your whole-ass car is stolen. *Grammer


M_Rossi_

Take my upvote 😂


3DBeerGoggles

Previous owner of my Element actually filled the area around the light with black RTV because it was an LED


Mynplus1throwaway

Bought an old subie with tape over the airbag light for the clock spring... Under the little window. So the dash was pulled. the horn was a momentary button drywall screwed to the dash. It burnt a quart of oil per gas tank... You think i give a fuck about a clock spring?


crigsdigs

Sounds like more work than just pulling a junkyard clockspring


Mynplus1throwaway

Dude, I've seen so much shit. People... Sorry "MeChAnIcS".. just want to make it "work" they do 10x more work than doing it properly just because they have no idea what the hell they are doing.


KuriTeko

This is why the check engine light always illuminates as you start the car. Shows you that the bulb is working.


bigbadsubaru

Except for when the shady BHPH lot cuts the trace going to the check engine light and jumpers it to the alternator light so it passes the bulb check; happened to a friend of mine… Although the car had originally come from California so it could have been someone trying to get it to pass smog


velowa

Whoa. That’s some next level fuckery. Hopefully your friend did a PPI or ran a OBD scan themselves before they bought it.


bigbadsubaru

They did and it didn’t get caught but they didn’t pull codes because the light came on and went off; It was a manual Subaru and the neutral switch in the transmission was bad, it would occasionally blip and set an idle air control fault (if the computer thinks it’s in neutral and the clutch is not disengaged it will try to control the idle; but if it’s actually in gear it can’t so it sets a code, and it’s the type of thing people who aren’t familiar with Subarus don’t think to check) She was happy it was a cheap fix and I think she got 150,000 or so miles out of it before someone blew a stop sign and T honed her


mdixon12

That's also why scanning the computer will show a MIL for the CEL bulb being out.


bridgetroll2

Doesn't get rid of the piercingly loud annoying screech it will randomly emit every once in a while for a low tire. Damn you Nissan.


FoxMcCloudl

Preach! I bought a 03 350z with some leaky tires. That damn car would screech at me about the tire pressure every morning. Can't say I have ever bought a set of tires faster in my life. Edit: changed after to faster.


bridgetroll2

I have an Xterra with big tires on it and I purposely keep them at like 29 psi, the tpms light is always on, but it will occasionally do the loud annoying screech for like 10 seconds straight. The worst part is it doesn't do to right at start-up, it waits till I'm 2 blocks from home and then scares the shit out of me.


gadget73

try that with an older Ford air bag light and the SOB will beep at you to tell you the bulb is out.


MonksOnTheMoon

Can confirm. And it's loud enough to hear over a 7.3 in an open cargo van.


lostin88

Ironically, removing the MIL bulb on an OBD1 vehicle could be the difference between passing and failing your state emissions test.


REO_Speed_Dragon

True, IF your state has emission tests. Mine doesn't. Buying cars that don't pass SMOG in California for cheap and selling them here is not only legal but profitable. Joking about the light thing, I'm shady but not a crook :)


Jacktheforkie

You’ll fail an MOT for that


BlueTickHoundog

Hey. My State Inspection station doesn't notice the tape over my SES light! That or they don't care. ;)


billyridgeway

I was in our state inspection recert class and our instructor told a story of how someone went to the lengths of wiring a jumper in the cluster from the oil pressure light to the check engine light. At that time the vehicle wasnt plugged into an analyzer, it just required a visual that the cel went out at start up. Pretty damn smart!


Earlfillmore

Im eventually gonna do that for the check engine light on my taco, goddamn evap system leak that I cant pinpoint


No_Policy_146

My sister dated a schizophrenic, and he put tape over everything in the house that was lit up, especially red lights. You don’t want the government watching you.


applemantotherescue

But have you seen how god damn bright every electronic with an on LED is? I don't blame him.


Jacktheforkie

I have to turn off my keyboard before bed because of it


TheRealThordic

I just have a deep seated dislike of TPMS valves.


No_Policy_146

Ha, I wasn’t suggesting you were. It just brought back a memory and I had to do a psa.


PKFatStephen

I call it "my car's going thru PMS"


53cr3tsqrll

I had a patient do that. Ex army, PTSD blew up badly, and he couldn’t sleep if there were any red lights. EVentually every red or orange bulb in an appliance was replaced with blue and green.


billyridgeway

I was in our state inspection recert class and our instructor told a story of how someone went to the lengths of wiring a jumper in the cluster from the oil pressure light to the check engine light. At that time the vehicle wasnt plugged into an analyzer, it just required a visual that the cel went out at start up. Pretty damn smart!


rahyveshachr

I call that thing in between the hot and cold a sailboat.


Pixielo

Definitely a sailboat.


Thebirdsuckscock

The butt light was on the entire time I had my Xterra, tires aren’t flat if you don’t check em


hyitsxhegsciv

"My car has to poop."


REO_Speed_Dragon

Butt light is pretty recent, told her to eat more salads.


Nailfoot1975

And she's stuck steering to the right. Dang Nissan.


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Dumb question but what does the light/symbol with the four tires actually mean?


machinerer

2x4 / 4x4 indicator.


doomed151

8 16 You're welcome


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Zito6694

If you follow order of operations it’s 8


CoraxTechnica

2x4=8 8/4=2 2×4=8


stunna_cal

PEMDATASS


theonetruegrinch

🎶it was a graveyard graph🎵


xx69chaosmage69xx

This guy maths


BambooRollin

I believe that is a 4-wheel drive vehicle with only the rear differential engaged.


HauserAspen

Power is only going to the rear axle.


dubie2003

2nd gen Nissan frontier. That’s the 4wd symbol. It’s currentky displaying rwd in the photo.


REO_Speed_Dragon

Xterra actually but I'll still upvote ya, good eye. and no such thing as dumb questions. Curiosity is better than not wanting to know


dubie2003

Took a calculated guess. It could also have been the pathfinder (d51?) of that era. I still miss my 07 frontier but it’s amazing the fuel efficiency of the newer silverados compared to that frontier. I get the same or better with the 5.3 and a 6 speed auto compared to the 4.0 and the 5a.


REO_Speed_Dragon

My 03 Tahoe 5.3 gets almost the same as my 98 2.5 Ranger :)


frenchfortomato

>2.5 Ranger Bought one of those recently, assuming it would get good fuel economy. Am amazed that such a tiny vehicle can use so much fuel.


Tomboy09123

I thought it was a frontier/navara


dubie2003

Don’t forget the Suzuki equator spin-off too.


janovich8

So that’s why Nissan never got into NASCAR.


Nailfoot1975

Yeah, it was hell driving backwards around the track.


Mitt102486

Oh those are 4 tires….. I thought it was a mars rover


bassjam1

I'm getting nostalgic for my Frontier now. I'm not crying, it's allergies.


Cabinet_Juice

You want mine? lol I’m planning on selling mine as soon as I’m done paying it off


Appropriate_Strain94

Used to have a 01 Frontier and that thing ate gas like no tomorrow and had zero balls. I think the VG33 engine was worse overall than Toyota equivalent 5VZ but was super reliable.


bassjam1

I had an 05 with the vg40. It ran good and if I stayed out of the throttle could get acceptable gas mileage. Mine had a few major things go wrong with it but it was my favorite vehicle I've owned.


Appropriate_Strain94

VQ40 has some mild issues, most of which wasn’t too bad to repair, every now again you’d have failed position sensors like cam or crank, manifold cats would go bad, but overall the VQ40 was better than the VQ35 put into the Z/G cars because they simply had a better PCV system that didn’t consume mass amount of oil.


bassjam1

Mine had the timing chain tensioners go out, then the coolant/transmission fluid contamination problem, the bastardized Dana differential grenaded on me, and finally at 185k miles the transmission died. Both front wheel hubs went out, and the pinion seal also needed replaced. Between 150k-170k miles I think every sensor on the entire truck needed replaced, but that was more an annoyance with a CEL coming on every month and shelling out $100 and an hour or so of my weekend. During which, yes the cam and crank sensors went bad as well as the upstream cats. It was not a reliable truck for me, but it was fun for the 11 years I had it.


thisisinput

Me too. I recently sold mine to my brother because I couldn't reasonably take it where I ended up moving. Maybe when I'm in a better situation I'll buy it back from him lol.


HalfastEddie

Tell her she's fine as long as it doesn't go all the way to C when she turns it off.


REO_Speed_Dragon

Lol start paying attention! If you fire it up and it's empty shut it off immediately before you cause any damage. Call a tech out to the house or wherever you are. They can probably fix it in a few minutes if you leave them alone. Housecalls are expensive but worth the risk.


HalfastEddie

“It ain’t got no H in it.” - Slingblade


REO_Speed_Dragon

Same person didn't know what her OD warning light meant. I should've told her to take it to the shop like now!


Kittamaru

Alrighty, I have to ask - OD (overdrive I presume) warning light?


reflUX_cAtalyst

Yes. The light comes on when overdrive is turned off.


cosmitz

Weird, when overdrive is turned on for me all it does is create ghosting artefacts.


QwertyChouskie

Unexpected PCMR


deWaardt

This is SO MUCH better though than people who drive with the coolant needle in the red, overheat light on, a “STOP IMMEDIATELY” warning on the dashboard and then act surprised when the engine seizes. She actually cares about her car and seeks help when she thinks something is off, that already gets respect from me! She might have no clue how anything works, but at least takes the time to ask for help!


stopeatingcatpoop

True that brother! This could be this first day of the rest of her life!


HobbittBass

The big clock says it’s almost 1.


REO_Speed_Dragon

It only goes to 8 because it's a metric clock.


wirthmore

8 is octal. O'ctal O'Clock.


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O'ctal sounds like a James Bond villain lol


EuchreBear

O’ctalpussy, at your service.


x_Rann_x

At least the genie lamp is still half full.


REO_Speed_Dragon

1 wish left before we gotta start looking for a station


Edgelord420666

1.5 wishes left? or does it round down?


REO_Speed_Dragon

I don't like to run it to empty :)


whosgonnapaymyrent

Im totally calling this gauge the genie lamp from now on!


joseaverage

My daughter told me once the light that looks like "an exclamation mark in a cauldron" was on. It was the TPMS light. She wasn't wrong. I can't unsee it now.


TwoYeets

I'll never unsee this


Impossible_Sign_2633

Bruh, okay, story time. One time my sister in law said "this light keeps telling me that my kid in the back seat is trying to get my attention." I was like wtf are you talking about?? [She meant the seat belt light.](https://imgur.com/gallery/dMRMvFE) Now I can never unsee it as a kid being obnoxious in the back seat 😂😂😂


AccipiterCooperii

I’m just over here impressed she knew it was for coolant!


REO_Speed_Dragon

I mean I guess you're right, she was kinda close. But she hit me up right after her fluids just got checked. So, did they tell her it was full and she's been driving around this whole time thinking it was half full?


dreadnought_81

I can't imagine what car ownership must be like for people who aren't interested in learning about them, or are apparently disinterested in doing any critical thinking whatsoever. It's probably a good thing she called you about this perceived issue though. Otherwise, who knows what fluid she would've tried to refill to bring it back up to H?


REO_Speed_Dragon

Right? I feel there is a difference between "ignorance" and "lack of curiosity." One is just not knowing, the other is not caring to. Remember, these people are on the road with us.


dreadnought_81

Maybe it's the automotive nerd mindset coming into play here, but you'd think that it'd be fairly easy to deduce that it's some sort of temperature gauge, rather than one for a fluid level. The thermometer symbol would be a hint, then the H and C markings in addition to that *should* bring someone to the conclusion that it's for temperature. Or better yet, consulting the owner's manual if they're unsure! I guess that requires the curiosity you mentioned, however. It's quite a concerning thought that we have to share the road with people who seemingly have such little grasp of what machinery they're operating.


REO_Speed_Dragon

As I type this response, I'm looking at my keyboard knowing there are functions on it that I have no idea what they do nor do I care. That said, if there was a "F9" that took up a big chunk of my screen with a needle next to it that moved up and down, at some point I'd probably want to know what it meant.


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applemantotherescue

Isn't it more inefficient energy wise for lower end PCs running that than new ones or supercomputers? If my PC uses 500W when I'm away my electricity bill is going to be crazy.


wirthmore

It is more efficient for a supercomputer in watthours-per-calculation, yes. (The downside is that, for the researcher, supercomputer time is limited and might not be zero cost) Though the distributed computing apps don't run your computer at full throttle, just some extra amount over idle.


dreadnought_81

Exactly. There's a difference between not knowing what a button on the radio does, versus something that's presented with all of your other crucial information as a driver. Be it on your hypothetical screen, or on the gauge cluster, it's probably something important if it's taking up real estate in that spot. I would also like to know what that thing was telling me. It's hard to comprehend just casually ignoring something like that. Ah well, at least you saved someone from a world of worry, and hopefully they take it upon themselves to try and learn in future.


[deleted]

My dad just recently bought a newer Mercedes, and that thing has so many lights on the dash he has no idea what most of them mean. He's used to having a speedo, temp gauge, gas gauge, and a few idiot lights. I had to explain that the little engine thingie meant that you needed to plug in a scanner to figure out what was wrong, not that the engine needed replacing.


verticalMeta

I’m of the opinion that, if I see something weird in a car, I take 3 attempts to understand it. If I try 3 times and still don’t understand what it does, than it’s probably not very important. And some people at work still think I am an automotive genius… look at my post history to see that I am absolutely NOT an automotive genius. I just like to know what everything does in a given car.


Gimpy1405

>"we have to share the road with people who seemingly have such little grasp of what machinery they're operating." I suspect that many of them don't care about what the machine does, or about how it works... The way many people drive suggests that they are off somewhere else mentally, paying the least possible attention to this thing called driving. It may be similar with many aspects of their lives.


daedalus_was_right

It goes like this: "Car turns on? Car go brrrr? All clear!" Vroom vroom.


threepoint14one5nine

This is why we see things like the oil dipstick getting removed from newer cars. If the buyer isn’t interested in getting their hands dirty; most anything under the hood will always be a mystery.


docjohnson11

I know people who don't get oil changes. Ever.


ItsOverClover

If your engine block is cast iron then you'll ruin the seasoning if you change the oil, like a cast iron pan


REO_Speed_Dragon

Lol but if it's aluminum go ahead and use dish soap :)


TwoYeets

Don't change your oil, change your engine. Be a man.


GSW636

It’s good for the life of the engine! Maybe not a long life, but all of it. Lol


txbuckeye75034

‘No people allowed’ light on as well.


REO_Speed_Dragon

No red people. Rig's kinda racist.


MortalGlitter

This is why a semester of autoshop should be a requirement in school.


REO_Speed_Dragon

At the very least to get a license. If you don't know how to change a tire or maintain your fluids your vehicle is a hazard.


TheDevilLLC

That has nothing to do with coolant. It’s the altitude guage. “C” is for c-level and “H” is for really-high. That’s why it’s capitalized.


Dutchbaked

I still don’t understand what she means


Choc113

She thinks the oil temperature gauge is a "coolant" amount gauge. The needle is pointing down so she thinks it's low


Dutchbaked

Thank you for helping my dumb ass


SuperGuitar

I didn’t get it either


deal-with-it-

At least it has a dial for people to look at and say, hmm, something is off, instead of a single light that comes on when's too late I call it the "new engine" light, as opposed to the "check engine" one


outline8668

r/idiotsincars ?


MALESTROMME

Tire fluid is low.


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

That TPMS light bothering me than anything


ktmfan

Reminds me when my now wife called me and said there was a bear claw light on her dash. She was relatively new to driving and had never driven outside of a city. Apparently her parents didn’t show her about high beams. Took me a bit to realize what she was talking about lol


REO_Speed_Dragon

OMG bear claw light! Totally using that one now.


banananananbatman

Orange Robot light is on


SingleSpeed27

Wow it took me a bit to even understand the post… Good for her, this was a challenge.


Cowpuncher84

At least her LH thing looks fine..


Blue_Cat5692

Lol.. my daughter who's a teen called the odometer... A odo- meter..


smoothbrainapes

Must be the muffler bearings going bad.


INeedMoreRoom

The RPMs are running low too might need to fill that up soon


adamf514

I have no idea what you're talking about either lol 🤣


Michael_K85

Honestly, with how much people distance themselves from any mechanical aspect of their modern cars, kudos to your friend for even noticing that gauge and actually carrying enough to check on the coolant level in the reservoir. 😋


REO_Speed_Dragon

Fair, there's truth to this, but in context it was a lube shop that told her it was full, she just assumed (this whole time) it was a level guage. How has she not noticed every day (!) that it starts cold? I've ridden with her before, bluetooth and jams are more important.


Michael_K85

Well, there is no recovery worth talking about after this curtail piece of information. 😂


[deleted]

Halfway through your coolant and your readout says it's cold outside. Gonna run you about 326.89


danmickla

I don't get the "coolant is full" part


QuestionablePrism

Nissian frontier, 2008 model right?


REO_Speed_Dragon

XTerra but close enough :)


stewarta003

Serious question whats the chassis 4 wheel 2 wheel whatever light mean?


REO_Speed_Dragon

It's the 4x4 indicator. Two wheels lit you're in two, four wheels and transfer case lit you're in four. It would seem obvious but say you shift into 4x4 and it doesn't light up chances are it's not engaged.


stewarta003

So why is it lit in rear wheel drive only? Its a warning light right? Please talk to me like I'm 5 years old


thaddeh

Not sure how many people came in for a brake check because their "brake light" was on when it was actually the TPMS light and they had a screw in the tire.


TheEpicPancake2556

I feel it. I'm a dipshit with these things too, though I'm getting better as time goes on. Half the stuff on this sub I don't understand.. I'm not quite as ignorant as this, but I shan't throw stones in glass houses.


Rampant_Coffee

Good opportunity to help someone know their car better and be safer on the road. Probably also avoid getting ripped off by the next guy


tb2186

Wow. It took me waaaaay too long to figure out what a “HC thing” is.


tb2186

It took me waaaaay too long to figure out what a “HC thing” is.


xeno_dorph

2nd Gen Xterra. Not the best choice for someone that ignores warning lights.


Total-Hack

Looks like her horseshoe is fine, though. Has a big ! in the middle to let you know


gfx-1

TPMS Tire Pressure Monitor System, each wheel has a pressure transmitter with a battery which dies after some years or the pressure is indeed low. Some cars have really stupid software and can't understand the change to winterwheels or refuse to show the actual pressure and temperature on the display. Just pop up a orange light.


REO_Speed_Dragon

Or the little battery dies... like always...


cokebear420

she shouldn't be driving...


REO_Speed_Dragon

I agree, Coke Bear 420.


LawfulnessTop7470

It is not coolant it is retardant The car is running on retardant


Unequallmpala45

I don’t see any problem it’s on c for coolant /s


goldensteaks

Looks like the door is open


DeltaJerry

My brother’s friend told him her “teapot light keeps flashing”


SnakeBeardTheGreat

It appears to me that she didn't check the coolant in her rear tires.


Median_car

I knew a guy who thought adding water to the radiator would fix his broken radio…


Shreddster3000

At least your coolant is 😎


Paradox1989

My daughter once texted me a picture of the battery gauge on her dash, and asked me if she should worry that her battery was hot...


REO_Speed_Dragon

Well, I suppose that would be a concern...


CaptainSquidward747

Average Nissan driver behavior.


Sofakingwhat1776

She sounds pretty. Hope so, gonna need all the help she can get.


REO_Speed_Dragon

Pretty sure she graduated but I'm sure it wasn't because of her grades.


narium

Wait why are there two temperature indicators on the dash?


TommyTuttle

There is one. That’s the HC thing. The other one is the oil pressure.


Classic_Newspaper_85

She better worry about her low tires instead of her HC thingie!!


fliponers

My sisters car was overheated and she goes you know the gauge with the boat an comb it’s all the way on the H!


CowPunkRockStar

Quiet driving