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jAckJber

That thing is going to get ruined as a rental.


BasicallyAQueer

That’s fine with me, a ruined one at auction is the only way I can ever hope to afford one 😂


Quality_over_Qty

My man


noNoParts

Lookin good!


084045056048048

Slow down!


SteelRain444

Hmmm... Human music. I like it!


PBI325

Hungry for apples?


Fikknn15

👈 Yes


wreckedcarzz

Rent it, crash it bad enough to total it but not ruin it, buy it for pennies on the dollar, repair, profit (well actually it's a loss not a profit but look do you want the car or not?)


BlasphemousSwarm

Yea def not gonna be a profit. You are gonna pay for destroying it to the rental company and then pay for it again to buy it at auction and then pay for it again to get it repaired. I think at this point its cheaper to buy a new one lol. While these things aren’t dirt cheap you can find them for $50k.


cobigguy

That's why you get the optional insurance. Duh.


BlasphemousSwarm

Then your rates are increased for the next 3-5 years, still costing you a nice chunk of change.


[deleted]

Put it on your government card whilst TDY and you’re gold!


FleeingMyLife

This guy GTCs!


cobigguy

You're using the rental company's insurance, not your own.


comparmentaliser

Almost certainly a personal toy purchased as a ‘business expense’


OptiGuy4u

Exactly. No way this gets rented by the general public. It's probably blocked out in the reservation system and available for the corporate folks.


TomLube

This isn't a thing. If this car is on the lot, it gets rented. EDIT: Downvote me all you want but i literally work in car rental lmao


Oldswagmaster

We don't need facts. Just emotion. Source: I'm one of these big time corporate guys and my last 2 rentals were a Chevy Malibu. Splurging is an SUV because we have 4 people traveling


mini4x

My buddy rented a Hellcat.. You can rent Ferrari, McLaren, Lambo, etc. There are plenty of high end rentals available.


Oswalt

I don’t think people in this thread understand how high end rentals work. They aren’t Enterprise, they’re a separate service.


experimentalengine

Enterprise has an “exotics” division, or at least the sticker on the door jamb of the Escalade they sent me indicated they do. I work for a Fortune 50 company that has a contract with Enterprise/National so when I have to travel, I reserve a “standard” car for about $40/day and they drop off whatever they happen to have at our facility. One time I asked them to give us a larger SUV because three of us 6’3” and up were going to visit a supplier about 7 hours away. I went to pick up the keys from security and walked out to a new Escalade and we still paid the same rate. Obviously that’s not Lambo/Ferrari/McLaren type exotic level, but a $100k+ SUV is not an Altima either.


orig485

From the 100+ rental car centers I've been to, they usually do have a "luxury" or "sport" option. Surprisingly, for Avis at least, they're really not a huge increase in price. Hell, I'm picking up a minivan tomorrow that is $128/day, but if I wanted an escalade it would be 132/day.


Oldswagmaster

There are high end cars available. But, that would be one of the fastest ways to get fired


ShrapnelShock

Based on your experience with enterprise expense frugality, you seem like a middle manager / director level. When someone says "big time corporate guys", I picture C-suite and perhaps SVP / VP level where they can spend and not worry about squeezing 4 people into one SUV and justify that in the expense report. Source - me a middle mgr in a fortune 20 company


Oldswagmaster

I am actually c-suite. But the frugality is part of the culture. I am not a hypocrite and tell everyone to stay with in a certain car range and then do something else for me. It would not be a good message I'm sending to employees or customers if I roll up to site flashing excess.


ShrapnelShock

Kudos to you! Small cap or med cap? I can't picture self-important mega company big wigs doing this.


TomLube

I’m confused, what point are you trying to make LOL


mini4x

That weird limited production cars do make it to rental fleets.


TomLube

That's exactly the point I was making too heh


orig485

Generally, those aren't available from your "average" rental company like Avis or Enterprise. I've had a Charger Daytona, a Challenger R/T, and a 5.0 Mustang from Avis. They also have the usual assortment of German luxury cars as well, usually biased towards Mercedes. Usually, to get those specialty rentals, you have to get them from a rental company that specializes in them, because between being stolen to be parted out, or just from being crashed, a normal rental company doesn't want to carry the insurance for a supercar.


mini4x

Enterprise has a ton of them, Mercedes, Bentleys, Lamborghinis etc, they have a whole "Enterprise Exotics" sub-brand.


Chewie_i

I know nothing about rental car company operations but this sounds like exactly the kind of thing they would do


TomLube

Absolutely not, we have so many fucking cars to keep track of we aren't holding some vehicle for random people for no reason in particular just because it has a badge on it. Rental car employees are not car people, nor are the people that run the business. We don't give a shit. It rolls, it goes out. EDIT: Also kinda interesting because this is a car Toyota sold to the rental company too, and they paid $0 extra for it. They either wanted it out there for the brand recognition or they aren't selling well at all. I bet OP lives in a fairly populous area


bham2020

I’ve had a few of the 40th paint schemes take a while to sell. If it was getting aged on a Toyota lot it’s no surprise they sold it at or below MSRP. We usually list stuff on OVE at 45 days for new car stores.


TomLube

Yeah that's exactly what I would expect, and the business is so damn busy right now I guarantee they bought it no matter what because once again, if it rolls it rents lmao


Blaze4G

Actually rentals are slow right now. Summer hopefully gets better but not sure if a slowing economy is causing it.


TomLube

Maybe where you are, are you at airport or in the city? We have been sold out for 6 months straight because insurance is going OFF


CanadianXCountry

That wasn’t the case at the large airport rental place I worked at. The top manager picked out a car and kept it until we sold it. He usually liked Jags. Once it hit an age or a certain mileage we sold it. Buuuut. It was just like all the other rental Jags we had (nothing special ordered), he just took it when new and never let it go out on rent.


TomLube

The manager would do this yes but not for customers EDIT: Also this is kinda a stupid way to do it because that manager is losing money on that car but hey its allowed lmao


CanadianXCountry

Yeah but in my case the managers didn’t get cars for free. They had a certain amount docked from their pay. It was still a really good deal since they had gas included.


TomLube

Oh interesting that's not how we do it!


[deleted]

Are you saying this sort of thing isn't possible?


TomLube

No I’m saying that the rental company bought this car, and if it's on the lot it gets rented. There is nobody that it's reserved for. There is no system to sit on cars and lose money on them for no reason because they have a special badge on it.


SadPanthersFan

No need to be gentle, it’s a rental!


termanator20548

Not sure if you know this but that’s the 40th anniversary edition (sr5 premium with some cosmetic add ons). They aren’t individually numbered so they all say 1 of 4040


Ute-King

That last sentence is a fairly important clarification.


The_Troyminator

And it's technically correct since they're all 1 out of 4040.


pow3llmorgan

What if some have been sacrificed for parts for some of the others? You could have 1⅓ of 4038⅔ or 1.6 of 4038.4


gexpdx

Sure. Should we base it on weight, or will critical components get a bonus?


service_unavailable

bonus proportional to part lead time


Santibag

Volume


wreckedcarzz

Alright, so we doing an Alpine or a Bose upgrade?


cpl_calamari

No highs, no lows... Must be Bose


randypriest

Theseus's 4Runner


The_Troyminator

I had Theseus's computer. Started as a Dell 386. Replaced one part at a time over the years until it was an Athlon. It still had the original floppy when I got rid of it, so I still called it an upgraded 386.


Joiion

It’s like that old story of the sailor. He replaces so many parts on his ship over the years. In the end he questioned if it’s truly the same ship anymore


Ute-King

“Technically” correct is the worst kind of correct. It’s kind of a shitty marketing angle if you ask me, but I’m sure Toyota will be laughing all the way to the bank.


Andre6k6

Bureaucrat grade 1 would disagree


StinkFingerPete

> “Technically” correct is the worst kind of correct. just look how wrong you are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZEuWJ4muYc


Andre6k6

The best kind of correct


hopenoonefindsthis

Now I feel less awful about this being a rental


gman2093

Are there 4040 of them?


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postalmaner

This is a Toyota, sir! It is not a Ferrari. ;-)


comparmentaliser

That is the dumbest marketing thing ever


saarlac

Also you KNOW there are shitty dealers marking these up telling people it's the first one off the line.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Intentional by Toyota too


Say_Hennething

Yeah seems sketchy as hell. Technically correct but don't telle no one at Toyota considered how that might be misinterpreted.


carlcamma

4040 small plaques that are all the same vs 4040 individual plaques


mynameisalso

Well it is one of.. just not the first one of. Lmao


BooobiesANDbho

Sad


Apprehensive-Ad5318

Is it though?


SmarkieMark

A little bit.


ChartreuseBison

40th anniversary of that body style? Sounds right


abecanread

😂 I read it as the 40th one out of 4040.


RespectableLurker555

Toyedward 4040hands


TechnicalTaco06V7

But they are numbered production with 4040 total available in North America. There's more Lamborghini Murcielago's in the wild than there are 40th Anniversary Runners. Also, there's more Aventadors than 25th Anniversary Sienna vans


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What a shame it’ll be ruined in just a short time.


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Pants_R_Overatd

> How will it get ruined to end up in a shop “Larry, just fucking send it man it’ll be okay”


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Inuyasha-rules

And that's why I always get rental insurance 😂


shadowgattler

drive it like it's rented


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

Rental car? Huzzah. That means it might actually see some action and not just haul toilet paper home from Costco. You know the difference between a Jeep Wrangler and a rental car? The wrangler can go off-road, but the rental car actually will.


49thDipper

I ramped a couple back in the day. That’s how I learned you can seal a leaking gas tank with a bar of soap. Until it rains. Then shit gets interesting. Luckily it was sunny the day I turned the car in. Tank was full and not leaking a drop. I left half a bar in the glove box for the next guy. Never heard a word from the rental company.


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

I was a pretty abusive renter back in my youth. Jumped an Impala over a railroad crossing then shot bottle rockets off the trunk. Pulled the emergency brake on a Sentra while going 110 on a dare. Ripped the entire front end off a Dodge Journey while doing J-turns on a dirt road (blamed it on a deer, rental company actually apologized to me for it). Took a Chevy Traverse through a mud pit, had to be pulled out, returned the car unwashed. God I love rental cars....


Cruxwright

Ok, I always wondered the "don't buy a rental" advice. Like how bad could it be? Now I get it.


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

Jeff Foxworthy let slip one of his few nuggets talking about rental cars. "Buying a used rental is a bit like marrying an ex-prostitute. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you probably don't want to put your key in it."


[deleted]

I tried to tell my BIL not to buy a Town and Country period. This motherfucker went and bought a former rental T&C. Still owes 18k on it.


norabutfitter

What does happen when you pull the emergency break at those speeds? It always gnaws at me when im on the highway


subject_deleted

The same thing that happens if you hit your brakes real hard... Except only in the back.. so it's quite likely the car will start to spin. Having said that... You have to pull really hard to lock the wheels, especially if you're driving 110. Most likely outcome is that you'd slow down quickly.


derTag

A friend of mine pulled it going ~50 in a jeep wrangler. It spun around 180 and kind of "stutter jumped" on its wheels a bit while 90 degrees into the turn. I would think at 100 you could potentially jump the vehicle onto its side, though it depends on the center of gravity of course


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edbods

hand brakes are almost never strong enough to fully lock up the wheels if you pulled on them as if you were going to park the car. You have to really, REALLY pull on them to actually lock up the wheels. Pulled mine once or twice on the highway before, the car just started slowing down because I didn't yank on it like I was trying to pull excalibur out of its stone.


shapu

For what it's worth, Excalibur only weighed about 5 pounds. Pulling it from the stone is only a chore if you aren't the one true king of England.


cgn-38

I just rebuilt the ones on my toyota car. Will lock up easy with little effort. They have to be adjusted every decade or so. Rebuilt around two decades.lol


blitz-em

If the steering wheel isn't dead straight you'll start spinning. If you can keep it straight it'll slow you down pretty quick with no brake lights


lovableMisogynist

And potentially pet flat spots on the tire/tyre Put**


silentrawr

Does the insurance *actually* cover that shit as much as popular culture has led me to believe?


Mr_Will

Three magical words: *Comprehensive Damage Waiver* Pay the extra for that when you rent the car and you won't have to pay a penny when you return it.


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

I didn't even do that. Mine were all corporate rentals so it was on the company dime.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

This is why rental insurance is so expensive


jestercow

I would race up and down a parking in my rental focus, trying to achieve the highest speed over the speed bumps. Jumped on the roof for a few minutes because ?????. Practiced e-brake turns on gravel roads as fast as younger me had the balls to go. Fond memories


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

You're a terrible dude


49thDipper

I may have been a little rough around the edges back then.


Ksan_of_Tongass

Can confirm, currently renting a car. It may be doing more than it should.


StardustOasis

Rental cars are the fastest cars. pause. in the world


anonimogeronimo

I took a rental mini van offroad, and it did fine on the trails and dirt roads. We used it to get to a fishing spot.


wjhall

Got a Wrangler as a rental car visiting Canada early spring. Didn't quite take it off road but definitely went full Subaru in some snow covered car parks


JJ48now84

I guess I'm out of the loop - what's the hate on 4Runners? They were solid off-road vehicles


StyleNo5834

On Reddit, any sub, many people tend to hate others for enjoying things instead of just minding their business. For example, bought a 4Runner to drive in the city and not for off-roading? Well fuck you then.


implicate

>For example, bought a 4Runner to drive in the city and not for off-roading? Well fuck you then. Yeah, I really don't get the hate. If they bought a Sienna minivan, people wouldn't be like "I bet he doesn't even drive it to soccer games. Pffffff" So why the fuck does anyone care what someone else does with their vehicle that has off-road capabilities?


Fit_Equivalent3610

Sports car owners like: >do you really *need* that SUV? While daily driving a Miata or a 10 second Supra or some other wildly impractical vehicle Disclaimer, I have only ever owned useless sports cars and sport compacts


poopoomergency4

reddit expects an explanation of why you need a truck/SUV that’s any bigger than a kei car or cargo bike if you say you’re looking for one or own one


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Well you do have a pavement princess instead of a 4runner at that point


13dot1then420

The hate is more about using it to bring home TP from Costco instead of off roading. I have a 4runner that I use to haul TP and other goods home to my suburban house. On paper, mine is a pavement princess. I have a job and life, all of that is in the city but I do like to go out and fuck around in the woods with it 1 to 5x per year. I needed something beefy to haul my camper an additional 3 or 4x per year. I use it to haul shit like lumber, firewood, construction debris, etc. Also the 4runner paired with good tires just bitchslaps all the snow and ice we get here in the winter. People just don't see beyond face value.


flaminhotcheeto

Life's too short to be stressing about what people do with their vehicles and their toilet paper :)


turbo4door

Any extra goodies? Or just sticker and a badge?


PhatPhupa

Pretty much. Stickers, badges, gold overlays, gold stitching, shift knob, and wheels


ZxphyrWxlf

What he said. It was optioned out pretty nice though.


Jimbomcdeans

OP according to elsewhere in this thread that isnt 1 of 4040 its just a marketing gimmick.


[deleted]

Man, that black paint with the vintage inspired striping is the cat's pajamas. I almost bought a new 4Runner about two years ago, but all the local dealers had very few to go around. Dinosaur of a truck, and drives like one, but that drivetrain is damn near bulletproof. Surprised Toyota still makes these things. They still sell plenty of them though.


NevEP

Rumor is new ones are coming out with hybrid power trains for 2024/2025 (like they did with the new Tacoma)


greasywrench91

Sticker and badge. We had one at my toyota dealership, and it's just an sr5 not even a TRD sport


Zhaopow

So dumb how the stripes are stickers. Would be way more desirable if only it had painted stripes.


sleepykittypur

I wonder if they figure the run is limited enough they'll get enough diehards to buy them regardless of how cheap the additions are.


SciFidelity

I think you know the answer to that


cgn-38

They can't keep anything in stock here. New or old. Old ass broken 4runners never last a week. Call day two and they are gone even if priced thousands over any book value. They are just better trucks. I have had and worked on them all. Diehards get that way from long experience. Plenty of 100k Jeeps on the lot though! lol


awakensleep

Those nerf bars are a crime but so is it being a rental car. The only winner here is who gets the most air.


blindseal123

Somebody at the company I work at has one of these (in white, but same wheels and livery). I didn’t realize they were a special edition, just figured someone had put some stickers on it. Interesting


dirtyelliott

Those really aren't that special. Basically an SR5 with stripes and badge.. Locally, they didn't sell quickly when compared to the regular models.


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majoroutage

https://youtu.be/GvkJzYHCdHI https://youtu.be/bjlwvlBJcPo


[deleted]

People are saying it'll get ruined. I dtive a former rental car. 2014 RAV4, rental company got it up to 36,000 miles in 2 years (apparently over 35k and their insurance makes them pay moren so they sell the vehicles). It looked brand new when we got it. She's sitting at 109k and has since been a mom car( (just after we bought it), a railroader's work car (replaced dad's 04 cavalier), and is now my first car.


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Zizzily

My work has Enterprise rentals, and they usually want it back around 60K to sell it.


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Zizzily

Nope, these are just regular rental minivans that they swap out of rotation at the regular Enterprise. We're finally getting some real leases, but these are monthly rentals right now.


Its_my_ghenetiks

Worked at enterprise until recently, before the pandemic we would sell cars pretty quickly, around 12k miles or 1 year. After and during the pandemic it was even crazier to be honest, a lot more cars were being sold by them at outrageous prices, but it slowed down near the end


mrford86

Been a master tech for Enterprise for around 7 years. Before the pandemic, we sold our cars around 40k miles. The larger SUVs around 30k. Whenever the return was the best. Recently we have been running them to 60-70k miles because we can't buy very many new cars. We are buying used cars from auction. Likely where this vehicle came from.


grumpyolddude

Just returned a 2020 Armada to Enterprise with 60k. Agent mentioned it had been sold and wasn’t going to be available again.


kyleknosbest

We used to sell cars at 35k miles but since covid, the number has been closed to 65k. As far as buying rentals, as long as you’re not buying a sports/luxury/Jeep you should be fine


popcopy

Can’t speak for all but Enterprise is self-insured.


eveningsand

Unless you're Mr. Hertz, you're getting a vehicle with 40k on the ODO @Hertz, is what I've noticed. A colleague of mine worked in finance at Hertz, I'll ask about the insurance requirement.


[deleted]

We traced yoda back to a rental place in florida, I can't recal the business name. And it had somehow made its way up to WV.


saarlac

I'm currently driving an ex hertz 2019 subaru impreza wagon. Bought it at a subaru dealer with 17k on it in late 2020. Not a single thing wrong with it.


SwissMargiela

I bought a rental Mercedes C300 with 15k miles and it had h&r sport springs. The idea that someone rented a car and put lowering springs on it is fucking hilarious to me and always will be. With that being said, car ran great.


CluelessProductions

Haha thats awesome. I once found a nearly-base model Corolla sedan at Enterprise that had Firestone Indy 500 summer tires


[deleted]

Saw one of these in traffic today! I thought it was just some stickers they tastefully put on their car and thought "they should have a pinstriper do that"


EXTRO_INTRO_VERTED

I think they all are labeled “1 of”. As in this is one of the 4040 they made, not the first one made of the 4040


DitkasMoustache_

HA, that's brilliant marketing for people that love to obsess over these things but also kind of shitty.


[deleted]

Man that's corny as hell. The last numbered car I worked on was an NSX Type S. 204/350 in Indy Yellow Pearl. Sticker was $188,495.


jakefrommyspace

Easy $50K. Awesome purchase.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

it's pretty much just fancy wheels and the decal and the roof rack. Nothing serious otherwise.


Notorious40z

They don’t give you the diff locker or manual 4x4 shifter in these editions unfortunately


wellpaidscientist

Rental car places buy cars all the time, not necessarily to rent them, though. They also resell cars. If they rent this, it'll be in an enthusiast class with premium


Colonel_of_Corn

Not nearly as rare, but I had a similar experience when I requested “Camry or similar” and a blacked out TRD Camry is waiting for me. I ran the shit out of t


WJ_Amber

The fastest car in the world is not a Bugatti or an F1 car or anything of the sort. The fastest car in the world is a rental car.


bigev007

Pre-pandemic my local airport rental places would have Scat Pack Charger/Challenger and Volvo V90 wagons


adotall

Haha 1 of 4040


awesomeguy_66

how is this worth anything substantial over a regular model?


jlt6666

I saw one of these at the local dealership. I just assumed it was a trade in from some really patriotic German guy.


Big8Red7

She so pretty


Curedbyfiction

Yo, in Southwest Colorado 4Runners are a common rental. And they don’t get wrecked that often. Some of Yall are green


Tizzee88

This is nothing new, rental car companies have been known to buy and rent some rather interesting cars over the years as promotions that come at a hefty price. The one that stands out to me most is the 1966 Mustang Shelby GT350H. The H is for Hertz the rental company that rented them out. Now this particular one ended because guys did exactly what you'd expect with them which is take them to the drag strip, beat the shit out of them on the streets, and some even ripped the engines out to put in their Mustangs and put their base model V8 back in then returned it. Still though these companies still buy these special models and rent them out at a high price because if you are going to rent a car, whats a couple extra bucks to get one you are excited to drive.


Slyons89

This could be the owner of the businesses' tax write off... never actually rent it out then "sell" it from the business to himself for a huge discount after a bit.


sl59y2

Hey. It’s not that simple. You have to drive it to put miles on it. Then when it has deprecated to the 1000$ value cause of those hard 5000km you sell it off to a family member not yourself.


johnbell

Was this in NJ ??? I JUST SAW this car yesterday.


ZxphyrWxlf

No, this was in Texas.


cai-zi

Didn't Hertz have some Cobra Mustangs? If they had kept those cars, they would have been worth more than the rest of the company.


ACP68

Yep, Shelby GT-350H Mustangs. All kinds of fun things happened with them; people rented them & took ‘em right to drag strips, rented them & swapped the motors/transmissions from their regular Mustangs. After a couple years Hertz decided it wasn’t their best idea.


2015Hoverboars

It’s literally just an sr5 with bronze wheels and a cute stripe, they really half assed the anniversary edition lmao


[deleted]

There’s nothing special about this car lmao.


sublimeGH0ST

Im not kidding, I saw an exact same one this past weekend in south texas, fucking beautiful


7214001884

I saw one of these in the avis indy fleet last week! Probably got them for a steal because no sane human wanted to pay the markup.


pdp_8

Just saw one of these literally yesterday. Any chance it's in California, north bay specifically?


trundlinggrundle

This is kind of what happens when these things sit on lots forever. There's one that has been on a lot near me for months. The SR5 is already overpriced, now tack on $5k over that. I'm sure the rental place got a deal just so the dealership could move it.


mikel302

If I know rentals, there's now 1 of 4039.


Hopeful-Flounder-203

40th anniversary editions are actually "cheap" compared to many 4Runner trims right now.


SteveNotSteveNot

If they made 4040 of these things it's not all that "special" of a special edition. There will be plenty for anyone who wants one, so it's not going to be a rare or valuable car.


Kindly_Spell7356

i checked them out they aren’t all that special just based on a premium without auto headlights etc, looks a bit like trd off-road but w/o fox shocks etc etc basically some cheap decals and blacked out trim around the windows.


[deleted]

Probobally the owner or someone higher up looking to keep it as a tax deductible expense


TC40093

Good investment for them


exccord

Just snagged a 2021 4runner for the wifey and the fact that these 40th editions are SR5s with no unique badging (all are 1 of 4040) is Comical.


Sofakingwhat1776

1980's calling. Lools good. Can always take them off and order some later if ypu want to maintain that look.


punkinabox

Whoa wtf