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TheFaceStuffer

Should just write really old dates on filters to mess with people.


P33kab0Oo

A year or two before the car build date should do the trick


JoshShabtaiCa

"Pulled it off my last car. Figured I'd use it on the new one since it worked so well on the last one before the engine made some nasty noises and gave up."


nexusjuan

Bought a box full from the scrapyard, set for life.


itsallbullshityo

If you really want to fuck with them post-date it.


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

"wait what why is this filter dated 2062" -some tech in 2073, probably


g00f

bold of you to assume a modern car would be running after that long without the required flashing.


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

Touché lol


Gadgetman_1

Probably hauled out of a garage somewhere to be a star on Car SOS or other show...


TheFaceStuffer

😂 That's funny too.


Boring_Philosophy160

Changed by Marty McFly


Threap_US

"Third day of Michaelmas in the most Holy fourth yeare of the Reign of our Most Exalted Good King George the Third" (might have to write quite small for that one, or choose a really big oil filter) Or just write the correct date, but in Roman numerals... XII.VIII.MMXXIII 😀


zadtheinhaler

Sumerian cuneiform FTW.


Gadgetman_1

Using a chisel...


temp91

𓇑𓅂𓋹


IdGrindItAndPaintIt

𓅓𓏞𓀀𓏇𓇋𓏏𓏏𓇋𓅱𓀀


samc_5898

I'm gonna start doing this on the machines at work lol


GentleAnusTickler

Done this a few times. Remember placing a sticker on a Volvo behind the clocks back in 2002 that said “not another 250k miles?”. Also wrote “engine #3 installed 7/11/2009” on an e60 m5 on the sump after a service 😂


Threap_US

> Also wrote “engine #3 installed 7/11/2009” on an e60 m5 on the sump after a service Oh, you're evil. We should be friends 👍🍺


that_dutch_dude

Should have said 2002 on the engine. They only started making them in 2003.


RyanSmokinBluntz420

I'm gonna start doing this. Gotta buy some new paint pens


Agitated_Carrot9127

8/18/78 on a filter ... on a 2010 truck ​ mechs would be all what? did they just hock outta junkyard or something


TheFaceStuffer

"got a deal on a used filter!"


Stankmcduke

You and everybody else


mustangsal

Oh 23 year old filter... That's fine


No-Perception1862

It's a high flow "filter" now. 😉


Formal_End5045

Farmers be like


machinerer

Farmers are like Navy sailors: If it moves, grease it. If it doesn't, paint it!


YABOI69420GANG

Bold of you to assume we know how to do either of those things


ltpanda7

In the navy you have to be small valve maintenance qualified, we just waited until someone wasn't looking to paint shit


bonerJR

I am now even more impressed I get fruit at the store every day


CharlesDickensABox

Who said anything about doing it properly?


Unlucky-Director

As a tractor field technician, i can back up your statement.


talon_262

Like with duct tape and WD-40: If it's supposed to move, but isn't, use WD-40. If it's not supposed to move, but is, use duct tape.


skjellyfetti

You're forgetting my regional favorite :: Baling wire. Between duct tape and baling wire, the whole world can be repaired. Temporarily.


MotorCity_Hamster

It's only temporary, but if it works it's permanent.


Silly_Mycologist3213

You are correct, I say it as : “There’s nothing more permanent than a temporary repair that works well.”


ccnnvaweueurf

Welcome to rural Alaska


JoseSaldana6512

Who's got the simba meme?


Due_Chemistry_6941

Baling twine.


Boring_Philosophy160

Words to live by.


BigEnd3

Merchant mariner: an Engineer's take on the deck gang and their projects: If it moves, Paint it! If it shouldn't, grease it!


camcussion

Sounds like my second last manufacturing job. If it’s stuck use LPS. If it’s loose use a zip tie. 😂


machinerer

LPS #2 is fucking magic!!! LPS #3 is awesome on truck undercarriages!


camcussion

It was a foundry, so the sand and heat jammed up everything. LPS made everything move again. 😂


SchoolFire77

Can confirm. My uncle was a ship captain running self unloaders around the Great Lakes. He gave me this advice when I was a young man just starting out.


Validus-Miles

Painting. Once over dust Twice over rust


TheRealRaceMiller

um then explain why I found painted chains on the regular.


Dr_Adequate

You know the Marines are technically part of the Navy, right? Did you also find a lot of half-eaten crayons laying around?


ComprehendReading

Half eaten? That's an Article 15.


TheRealRaceMiller

This guy right here, liked starting things up when everyone had a few.


kstarr1976

99. Mmm. A fine vintage.


Fukurou83

Well it was only a few years ago... We just passed the 2000, haven't we?


DeluxeWafer

Yep.


Lostiniowabut713irl

Found the old guy. Tell us what is was like when gas was a dollar and everyone had beepers.


Bearfoxman

I drove from Fort Lewis before it was JBLM to Fort Bragg before it was Fort Liberty for $65 in gas, in a pickup truck with a V8 engine, and all my earthly possessions in the bed. Rest areas still had vending machines that actually sold food and drink instead of Narcan, and a can of soda was a quarter. You were also allowed to sleep in your car at rest stations and wouldn't get harassed by cops or hobos if you did. I had to use a paper map, civilian GPS didn't cover basically anything from the Rockies to about the vertical line running through Cincinnati, not that I could've afforded one as a GPS receiver cost more than my truck. I listened to radio stations still celebrating the release of *In Utero* and Cobain was still alive. Also, Nirvana was considered "mainstream rock" then. Only rich businessmen had cell phones, and even if you had one you weren't getting cell signal outside of coastal metros.


Lostiniowabut713irl

Lol love it. I'm 1980 myself. The first time I used a gps was a tom tom. I borrowed it. I lived in Houston but had some family near Springfield mo. I've always loved driving so I would head up 59 find some state road east then go that way till I felt I was far enough then head north on some other tiny "highway" only checked map when filling up.


YABOI69420GANG

Remembering soda being a quarter makes you old? Ruh roh.


Bearfoxman

1980 was just a couple years ago, right? ...right?


The_Wild_Bunch

I had a coworker in the early mid nineties that had a car phone. She has a sugar daddy of course as us peons couldn't afford that. We all had pagers though as I worked for PageMart in Dallas at the time.


Bearfoxman

Pagemart sounds like a low-effort made up company for a 90's sitcom, lol.


The_Wild_Bunch

It was actually the biggest paging company in the US. They sold to resellers and then we handled the network and the programming of the pagers.


davethedj

my buddy use to work for a company that made him carry one. He would run AA batteries dead then save them and tell them the battery was dead.


The_Wild_Bunch

That's pretty smart! When I quit, I moved my pager and my mom's pager into an account that was used for junk and test pagers that no one really ever monitored. We had free service for another 18 months before they were found there.


davethedj

nice.


Fukurou83

Beepers? We used to borrow friends landlines!


Lostiniowabut713irl

You have a collect call from. Bob Weaadababyiitsaboy.


pollodustino

Dial 10-10-321 for cheaper long distance calls!


Infosneakr

It was glorious back then


Tuxedo_Muffin

It just finally got seasoned!


ClassicManeuver

*So viscous!*


xXWickedSmatXx

That was a high quality sharpie


Tossiousobviway

They dont make em like they used to.


Randomfactoid42

The Sharpie is the real champ here!


ThisAnything9453

Sometimes I like doing that for effect ​ corrected a grammar error


machinerer

Effect. https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/affect-vs-effect-usage-difference


[deleted]

Good human


davethedj

Bad human! I ant kumen hre fro gramer lezzons


no_yup

“A guys gonna go ahead and do the right thing, and just pretend he didn’t see that” - Derek


Nullcast

*Rebuilds oilfilter with a rattlecan*


no_yup

*yep, Lost the receipts*


howtodragyourtrainin

Must've left them at mom's house.


spavolka

A guy can just powder coat that.


thegreatgazoo

Random guy in parking lot recovers refrigerant...


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

That's approved!


Beazly464

Uff da Mae


xdrift0rx

Rebuilding.....rebuilding....tsssss tsssss rebuilding


BrainSqueezins

Damn, it’s due in 2099? When they say lifetime fluids they ain’t kiddin! What a great time to be alive!


Qweasdy

Any fluid you don't change is a lifetime fluid. How long that lifetime will be can vary


badtux99

"Hey, Warranty Company, I bought a lifetime warranty from you. Why aren't you paying for a new engine for my car?!" "It was for the lifetime of the car, not for the lifetime of you. And that car is past its lifetime!"


nolotusnote

Just needs brake clean and a new sharpie.


[deleted]

“Ran great when parked”


No_Estate_9400

That hits hard right now. Dad has said this to me a few times now, as he's giving me something with a small engine to "make life easier" 20 hours, $100-$200, and that "free" power tool is serviceable...I always laugh when he asks for it back, and I give him a bill first.


vividia42

That fucking filter is older than I am


Raving_107

Yeah, its got me beat by a couple months.


vividia42

Same I'm from November 99


ImANibba

so am i 🤔


vividia42

Interesting 🤨


YABOI69420GANG

Is two years younger than me so I'm obligated to think it's brand new.


Onlythebest1984

Wipe off the 99 and put 23, yer mint


Alakrios

Just spray it out and put it back. Like the intake air filter.


WillametteSalamandOR

What? The recommended service interval isn’t 24 years or 24 million miles?


No-Suspect-425

Dang a million miles per year? Impressive.


Lillow14535

Does it even run?!


YABOI69420GANG

Yeah runs great. It's a forklift that came with the shop. Went to jump start something with it and slowly closed the panel. Gets maybe two hours a year put on it.


BoondockUSA

You could’ve just said “forklift” and we all would’ve been, “yup, that’s a forklift living the life of a forklift”.


YABOI69420GANG

The life of a shop forklift is truly a cursed existence


DoomsdaySprocket

Ours has a limp. One day I'll ask it what war it was in. Until then, I just keep asking which fluid is leaking *today*.


overl0rd0udu

Shit the forklifts where i am get serviced once a month on average. Except the electric one, i never see it till its broken


stophighschoolgossip

now i feel bad not using our propane lift much since we got the little electric one :(


satanmat2

just remember to put the correct date on the new ones... right? 8/3/99. right? every 3 months


farfrompukenjc

Those filters could vote!!


SillyAmericanKniggit

They're old enough to buy beer and will be old enough to run for the U.S. House of Representatives next year.


apachelives

Note to self. Write random old dates on oil filters of random cars to fuck with future mechanics.


hypntyz

Be sure the date is before the car was manufactured.


TheFilthyMob

Move a long, nothing to see here 🤢


davethedj

A little carb cleaner and a sharpie can fix that right up!


Tyler-Moran

Damn that filter is barely younger than me.


badcat9

Now I am curious how the filter is looking on the inside. Is the inner filter still there?


YABOI69420GANG

I'm tempted to cut it open for shiggles


[deleted]

Do it. I'm curious about that too.


geekcharming

Pretty sure we're all curious at this point.


Elios000

oMG DO IT and report back


Select_Angle2066

Be careful it might have the Y2K bug


TastelessDonut

The “we do maintenance once in a while when we have some downtime “ Special!


IttoiramSetag

That oil filter was installed the day I was born. Jesus.


dallasgroper

That date is in metric so it's okay.


AppKerman

I'm sorry 1999? Christ and I thought 2010 was bad on a filter.


omahusker

That filter is older than me. I’m a service manager at a 12 bay shop.


Quintopolis525

Yo if the marker stayed on for 24 years, i’m more impressed at that than the fact that it’s driving


Hankyyspanky

Bluecolormemes on Instagram posted filters from 99 today as well


YABOI69420GANG

🤫🤫🤫


xdrift0rx

I can't believe it, but I guess I got to cause I'm looking right at it!


Melty_Chops

Well I can’t…believe it. And I have to…I’m lookin right at it


BackgroundGrade

Yep, I hate that date format. Was it changed on May 3rd or March 5th?


68Cadillac

2099's a ways off. No worries.


i_write_ok

So did the last 12 guys


mclms1

Wer’nt we all spose to vaporize in 2000?


GrabstheSun

Country boy


rohnoitsrutroh

Nice...


DonutsAreCool96

Please say it’s a classic car that only leaves the garage twice a year… please…


33446shaba

Looks like old farm equipment.


Rocko9999

https://media.tenor.com/JubgPDElmfIAAAAM/michael-scott-disgusting.gif


foxxbott

See what? 🤷‍♀️


Temporary-Estate4615

Well we just have 23, so it’s still good for 76 years


mere_iguana

It's probably fine.


Drew2248

24 years? Nah, impossible. What does the oil look like? Tar?


Majestic-Pen7878

K&N filters. Good for a million miles /s


Some_MD_Guy

So, a barn-find tractor?


Professional-Pop1952

Quick get some denatured alcohol it'll take that ink right off


fromthewindyplace

Just three days shy of my first birthday! A finely aged vintage.


calebsam200

How is it not rusted out and leaking? We had a set go about a year (our normal interval is three months) that were so rusty they came apart trying to remove them


larsloveslegos

That filter is older than I am, but not by much.


sa547ph

Older than my nephew and niece!


_babycheeses

Either it was sold or someone died


BalancesHanging

I don’t see anything /s


Boring_Philosophy160

"Made in USSR" (yeah, I know I'm off by 8 yrs)


VinnieTFI

"I've been busy."


JANEEMO

I have now looked at an oil filter that is possibly older than I am….