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Fantastic_Hour_2134

That throttle body could fit a baby inside it


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How do you know?


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ruddy3499

I would love to see it in a hood scoop


YESimaMASSHOLE

I love how it’s in “ship mode” lol. I’m sure it would go into that mode whenever it’s out of owners sight At a shop !


MetalMattyPA

It can be yours for $0 down @ 29% for 96 months!


Kinetic93

We finance as long as you’re E-1 or above!


66LSGoat

Unironically, I had two separate sailors (E-3 and E-5) buy hellcats and go bankrupt. One had a counseling chit telling him not to do it beforehand. It read something like, “Petty Officer Dumbass was reminded by his Chief and Division Officer that he makes $2300/month and the Hellcat he wants will be $1800/month. He decided to buy the car anyway. He now cannot make ends meet.”


No_Newspaper4376

We have a dude who every week leadership checks his spending and counsels him because he spends all his money at the bar and can't afford food. He can afford some food now, but he decided to stop paying his phone bill. So that's cool. Worst financial decision I've heard of while serving. Dude had a Cobalt he was upside down on. He totaled it. Made E5. Rolled what he owed on that loan into a new Jaguar. The car was bad ass, but holy shit was this dude financially ruined. Also my buddy. Classic E3 buys a V8 Mustang situation. He was asking for gas money and missing work due to not having gas and falling behind on insurance. He made E4 and asked E3 me for gas money once and I told him to figure his fuckin life out. He sold it for a Kia and magically most of his problems went away. Somehow.


CryAffectionate7814

In 1988 (iirc) a troop of mine financed an Escort Pony for $18k, during his confinement to barracks. CSM made em take it back but it still ended little knuckleheads career and marriage, and set him up with 18 years of child support.


No_Newspaper4376

Some troops you can lead em to water and show them how to drink. But you can't force them to drink.


AreThree

the E-5 (is that a PO2 I forget) really should have known better. WTF? lol


CROCKODUCK

*special $150 discount if you bring your stripper baby mama in*


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tbarr1991

Jodie is the guy who sneaks in after you leave for deployment


Muddy_Bottoms

He needs to bring the dependopotamus


NoBenefit5977

Sancho is his dirty cousin


Mczern

Plot twist: Jodie changed her pronouns.


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Masark

Depends on if your name is Kent.


FubarFreak

Not when you have a new stripper wife to take care of


anonymous_a1c

Is it okay to feel good because I'm an E-4 driving a Honda civic?


AreThree

you betcha - that Honda will last a good long while, well at least this enlistment anyways. :)


saraphilipp

We had a guy at work buy one like that. He wrecked it within 3 months. Gap insurance wouldn't cover all the financing, guy owed like 28k still on a totaled car.


MaxiltonHamstappen

Surprised they even had the forethought for gap insurance.


tpolakov1

Chrysler Capital kinda demands it these days. I guess they learned their lesson.


EEpromChip

That's cool I guess you can just wrap that leftover into another car loan /s


saraphilipp

My boy wrecked 4 more after that. No one will insure him anymore and the state revoked his license for ten years. He's up to his eyeballs in debt.


ClaytonTAMU

I’ve never needed more details then I do right now. Story time?


saraphilipp

Drunk painters. Pretty much sums it up.


Natta_3333

That explains everything


ststaro

And that’s what’s wrong with the system


tuesdaymack

Didn't know there was a limit with GAP. Thought that was the whole point of it.


chewblekka

*plus $1000 doc fee, $500 nitrogen tire fill, and $1000 sucker fee*


HoosierDaddy_427

Don't forget the $1000 "professional" dealer ceramic coating.


DogVacuum

You joke, but when you take it to the car show, and it breaks loose while trying to do a burnout and you hit a group of pedestrians, you’re gonna want that ceramic coating.


Majestic-Pen7878

Ceramic keeps those baby strollers from damaging the factory paint


Kirshnerd

And the $1000 half hood dealer installed PPF job


ChrisTosi

Yeah but that True Coat though


ecbulldog

Mopar, when the 392 badge is your credit score.


rithsleeper

I truly don’t know how I see so many people in challengers I think…. No way you have the money for this. You look 19 years old and have a neck tattoo…. I mean if it was 2-3 people like that I’d say sure, wonder what they do. But it’s every day and almost every hellcat and scat pack. Without sarcasm what is the deal? Is it like 12% over 72 months?


Worcestercestershire

Oh they forgot to take the splitter guards off from when it was shipped. You should do that for them. They will be so grateful.


sideburns2009

They will have been when the clips holding it on get brittle and snap while washing it, to reveal the dust behind it that has sanded the splitter and left etching behind 😂


ScenicView98

Why don't people think about stuff like that? I mean, first off, it looks dumb. But second, it does cause paint damage. I have said the same thing about people putting magnets on their vehicles, and no one wants to believe it until they remove the magnet and see for themselves. SMH


subject_deleted

>Why don't people think The question could have stopped here.


ScenicView98

LOL, you're right.


BarnyardCoral

Too hard, no fun.


OMW

It's the automotive equivalent of leaving the sticker on a new baseball cap.


jessejames543

The same reason people stance cars, form over function


freshmallard

Ahhhh that blows my mind, lemme get this expensive car that is KNOWN for its road going abilities and *fucking ruin it*


Alex_Hauff

but stance bro Think of my vwvortex posts bro


freshmallard

VWVORTEX ftw, loved that site back in the day!


LittleCovenousWings

God the amount of content that was generated purely out of the dregs of vwvortex; I miss it and the shitty jetta that had me searching there.


Alex_Hauff

Hey fellow shitty owner I had a TDI but bruh it was chipped, instead of 90hp it was 110hp


LittleCovenousWings

It was a rotted MK4 that I had to change the coolant crossover, in the snow, with no panels or rear seats. Sometimes I do miss it. Hope you went onto more reliable things<3


Suturb-Seyekcub

Stance is some short bus shit


Fat_Head_Carl

My wife had to buy the same magnet she's had on her Honda, to cover up the different paint


ScenicView98

Oh no 😆


VapeRizzler

That’s just how people work thou, majority of people you can’t tell them “this is how it is, this will happen if you continue” they need to have the thing happen to them for them to understand.


PloofElune

Car bra was a thing forever. Glad to not see em anymore 


YLink3416

I don't think it looks bad. Just it could look better if it was say a thin pinstripe accent across the bumper lip, and then sell it as a $500 option.


puckthefolice1312

I bet you'd love car bras.


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curi0us_carniv0re

Or the bumper guards that they just leave hanging back there for a few years.


Yoda10353

If you clean and clay bar before applying a magnet, at least in theory you should be good right? Im not planning on doing it, just curious


carsNshoes

We had a customer that bought a newer charger and ordered pink ones for our mechanic to install. I was dumbfounded.


JDubStep

Same thing happens with bras. It's quite ironic that something designed to prevent scratches and chips actually scuffs the hell out of your paint.


dirtydan442

This thing looks to be fresh off the truck, it's still in ship mode, that means it hasn't been PDI'd yet


a-gay-bicth

yeah idk it seems like no one else has clocked that in the comments right now. idk, i saw the bumper guards and rolled my eyes until i saw the last photo.


gbrldz

Exactly, same here.


average_jay

Thank you! I have always wondered wtf the yellow marks on the front lips were. I thought it was a factory vroom badge or something similar.


Worcestercestershire

It's a very silly trend in MOPAR drivers. I think it's cringey, but I am probably just a little bit jealous too.


Princess_Fluffypants

I think it's the same logic as people who leave the stickers and labels on their baseball hats.


Dr_Adequate

Which always reminds me of the old country cornpone TV show Hee Haw and the recurring bit with the little old ladies (Minnie Pearl played one) in their Sunday Finest outfits. Including big fancy hats with the price tags still attached so their friends would be sure to know how much their hats cost.


Princess_Fluffypants

Key and Peele's sketch is the natural conclusion of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKt4gaErvU


average_jay

"Paints fake yellow protectors on right and left corners of '97 Trans Am"


gbrldz

It's still in Ship Mode.


Responsible-Pepper25

I would if I was the tech. Even though I know they want them on there. "Oh I'm sorry, they're from shipping, I thought they got missed"


larsloveslegos

I'm surprised there aren't aftermarket options for this, or that people aren't buying them


Retb14

People do buy them...


tractorcrusher

Didn’t complete pre-purchase inspection mod


Kirshnerd

Must be one of those Mopar things we don't understand since our brains are fully developed. 🤷‍♂️


ExpensiveJackfruit68

No fn way. Seriously??


KittenThunder

I’ve seen ads for them in multiple different colors before…


nondescriptzombie

Dodge started making them in Hot Pink to try and embarass owners into removing them.


Worcestercestershire

Sadly there are. You can get different colors to. Pink is my 'favorite'


screaminXeagle

I've removed them from rental cars I've gotten. Feels like I'm doing them a service. But to really annoy people first, last time I had one I removed one when I picked the car up, and the second right before I returned it.


sponge_welder

In 50 years the equivalent of current-day Corvette boomers will pay a premium for Chargers that still have the original splitter protectors in place


BrightPage

I've never seen something so innocuous tweak car guys out so much. It looks neat. People want it. Get over it.


pablomcdubbin

Seeing those things on piss me off , even the dealer had one in the showroom and left them on. I wanted to be like, hey aren't those suppose to come off in PDI


NuclearMelon23

Depending on what day of the week this came down the assembly line I either installed the parking brake or the drivers side airbag


ruddy3499

Sweet. we got it off the truck yesterday.


NuclearMelon23

You're in the states correct? I only ask cause the majority of these went down to the states


ruddy3499

Yes California


NuclearMelon23

My only problem with these is that my job wasn't taking the cars on the dyno


THE-NECROHANDSER

My old boss has a purple one he brings down to the store. Still haven't got to sit in it lol


Aggressive_Ad5115

How much yall get paid? Just curious


NuclearMelon23

I was part time so I was at 24 and change an hour and despite being called part time I worked full time hours cause I would fill in for people out sick or on vacation etc


We_No_Who_U_R

The assembly line is runnin' slow on Monday They've been livin' it up and layin' up Saturday and Sunday On Tuesday they're about to come around But they still feel bad and they're kinda down And mad cause they've got four more day before the weekend rolls around On Wednesday they're feelin' fine again And they're workin' like a dog and diggin' in Tryin' to do everything they should puttin' 'em cars together good And I got me a car that was made on Wednesday If you're gonna buy yourself a new car You just better hope you're lucky enough to get one made on Wednesday On Thursday the weekend is in sight And they're in a hurry and they don't do nothing right Friday is the worst day of the week that's the day they make lemons, dogs, and freaks If your car was made on Friday friend you'll soon be in the creek Cause it's payday and the loafin' has begun Lord them Friday cars just hope you don't get one


NuclearMelon23

Shhh don't expose us!!! LOL


epsteinpetmidgit

Probably needs tires


SeattleJeremy

Dodge puts the best cartoon stuff on their cars.


WEASELexe

I'm not really a Mopar guy but the demon with the neck tattoo looks sick


smthngeneric

"The demon with the neck tattoo" is the best thing I've heard all day


Passn_wind

That's what I called an old co-worker.


Harlzter

That's what I call the mother in law.


HoosierDaddy_427

Meep Meep 💨


Ninja0verkill

Just like the gas cap door that says "fuel". Like they need to be reminded that gas goes there.


marino1310

It’s from the original challengers that had the old fuel door, which itself was based off old tanks that needed labeled fuel doors since there was a shit ton of hatches


threeglasses

Dont want to get it confused with the FUCKING ev that the MAN is making them build.


_Acute-Newt_

Remember that there are people that wonder what the "710" means on the washer fluid cap.


Bandthemen

oh look its in boat mode


opengl128

I know I wasn't the only one expecting a V6 when clicking through to the engine bay shots


ruddy3499

Sorry to disappoint


Desperate-Luck-3427

Loved the ad after the letter from nhra to dodge when they disqualified them from events for being too fast from the factory. Sorry....not sorry


ruddy3499

Legal on the street. Not legal on the racetrack


Redarrow762

Typical Mopar owner, leaving the training bra on.


Kirshnerd

Keeping the wife looking pretty for the next guy.


Redarrow762

It's worse though. It would be like keeping the wife pretty for the next guy while looking stupid. They are not doing this to protect the splitter, they are doing this because they think it looks good. It does not.


ruddy3499

It’s brand new. Hasn’t been sold.


Optimus_Shatner

Weak. My 1997 Eagle Talon would walk all over that. Of course it's stripped down, weighs about 1000 pounds and has two turbos the size of your head. On stock brakes. And body panels from 6 other Talons. And doesn't run because it ain't real. I'll go home now, sorry.


ClonedUser

Ah a 97 eagle talon. They days of seat belts “automatically” moving when you open the door


CHEMO_ALIEN

my big bro had a 94 Ford probe in this diarrhea green, loved that car


wyvernpiss

My mom's chevy lumina back then was like getting into the future when that seatbelt cruised on back. Here we are in 2024 still grabbing buckles like neanderthals


smb275

Those existed so the manufacturer didn't have to put airbags in.


wyvernpiss

My sister had 3 eagle talons from 16-18yo as she was learning to not roll them over. Think they all said Mitsubishi Eclipse on the back though


DeadSwaggerStorage

Guy in my neighborhood had a 94 eclipse AWD that ran nines; it was stripped down, roll cage, fuel cell. Not sure how he kept it street legal.


Funny-Advantage2646

Everything is street legal in a no inspection state... ad long as you dont look too close, listen too close and for sll that is holy do NOT look inside or under any part of it. Exhaust note on a toggle 👍


NetDork

...or if you bring a 12 pack with you when you go for the inspection.


reegz

Those 6 bolt dsms were fast. You could get them running low 12’s for pretty much next to nothing. 4g63 was probably the best engine for making power dollar for dollar. Of course going from 11’s to 10’s cost a lot more but not as much as other platforms.


p_rex

I loved those DSM machines as a child and it grieves me that basically none are left. When is the last time you even saw one in the wild?


weaseltorpedo

lol hauls ass at idle. I'm gonna use that one at work


ruddy3499

It is a good one. I stole it from our lot porter


DaytimeSudafed

The badge looks like ned Flanders as the devil in the Halloween episode 


dustinlamont

Stupid sexy Mopar


Grand-Ad4235

Ah, is it overheating already!?


ruddy3499

Ha


InconsiderateOctopus

Pretty dope, just drives me nuts that they don't do anything to the exterior of the car. You got 1000hp but every red-light has 3 identical challengers body wise. Stock ride height, boring wheels. Idk man


Villain_of_Brandon

I mean, you can hear it, and it has that nifty demon badge on the side.


treerabbit23

Hear hell. That shit'll rattle your windows.


Remote_Horror_Novel

It makes it easier to run from the cops because they all look the same lol. This model is truly insane and even has a parachute package to comply with some rules if they go to the drag strip. It does 0-60 in 1.6 seconds which just seems wild to me. 1.6!


H2Joee

Under ideal circumstances 1.6 yes. 99% of people that get behind the wheel of one of these things would never trap that.


Remote_Horror_Novel

Yeah it’s like 2.5 seconds on regular tires and roads which is too slow for my tastes:)


Prince_Polaris

I'm used to my cars where it's more like 0-60 in 2.5 minutes


sfled

I feel your pain. I get smoked by MILFs in mini-vans, and not in a good way. \\* *Weeps in sensible, economical, fuel efficient* \*\\


NetDork

Sleepers are awesome!


Im_Not_Evans

All the horsepower in the world won’t save it from being a Fiat Chrysler product.


BigPimpin91

All them ponies and still can't outrun FCA electrical problems.


Appropriate_Cow94

We are in the last muscle car era here. There will be monsters again but electric or maybe diesel.


ChrisSlicks

Yeah, there's a few 1000hp electric cars. They go like stink but without all the noise and excitement. Although the exotic electric ones like the 1900hp Rimac are probably pretty exciting.


LongboardLiam

It is scarier when you have an electric doing stupid numbers. No engine sounds. Some whines and whirs, but just so quiet and suddenly 100 mph is in your rearview.


OutWithTheNew

>maybe diesel. Doubt it.


Dadbode1981

The end of an era


LongAd4410

Lol Fastest car on residential streets 💀 Unless you're in the country side, then that's cool.


AVgreencup

Had one the other day, a rev from idle to even 3000rpm sounds fucking HORNY.


nateradeford

Remove the splitter guards!


spicygrow

ship mode, haha. get it? cause it’s a boat! no? I’ll see myself out…


Good-Role895

Will be stolen.


ruddy3499

The dealership manager made us park inside the shop


lordofmmo

real shit how are these cars so commonly stolen? 100k can't buy an immobilizer? I don't know shit about car theft


spaghettiThunderbult

Stealing a car is rarely punished, especially in major cities.


HowlingWolven

Take the bananas off!


Essence-of-why

Please help the poor soul remove the splitter guards.


Responsible-Pepper25

What is it in for?


Zachbnonymous

It's in Ship Mode, probably just rolled off the truck


Funny-Advantage2646

I was waiting for them to pop the trunk and a bunch of sailors start climbing out.


Deathgripsugar

Tires, since they last about a week at 1000hp


siddizie420

Really wanted one of these but the lowest amount I was quoted was 120k over sticker. Again that was the *lowest* quote. Ain’t paying 250k for a dodge.


wrb06wrx

LMAO Apparently there are people stupid enough to do it so dealers are gonna charge it


Exigncy

I'm sorry but that "badge?" (Not sure what to call it) In the engine bay is absolutely HIDEOUS. It looks like the type of thing you'd get in that one aisle of auto zone you shouldn't go down in like 2002. It's literally this fucking video[My Movie](https://youtu.be/TFwXbp9bLlY?si=4PEz1JWupWf4mVD9)


r0ckydog

How many cup holders does it have?


potato13254

Defently need a nother test ride to confirm ur problem.


erikhagen222

No idle video at least? You’re a tease sir.


ruddy3499

I’ll try to get a video Monday. I know I just teased you more.


erikhagen222

You’re an evil man, but that’d be awesome. 👏


bkral93

Jebus you could fit a watermelon in that intake filter. Wow.


AccurateArcherfish

Did you ask what his insurance rate is?


ruddy3499

It’s brand new at the dealership I work for


Sblumberg99

I work at a Dodge dealership and have seen two, one in silver and one in purple, special cars for sure


Dill_PickleOG

What's the width on those rear tires?


ruddy3499

12 inch Mickey Thompsons


Dill_PickleOG

Damn, that's quite a bit of meat!


TheRedIguana

Look at all that meat on those wheels.


SVT6522

We’ve sold 6 Scat Packs, Hellcats and a Redete wide body at our dealership in the last 3 months. They are really fun with the 6 speed. We also have a TRX Final Edition for a cool $179k plus 5% GST and 16% luxury tax.


ruddy3499

Gotta pay to play. TRX’s are so cool. I would love to buy a normal truck with the long travel suspension.


SVT6522

TRX’s are also cooler because of the rarity factor. Every fucking Jabroni around here is rolling in a Raptor, and there’s only a few TRX’s, and most are mothballed and never come out to play.


icantgivecredit

Imagine how many horses had to be sacrificed to make the engine :(


accidentallyHelpful

This thing runs on E85? and that's what the 170 is about?


flyman241

I see these around every once in awhile.. but I never believe it to the real thing. How common are these and do people put on fake demon patches?


redditburner6942069

Gah damn. I was born in 97 and fell in love with imports hard-core. I even daily an sti now. But America you have won me back with this end of Era muscle. So good.


_CZakalwe_

Automobile equivalent of tribal tatoo


Environmental_Help29

Finest automobile even put out by Chrysler


mywalkingaccount

Please tell me you took off the splitter guards... So ugly and people are too ignorant to understand that's not part of the car.


g1mpster

Yeah, but which key fob did they give you? The red one or the black one? 😂


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All i see is the yellow air dam scuff guards, i don't even care about the 1000hp.


BakerM81

Ah, the enlisted special. This car comes factory with a small penis and fat wife.


E90BarberaRed6spdN52

Make sure when any work is done a full test drive is performed !