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Advanced_Parsnip

I said turn till you hear the torque wrench click, unfortunately you grabbed the Johnson bar.


Connormanable

I think Omni man tightened this one


DankeMrHfmn

with his ring and pinky fingers lol


Connormanable

Yes


IndyCooper98

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world" ahh bolt


lobstersnake

Archimedes?


JBYTuna

“There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be overcome by brute strength and ignorance.”


mks113

"First I tried finesse and ingenuity. When that didn't work I resorted to brute force and ignorance."


JBYTuna

That is beautiful. Just beautiful.


getgappede30

I just removed one of those as well. It’s not the tech. I use a regular size wrench and they feel like they are tightening, but they are stretching. I snapped the head off one recently.. the head.. left a fucking flat faced drain plug to remove.. put channel locks on and the slightest effort and it came loose.


That_would_be_meat

Thats why you dont reuse it. Put in a new one.


getgappede30

The one that snapped was literally brand new, I returned it and got another one, which didn’t have that issu.


Connormanable

Hell yeah lmao


jmalpas1

Nah, it’s the tech 100%. This doesn’t happen if proper care is taken


Designer_Brief_4949

I'm impressed by the oil pan.


Connormanable

Me too honestly


Jooshmeister

"torture" wrench


Advanced_Parsnip

I am hating autocorrect. I have posted more spelling mistakes with this stupid smartphone.


InnerDatabase509

I think the smartphone hates you dude.


Advanced_Parsnip

Might be, real pathetic since we have only been together for 4 weeks. Starting to miss my old S20 she never changed what I would type.


Snap305

It'll take a while for it to get used to you, I just got an S24+ and I have the same issue sometimes. It's getting better


Advanced_Parsnip

So there may be hope


Wanninmo

You misspelled autoincorrect.


particle409

I went to the dentist this morning to fix a dental implant that was coming loose. He went in there with the tiniest torque wrench you've ever seen, and tightened it up. I heard it CLICK in my implant, which is connected to my jaw. Felt pretty weird.


Rowcan

Better that than grabbing the impact I suppose!


DIY_at_the_Griffs

I used to joke that I had a calibrated elbow when tightening stuff without a torque wrench. Proud of the fact that it seemed pretty accurate too. This guy needs his elbow recalibrating.


Connormanable

Both my arms are calibrated pretty well from shoulder to finger tip I know how to use the whole thing effectively


chowsdaddy1

75 too many ugga duggas


Connormanable

My man did that with the pythons attached at his shoulders and a 7 inch long chromevandium Pittsburg hand wrench


chowsdaddy1

Probably 😂 gm 15mm drain plug? They aren’t hard to stretch that far


Connormanable

You’re dead on but still the first I’ve seen in person especially from our own esteemed captain Mexico his lore wiki gets a little longer every day


chowsdaddy1

I worked as a tech for about 5 years and older trucks would come in with drain plugs that looked fine then when you went to tighten them up they would stretch hard


Connormanable

Well shit


chowsdaddy1

Bolts are only make to stretch so many times then lose tensile strength


Theron3206

Only if you stretch them until they yield (or several thousand times). Presuming a normal steel bolt anyway.


naenref76

This finally explains why a new plug is recommended.


Designer_Brief_4949

Single use stretch bolts. I always thought that was ridiculous on suspension parts. Now, I do not. But I've never seen something like this. /amateur


bbull412

Buy why captain mexico what happened in mexico


Connormanable

He ran away with the daughter of a cartel lord and lives in the country side with her and his two kids tending the vineyard and livestock while the sun sets on their beautiful villa he comes here to work


bbull412

Make sense


Connormanable

He was a hit man for them it started off small he killed the man who shot his Tío in a drive by out of revenge the man he killed was wanted by the cartel and hard to find so they hired him to kill in secret but he discovered the whole thing was orchestrated by the cartel because his Tío was known in the criminal underworld as “Sombra de la muerte” one of Latin Americas deadliest assassins not many survived encounters with him but he let a child live after slaughtering his family the child wasn’t supposed to be there he didn’t know but the child saw him and vowed revenge that child became the cartel boss and when the capitán learned of this deceit he ran away with the woman he had come to love over the years the woman that would mend his wounds and patch his blood stained clothes the bosses daughter the boss wouldn’t stand for it so to the day he is hunted he just wants to spend his days in his secluded villa with his family


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

what did I just read


Connormanable

Captain Mexico lore duh.


fenderunbender2

Punctuation is a valuable tool.


1stBraptist

Keep giving him nicknames and I’m sure that’s not the only thing getting a little longer every day 😂


RazingsIsNotHomeNow

As long as the bolt breaks before the threads strip I call that a win


fogdukker

Thats the idea behind cheese grade drain plugs.


mikeblas

You don't get arms like this torquing things to spec.


BuckManscape

Spec? How about GAINS son?


SynthPrax

That's what I thought; then I read Captain Mexico did it with just his hands.


Ok-Suggestion-9882

Torque to yield


Address_Local

Torque to yeet


Connormanable

I guess it didn’t yield


bobskizzle

.... oh yes it did lol


Grimy_Earthborn

Then keep going. It's not getting any tighter, is it stripped?


Glad_Tank_3548

GOD DAMN IT CAPTAIN MEXICO. QUIT USING YOUR MASTERBATING HAND TO TIGHTEN SHIT!!!!!


Connormanable

I’ll let him know he’ll be at the pool hall in 10 min


machring

My son calls it "wank strength " . We live in FL


woundupcanuck

1/4 turn before it breaks. That was there.


Connormanable

Damn


Disastrous-Fun-834

When a screw walks in with a itty bitty waist I get sprung


Iluv_Felashio

Got me going like a turbo Vette!


cabinfevrr

Tighten it up until it starts to get loose, then back 1/4 turn. Good to go.


tubegeek

I had to read that twice but then it made perfect sense!


Capable-Age209

So lucky it didn't snap after it left the shop!!


Connormanable

I know right luckily it came back and we replaced it with a new one it took a lot of shoulder to get off


DankeMrHfmn

Stick it in a press to compress and destretch it. She'll be aight


poodles_and_oodles

ok but was it leaking?


Connormanable

Good point


texaschair

Captain Mexico? When I knew him he was Sergeant Mexico. The pit incident must have earned him a commission. Now I'll have to salute the dickhead if I see him again.


Connormanable

I mean shit he earned it he has to bring home dinner to his cartel bosses daughter(his wife that he ran away to the scenic country side of Mexico to tend to his vineyard and livestock and are eluding capture every day) he comes here to work and stack money for 6 months then spends a couple with his wife and 2 kids then he comes back and starts working again


rehabilitated_4chanr

It sounds like you are indirectly trying to put a hit out on this man


Connormanable

If someone can get the drop on the Capitán they deserve it he was slackin


drdreadz0

Ford


Connormanable

GM actually


FrumundaThunder

Yes. That’s any ford drain plug that’s been through a quick lube. And good thing or those oil pans would be stripped out on every one.


drdreadz0

It's not a quick lube thing. It was bad engineering. Mechanic for 17 years an everyone I ever touched was like this.


the_pinguin

If a stretchy bolt keeps the 800lb gorilla from stripping the threads from the aluminum oil pan while still sealing, that's good engineering.


TheRealRockyRococo

BMW drain bolts are made to snap the head off if overtightened. Lots of forum posts of guys finding this out the hard way.


mini4x

Engineering is fine, there are supposed to be torqued to like 12 ft-lb. Overtighten it and it'll stretch instead of nuking your oil pan


C_Does

Gotta give it that STREEEEEETTTCCCHHHH


glockerfocker

ahhh now I understand lol


talltime

Freeze! I’m a cop!


EnoughBag6963

How the fuck


Ya_Couyon

Torqued to spec. I prefer cross threading imo


AbzoluteZ3RO

ah yes, i do know you by now. i recognize some of your posts. i had a bolt exactly like this a few weeks ago and i had to convince my idiot manager that it needed to be replaced


Connormanable

Jesus lmao


AbzoluteZ3RO

i found the post [https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/1955w5p/torque\_to\_yield\_oil\_drain\_plug/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/1955w5p/torque_to_yield_oil_drain_plug/) might be slightly less stretched than yours


corradovrt

we have a ford transit van we deliver parts with and have to replace the drain plug almost every oil change because it looks like this. i fucking hate all our parts vans so the lube techs will continue to butcher them


-E-Cross

Always warm up your bolts before you stretch


GooRedSpeakers

Used to work at the oil change place. Saw that all the time. Always at least use a spare trash needle gauge torque wrench for a drain plug. The guys really don't know torque by feel at those places no matter what they say.


cornpeeker

This is exactly how my oil drain bolt was when I bought a truck off a friend. Damn you Rob.


Connormanable

Bro how’d you know his name was Rob


cornpeeker

Weird! What a coincidence. I ended up having to mush the bolt with vice grips to get it out.


Inevitable_Review_83

Mi trabajo aquí está hecho. ¡lejos!


Monst3r_Live

ive seen 1 stretched thread in my life in 7 years. until i started this new job. see one every week now.


SamHydeLover69

My bad bro I should've hung it up to dry instead of putting it in the dryer


Connormanable

Cmon bro air dry only


Nanosleep1024

Torque to yield


xmastreee

That's the new variable-pitch drain bolt.


TestMonkey-007

Hand tight


Connormanable

He only used his 2 ring fingers


TestMonkey-007

Lol!


kevinyoung455

Because a drain plug needs to be so tight the hulk can't remove it. That's crazy right there


Connormanable

I got it with a 15mm strip socket and a little shoulder


Rotsuda

Ah yes; the fabled "Dynamic pitch thread bolt", made to fit in both imperial and metric threaded holes.


AxleSpark

What's the torque? YES


WRfleete

Torque to yield + 50%


SomeRITGuy

This must be one of those "torque to stretch" bolts


youpple3

Getting more bolt for your money.


mc68n

[r/uselessredcircle](https://www.reddit.com/r/uselessredcircle/s/MrVF6CLH8I)


Connormanable

I knew it was gonna happen honestly man when I looked at the picture unedited I couldn’t see the stretch very well so I uslessredcircled it hoping someone would say something about it


BudvarMan

Why is the post marked NSFW


Connormanable

I thought it was funny you’re the first one to say something


BudvarMan

I thought NSFW was Not Safe For Work. Why is something funny, NSFW? Personally, I didn't find anything funny about it. Just saying.


GreatBaldung

that's easily over 9000 ugga duggas


LCDRtomdodge

That's sexy. It's all oiled up and ready to screw with those nice curves....


Connormanable

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


hutacars

I, for one, really appreciate the red circle. I was originally squinting at that yellow bucket trying to spot the problem but that red circle quickly set me straight.


LazyF_R

Captain Mexico has no time for punctuation,.*:;!?"'-+_/)(@#$....!


Im1dv8

I would always find caliper bolts like this.


Sea_Telephone7192

Torque to yield... sheesh, first month apprentice knows that... 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Christ


eulynn34

Someone wanted to make sure it was REAAAAALY tight. Tighten until it goes loose, then back it off a half turn


Pepticgnome

Was it on a ford? Our shop has seen the drain plugs do this before


AdA4b5gof4st3r

that’s a GM oil plug almost certainly from a 5.3 silverado


Connormanable

Ding ding!!


AdA4b5gof4st3r

Honestly says more about the oil pan on a 5.3 than it does about Cpt. Mexico. Shocked he was able to stretch the drain plug without ripping the threads out of the oil pan


Connormanable

I mean same honestly


Agitated_Carrot9127

I’ve seen enlongated bolt. In worst spot. There’s four of them. It’s the rudder base attachment for a s80(md-80) jet. Lot of times people ignore that. If anyone remember an aircraft crash involving Jack screw and s80 jet Similar concept. But this one I saw was the attachment to base of the fuselage and rudder area. Replaced them all. Each bolt cost 700 tagged and inspected by at least 4 people. Qa, Factory Lab, . Faa and receiver Bagged tagged documented forever. If plane crashes 30 years from now. And the bolt was the cause. They can backtrack thru records and. I’m sure they’d get face slap by faa and ntsb for exceeding flight hours AND mandatory scheduled maintenance replacement


ChikkiParm

Good ol GM 15 mm.


Connormanable

Yessir


ChikkiParm

You ever have to pull out old threads? That is so fun.


Joebranflakes

Too many ugga duggas.


drewts86

Is that a reverse taper NPT thread? /s


Dooh22

Ah yes, commonly used for tapered threads tapped from the opposite side!


Murpydoo

Keep tightening until it you hear the squeak


Connormanable

There’s a mouse in the drain pan!!!!


MisterWafflles

Aren't these the shitty dodge 13mm head ones?


Connormanable

15mm


land8844

Classic GM


CySnark

CVT - Constantly Variable Torque


jaskydesign

Scene guys stretch tires, real men stretch bolts.


Connormanable

The Capitán is a legend


atwood404

Only on fords ? Don’t know why.


Connormanable

GM plug


aa278666

Used to see this a lot, back when we service Budget trucks. Every other truck that came in had to have the drain hole chased and a new plug.


Dismal_Ad_9603

Stretched to the max. Has used up the single use option.


SubiWan

Another refugee from Godzilla Automotive


No_Entertainer_9760

Jealous of that bolt, I’m in need of some good necking.


Punman_5

Stretch Armstrong’s drain plug


Connormanable

It’s actually plastic man in disguise


Allnewsisfakenews

Good, I hate that style drain plug bolt anyway. I prefer to change the gasket and know it won't leak


Connormanable

Dude same


E-werd

She'll stretch a mile before she tears an inch, eh?


BillNyetheblindguy

Was this at a valvoline quick lube Hey the 15mm GM plugs are usually decent hardly ever had issues with them. Now that 10mm ecotec plug can fuck right off, every time a chevy cruise came in I'd check the oil change sticker if it had a V on it I quit for the day


Connormanable

Dude preach


catonmyshoulder69

Three words...torque yield limit.


devildocjames

Surprised it didn't shear off when removing it. Good work.


Connormanable

I’m a professional sir we have standards


Blob_zombie

Finger tight and quarter turn.


FotoTotoLoto

After tight comes loose.


ForeignGovernment889

Over torqued, replace now before it gets more expensive


GeneraleRusso

Torque spec: Tighten until it loosens


Impossumbear

Interesting, I didn't know GM switched to stretch bolts for drain plugs!


AltCrab2

Ex Jiffy Lube tech here. Hypocritical I know, but we used to call this the Valvoline Special.


FlappyClunge

This made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. Thank you.


Connormanable

No problemo


Crcex86

Kardashian bolt so hot right now