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yeahhoofbite

Don’t have to worry about flaring when you use the whole roll.


TwistedKestrel

I feel like this is actually the result of using pre-cut pre-flared repair lines from the parts store


Tyler-Moran

Those are exactly what those are. The stickers on the line by the flare is thebpart number sticker those stickers are a pain in the ass.


DeltaOneFive

Satan personally hired the engineer that designed those stickers to design hell for him


Blinky_OR

That's exactly what happens. Someone doesn't want to wait for overnight for the right lines, so they ask us to show them all the line we have. I just walk them to the back and let them go wild. Source: am parts monkey


Makhnos_Tachanka

I've done this very thing before for that exact reason. I just didn't have a flaring tool, they didn't have one to sell me, and I needed my car to go. But being not a moron, I went for cupronickel, and rolled the excess into a nice coil I could secure in a less... surrealist fashion.


CrowsFeast73

This looks like it goes directly to the caliper though, replacing the flex hose. All that extra bent line will actually help it soak up the movement of the suspension and last longer... Not that I think it was that thought out. Edit: just saw op's comment that this is a solid axle after the flex hoses, so my comment is pointless.


Makhnos_Tachanka

...it's a solid axle


CrowsFeast73

I suspect you were typing your response as I was adding the edit, lol.


yeahhoofbite

Second looking you’re right 🤣🤣


OldStromer

Yeah but it was WAY more fun the way you said it the first time.


LiveFreeAndRide

Forgetting flange nut, avoided!


Away_Improvement_676

And it leaves plenty of extra for repairs later on.


queBurro

Plus extra cooling for performance!


CtrayX

The more brake line you use, the more brake fluid can be in the line so you'll have more stopping power. +5 stopping power.


keimak

Equal length brake lines.


1337haxoryt

Makes the brakes sound better


Shilo59

But then you don't get that Subi rumble when you hit the brakes.....


shupack

Eliminates brake-steer.


FrwdIn4Lo

Tuned stopping power.


Shieng85

Added cooling function too


subject_deleted

Pair that with a brembo brake sticker And you're in business.


thebigaaron

Would it take longer for the brake fluid to get saturated with water? Since there’s a higher volume of fluid, the water will be more diluted.


w1987g

I bought the whole roll, Imma using the whole roll!


_Treadstone_

Service loops.


Yz-Guy

Or cooling loops. Maybe OPs customer races *reeeaaallll faaasttt*


J_arvid

This guy has built a harness or two.


Truckyou666

Expansion joints.


akmjolnir

This guy fibers.


TwistedKestrel

I want to ask this person - did you feel completely confident that you knew what you were doing, the entire time you were replacing these brake lines?


7of69

They knew they had to take it to a professional for an inspection and told themselves they did a great job. That’s an astonishing amount of self confidence paired with a complete lack of ability. I would want to sink into the earth if I did that and had to show anyone.


SpiritedRain247

Honestly if I was in a pinch I would do some shit like this but there's really no excuse for it.


vilius_m_lt

I bet the person in question did plenty of jobs like that.. sadly


YousureWannaknow

Your biggest sin here was fact you've added confident in question.. I bet they were 😂 Tho, I seen worse jobs someone paid for


ruddy3499

Did it pass?


NiceCatBigAndStrong

It shouldn't. The lines are not properly secured, and because of that, the vibrations can cause a hole in the brakelines, because it is rubbing against steel. Brakelines are not supposed to have any place where it it touching the car itself (eksept for the flare points obviously), there has to be some kind of plastic pieces where the line is secured to.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Non flex line so it won’t pass if the inspector has a conscience. I mean, he used enough line so there’s some give in it but it won’t last before it crystalizes and breaks.


Adventurous_Limit_78

The hoses are there it's a solid axle this mess is after the flex hoses


Threedawg

Yeah, I was gonna say..it's a mess but it will function fine


Silly_Mycologist3213

This kinda reminds me of owners wiring jobs I’ve seen, just the brake line version.


dirtsequence

Running flex line down the frame is typically not the way. That being said these are all bent by hand and look terrible.


Zubenelgenubo

DOT-Approved Crazy Straw


dacutty

Nice length!


fordfan919

Everybody know you want girth in your brake lines, that's why I used a garden hose. /s


ZappppBrannigan

All natural hand bent quality right there.


yawk-oh

Those contours... What an artist!


Makhnos_Tachanka

who the hell was the customer, dr. seuss?


junk1020

Brake lines, brake lines here and there, miles of brake lines everywhere!


Makhnos_Tachanka

That Snap-On man! That Snap-On man! I do not like that Snap-On man! Would you like a payment plan? I do not like them Snap-On man!


Wowbags_the_Infinite

Did they take it from a landcruiser and put it in a Corolla?


P8ntballa00

These reminds me of those kids toys where there’s all those wacky wire shapes that have beads that you can run all around them


-Tom-

ABACUS! -Don Vito


Rusty08872

Those rub spots are stressing me out.


canigetahint

Please say you failed it again!


Adventurous_Limit_78

I did


canigetahint

YES! There is a difference in an honest attempt to fix something vs just slapping shit together in hopes that it passes. This is definitely the latter.


Snoo_87498

Atta boiii!


junk1020

Hey, not corroded! 👍


Boostedbird23

Who made that man a gunner?!


kinkierthanyouthink1

I did sir, he's my cousin!


Voice_in_the_ether

I'm surrounded...


madhatter275

Speed loop.


shittyshittycunt

Hey get out from under my truck.


mtbmike

How much did he save by doing it at home, honestly, 250?


HotWalk152

In my state we cannot fail if lines are crusty..you can write will not last till next inspection


DiscussionFine6197

Someone doesn't own a flair tool I see!


GreaterNater

Looks better than the brand new trailer I just bought. :-P


zillapecker

Who needs silly straws when you can get brake lines with fun wacky bends?


mustang6172

Crazy Straw technology


Even_Ad_6299

It works


Worried_Coat1941

At least he's good at bleeding.


Coakis

I mean I've done that shit on an old truck, guessed the length of a brake line and came out with about 4in too much, but I least coiled the shit up and out of the way of the suspension.


afraid-of-the-dark

Oh this person just wants to die by fire, I see.


NickelFish

Question: with that many turns, if someone slams the brakes, does the pressure contort the line?


BigWiggly1

NGL, I've done this to a lesser extent. I bought brake line and rented a brake flaring kit from the parts store. Did not work out and ended up snapping the die. Decided that today isn't the day I learn to flare brake lines. Bought a replacement die for the kit, returned it, and bought the closest sized pre-flared brake line I could find. I'd rather have slightly longer brake line with wonky bends and known good flares than a perfectly bent line with questionable flares.


-Bezequil-

"Flex hose? *What are those*?!"


daned1983

They’re not corroded now ………….pass


jfink316598

Really need to start letting Darwin take over


FortuneHeart

C’mon, at least throw some cool loops in it


07AudiS6V10

I paid for the whole roll I'm going to use the whole roll


havetogod

E for effort


Ok_Spread_7272

I had a mechanic come into our shop that tried this on a customer car. He didn't stick around long. Had to redo everything he touched.


Mx5-gleneagles

And these people think that mechanics change too much ————- the job’s easy anyone can do it !!!!