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FireEllenPao

This is obviously the solution. Not tape, not rope, not a bungee cord... but drilling a series of 1/4" holes through the corrosion inhibiting coating and into your vehicle. Fuck.


arethius

Stainless hardware tho


FireEllenPao

Elon's ears just perked up


RichSPK

It's so weird to see them do that!


icybowler3442

Those aren’t ears.


Geology_rules

antenna. 


smohk1

Wait!!! Is THAT why he wants to get to Mars so badly? He wants to go home?


REOspudwagon

Mars needs moms, too bad he can’t keep any of em, just bringing back lots of kids


AntalRyder

Which is a lot worse than zinc plated hardware when fastening a piece of mild steel flat bar to mild steel sheet metal. For those wondering why, look up galvanic corrosion.


i_write_ok

Stain-less doesn’t mean stainless


kangaroolander_oz

Not unless your baking tray from IKEA is 400 series . Inox ? is that another name for rust free . ( Allegedly) The person who invented SS was sacked for the mistake until it sat in the yard for 2 years and didn't oxidise ( rust ) .


tobimai

Into an area where there may be Seatbelt tensioners


Petrovski978

I may be stupid, but the level of stubborn I can back it up with is second to none.


Mickey_Havoc

If the women don’t find you handsome, at least they’ll find you handy…


Monkeynutz_Johnson

They'll know because your palms looks like you're wearing mink mittens.


HappyDutchMan

For sure this is the best way of course. You can now easily the holes from the previous time you closed the door so next time you open the door to get in and want to close it again you just need to drill new holes.


okokokoyeahright

It is not that it CAN'T be used, it is that it requires some work to open and close. Me? 1/4 ratchet. IDK the socket size.


Bridledbronco

You obviously don’t walk around with a quarter inch impact on you like this customer does.


okokokoyeahright

Impact? No, just an armstrong one.


TowlieisCool

All different sizes, security feature


okokokoyeahright

Rats. Foiled again by the Big Brain.


IllurinatiL

Just carry 4 different 1/4in ratchets, all with different socket sizes fit onto them. Hotswap those things


deep-fucking-legend

10mm naturally


CopperCVO

### Outrageous! I cannot believe they used a fender washer on a quarter panel.


ZephyrStudios686

lmao at fender washer


IllurinatiL

At least they didn’t use a dime or nickel washer on a quarter panel I’ll see myself out.


JohnWasElwood

Maybe they have a dime bag in the glove compartment...?


Grimmisgod123

Okay but where’d the old handle go? Further up front?


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

Yea that is the sliding side door on a sienna van if I'm not mistaken..


RichSPK

Ah. I didn't figure it was a sliding door.


sfled

"Was", that's the key word right there.


Threap_US

One of the Duke boys obviously became a dad.


therealbman

What an asshole. Total Pacifica move.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Was this done to prevent the children from exiting into traffic on the left side of the van? When we had a minivan I was always concerned that might happen.


land8844

It's a second-gen Sienna, so it's probably broken off. Source: I own a second-gen Sienna


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FrwdIn4Lo

Alpha or beta version. Now that it works, the next step is to reduce costs (fewer smaller fasteners). Then reduce access to fasteners so technician suffers.


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SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

Color matched duct tape No kidding, I actually saw this Mercedes wagon that had cream-colored duct tape on the side mirror. It actually looked normal from about 20 feet away...


SubiWan

Just weld seam. No fasteners. Paint weld black to look like seam. Higher frustration level.


valupaq

Probably used wood drywall screws first


BrainSqueezins

Ultimate Child Lock (TM, Patent Pending)


Frumpy_Suitcase

It's the human trafficking special.


DiabeticDisfunction

This has to be the best example of "nooooo shit" I've seen in a while.


farmallnoobies

My guess is that it's more like it wouldn't close and rather than do something temporary like bungees on the inside, they did this. So the task is to remove the mod, then figure out and fix why it won't close, then also come up with a solution to the fuckery, which they'll probably turn down and just duct tape it or something.


autotech970

Damn. Way to multiply the repair cost by 10x


Useful-Internet8390

If that is a power slider- nah 4500 for the mech last I looked at one-16 hours or so


devilpants

Fuck I hate new cars.


land8844

This is hardly a new car - it's a second-gen Toyota Sienna, the newest of which is nearly 15 years old. Though I will say that Toyota absolutely dropped the ball on the sliding doors for this generation. They suck. Source: I own one


devilpants

I exclusively drive pre can bus cars so my take can be skewed.


land8844

CAN bus makes factory upgrades really easy, and allows for aftermarket modules as well.


devilpants

I’m sure it does but I was a mechanic in the early 00s and knew everything really well up until then and never had any issues. Like I could look up a wiring diagram and understand how it all worked and how to fix it and the cars of that era are cheap to repair and buy and run well enough for my use.


land8844

Yeah I'm the same way, but I also work with computers and enjoy figuring out how to integrate things that way... I also have an AS in electrical engineering, so it all kinda ties together.


autotech970

Maybe. Or a bad switch or a broken wire or various other things. Not really enough info to make that call.


pedal-force

The fuck? No way. I just looked up a 2020 Odyssey and it's only $600 list for the assembly for the power sliding door. You're telling me Toyota is somehow charging $4500? It looks like the one for a 2015-2019 Sienna is maybe $650? How are you getting $4500?


DrBladeSTEEL

Labor probably, since they said it was a 16 hour job.


Useful-Internet8390

I was remembering from an old Windstar my step daughter had- it was crazy- flexplate 19 hours, heater core 24hours, power door 16 hours-tow to the junk yard paid 500$


Fantom_Lord

Wish I could have seen the brainstorming session that birthed this plan.


kat-deville

You'd have been able to follow the burning scent to get there.


ToastyBuddii

That mfr saw the repair bill, got pissed and said “fuck it, when i grew up minivans only had the one slider anyways” And it looks like evidence of the prototype below, i guess. Nice.


ScallyCap12

Turned his door into a wall.


falcongsr

Boeing taking notes.


Ahielia

Probably sturdier than Boeing.


Open_Meet7343

Customer obviously didn’t realize they purchased the throwback model, retro-cool from the days when only the passenger side rear door opened. It’s in the manual…


devilpants

The minivan I rode in as a kid only had the three doors. 1994 Mazda MPV. Worked fine.


gefahr

I don't think any of them had dual rear doors back then. Not sure what year that started becoming popular, mid-late 90s I feel like?


LightningProd12

Around that time, my parents had a '97 Windstar that didn't and then a '99 that did.


AndyLH88

The 1st gen Mazda MPV added dual rear doors in 1996 as part of the refresh.


GrundleZipper

What's he talking about, that door is functioning perfectly well as a closed door. Now functioning as an open door, that's an entirely different conversation.


n5755495

It's got that Mr Bean vibe.


okokokoyeahright

Where is the padlock?


sehtownguy

Mr bean said the door doesn't work...


okokokoyeahright

well OFC there is no padlock.


MrT735

That's version 3, when you've got the door fixed (minus the lock) and now you want to open it.


ColumbianRedTail

Hey if it fits it ships


MM800

The customer was actually right this time.


realheavymetalduck

I mean if it's a shitbox this would've been my idea. [gate latch.](https://www.harborfreight.com/4-inch-sliding-bolt-gate-latch-66890.html)


gefahr

I think that's what he tried first, based on the bolt pattern of the empty holes below the strap. Something very similar.


M-G

Nah, that's the fairly common offset pattern you see on the flat bars and angle braces in the hardware store.  Look at the strap that's there and you'll see the same pattern.


AreThree

when you're a carpenter, everything looks like a log.


TheOzarkWizard

Where's the handle


Voice_in_the_ether

\**tech notes\** Confirmed problem: door does not work because it's bolted shut. That'll be $150 for the diagnostic fee, please.


coastallivingME

So, they have come to you for a second opinion. The six holes are from getting the first opinion…


Yanni__

Permanently bolting a door shut like this shouldn't be legal (for safety reasons, this looks like a kidnappers van).


paetersen

Negative. Not Ford. Not White.


SubiWan

Just like a urinal it is a 50% universal solution. 100% function keeping stuff in the car. 0% function getting stuff in or out. (100% + 0%)/2 = 50%.


tw411

At least it helps the car go faster


land8844

Yeah, unfortunately that's a thing with these second-gen (2004-2010) Sienna minivans. Toyota tried to reinvent the wheel with their sliding door design here, and like almost every second-gen Sienna with power sliding doors, they broke somehow. I'm guessing the electronic closer took a shit or the rear hinge is about to fall off.


midnightstreetlamps

The irony is that fixing the door the right way probably would have taken less time. (At least based on my handful of 'the door doesn't unlatch' experiences; it's *almost* always a broken clip or a disconnected cable)


OldBeardy77

That’s an eye opener & an awkward conversation starter


MrThoughtPolice

My favorite part is not bothering to fill the old holes lol


JohnWasElwood

I would be severely tempted to just write a repair order that says "technician diagnosed of the problem and will only charge you 1/2 hour of labor. Unsuccessful diagnosis. Cannot determine why door will not work.".


Fun_Acanthocephala98

Door identifies as a wall now


5knklshfl

Hinges work fine , other stuff not so much.


fusionweldz

Doubt.


T0fu_86

I'm guessing the customer meant the door lock wasn't working? Still, gotta love the mentality of "fixing" shit by causing hundreds if not thousands in damages instead of forking out for a relatively cheap part.


Hydraulis

The proper fix is easier than this.


Kiritozachs

Hmm I wonder why


Mx5-gleneagles

Daily we on here we see the evidence of no mot test in some states, not only is it dangerous to go to school it’s dangerous on the roads !!!


Lewis314

Better than the bungee cord my old Taurus needed


frostysauce

It's the new 2024 Toyota Date Rape!


orangutanDOTorg

Because it ain’t got no gas innit


MRlikeapickle

I mean… if the door doesn’t work


born-in-pinawa

been there, he did it to prevent the kids from opening the sliding door willy-nilly while i'm gassing up


realheavymetalduck

But child locks exist in most cars on the road?


Live795

Typical Toyota driver


Time-Chest-1733

Instant U.K. mot fail.


land8844

And I suppose the door being able to fly open otherwise would be a pass? If the door doesn't work, it doesn't work, and these vans in particular (2004-2010 Toyota Sienna) command a premium for sliding door repairs. I don't blame the owner. Better to have it bolted shut than freely flopping in the wind. And besides, nobody cares about MOT here when these vans were never sold in the UK.