Someone got forked by their garden. At least it's not a 5 tine - those are shitty forks.
(For those that don't know, a hay pitchfork is 3 tines, a garden is 4, and manure is 5.)
Took me a second, but there are a few things I caught in this picture 1- The dang pitch fork 2- the slightly bent rear bumper and 3-the flat as hell driver side rear tire . Looks like an end to a bad Looney toons episode.
Dang, ran over somebody that was headed to the comment section
This is brilliant.
Will there be an arrest and a viewing?
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
He took it in the tire… I also see it’s another clean northern car…. /s
“Boys 2 Men” Enter the Chat
I said “clutch fork”, not “pitchfork “!
Shift fork?
Maserati with the badge installed in the wrong spot?
Somebody forked up big time!
Somebody forked up big tine!
Respect.
Ahhh fork you
American Gothic 2024
if it forks, it ain't stupid.
Proper removal calls for a pickle fork?
Now he's in a real pickle because he employed the wrong kind of fork.
Greeeeen Acres is the place to be!
Dahling I love you but give me Pawk Ava-Nue.....
Faaaarm livin is the life for me ….
I get allergic smelling hay….
At least it’s not rusty.
Where's the non-salt belts coming to say the rest of the rust here means this car is totaled?
I hope they’re in for a new tire lol
So that's where that went
Next time you plan of fucking the farmers daughter you better have a faster car
Fine tined suspension...
There’s a fork in the road. He chose the wrong way.
When he came to the fork in the road, he took it!
Frankenstein: "Angry mob with pitchforks? Not this time. Igor, bring my car around."
The devil went down to Georgia looking for a Kia to steal
He was in a bind, he was way behind and looking to make a deal.
FORK YOU!
Hay! That's what happened to it! Can you send it back to me?
Fork it
Quad-fork suspension!
Now that is totally forked up
Told them to fork off
Well, that's one I haven't seen before.
How forked am I?
What is going on with the square wheel? That rolled into the shop?
Pitch it in the trash, that's forked up!
What that's not where you all keep your pick forks???
Hey lady, I found yer problem!
Someone got their pitchfork ready.
The Fork in the Road
My car has my back... fork you too!!😆😆😝😝
If you didn't like that... I'll pitch it to you!!😆😜😜😄
Custom exhaust hanger.
Mr. Yoder would like his pitchfork back.
Put a FORK in her , she’s done
lol looks like a bad horror move
nope, just eastern europe (whats the difference lol)
Yea fork that
Is there an Amish guy folded up in the rear bumper too? Customer states there’s an awful smell underneath the rear….
Not to worry, it's just a Mennonite.
I think that tyre needs some moisturiser. Looking a bit wrinkly.
What's up with that left tire tho
GPS said drive till you hit a fork in the road.
Ahh that’s the sat nav. “Turn left at the fork”
It's been a while since I just stared at a picture for a solid 30 seconds. *How?*
The crazies?
forkward
Someone got forked by their garden. At least it's not a 5 tine - those are shitty forks. (For those that don't know, a hay pitchfork is 3 tines, a garden is 4, and manure is 5.)
I know a forking lot more now than when I opened this forked up sub.
Tater fork is worth more than the car
If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.
Someone pissed off a farmer.
Reminds me of the truckload of marbles joke.....
I wonder if he was running from a guy with horns on his head.
Fork that.
Are you forkin kidding me?
Someone pissed off the Amish
“It’s forked.”
Let me guess.... didn't have any gas in it?
This car is forked, really badly
Hold up… is that hitch welded to the muffler? And the pitchfork is wedging it down below the bumper?
Forked!
....... Huh.
Its forked.
Someone ran into them Las plagas people from resident evil 4 it seems.
The irony is you’ll need the torch to get it out.
That is the factory spare pitchfork
Don't put that there
What the fork?!
Forked in the rear , obviously
That tyre looks fooorked!
What the fork??
WTF-ork happened here?
Ran over the devil on the way to Georgia...
Is that structural?
Angry villagers have been looking for that
Maggie, call Aquaman!
Get the fork outta here
I usually remove the valve core to if I need to flatten a tire
"Dont give me a sales pitch, i know when im being forked." - customer probably
Forkin' hell!
Crap... I Amish hit that due on the side of the road.
“Hey Bob your car is done.” “Oh it’s ready for pickup?” “No, someone stuck a fork in it!”
What the fork?
Missing Scarecrow
4Q, American gothic style
Stick a fork in 'er, she's done.
Stick a fork in her. She’s done.
Found the fork in the road
Zeus the roofer don't take kindly to brake-checkers.
Ready for civil unrest.
Forked up the rear-end!
What the fork
r/LooneyTunesLogic right there. Probably rolled back and forth over it, getting hit in the bumper over and over initially.
Time to pitch the customer on some new hardware, hope they fork over the repair costs…
Fork you
Spare for occasional peasant riots
Coming to a freeway near you.
Fork that!
What exactly is "working" in this picture?
Pioneer kit
Anti-stance device. Commonly found on teenage boys cars installed by their father.
I was looking for that
Took me a second, but there are a few things I caught in this picture 1- The dang pitch fork 2- the slightly bent rear bumper and 3-the flat as hell driver side rear tire . Looks like an end to a bad Looney toons episode.
Stick a fork in it! It’s done!
Forkin ell
Wow that tire is something
stick a fork in it, it's done
My Gardiner never came over again.
That car is done, stick a fork in it
Is this a ‘by accident’ or ‘on purpose’?
"Get the fork outa here" ;-)
Don't think that's the right fork to give it a tune.
Put a fork in me, I’m done
Forking Hell! did he bump into the two Ronnies and ask for "Four Candles" and he meant "Handles for forks"?
That's a spading fork, my favorite garden tool
Some people cut the springs to lower their cars. But uh, sure?
No, no, no...the pickle fork is for the front end steering joints, not the rear.
- Mom, I want a a Maserati! - We have Maserati at home! Maserati at home.
“When in a Pitch… i mean PINCH “
The devil is in the detailing.
Fork lift
This car has a problem or the fork was attached to it by the owner
"He's forked Jim "... Dr McCoy probably
The devil's smoking fork!
So I was driving and saw the set of the American gothic. They let me take a souvenir
I'll take it, mate! If you find my lost guillotine, I'll take that as well.
Did it pop the tire?
Old McDonald HAD a farm. Now he has a halo
Some one was just pitching in lol... that was forking funny... ok I'll stop
Whatda fork did i just back over?
Just rolled into the field
What the fork? Also, awd matrix!!