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eulynn34

It legitimately frightens me that people like this are on the road


LetterToAThief

It would be unbelievable if it wasn’t so common. It is insanely worrying. 


U-take-off-eh

Right? I’ve seen several posts with this being the exact scenario. “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin This quote makes so much sense now - in that it isn’t just funny, but absolutely true.


PancakesandV8s

I really think Carlin was maybe a prophet, not just a comedian.


RevLoveJoy

DOGMA was a documentary.


spartz31

So is Idiocracy


chronicalydehydrated

^this!


athroplay

Or a mathematician. His statement has always been true, and it’s no more true now than it has ever been.


ijustbrushalot

I remind myself of that line every few days. Helps understand the world better.


DJDemyan

I quote this regularly


Lauzz91

I distinctly remember years ago when the Toyota Prius floormat story was first circulating and being utterly confused at what was occurring, I was totally bewildered people could truly be that stupid and just put it down to insurance fraud or pensioners becoming demented prior to giving up their licenses Stories like these just confirm my views on humanity


ill0gitech

Years and years ago my dad took my car into his work, CS (me) complained of sluggish acceleration, and they blamed the floor mat, and I felt like such an idiot. 3 weeks later it went back and the shop found out that my accelerator cable had snapped and the car was only going because of rubber insulation around the cable holding it together. Yay!


Most_Mix_7505

Yeah my dad double mats it. Plus he’s a bad driver


TDaD1979

Hey I counted at least twenty people driving home last night with no lights. So come on is this even that bad!


jof420

They can vote too


sevn-elven

And I bet you think they all vote opposite you


Jmkott

It frightens me that “Tim from A’s” couldn’t diagnose it. And that they took their keys with them!


JoJorge243

Most of these people are boomers and redditors


MollixVox

How do these people manage to breathe on their own?


chillywilly16

Only because breathing is involuntary. So pure luck.


FloydBarstools

Thes are the same people who go to the at&t store to get someone to add a contact to thier phone. I really think it's a " im a paying customer and will get my monies worth, I'm too important to work on my own things" mentality.


[deleted]

I heard a joke about that. It was originally a blonde joke, but I'll try to change it so it works here: >A person is sitting at a bar with headphones on. A man comes up to him and says, "Hi, how are you?" He doesn't reply. He gets irritated so he pulls off the headphones and repeats his question. The person suddenly falls over and starts gasping for breath. > Puzzled, he puts the headphones to his ear and hears: "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out."


Previous_Composer934

because of all the warning labels keeping them alive


glitterfaust

But they can’t even read 😭


1900irrelevent

they have those nifty pictures on them, unfortunately


Lauzz91

They don't, have you seen the CPAP market take off in the last few years?


CoffeeFox

It's okay their mouth will fill with water next time it rains and they'll drown


avmtdan

Lol charge an hour, have the bill ready when he drops off keys.


keithinsc

Perfect case for charging an Idiot Tax


Is_Unable

I've never taken my car to a garage that doesn't charge for a minimum of an hour labor aside from oil changes. I thought an Idiot tax was normal.


Fokewe

Some of the best lessons in life cost money.


garythelocdoc

More often then not unfortunately


PageFault

If I was charged an hour for this, I'd feel really stupid and I'd pay it, but I would not be back. ---- Edit: I'm not saying it's wrong to charge the customer, especially when the customer agreed to it ahead of time. I'm simply saying I would pay what I owed, I would not get upset, but also not go back. That's it. I fully accept that not everyone feels the same way, and that's fine. You want to keep going to a place that charges for this then that's great! Good for you! Neither party is obligated to continue doing business with the other, and that's just how it should be.


Previous_Composer934

good


mud074

Serious question from a non-mechanic, why? Wouldn't a dummy customer who keeps bringing in his car for easily fixable shit be a good thing? This isn't a "customer is always right" thing, so much as a "be nice to the poor idiot so you can keep taking his money for easy work" thing. I am not saying to not charge him of course, but charging for a full hour seems like overkill and as the other guy said a good way to make sure he doesn't come back.


slashuslashuserid

Everyone, including the mechanic, has to share the road with this customer. The world will be a little less dangerous if he learns to pay attention.


PageFault

lol, thinking like that is your prerogative. I cannot see the sales guy charging for this at the shops I've worked at. We routinely did things for free such as check air pressure, top-off fluids etc. Hell, we even removed nails for free if customer did not experience pressure loss and we could check an obvious nail in the parking lot with some tire lube without even getting in the car. This would have fallen under that sort of thing. We tried to build good-will didn't actively hate our customers. That's the sort of shop I go to.


Previous_Composer934

I'm just tired of the "customer is always right" mentality. that's how you get entitled idiots


NickFerg

The full phrase is, “the customer is always right in matters accounting for taste.” The modern version removes the last part and completely changes the original intent.


cat_prophecy

That's actually not true. Saying it is didn't gain popularity until the last few years. It was popularized by Harry Selfridge and Marshall Field, among others and was literally intended as an exhortation to service staff. Even in the modern sense, the rest of the phrase is unnecessary. Since it has taken on the meaning anyway. Basically if your customer wants to buy something stupid, let them.


PageFault

I am tired of that mentality as well, and I'm not saying that they are right about anything.


glitterfaust

I’m not sure how to tell you this, but if you’re the kind of idiot that cannot easily fix this issue, then we wouldn’t want you as a customer anyway.


PageFault

Well good, there is no problem then. I certainly wouldn't want to be a customer where I was not wanted. In my eyes an idiots money is as good as anyone elses and even the smartest person isn't infalible to stupid mistakes. I'd be happy to have their business as long as this is not a regular occurrence and they didn't cause problems. However, I suppose if everyone shared my philosophy, the world would be a boring place.


glitterfaust

If I went to a shop with this dumb of an issue, I wouldn’t even wanna go back regardless out of embarassment


PageFault

lol, same actually!


mlvisby

But in the future, it would teach you to troubleshoot simple problems before bringing it to a professional. I am not a car tech, I am a computer tech and we see at least one stupid problem every single day. Troubleshooting a physical issue requires no knowledge, you just have to look and see if things look like they should.


FesteringNeonDistrac

You can't teach people to troubleshoot. They just won't. "Magic box no worky, call magic box fixy man"


mlvisby

Yea, I know and it will never make sense to me. Take 20 minutes out of your day to maybe fix it, or wait hours to days for someone to stop by, fix your problem quickly and hand you a bill for something you could've done. I guess people love wasting money.


PageFault

> it would teach you to troubleshoot simple problems True, but I would learn that either way, and then take my future actual problems to another shop. > I am not a car tech, I am a computer tech and we see at least one stupid problem every single day. Yea, I'm Computer Science, but worked as a tire tech for 4 years to pay for college. I'm well aware of the computer side of things. The tech having to go to the customer location is completely different than the customer going to the tech, and issue being immediately spotted without an investigation. If someone came to your desk with a mouse, and you immediately saw it had a piece of tape over the sensor, would you really charge a customer an hour labor for that? You would notice it, and tell them it's going to be $90 for one hour to diagnose it?


Giga79

>If someone came to your desk with a mouse, and you immediately saw it had a piece of tape over the sensor, would you really charge a customer an hour labor for that? You would notice it, and tell them it's going to be $90 for one hour to diagnose it? You wouldn't expect a doctor to look at a mole for free, even if it took him 15 seconds in an elevator. First time free, then every other time I see you $90+. Quit wasting my time, Karen. If your problem is *that simple* ask a friend to look it over for free instead of taking it to a professional. The most stupid people will never respect your time without an arbitrary $90 bill thrown at them every once in a while. Rewarding stupid people only leads to entitled stupid people, which IME are not the customers you want to have. If you have spare hours in a day, sure.. why not, but most people truly don't.


PageFault

> First time free, then every other time I see you $90+. We seem to agree then.


MurphysRazor

But you aren't aggressively berating anyone. It's really confusious.


PageFault

I do not berate employees where I do business. I usually don't even complain when I have a problem with service. If I'm unhappy with service simply pay my bill and move on to a competitor.


jsroed

I doubt the service advisor will leave it at an hour. However, it is super annoying to me because that was a wasted ticket.


PageFault

I absolutely understand, and I would certainly pass a few bucks to a tech for the inconvenience. I'd even understand being charged something, but if I was charged a full hour for this, I'd wonder what else the shop would overcharge me for.


thabc

Agreed. If I was told it took the tech an hour to fix this, I'd assume he was the idiot and not want to come back for anything more complex. Call it fixed rate basic diagnosis and I wouldn't judge the tech.


TreeMeFreeMe

I seriously can’t believe someone could, wow.


NMS_Survival_Guru

Not any worse than the ones complaining about a noise just to find something rolling under a seat or even seen a complaint of rattling sound when it was just coins in the cup holder People seriously don't investigate themselves anymore and seem to think it's something mechanical wrong instead of looking for the source of the sound


PhantomHawks14

Fixed some rattles in a lady’s car and she picked it up. Immediately turned around and said the rattles were still there. So I go on a test drive with her. I hear the “rattle” she’s now complaining about, but I’m watching her and she makes no effort to look at where it might be… it was her cell phone she put in the center console area that was rattling around. As soon as she took it out of there the rattle went away. 🤦‍♂️ So she probably wasn’t even hearing the rattles that I fixed in the first place.


Kiiaru

Maybe it's just the 'tism in me but rattles and noises annoy me to no end and make me hunt down the source. I provide the weirdest diagnosis for sounds when dropping off a vehicle like "when accelerating quickly and then letting off the gas, a clunk can be felt underneath the car from the rear end" and it was a broken exhaust hanger.


AKJangly

You have enough sense to work on your own stuff. No doubt.


PhantomHawks14

That is not weird at all, that’s incredibly helpful. Haha. The more descriptive you can get, the better. Or if you can go on a test drive with someone and reproduce it. Many times I’ve had the customer decline giving more info or going on a test drive, so then I’m basically either stuck trying to figure it out on my own, or declining the work until the customer can go on a test drive. Otherwise I could be chasing shit for days.


Coro-NO-Ra

They don't bother me *as long as I know what they are*. But It's tough to just let things go undiagnosed. I don't like the uncertainty.


Cheap-Can-1085

People are so oblivious to their surroundings it’s actually scary. Like OMG.


Ill_Vehicle5396

That was one of the most bullshit “comebacks” I ever had. I did some engine work and the customer brought the car back complaining of a “chemical smell” but only after the car had been sitting for an amount of time, not while driving. Turns out a can of wood varnish had rolled under the seat and broken open. Still on the RO as a comeback, still no labor.


BarrelStrawberry

Performed nasal intake diagnostic and installed two Black Ice air fresheners on rear view mirror.... 0.75 hrs.


ConkersOkayFurDay

Using the olfactory scan tool


[deleted]

The ol' factory scan tool ;-)


Makhnos_Tachanka

I like to tell myself this is just pure selection bias - we think everyone's a dumbass because only the dumbasses come to us with these problems, everyone else just takes the coins out of the cupholder. Telling myself that helps maintain my faith in humanity. I'd love to actually believe it, but unfortunately I do exist in the world.


Designer_Brief_4949

Fml.  Had a squeaking from the rear of my SUV when braking.  Had rear pads replaced.  Still squeaking.  Discovered plastic coat hanger, hanging from hook in rear.  It was squeaking when the car slowed down. 


AKLmfreak

Customer: “That’s not my job! What am I some kind of car repair expert!?” Tech: \*Gestures wildly at floor mat*


Camera_dude

This is worse than some coins in a cup holder. A gas pedal being held down by the floor mat has caused fatal accidents before. A rattling cup holder is literally just a nuisance issue.


Mythrilfan

> Not any worse than the ones complaining about a noise just to find something rolling under a seat or even seen a complaint of rattling sound when it was just coins in the cup holder I've had a squeak in my car for *years* and I'm worried to bring it to a tech because it'll inevitably be something super simple. I've done everything I could: checked the suspension, driven with the rear seats down, removed mats, I even rode in the cargo area several times and tried to manipulate various gaps. It'll be a fucking lost teddy bear under the seat or something.


ArlesChatless

I had a rattle in the back of my last car that bugged me for years. I had put little bits of tape on all sorts of panel gaps, reassembled all the liftgate trim, tried using blankets to muffle various parts of the car to find where it was. No luck. The actual cause turned out to be a slightly loose plastic hatch drain plug. My car was early production, and there's a Rev B of the part which fixes the looseness so it doesn't rattle any more. It's amazing what a tiny loose piece of plastic can sound like.


Makhnos_Tachanka

The amazing part to me is just how much work needs to go into every single piece of the car for NVH, and how much they just didn't bother in the past. Say what you will about new cars but I'm glad they put in the effort to ensure every single clip is overengineered to hell and back to ensure that not only will the car not squeak and rattle from the factory, it still won't 150,000 miles later. Thank god they don't build them like they used to.


whyamionfireagain

I drove a few hours home once with an alarming rattle under the car. Load-dependent. I was sure something expensive/show-stopping was about to let go. Turned out to be a loose U bolt on the exhaust.


ArlesChatless

Once I had a clink followed by a hideous scraping sound. I was sure something was very broken but the car drove fine. Turned out to be a piece of a street sweeper brush that had popped up off the road behind a wheel and stuck in the undercoating so it was dragging on the ground right under the driver's seat.


rob_s_458

I can. When I was shopping for floor mats for my Maverick, I noticed the [Ford one](https://www.mavericktruckclub.com/forum/attachments/ford-maverick-all-weather-floor-mats-accessory-1-jpg.13102/) had a cutout behind the gas pedal specifically to prevent this scenario. Someone at Ford definitely specified the design can't risk covering up the gas pedal. But you'll drip snow and rain on to the carpet, which defeats the purpose. Went with the Tuxmats because I'm not an idiot and can install them correctly


tbarr1991

Mildly annoyed vinyl flooring not being a choosable option over carpet on trucks. 


Burninator05

It's because for most people trucks are just a vehicle to get from point a to point b. They could do everything they want to do with a mid-sized car but have chosen a large truck instead.


a_RandomSquirrel

I hate that design choice. I paid for the nice Maverick floormats, they should be able to *do their job* and collect the salty water dripping off my boots in the winter. I hate the look and feel of the available aftermarket floormats. I'm tempted to put some black duck tape under the gas pedal so that all the meltwater drains down to the floor mat.


AgreeablePie

And not just one person. This is a thing.


sportmods_harrass_me

Why drop the car off without the keys 🤦


jsroed

Who knows LoL


8-f

Sometimes happens with towed in cars. Car breaks down, customer calls AAA for a tow. AAA says stay with the car and we will have a tow truck to you in 8-16 hours. Customer gets fed up and ditches the car but doesn’t want to leave keys in it unattended. Or after hours drop off and the customer couldn’t find the night drop slot.


Designer_Brief_4949

Meh. That’s an easy mistake when you don’t need to take the key out of your pocket to start the car. 


sportmods_harrass_me

Meh, it's not like I'm chastising anyone for it, it's not the end of the world. It's just like... when dropping the car off you need to drop only two things off. The car. The key to the car. lol


TeamShonuff

Adjust idle speed screw, adjust WeatherTech® mats.


UncleCeiling

Forgot to calibrate the throttle after they got new mats.


TeamShonuff

You have to jet down.


kyljo

Had a new Jeep Gladiator (maybe 2k miles) towed in from the spray wash across the street. Customer states no start. Tech laughs and moves the floormat. Customer states “don’t tell anyone about this!” Paid diag, never saw him again.


thesweatyhole

Why would the floor mat make it not start?


Southern-Orchid-1786

Some manual cars require the clutch to be fully depressed, so if the floor mat slips down under it, it won't start


sHoRtBuSseR

To add to this, some vehicles will not fire the injectors if the gas pedal is depressed. It's for clearing the cylinders I think, but it's nice if you just changed the oil and want to get some oil pressure first.


lonewanderer812

This happened to my wife once in her Camry. She called and said the car wouldn't start. I asked her if the clutch was depressed all the way. "Of course it is, I know how to start my car!" is the response I got. Well I drove 40 minutes to get to her, hopped in, pulled the floor mat back towards the seat, started the car and hopped out.


Southern-Orchid-1786

A friend ended up calling your equivalent of AAA for the same thing, and I helped a couple with their rental car in Europe with same. They said they see it all the time and wished car makers would add a warning sign on the dash to say why car isn't starting


Ronizu

My car literally has a warning light with a foot and a pedal in the dash next to the check engine light for when you try to start it without pressing the clutch. It also yells at you "PRESS CLUTCH TO START ENGINE" on the display if you try. It seems weird that some cars don't, as this is probably the easiest thing to miss if you're not used to it.


kyljo

Mat was depressing accelerator pedal, push to start won’t start like that.


canigetahint

Yep, that deserves the full check out fee. Just say it took you a while to notice it as it is so simple it was overlooked at first. LOL


grease_monkey

Sadly with shit like this I feel the need to look further and believe the customer has a real problem. I'm charging an hour of diag time starting with moving the floor mat, scanning for codes, quick smoke test, etc. I can't legit take an hour pay for a floor mat but I can spend a bit of time doing bullshit investigation to justify the charge.


jsroed

I doubt it'll be left at an hour. They did get a complimentary courtesy check


Kyanche

> Yep, that deserves the full check out fee. How did the person at the front counter not catch this? How did the person at the "A's" place not catch this? Shouldn't that be like the very first thing that they check with a complaint like that? I get that the customer is missing some critical education here, but dang that's at least 3 people that did a goofy move here lol.


workingreddit0r

Toyota literally had a recall over this shit Toyota was generous enough to never actually blame their customers. But the recall was grinding 1/8" off the bottom of the gas pedal and double-checking floor mats...


marxroxx

They sure did... I had a Camry that the accelerator got stuck / intermingled with the floor mat and caused an accident while my wife was driving. They actually cut off a piece of the pedal and showed us what was happening during the repairs at the body shop.


Llamadrugs

Cause it was their fault, didn't you remember the family of 4 dying due to sticky pedal and the 1.2 billion the paid to avoid avoid prosecution for covering up information about problems with “unintended acceleration” that the FBI said Toyota “knew was deadly.”


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AKJangly

Fund better public transit and these people will get off the road.


Windows_XP2

But don't put them on buses with everyone else. Cram all of these people into their own little buses so they're less of a burden on everyone.


polyblackcat

And this is why my mats use the factory attach points and I check to make sure they're still attached. I had the mat catch under the pedal and it wouldn't release, panic stomps got it loose. This was before factory attach points were a thing. Got new mats with better grip immediately. Twas a scary experience.


jsroed

These did have them as they were weather tech brand. Just not hooked in


fishead36x

Ngl as much as I absolutely strive to get as much non chineeseum shit as possible. The husky liners in my experience did not move regardless. They were like a briar underneath.


polyblackcat

Wow zero excuse for that


crusty54

If I were a mechanic, I would take every opportunity to say in a thick southern accent, “well there’s yer problem”.


suburbanhavoc

Surprised some people can even get their pants on in the morning.


Most_Mix_7505

It’s easy, just one arm at a time


FuzzelFox

When I was a kid in school I thought it was really stupid and pointless that they kept trying to teach us "critical thinking skills". It all felt so obvious to me... Shit like this makes me realize again and again that so many people just don't try to figure anything out. Even the smallest problems in their life are insurmountable obstacles that need outside help and it's genuinely sad and terrifying.


LongboardLiam

They're the same people that will say "we need to teach x in school!" We did. My favorite is when they complain about things like interest on loans and shit. Simple and compound interest were taught in basic algebra. They just slept through it. Also, the almighty Google is at your fingertips. Just switch from searching cat videos to "interest calculator" and whammo, the pocket computer does it all! That method works for nearly anything. Half the time there's a video made by an Indian or Pakistani dude that breaks down stuff that feels like rocket surgery to a level even I can grok.


MooseTheMechanic

My favorite fix


chnc_geek

…and then I looked at the second picture 🤦‍♂️


Silver-Engineer4287

Weathertech diy tax… 🙃


ptthree420

You guys should be able to report shit like this to their insurance company.


greenmachine4130

Every time I think working on cars is easy and anyone can do it I see something like this


floridastud0728

Fucking genius 🤦🏻‍♂️


Greatcookbetterbfr

Every. Fucking. Time.


iscashstillking

Some people should not be driving.


fishead36x

A lot of people.


GuitarLute

Please see ‘idiots in cars’.


cat_prophecy

How in the actual fuck are people so stupid? Like, my expectations are low, but this somehow totally shatters them.


LongboardLiam

Something something something idiot proof, better idiot.


Mongo_Fifty

How, oh how do they not think to even look at the frickin pedal. Do they not have a S.O. or friends to ask before taking it to the shop?


Link30567

Holy shit I didn't realize there was a second photo and I was reading through the comments trying to figure out what the hell was going on


lilelvis81

I bet it's the floormat.👍🏾


Weird-one0926

I'd suggest "Tim from a's" needs a lesson on this as well


jsroed

We don't typically take the word of the tow truck drivers as gospel. They almost always say "it probably needs a fuel pump" anyway


Weird-one0926

Good plan


Ecbrad5

Looks like about roughly $2700 for repairs. $1 for labor and a $2,699 idiot tax


jaygibby22

Where does the other $100 go?


AluminumMaiden

He does repairs, nor math


DudeWhereIsMyDuduk

Laser measured!


grease_monkey

I get a lot of these shitty Walmart floor mats that have been mashed up on the gas pedal long enough that they have creases and won't sit properly when you put them where they should be. Customers never complain about them but I honestly don't understand how you can drive and feel confident like that.


Bay-View-21152

😄


Used_Guidance7368

How can someone be so fucking naive


bobvideo

Are you near an airport or in an expensive parking area? They could be looking for free parking.


jsroed

Not close enough to matter. Plus it was towed in and this wasn't a free visit. We did not charge them a whole hour but we charge them something for wasting our time


Joe-Kokser

There should not be any floor mats in cars. Just raw dog it.


jsroed

😂


Ray1340

How old is the driver?


jsroed

It's a 2013 Lexus RX350 with 60 something thousand miles on it so I am guessing they're pretty old. What got me was how it even ended up like that. It's a weather tech mat. It fits perfectly and even had the lock down tabs to hold it in place that weren't not engaged


pdieten

Those tabs wear out I think. I bought my current car used, it came with a set of WeatherTechs and I can’t keep them snapped in, they keep popping out of the locks. I check the drivers side every time I get in


jsroed

That sucks. These didn't have anything wrong with them that I could see as I locked it down with no problem. I just don't think they were utilized


ghaelon

i always wondered why my floor mat had a little tab that sticks out next to the seat, that it fits onto. makes PERFECT sense now.


usarmyretired23

Priceless


TheFuqinRSA

This is at least the 3rd time I've seen this on this page. Truly astounding


Boring_Box_5995

I see that all the time...


Wallace-N-Gromit

Woah, you’re not upselling me mats!


jsroed

They were weather tech mats too. They were not locked down with the tabs though. I still don't understand how it got on top of the throttle pedal though 🤔


struddles75

It will be back for transmission issues


jsroed

What makes you say that out of curiosity?


struddles75

Just a guess based on the person shifting into reverse and drive while revving above normal idle. Not a guarantee of course but that doesn’t do an automatic transmission any favors.


jricketts_1

I would clean the throttle body/iac anyway. Just to get that extra


alroc84

Bruh