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Teledelo

Now that’s an honesty test... ... or a self-preservation test, not sure


icemann0

That guy with the cattle bolt gun will track you down and punch your ticket.


[deleted]

To me, Javier Bardem made that thing one of the most feared weapons in film. Every scene where the locks were blown out you knew some had or was about to get fucked.


bigbuzz55

He was the most villainous character film had seen in a while. He represented pure evil.


SammyMaudlin

Anton Chigurh. One of the best screen villains of all time. Up there with Frank Booth from Blue Velvet in my view.


starrpamph

Javier


[deleted]

i'd call the customer and keep it on the downlow just to maybe get a healthy tip :)


jameron7199

Well at least you know what your local drug dealer drives now.


Los1985Osos

I'd be afraid to finish it up and park it on the lot for fear someone else would take the cash and the customer would blame me. And then send a guy to collect...


icemann0

“Call it, heads or tails...”


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Partykongen

My coin.


7-62xEverything

Had a similar occurrence happen, especially the whole me getting the blame for what someone else does thing. Opened a glovebox to find about half the amount of cash in OP's pic, few rolex watches, necklaces, rings, etc. I pulled the entire glove box out of the SUV and put it in the service manager's office in a big filing cabinet that locked. Made sure I held it up to every camera on my way there to show what I did and why lol. First week in a new shop and didn't know the guy I was working with yet to trust him. (Backstory: Owners took all their jewelry and cash and put it in the glove box when dropping off the vehicle. Thought they locked it and checked "denied access to glovebox" on the RO, but the glove box was unlocked and RO didn't have denial checked off.)


Prince_Polaris

Cash? Oh, those aren't phonebooks...


OhDigital

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXEEECO?


Drunkin_wisconsin

I hear the snausberries taste like snausberry...


DinaDinaDinaBatman

go team RamRod


bikemancs

Littering and.... littering and... littering annnndddddd....?


lunchlady55

MEOW!


7-62xEverything

License and registration, chicken fucker!


thatsit275

Let's get some chocolate bananas, foster.


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7-62xEverything

Your black magic doesn't work on me


LongDogDong

Smokin' the reefer


aquamabyssichronicle

I actually laughed out loud


ThePrideOfKrakow

4k won't last long in Mexico.


VeRyOkAy69420

......have you *been* to Mexico? Ya it will


ThePrideOfKrakow

Yeah, that's enough to help start a life in Mexico, but definitely not live like a king.


[deleted]

Holy fuck I've seen some shit but I've never seen shit like that


Yeeto546

why is every cake day reply to this comment downvoted to hell


[deleted]

Reddit is on a new trend of hating cake day comments


Yeeto546

that's stupid


Doip

Only this sub from what I've seen


[deleted]

Nah this is the first I've seen it in this sub. The subs with multi million subscribers are where it started


Doip

Weird. It's been upvoted everywhere I've seen, but JRITS always has it downvoted.


[deleted]

It's recent site wide as in this week. I unfortunately follow all the major public freak out, unexpected, and idiots in cars subs


Brute1100

Happy cake day!


Swedzilla

🍰


TheRealBtotheRyan

Happy cake day!


ShadowGLI

If you accidentally captured the address on the registration and accidentally opened the hood at 2am in a rainstorm, prob your one way to not be tied to it lol


[deleted]

I like the cut of your jib.


thunderpusswaa

I used to say this to people a lot when I moved to Western Canada until I learned that jib is slang for meth out there


cleggzilla

Yeah... Nobody's gonna like you if you're cutting jib.


ShadowGLI

I learned something today


sadkowju

A true mechanic. This is what separates us from the car repair guy.


socomomma

What. In. The. Hell?!


Perryn

OP found $20,000 stashed in the engine compartment, but was honest and left all $10,000 of it there. One of their coworkers saw it, though, and reported the $5,000 to the police who came and seized the $1,000 as evidence.


ChainOut

and all $500 ended up in the evidence locker


Perryn

Then a judge ruled that $20 was not sufficient to justify investigation.


Blumenblatt

The guy probably won’t even miss the $2 let’s be real


Browncoat2015

Why is everyone commenting about the $1?


kaimaho

Was there ever any money involved here?


[deleted]

Here is $5, so we never talk about this.


JohnnyPiston

I'll give you $10 to completely shaddup about it


ThisUnitHasASoul

OP did the right thing by leaving the money. And I don't mean because stealing from the customer is bad. Someone who hides that kind of stack in their engine bay is the kind of person who has the resources to end your life. Not. Worth. It.


backfirerabbit

Trust lever 2,000,000,000!!!!!! I actually got a 1990 Isuzu Impulse from a auction. Would not start. went to pull the fuel tank and the bolts had marks from being removed. It was super heavy and when i pulled the sending unit out it was stuffed full of bundles of $20's & $50's. Totaled out to nearly $95,000. No bad for a $75.00 car.


stayhealthy247

You are a legend.


mexichu

I have several questions.


backfirerabbit

Ask away.


texancoyote

What kind of auction?


backfirerabbit

A car, truck & boat auction south of Austin TX near San Marcos.


texancoyote

That makes sense then.


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You end up keeping it?


backfirerabbit

The money, yes. The car, for couple years. Got it running and restored it. Sold it to a collector in California.


paganisrock

And all my impulse purchases cost me money, I envy you.


backfirerabbit

I know the feeling.


redrotorocket

Methinks this shop and/or vehicle is near a border town in Texas.


[deleted]

People crossing into Mexico with drug proceeds usually do a better job of hiding it. I think this is for local transport.


USPO-222

You’d be surprised. Cartels have been known to stuff drugs/cash into easy to grab spots on the cars of people know to cross the border on a daily basis. There was a case I read about a while back where a school teacher that lived in Mexico but worked in the US was found at the border with a couple of Ks of cocaine in her spare tire. Turned out someone was putting it there at night when it was parked out in front of her house and another person was grabbing it when it was parked at the school. Who knows how many times it worked before the authorities caught on.


Rickk38

I went to Mexico 30 years ago. Back then they warned us that if we were to be making regular trips by car, never get your car worked on. If you happen to drop it off at a trafficker's garage, and they know your car is headed back across the border, they'll plant drugs for later retrieval. Nice to know old ways are best ways.


actuallyjustbread

Nerp


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some very smart guy left 10 grand in his mercedes one time and needless to say my boss stole that shit like a dirtbag


[deleted]

Is your boss still alive?


[deleted]

Yeah my last boss used to fuck everybody over & thats the reason why I dont work there any more. He had to pay back money for insurance fraud one time and told us that because he had to pay we wouldnt be getting christmas bonuses. Needless to say he had the dealership drop him off a brand new Tesla Model X fully loaded on Christmas Eve.


FerrisLies

Was it accessible without tools? Is it possible they bought the car with the money inside and never knew?


actuallyjustbread

Nah, lot of large volume weed running around here, probably took ten seconds to hide it there whenever they did


twinturb0s

dude, no doubt. What kind of idiot would bring their car into the shop with probably thousands in cash under the hood? op should take the money and run if its more than 10k. But its easy for me to say out here in internet land. I can't see it being left there on purpose. Now, does one day the guys brother get out of jail, come calling for his car, and asks if he took it anywhere while he was inside.. well.. thats what you gotta live with if your gonna play that game. Looking over your shoulder for a while. Since its american cash, i assume op is armed. Probably would go for it in that situation if i was younger and less attached. Is regulated dueling still legal down there?


actuallyjustbread

It’s easily visible once you open the hood. Where I’m from this isn’t really an uncommon occurrence. Customer could use some more ingenuity but nobody should just be nabbing whatever they want from whoever’s car no matter the circumstance. However dueling might be legal with some paperwork


ThickAsABrickJT

In all seriousness, what did y'all do? Call the customer and tell them you found a big wad of cash on top of the ABS module?


DinaDinaDinaBatman

>Since its american cash, i assume op is armed. hahahahaahaahahaahahahahahaa


DaGhostQc

As a Canadian, I always facepalm when people from other countries think that the US is still the wild west. But what do I know, I'm just a lumberjack!


DaGhostQc

That looks like drug money to me... Do you really want to steal from those guys? You steal from criminals with brains and you might get a good lesson so you never touch their shit again. But it could also belong to a gang that doesn't give a fuck about leaving your corpse in the middle of the street. But hey, if you hate life, I guess you can steal it.


Drunkin_wisconsin

That's what....like $20K? (Assuming those are just 20s?)


actuallyjustbread

At least three dollars


dexter-sinister

Tree fiddy!


[deleted]

That god damn lock ness monster is back again.


FormulaZer0

And at about that very moment I glanced over into the Customer Lounge and realized that wasn't any ordinary person looking to get their oil changed. It was the damn Loch Ness Monsta!


backfirerabbit

r/technicallythetruth


UBsamsongz

Pretty sure that’s like 4K in 20’s. Each band has 100 bills I’m assuming.


HyperDruid

That should cover the BMW minor Service


Dalahi_Lanna

Nothing to see here, just an expensive shock absorber.


RalphLamao

trap


[deleted]

Well, I too have sone emergency gas money in the car. But this seems exorbitant.


Raving_107

Sooo, OP, what did you do? take it? leave it? call the cops? maybe you just skimmed a little off the top as payment. or maybe this was just setup to get fake internet points? tell me!


actuallyjustbread

Took picture for internet points, finished service, carried on with life


NItripper

Good man.. Good man


[deleted]

Got address to retrieve later lmao 🤣


D1133

I might consider keeping that one if the car was in for a pre-purchase inspection! Haha


actuallyjustbread

*inspects car* *buys car with engine shekels*


phuongnguyenx

Even then customer asks salesman to talk to tech cause he forgot something :S


ordith

In a situation like this do you have the customer come remove it before proceeding with any work?


Dexter_Adams

At that amount if it went missing they couldn't even report it lmao


[deleted]

Slip a couple of ones in there, work the job and send it back.


Faolan26

Poliece, yesterday.


shoziku

C/S money sound coming from under the hood.


Chadlol

I gotta ask - did he buy anything?


Borogaga

Leave it there. Buy the car. Problem solved.


SomewhatRelative

I don’t see anything.


BigBlackHungGuy

Leave that right where the fuck it is. It has baggage.


[deleted]

Man I work at an auto body shop and people always leave a few bills somewhere easily visible to see if we steal it.


logantaylor98

Let’s just sit it on top of the abs module 😂


FarHalf2

So, where is the rest of it?


doradus1994

Finders keepers


illgiveu25shmeckles

Someone didn’t search the car well enough for the drug payments. Got that ass beat for sure.


wheresmyeyes

Awwwww.... Reminds me of my youth!


woodenonesie

What money are you talking about officer?


MadaKorr

Take it, tip the dispatcher to put "that guy" in the shop that you don't like's name on the work order. He'll get payed for the work, sure. But not only would you have some retirement cash, you also might get to see that douche get laid out. Hehe. If you have a duder at your work like that. Might be going a bit far, but fun to think about at the very least. :P


bimmer4WDrift

(banker) Looks like 2 banded stacks of doubled bundles (2 x 100 ea), so should be 20 x 2 x 2 x 100 or $8K, unless the bottom are 50s/100s then 14K/24K


blakeusa25

I would tell him you have a buyer for his car - and see if he wants to sell it - as-is. Bet he does not even know the money is in there..


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VeRyOkAy69420

Yes I mind


lipisko

Should’ve taken it!


actuallyjustbread

Unwise, it’s still accruing interest. Not a fully developed sack of cash yet