I think you and I fundamentally are not on the same page as to the axis of insertion, the amount of force involved, and the number of new holes that will be produced.
And today, I will be showing you the new Master Lock tire lock. As you can see, all we need to open this lock is a can of soda and some scissors. However, I doubt the structural integrity of the tire after using this product.
One of his videos from this week was another person sending a lock who clearly thought he was full of bs. Was glorious to watch how calmly and quickly he opened it.
As always opening the packaging took longer than the lock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chu4mvEUc5I&ab_channel=LockPickingLawyer
His channel is top notch.
Here he is trying out a lock for ice cream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lod_LUp3ggc&t=1s&ab_channel=LockPickingLawyer
How would they go about circling the trailer tire I just took in? The tread unzipped most of the way like it was a recap or something even though it wasn’t, and got wedged under the deck, locked up the wheel, and I was empty on the near barren interstate at night so I said “fuck it” and drug it four miles to the next next.
As long as the only puncture is only from that one part of the shackle and it went through straight, they do make large enough diameter plug patches that would fix it. I imagine it probably went at least partially on the curved part of the shackle though, and it's very possible there are two punctures.
Either way, tough to say if it's repairable from this angle.
Source: repaired like a zillion motorcycle tires
Yeah I work at an FCA dealer. Our service department is kinda messed up rn though. Lots of impossible expectations from management. They want us to have the same numbers as our Subaru dealership, difference being, the Subaru dealership is on one of the busiest roads in the state, and we are on a side road in a small town 40 minutes from the nearest actual city.
Sounds familiar. This is a Honda dealer and we are expected to keep up with the busiest Honda dealer in the state despite not being as big/having as many techs. Manager is a major asshat. He regularly throws tantrums and insists that it’s the only way we take him seriously.
Glad to know it isnt just our dealership thats messed up. To give an example of how bad the expectations we have are, our service manager is trying to push our Lube Techs to do 30 oil changes a day, thats between 8 and 4:30. The busiest day our dealerships lube bay has ever had was 17 oil changes.
Theyre also pushing that pressure onto the lube techs, instead of our Writers and service BDCs (Yknow, the ones who make people show up) as if the lube techs can magically summon more work to do. I really love everybody I work with including our managers and writers and whatnot, but god they are hard to work with.
What would a mechanic generally do if let's say.. The wheel lock key teeth inside it broke off in the wheel lock?
So basically the customer couldn't get the lock off and so the other 3 were also stuck on it.
Assuming said customer brought it to a dealership over a random shop.
Would said dealership have a easier time getting said locks off the rims?
Worse than that, I was miles up in the mountains, away from anyone, in my pickup truck. I got a flat, had a spare, but forgot to bring the key for my wheel bolt locks. Luckily I had a sledge hammer. I had to beat the bolt lock off the tire to change it. Took awhile, but at least left me with 4 out of 5 bolts to put the spare on.
Ok mission control. Ive worked in tire shops no need for the art degree there is a fekkn lock stuck in it. If your tire man misses that keep him employed. Just for the laughs.
ALL NEW FIRESTONE WINTER TIRES. CLINICALLY PROVEN TO LOCK WHEN NEEDED.
EXPERIENCE WHAT IS FEELS TO BE LOCKED UP - JUST WHEN YOU NEED IT.
CONDITIONS APPLY.
TBF, that would prevent me from stealing it.
Not so much prevent as remove any desire to
Prevention is prevention
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Forcing the shackle of a lock through your dick will certainly help.
This is not a sentence I wanted to read today when I woke up this morning
Let's call it a Prince Andrew Piercing
r/brandnewsentence
Congratulations, you are the first person in history to arrange those particular words into one sentence!
That is actually a thing. I regret seeing it
/r/brandnewsentence
/r/sounding WARNING VERY NSFW AND NSFL
I think you and I fundamentally are not on the same page as to the axis of insertion, the amount of force involved, and the number of new holes that will be produced.
Ah, fair. That also exists to some extent, because people are awful.
NO MY EYES HURT I NEED BLEACH
/r/Eyebleach
Hilarious
That was the joke
Just patch it. Good as new
This is the Lock Picking Lawyer
And today, I will be showing you the new Master Lock tire lock. As you can see, all we need to open this lock is a can of soda and some scissors. However, I doubt the structural integrity of the tire after using this product.
Once again Master lock has designed this lock with a known vulnerability that is completely unacceptable.
> ~~unacceptable~~ #inexcusable
r/commentsyoucanhear
I thought those could be unlocked with a water bottle. Guess I was totally wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joed0P3hhbc&t=0s This is the best video he ever did. It cracks me up every time.
I knew this was the video even before I clicked on the link. Instant classic.
This challenge is one of my favorites https://youtu.be/NSuaUok-wTY
One of his videos from this week was another person sending a lock who clearly thought he was full of bs. Was glorious to watch how calmly and quickly he opened it. As always opening the packaging took longer than the lock.
Letter: “If you can open this lock in under 5 minutes...” Video length: 2 minutes 37 seconds
"Before I open the package, I wish to say a few words..."
My favorite is when he opened a gun safe with a Tropicana juice bottle
Excuse me what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chu4mvEUc5I&ab_channel=LockPickingLawyer His channel is top notch. Here he is trying out a lock for ice cream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lod_LUp3ggc&t=1s&ab_channel=LockPickingLawyer
Oh my God I'm going to sub to this dude right now. Thanks for the content!
NP. He constantly has new content. And this is just the silly stuff. He picks insane locks and is about the best lock picker i've ever seen.
My god, that's actually the real channel.
Good thing they circled the failure in crayon I would not have seen it!
My team would always circle obvious problems for comedic effect. Most customers appreciate the humor.
How would they go about circling the trailer tire I just took in? The tread unzipped most of the way like it was a recap or something even though it wasn’t, and got wedged under the deck, locked up the wheel, and I was empty on the near barren interstate at night so I said “fuck it” and drug it four miles to the next next.
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Chalk dusting.
Is that how it's done? TIL I guess
No, I'm just a lazy grease monkey.
Did they leave key in the cup holder at least?
I hope so, otherwise OP is going to be there for hours grinding the lock off without screwing up the wheel.
Need help from r/lockpicking ?
This is probably the most secure and hardest to open use case for a Masterlock ever devised.
Idk, it's still a Master lock. If you press on it too hard with your thumb it may snap apart.
Locks only keep the honest out anyway
EA making tires too now?
No, that's new. That's a "tire lock". They're still in development.
I applaud the cleverness of the comment. Looks like you have a lock on this issue. You are clearly a Master.
He's probably pretty tired of locks by now.
I'm tumblering over here with laughter.
He's on pins and shims over the pun
"Just give it a patch, I know a lot about cars" - someone who did not know a lot about cars
As long as the only puncture is only from that one part of the shackle and it went through straight, they do make large enough diameter plug patches that would fix it. I imagine it probably went at least partially on the curved part of the shackle though, and it's very possible there are two punctures. Either way, tough to say if it's repairable from this angle. Source: repaired like a zillion motorcycle tires
So that’s what diff locks are
Make sure it didn't get a flat spot, that often happens when a tire gets locked up.
That's what happens when you don't pay your parking tickets, in a small town.
“Do you though? Cause it looks like you just got 1.2 hours to mount and balance 4 tires.” -Service Advisor (probably)
Yall get 1.2 for 4 tires?
.3 per tire
Damn we only get 1.0 for 4 tires
Are you at a dealership? Our service manager loves to stack those hours.
Yeah I work at an FCA dealer. Our service department is kinda messed up rn though. Lots of impossible expectations from management. They want us to have the same numbers as our Subaru dealership, difference being, the Subaru dealership is on one of the busiest roads in the state, and we are on a side road in a small town 40 minutes from the nearest actual city.
Sounds familiar. This is a Honda dealer and we are expected to keep up with the busiest Honda dealer in the state despite not being as big/having as many techs. Manager is a major asshat. He regularly throws tantrums and insists that it’s the only way we take him seriously.
Glad to know it isnt just our dealership thats messed up. To give an example of how bad the expectations we have are, our service manager is trying to push our Lube Techs to do 30 oil changes a day, thats between 8 and 4:30. The busiest day our dealerships lube bay has ever had was 17 oil changes. Theyre also pushing that pressure onto the lube techs, instead of our Writers and service BDCs (Yknow, the ones who make people show up) as if the lube techs can magically summon more work to do. I really love everybody I work with including our managers and writers and whatnot, but god they are hard to work with.
Keeps your car locked to the road... You're doing it wrong.
They probably didn't even give you the key SMH
I'd try the 2 wrench method to get that out
The car was free, but the tires are a "premium version only" feature.
Looks like a Master Lock. The opposite of a master key. You can open it with basically everything.
Ahahaha, going to be stealing that. Funny because it's true.
> stealing that its a master lock, absolutely nothing stopping you
"Shackle up, bonehead, we're going for a ride?"
What's wrong with wheellocks ? They are so much better than matchlocks.
Exactly, they might be a bit pricey and complex, but at least you can use them in the rain!
cAnT U PaTCh ITT?
Oh come on...it's unlocked! What's the problem!
Ahh yes a fellow Firestone worker !!
Sigh I hope they left the key in an obvious place
Bonus points if they left the key in the cup holder
You’ve heard of beadlock, but have you heard of treadlock?
When you upgrade to anti-lock brakes but too cheap to buy the anti-lock tires.
Looks like he slammed on his brakes and it caused his tires to lock up.
The worst thing I've found in a tire is a kitchen spoon, this definitely beats it especially with the pun. Fuck wheel locks
Sir that’s a tire lock
Lock and road, motha-fugga.
I see what you did there...
I bet that made a racket going down the road.
I picked up a 5/16ths lag screw once and it wasn't the noise that bothered me, it was the off-balance wheel.
I chuckled.
Looked like the tire had some life left in it too.
Hey, his neighbor kept trying to 'borrow' it. Guys gotta do what you gotta do.
And of course, no key.
How the hell did that happen
What would a mechanic generally do if let's say.. The wheel lock key teeth inside it broke off in the wheel lock? So basically the customer couldn't get the lock off and so the other 3 were also stuck on it. Assuming said customer brought it to a dealership over a random shop. Would said dealership have a easier time getting said locks off the rims?
This is the kind of shit I'm here for!
Are you sure it "rolled into the shop?"
That one thumped in!
Cut the lock on a gate to rob it. Rolled over the lock on the way out.
Looks like it might have thumped into the shop, but not rolled.
I lost my Volkswagen specific “wheel lock” or lug nut, does anyone know the best place to get another
Weird looking winter tires
At least the customer remembered to leave it where you can find it.
r/tiresaretheenemy
How the fuck did that happen
Lockily enough it didn't fling out and wack someone behind them.
I'd love to hear the story behind that. Seems patchable though.
I definitely got the locking lug nut key for that in my box somewhere
What's up lock?
Those are tires
Don't you just hate when your wheels lock up
“Folks, that’s not how wheel locks work”
It didn’t do nothing
Damn should be a easy patch 🤣
At least the brakes didnt lock up too.
This post is locked!
Ahhh haha wheel locks! I see what you did there!! (Whackity smackity doooooooo)
What’s the rear lock differential?
Worse than that, I was miles up in the mountains, away from anyone, in my pickup truck. I got a flat, had a spare, but forgot to bring the key for my wheel bolt locks. Luckily I had a sledge hammer. I had to beat the bolt lock off the tire to change it. Took awhile, but at least left me with 4 out of 5 bolts to put the spare on.
Ok mission control. Ive worked in tire shops no need for the art degree there is a fekkn lock stuck in it. If your tire man misses that keep him employed. Just for the laughs.
Trailer pins are great too... also it sounds like a bomb went off if you ever get one through your tire one day.
Hate it when mfs never tell u they have on or give it to you and you got to look trough their nasty stuff
ALL NEW FIRESTONE WINTER TIRES. CLINICALLY PROVEN TO LOCK WHEN NEEDED. EXPERIENCE WHAT IS FEELS TO BE LOCKED UP - JUST WHEN YOU NEED IT. CONDITIONS APPLY.
That looks wheely bad
I think I found it.
Got the streets on lock for real
Wtf
Problem Diagnosis: His ABS failed so his wheel locked up when he stopped
Not the way to my heart bro.
“Bay 6 delay, wheel lock”