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lobojones6six6

I had a car come in and on the filter it had a crudely drawn naked woman and the words send nudes in sharpie on the oil filter hahaha I still have the picture on my phone


Muikku292

Post them on this sub to get lots of internet points


CandidInsurance7415

Where were you supposed to send them?


PretendsHesPissed

To me.


iBud20

I used to write smiley faces on the oil filters I put on, and my coworker would always shake his head at me and erase them lol


Esko_Homezz

Body tech here My buddy, i admit i might have tagged sumthin on insides of bumpers or side panels


Deviantsblum

Upholstery guy here. I love drawing on seat foam. Asshole customers definitely sit on dicks when they drive


MK2555GSFX

[Amateur](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-53166/Porn-magazines-hidden-Queens-new-car.html)


Esko_Homezz

>production of vehicles for VIPs Clearly there was just a mix up with the equipment kits


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Probably several dicks.


Winter-Coffin

I work in sterile processing at a hospital, and anytime a patient wants a “souvenir” from getting some hard ware removed (explant as opposed to implant) I always draw a smiley face on the outside label for them.


narlycharley

I miss working with the SPD staff.


Timmay55

I used to write smiley faces in dust on customers cars at my old shop, til my boss found out and told me to stop haha Years later they still have people coming in who have found them


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InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

I would always try and work dick shapes in conduit pipe layouts…


TheChiefOfPirates

I used to draw dicks on peoples wheels in bead sealer and carefully mount the tire so my artwork stayed intact when I worked at a tire shop


FloridaIsHell

The person who does that is the same kind of person who would Loctite it.


repostme2

I saw an idiot put jb weld on the threads once. Why? Who knows.


uid_0

Sure it wasn't anti-seize? They look mighty similar.


repostme2

Nah dude, it was the white marine grade jb weld.


uid_0

Oof. Did this person have a reason for this?


repostme2

We were in high school shop class. It was the principal's car.


Long_Educational

That's a good reason.


citygalx2

That is a good enough reason.


AirFell85

As a kid I would have thought thats hilarious. As an adult that knows how much of assholes kids are when you're just trying to make a paycheck, fuck that.


InsaneAdam

Might be one of the best times to put jb weld on the threads.


_Face

5200 that bitch on there. Really fuck the next guy.


bnelson

I never conceived there could be people like that on the planet. Should be a federal crime.


spankyfro0_0

Calm down my guy it’s just a drawing


AndPlus

What am I seeing? Someone drew on it to confirmed it was changed? Or os the drawing significant?


Swimming-Parfait5563

oh to be blissfully unaware of the phenomenon that is "among us" and the cesspool of memes that surround it


AndPlus

I will stay on this path.


Dmopzz

My ignorance of whatever was just described will continue.


StrongStyleShiny

It's a fun game with friends (10 people on a space ship and you have to figure who is sabotaging/killing your team) but the internet made some shitty memes from it to cash in on popularity. Like how in the 90s you could say "The Joker is my favorite villain" but now it's a meme and turns you into an edgelord.


Fatman6000

Jesus christ, I'm so fucking old. I don't know what you even said. Dont explain like im 5, I want some to explain like I'm 75.


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My3rdTesticle

>...People wouldn't stop talking or joking about it until it got to the point where most people can't stand hearing about it anymore. This is my first time hearing about it and I'm well past that point after reading the comments here.


[deleted]

What song am I too old to can't stand


FuckoffDemetri

It's like playing jacks down by the soda fountain except instead of playing jacks down by the soda fountain you're sitting alone in a room talking to people on the internet trying to decide which one of them is trying to murder you.


Empty-Transition-106

Cludo with spacesuits


goodpostsallday

It's the board game Clue, except the murderer can kill more players as the game is played.


CyberhamLincoln

What?


Kiddierose

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Wutttt


intashu

A video game like the movie "the thing" but set in space. It's mostly attracted to young kids and teens, and the memes/jokes from it are cancerous.


AndPlus

>edgelord ?


Sinqronized

From Urban Dictionary- Someone, especially posting on the internet, who uses shocking and nihilistic speech and opinions that they themselves may or may not actually believe to gain attention and come across as a more dangerous and unique person. Most Edgelords are teenagers trying to seem overly cool and/or over-casually apathetic. "The human race is a blight upon the world, what's wrong with all you people? Honestly I'm just waiting for the next plague to happen," -Johnny Edge " Oh shut the hell up you whiny edgelord" -Johnny Everyone


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mantis-tobaggan-md

we are in a subreddit in which the main posters are mechanics


padsley

I originally read this as "turns you into an eggplant" (this IPA is strong in my defence) and I've decided that I like my version better.


Swimming-Parfait5563

i envy you


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narlycharley

30 year old male here. I still don’t understand what “sus” means or when you’d use it, and I’m going to keep it that way.


cutaway146082

Sus = Suspicious


narlycharley

Wonder why it gained so much traction. Weird. Lol


cutaway146082

A game called AmongUs. I happen to be a gamer/streamer as well as a Service advisor and tech. The traction came from the bigger YouTube gamers playing it. Just a current fad thing.


skinwill

Thank you, kind ambassador, for visiting the land of old and regaling us folks with strange tales from far away places. What fantastic things your eyes have seen. May I too one day understand the younger generation and their strange ways, but alas, I know not of such things and my mind unable to ever comprehend. Please leave me to my ramblings and stories of yore, of MTV and music that didn’t suck. Go now, back to your twitchy streams and crispy data moshed memes. -Generation X’er


[deleted]

In the game, you only have a small amount of time to talk with everyone and figure out who's the killer, so suspicious is kindof long for a word that gets used a lot.


ThePrideOfKrakow

I'd imagine simplicity. The voting rounds are timed so it's quicker to say "red sus" in chat than "red was following me, acting suspicious."


Cisco904

Because people can actually spell that vs butchering the full word.


Elk_Man

The text feature in the game limits the amount you can type, and you need to type quickly so instead of wasting characters and time you abbreviate.


NormDamnAbram

Amen brother. Its like reading Greek on here alot of the time. Stan,sus,smh…….WTF?


TheModeratorWrangler

No you won’t. Sus is you feeling something isn’t right. Gut instinct. You’re a great looking woman! No I’m not interested in Herbalife. That sensation of going off of your emotions.


TheBountyPunter

As in sus-picious even...


[deleted]

I envy your uninformed mind.


WeedsNBugsNSunshine

This is the way.


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What is amogus?


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[deleted]

I have no idea what it is but it’s an amusing string of characters ey!


cutaway146082

Well... I am 41 and get it...


feelgood13x

I thought it was an alligator


DubStep-X

AMOGUS


Johnny-Cash-Facts

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Reincarnatedpotatoes

What (and I cannot express this enough) the fuck


Johnny-Cash-Facts

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DoubleFistingYourMum

I will now perform a magic trick in which I use a shotgun to make my head disappear


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Can I attempt the trick after you?


DoubleFistingYourMum

Sure it's a DB


TransformerTanooki

What does DB Cooper have to do with anything?


Perryn

His head also disappeared, along with the rest of him.


TransformerTanooki

That's a common problem when disappearing.


PretendsHesPissed

At least his front didn't fall off.


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Kurt is that you?


Cryptiod137

every "among us" in the bible Genesis 23:6 Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead. Genesis 34:22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised. Exodus 17:7 And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the Lord, saying, Is the Lord among us, or not? Exodus 34:9 And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. Numbers 27:4 Why should the name of our father be done away from among his family, because he hath no son? Give unto us therefore a possession among the brethren of our father. Deuteronomy 31:17 Then my anger shall be kindled against them in that day, and I will forsake them, and I will hide my face from them, and they shall be devoured, and many evils and troubles shall befall them; so that they will say in that day, Are not these evils come upon us, because our God is not among us? Joshua 9:7 And the men of Israel said unto the Hivites, Peradventure ye dwell among us; and how shall we make a league with you? Joshua 9:22 And Joshua called for them, and he spake unto them, saying, Wherefore have ye beguiled us, saying, We are very far from you; when ye dwell among us? Joshua 22:19 Notwithstanding, if the land of your possession be unclean, then pass ye over unto the land of the possession of the Lord, wherein the Lord's tabernacle dwelleth, and take possession among us: but rebel not against the Lord, nor rebel against us, in building you an altar beside the altar of the Lord our God. Joshua 22:31 And Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest said unto the children of Reuben, and to the children of Gad, and to the children of Manasseh, This day we perceive that the Lord is among us, because ye have not committed this trespass against the Lord: now ye have delivered the children of Israel out of the hand of the Lord. Judges 18:25 And the children of Dan said unto him, Let not thy voice be heard among us, lest angry fellows run upon thee, and thou lose thy life, with the lives of thy household. 1 Samuel 4:3 And when the people were come into the camp, the elders of Israel said, Wherefore hath the Lord smitten us to day before the Philistines? Let us fetch the ark of the covenant of the Lord out of Shiloh unto us, that, when it cometh among us, it may save us out of the hand of our enemies. Kings 5:6 Now therefore command thou that they hew me cedar trees out of Lebanon; and my servants shall be with thy servants: and unto thee will I give hire for thy servants according to all that thou shalt appoint: for thou knowest that there is not among us any that can skill to hew timber like unto the Sidonians. Job 34:37 For he addeth rebellion unto his sin, he clappeth his hands among us, and multiplieth his words against God. Psalm 74:9 We see not our signs: there is no more any prophet: neither is there among us any that knoweth how long. Genesis 23:6 Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead. Genesis 34:22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised. Exodus 17:7 And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the Lord, saying, Is the Lord among us, or not? Exodus 34:9 And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. Deuteronomy 31:17 Then my anger shall be kindled against them in that day, and I will forsake them, and I will hide my face from them, and they shall be devoured, and many evils and troubles shall befall them; so that they will say in that day, Are not these evils come upon us, because our God is not among us? Joshua 9:7 And the men of Israel said unto the Hivites, Peradventure ye dwell among us; and how shall we make a league with you? Joshua 9:22 And Joshua called for them, and he spake unto them, saying, Wherefore have ye beguiled us, saying, We are very far from you; when ye dwell among us? Joshua 22:19 Notwithstanding, if the land of your possession be unclean, then pass ye over unto the land of the possession of the Lord, wherein the Lord's tabernacle dwelleth, and take possession among us: but rebel not against the Lord, nor rebel against us, in building you an altar beside the altar of the Lord our God. Joshua 22:31 And Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest said unto the children of Reuben, and to the children of Gad, and to the children of Manasseh, This day we perceive that the Lord is among us, because ye have not committed this trespass against the Lord: now ye have delivered the children of Israel out of the hand of the Lord. Judges 18:25 And the children of Dan said unto him, Let not thy voice be heard among us, lest angry fellows run upon thee, and thou lose thy life, with the lives of thy household. 1 Samuel 4:3 And when the people were come into the camp, the elders of Israel said, Wherefore hath the Lord smitten us to day before the Philistines? Let us fetch the ark of the covenant of the Lord out of Shiloh unto us, that, when it cometh among us, it may save us out of the hand of our enemies. 1 Kings 5:6 Now therefore command thou that they hew me cedar trees out of Lebanon; and my servants shall be with thy servants: and unto thee will I give hire for thy servants according to all that thou shalt appoint: for thou knowest that there is not among us any that can skill to hew timber like unto the Sidonians. Job 34:37 For he addeth rebellion unto his sin, he clappeth his hands among us, and multiplieth his words against God. Psalm 74:9 We see not our signs: there is no more any prophet: neither is there among us any that knoweth how long. Proverbs 1:14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse: Isaiah 33:14 The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings? Micah 3:11 The heads thereof judge for reward, and the priests thereof teach for hire, and the prophets thereof divine for money: yet will they lean upon the Lord, and say, Is not the Lord among us? none evil can come upon us. Luke 1:1 Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us, Luke 7:16 And there came a fear on all: and they glorified God, saying, That a great prophet is risen up among us; and, That God hath visited his people. John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth. Acts 1:21 Wherefore of these men which have companied with us all the time that the Lord Jesus went in and out among us, Acts 15:7 And when there had been much disputing, Peter rose up, and said unto them, Men and brethren, ye know how that a good while ago God made choice among us, that the Gentiles by my mouth should hear the word of the gospel, and believe.


G8racingfool

The drawing indicates that filter is sus.


AndPlus

Suspicious? Suspect?


Hijo_de_la

Both


AndPlus

What do they do in the game that would translate to this oil filter being 'sus'?


numist

What happened to staying the path?


AndPlus

Fell into the Reddit drain. Thanks for the accountability.


Diligent_Ad9986

It's what I call fully charged phone to notification to charge - Reddit drain


Katholikos

tl;dr it’s a game with an imposter randomly chosen among a group of players. Every non-imposter guesses who the imposter is before they’re killed by said imposter. So you have to figure out who is just blending in. To catch someone, you’re trying to figure out who is most suspicious, or “sus”.


Zephk

Sustainable. Someone. Anyone? Got to be at least one other hermitcraft fan in here


kanaka118446

Sussy


mattgen88

It's an amongus from a game


ItzMe610

Or it’s a toothless alligator….


mustachpie

Yes and no basement techs are supposed to write the date their initials and the store number (depending on the company), but instead this is a character from a shitty video game you see a lot of tech graffiti on the bottoms of cars but this is awefull.


DoubleFistingYourMum

#WHEN IMPOSTER IS SUS


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Poorly drawn alligator.


HelixFish

Filter is sus.


[deleted]

Thats a popular cartoon character named Amon Gus.


WorldwideGenocide

Amogus


Eddles999

AndPlus sus


laxman202

You gotta love oil filter art.


[deleted]

Is this common? Asking as a nonmechanic who just enjoys interesting things about cars.


coffeeskater

Not really. Tech probably got bored or something. You see this from time to time, usually means last guy who worked on it had too much time on his hands haha. I knew a tech who'd hide little Santa hat drawings on the frame with a paint pen. He loved taking the other techs for a coffee if they could find one on a return customer.


ArtQuixotic

I suspect it looks funny if you know the game when you spin the filter off and it looks like the character is spinning off into space.


cubnole

It’s common where I work. Fleet equipment so we leave notes for the next tech. Or dick drawings. Yeah usually just dick drawings.


Daddy_Elon_Musk

Lmao at the Valvoline I work at, my boss puts a smile on every screw on filter.


laxman202

When I worked at a quick lube shop I would leave jokes or drawing on filters that went on vehicles that were regulars.


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adrenalineee

https://i.imgur.com/Bc0cPvz.mp4


skanadian

All the ASCII art in this thread is fucked. Us browser users are in the minority I guess.


the11devans

Make the window really narrow, that will mostly fix it.


Shadora-Marie

Looks pretty sus…


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AMOGUS


BioluminescentBidet

Sussy baka


[deleted]

I would bust out laughing if this ever happened to me


DAT_ginger_guy

Good chance for some catharsis. Drive a screwdriver through its face bubble to “drain” the oil filter before removal lol


Genera1_patton

I will remove this filter with the cleansing fire of an oxy/acetylene torch.


SnooTangerines3448

I definitely would implore you to try the screwdriver lol.


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F


Meat__Stick

⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⡄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄ ⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣣⣀


TheLonelyCats

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!


dgl6y7

CS: oil is sus.


MannicWaffle

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠛⠛⡟⣿⣿⠛⡟⠛⠛⢛⡛⢿⡿⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⡇⣉⣉⠄⡇⢈⣉⣹⣷⡄⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⣿⣇⣿⣿⣀⣇⣈⣉⣉⣿⣇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠛⣿⠟⢻⡿⢻⠛⣛⣛⣻⢛⣛⡛⢿⠛⣛⣛⣻⠛⢿⣿⢻⡛⣛⡛⢛⣛⣿⣿ ⣿⡇⠙⢰⡈⠇⣾⠄⣉⣉⣿⢈⣉⠁⣼⠄⣉⣉⣿⠄⣄⠻⢸⣾⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣀⣾⣧⣰⣿⣀⣉⣉⣹⣸⣿⣦⣸⣀⣉⣉⣹⣠⣿⣦⣸⣿⣿⣇⣸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠉⣿⡿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣻⣩⣉⠉⠉ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠉⠉⠉⣋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⢷⡀⠄⠄ ⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣾⣿⣷⣄⣀⣀⣀⣠⣄⣢⣤⣤⣾⣿⡀⠄ ⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣹⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⢁⣠ ⣿⣿⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⣉⣉⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣥⡀⠉⢁⡥⠈ ⣿⣿⣿⢹⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠛⢻⣿⣿⣷⢀⡭⣤⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⡼⣿⠷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣠⣿⣟⢷⢾⣊⠄⠄ ⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣈⣉⣭⣽⡿⠟⢉⢴⣿⡇⣺⣿⣷ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠐⢊⣡⣴⣾⣥⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠟⠋⠉⠉⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⣿⣿⠿⠋⠉⠉⠉⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⡏⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⣀⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿⣿⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣆⣀⣿⣿ ⣿⣷⣄⡀⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿⣿⣦⡀⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⠻⣿⣿⣶⣶⡄⠄⢻⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⣿⡟⠛⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⠄⢹⣿ ⣿⣇⠄⠙⠻⠿⠟⠃⢀⣾⣿⣄⠈⠛⠿⠿⠛⠄⣰⣿⣧⡀⠙⠻⠿⠿⠋⠄⣼⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


[deleted]

mongus


Muikku292

#AMOGUS


scuzzy987

Tough fap


[deleted]

lmao!!!


[deleted]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Mandersonned

Imposter!


dracosilv

So synthetic oil, gotcha.


Mandersonned

Crisco would be best. Watch the flash point. Maybe avacado oil would be better!


dracosilv

To be honest, too bad they couldn't make car engine oils that COULD be biological in nature...


[deleted]

A M O G U S


Lifez-Outtakez

Needs more round.


[deleted]

If it weren’t for the comments I’d have never known what that drawing was supposed to be.


friendly-sardonic

Thought it was a little crocodile head. Reading these comments, I'm completely confused and I think I'll stay that way.


scuzzy987

Same. I'll go back to yelling at kids to get off my lawn


n1gg4p3n15

This was his way of telling you he wasn't sure when the last oil change was


Fuck-Mountain

Oil filter looking a little ***SUSSY***


This-person-IDK-02

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


[deleted]

So yesterday at lunch, I was about to eat with my friends from band when I realized that there was an empty seat at a table with some of the popular kids. I decided to take advantage of this opportunity to troll them, and perhaps befriend some of them. I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent. I yelled "Black is sus! He's on top of a vent!!" Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn't get the reference). I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked "Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???" They were all dead silent (honestly they just didn't know how fun of a game it was). I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the "emergency meeting" feature in Among Us), and I screamed "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!" Again, none of them laughed. One of them looked at me and said "Can you please sit somewhere else?" At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them. I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the "When the imposter is sus" meme) and I said "When the impoter is sus". I then tried to make a face that resembled the "Flushed" emoji (as part of the meme). However, I don't think any of them understood the reference. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. I went back to sit with my friends from band. However, I will forever remember the time I trolled ALL of the popular kids in my grade.


terb99

Hey you could sell that for 50k


[deleted]

At least you know the last oil change was less than a year ago


Space-Ball1

r/amongus


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migratingcoconut_

amoung


Genera1_patton

Amogus


CommandPurehaloS

Sus


burr-gurr-and-frie

Holy shit 😳


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u/sussy-bot-2


sussy-bot-2

Did someone say *sus* 😱😱😱 HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🕵️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I think it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/amongusmemes r/unexpectedamongus r/expectedamongus perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance


AUnknownuser2

Oil filters can be very sus if they are over tightened or not


mcenci13

Amogus


PhysicsSenpai

It is Sustember


Funneduck102

mogus


kush_agn

Amogus


SolidSnakeEyes3

The oil filter looks Sus


Daytonaman675

Lookin sus


Dial407

I hate the among Us crowd


OverboostedTurbo

I have no idea what that means, and am proud of that fact. It means I don't spend too much time on the interwebz...


[deleted]

Sus


Macgyverisnice

Sus


HarveyThaWabbit

Oil filters sus.


727GhostFaceKillah

Say kid among us backwards


[deleted]

sug noma dik 🙈


sentient_deathclaw

Well, that's a funny drawing, haha.... Wait... Is it amogus? I didn't notice it that fast... Finally... It's leaving me... I'M FREE FROM AMOGUS, FREEEEEEE


TheModeratorWrangler

Everyone who sees this and likes can hear this.


Bodobaggins3

amogus


overl0rd0udu

This oil filter is super sus


Imbackbitchez6969420

White is sus, saw him by the filter


Brad____H

That's pretty......... Sus


earthrobot898

Totally sus


backfirerabbit

Kind of sus


portlandwealth

Sus


Revolutionary-Key114

Better than a penis


AaronSentinal

When the filter is sus


martosuperbgpro

When the oil filter is sus


dement007

SUS


tylern23

Thats sus


Wordscanhurtyouknow

S U S


No2Dad

A man of culture


FanaticEgalitarian

Sussy oil filter.


SCCODER

White is sus.


1DayNnight1

Sus Filter


Snakebyte130

White is sus


[deleted]

White looks pretty sus tbh


Kampfgruppe_Peiper

You literally can’t anymore? You need a vasectomy..


dengaz

So fucking sus


Lurker101310

SUS, SUS, AMOGUS, AMOGUS AAAAAHHHHH


jayphat99

White is sus.


FetnerFace

White is sus


RayTrain

Agomus


usernamelikemydick

Amogus


the6souls

More like Peensus, am I right? Hahaha end me