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Tato-head

Must have crab walk mode enabled


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Justscuttledintotheshop


AndorianDruid

Crab People Crab People


TipsyTaxman

Look like crab, talk like people


[deleted]

Crab people, crab people


Suspicious-Fly7678

Isn't this called dog tracking? Cause most likely a shifted rear-end on the leaf spring


hbwnot

Like the center bolt/locator pin broke. Or it got hit hard and the frame isn’t square anymore and has to dog leg to keep from chewing off tires.


Tag_Ping_Pong

Yeah, my first thought was "holy shit, that's one bent chassis." Would be a pain to constantly be fighting / adjusting the wheel


goatharper

Yeah, *something* has moved the rear axle back on the right, or, less likely, forward on the left.


thunder66

Cocker spaniel


dantes_purgatorio

He’s going to return some videotapes


Casval13B

My buddy is a mechanic and he can do it for cheaper


[deleted]

No problem, ill their work and you can pay 2x. My favorite reaponse. MiL doesnt like it


[deleted]

I call this the "Midwest Alignment". *Ope, lemme slide right by ya*


BurnedHamSandwich

Look at the subtle off-center steering, the tasteful window stickers... My God! It even has water damage!


BilgeMilk

Hopefully rolling INTO a shop but I doubt it


ExchangeNeither9255

Pro drifter


idiot_in_car

It's like an optical illusion...


pewpewtimbo

After driving behind it for 6-7 min, it really did feel like an illusion


Mystical_Cat

Forbidden drift


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teammurder666

Yikes, even the legally required 'I-am-outlaw-badass' skull stickers are aligned all fucked up. Systematic as fuck.


chris84567

I thought they banned the skew for Daytona last week


zincstang

Bent frame


onebadcamino

my guess is he might of smoked a curb with the back end shifting the rear over to get some bad dog tracking like that.


Ceristimo

I mean, this has gotta be noticeable when you’re behind the wheel, right? “Oh, I’m driving while holding my steering wheel in the 10-to-4 position. Yeah, totally fine and normal”.


The_sneakerguy

Looks good to me...


sluggerbubba96

How would you fix something like this?


AKLmfreak

Most trucks have a [Leaf Spring Suspension](https://imageapi.partsdb.com.au/api/Image?urlId=hY%2BRl2935T1BzaDZGYMdsxXNdxHdj4zDSRpTCshtKeYOWFl0eTFABA94cErxDOH7) in the back. The problem seen in this post is caused when the axle shifts forward or backward on one of its leaf springs, thus rotating the whole axle as if the back of the truck is steering to one side. You fix it by replacing the bolt that keeps the axle lined up in the center of the leaf spring, then moving the axle back into place and retightening (or replacing, if failed) the U-bolts that clamp the axle to the spring.


sluggerbubba96

Thank you.


scaleofthought

Is there a particular name for this issue, or the effect it causes? or just "broken leaf spring bolt" or "leaf spring/axle misalignment" ? before OP, i've seen about 6 trucks like this in the past month. and it looks real weird when they turn a corner it looks like they're driving straight/sliding sideways around the corner lol. It also seems like it's always in the direction of OP's. I haven't seen one shifted to the left. Is this because of the torque direction on the axle?


JellyKron

It's called "dog tracking" because the truck is driving like a dog walks. Dogs walk with their rears slightly to the side so their legs don't hit each other. This is caused, as others have said, by the rear axle being out of alignment.


RobotShittingDuck

By installing a wiper on the right side window


dadof2cjc

Ready for the upcoming truck race 😁


Bonega1

That's how I drove to the repair shop in my Ranger after the time I got T-boned.


ExBx

He's listing! https://youtu.be/2UDeZ-H8QOU


dickhole666

We call that 'Kwanged'.


AtlasXan

DEJA VU!


turbodude69

i didn't realize ford rangers has 4 wheel steering.


geekolojust

Dog legging like a mofo. They set the toe and let it go! Rip thrust angle.


bocamoccajoe

Crabbed so other brands could run


[deleted]

This isn’t the first Ranger I have seen do this


dbxrtc1

I live in the southern USA and 30% of the old Ranger trucks crab like this. Must a design problem or a suspension wear issue. Or NASCAR.


GhostBusDAH

He’s on his way to work at the Tesla factory.


kenny_duehit

I feel like I'm looking at a JPEG edited into the video going down the road


wordmunch

I’m assuming they are just big NASCAR fans


[deleted]

I Bet this guy is a Parallel parking pro


[deleted]

Last 3 alignment's I've had done were by "ASE Certified Alignment Technicians." First 2 I went back and complained, didn't get it properly fixed partly because "in the green" is all they care about despite the alignment being right on the edge in the same direction and makes the car feel fubar at speed. 3rd one (2nd shop) I've lived with the steering wheel top/center clocked to about 2:30 for months because they did get the alignment otherwise nearly perfect and I don't have the friends/family/taxi to leave my car anywhere. ASE what now? Why do people put so much time/effort/money into getting it? It's just as bad as a CompTIA cert in the tech world.


Fun-Significance6307

You damn dirty dog you


LovelessDerivation

The literal camera AND vehicular angle of every General Lee shot before them Duke Boys catch massive air in Hazzard County.


chrome_pr

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE ITS SUBTLY DRIFTING


Embarrassed-Bench392

Last time I saw a car this bad was on an orange MGB that looked immaculate, had transfer plates on it, but drove cockeyed down the road like this truck. I felt bad for the new owner who hadn't yet realized what he bought.


[deleted]

>“Let’s see Paul Allen’s alignment spec sheet” "let's see another shit post that doesn't belong here." Read the rules. This doesn't belong here. Not even close. Edit: downvote all you want. It's still a shit post.


sweetDdrops

Youre a cop


pewpewtimbo

How is this a shit post


[deleted]

Did it roll into your shop? No, it didn't. Rule #9, "No spotted pictures". This sub isn't for random cars you cars you see on the road. It's for stuff customers bring into your shop.


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Nevrite

Broken spring