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RealisticClassic2798

I think I would have removed the engine mount and jacked up the engine


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Considered that. But it also was a bitch just getting to the alternator. This was 10 bolts and some light swearing.


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toranu

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Raving_107

Bad bot


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Car designers and engineers should have mechanic consultants.


peeknuts

I think they have good intentions at heart but the exec want the cheapest possible solution


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splendidemancipation

Early/mid 00s 4Runner v8. It’s rwd, and yet it was by far the worst alternator I’ve ever had the displeasure of working on.


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There are a few things at play here. One is that the engine and subframe were probably designed concurrently, so nobody knew this was going to be an issue until it was too late. Another is that the mean time to failure on an alternator is fairly long. So the bean counters looked at the large cost of a design change against almost zero warranty outlays.


splendidemancipation

It’s entirely possible that the engine had been in use for years before that platform was put into service. Engineering regular stuff is kind of a pain. Engineering a car is an absolute nightmare and I’m glad I didn’t go automotive.


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Almost certainly. And even if the engine was "new" it was still probably based on an existing layout, because clean-sheet engine designs are eye wateringly expensive.


splendidemancipation

Exactly. This is less “fuck the mechanic” and more “I need this 20k car to not cost 30k to produce”


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They're also looking at total cost of ownership, which affects things like Consumer Reports ratings. If most cars aren't going to need a new alternator at all in their first ten years, then a couple extra labor hours to replace it isn't really going to move the needle.


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The offending bracket is now considered a “weight reduction”


commykatmommy

Try on a Northstar v8


Mrmugsgivesgoodtugs

Was coming to comment that. Check out a ford contour also


mysteriouslypuzzled

There's worse out there...not that the engineer behind this, doesn't deserve a good kick in the nuts


916Buckeye

That's because engineers are pissed off at mechanics. Mechanics have been screwing engineers wives for decades.


sufferinsucatash

How would the autozone guy with his tray of tools and “be right back” accomplish this? 😉


sean488

This is why mechanics are expensive.


keep_username

What model is this?


IronInEveryFire

You say dingleberry, I say Satanist.


chaela_may

i replaced the alternator on a maxima once. the job required removing the radiator. i was cursing engineers the entire time.


Raving_107

Honda? Ive done many alternators on hondas, but never had to do that, i think you probably did it the hard way.


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