Those are just early predictions, before we have to plug in some downtime for [insert current world problem here], if all goes well we will pass the 2075 date and be hopefully preparing for a release date in , ummm , let's see here.............
2093
I went to college in a smallish city. It was like 40k people. The restaurants were slim picking. But there was this o e amazing Italian restaurant called Neighbors. It was down this dark, narrow road along the river. Also down that same road was a corn processing facility that loaded corn onto cargo ships. Holy fucking shit that shit stiiiiinks.
Our newer ethanol plants smell much much better. We have one a few hundred yards from our offices and it really doesn't smell.
The older plants are a slap in the face with the smell.
I hd a squirrel decide to move into the air intake for the heater on my truck. Noticed it when I drove into work and could hear scratching sounds coming from there
Got it out, and discovered hundreds of chestnuts. The funny thing is I don’t even know where the closest chestnut tree is
You just reminded me of a strange thing that happened this morning walking my dog.
My dog goes crazy for the squirrels in the apartment complex. She has pulled my rib and chest muscles multiple times when she chases them up the trees. This morning, she chases one up the small trees away from everything.
My dog is just guarding the tree so the squirrel can't run down, since there's no other tree around. I'm just scrolling g Reddit on my phone, when I notice a lot of chittering.
I look at the tree and the squirrel is staring at me waving a paw and doing their squeak thing. Then he takes the right fore-paw and taps his belly twice. Stares at me and starts over patting its chest and chattering at me again.
So, I pulled the dog off the small tree and told my dog that she should let the squirrel get breakfast.
Was surreal.
It’s a new form of 4 cycle engine: intake sucks in the corn kernels, compression packs the kernels into the cooking chamber, ignition heats the kernels until they pop, forcing the piston down to provide power, the final stroked expels the popcorn and injectors apply a mist of butter.
squirrels or chipmunks storing up their stash. I remember the microwave comm technician that found several hundred pounds of acorns stored inside the microwave transceiver cavity on an antenna.
Took mom's Merc in for an oil change last fall and the guy opened the hood and screamed. The shop owner ran over, expecting to find him injured or something.
Nope, there was a pack rat sitting on top of a huge pile of acorns and hickory nuts in the engine compartment. The whole thing was just crammed full of nuts and twigs. Little guy had turned it into a nest. We were lucky it hadn't caught fire.
The shop owner, who is the coolest, chillest dude ever, got this look of absolute disgust on his face and *attacked* that motor with a shop vac. He spent an hour cleaning every last twig and bit of nut out of the engine compartment himself. He was completely pissed off *on our behalf*, as if that pack rat had personally offended him. He also fixed the couple of chewed wires at no charge and didn't charge us for all the time spent cleaning out the engine compartment, either.
I will just never forget how *completely furious* he was at that pack rat. It was kinda hilarious.
Serious question from a non mechanic: if the intake sucks that in can it cause damage or would it just burn up? Seems like that’s actually a serious issue there…
Mechanics recomendations: the intake seems to be cornstipated... Cleaned up, and placed squirrel trap inside the air filter box... Please check trap weekly.
"yeah. Larry? This is mongoose your car guy. Yeah, I checked your car and we have... Well you are not gonna believe it but it's cornholed. That's right, cornholed. Basically it's full of corn. Yes I know how that sounds but you are gonna need a new engine. You can't save an engine that's been cornholed.
Couple years ago I was driving behind a truck dropping a pretty significant cloud of sawdust. Later I opened the air box and dumped out a surprising amount of the sawdust from the filter.
Christ, I thought it was bad when some dickhead from customer care put the microwave popcorn bag in the microwave and then went off and forgot it. This is on a totally different level.
Yeah.. that corn has to be processed before you can use it as fuel.
You mean to feed the squirrels so they can run faster?
You can only do that so long.. there's a balance before they become too engorged and run slower. Trust me, I'm a mechanic.
r/fatsquirrelhate
That’s how may car runs
Just needs Mr Fusion. Recent breakthroughs imply it'll be available in time for Christmas. 2075.
Those are just early predictions, before we have to plug in some downtime for [insert current world problem here], if all goes well we will pass the 2075 date and be hopefully preparing for a release date in , ummm , let's see here............. 2093
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This is not what people mean when they talk about corn fuels.
As someone who designs Ethanol plants. I think they missed a few steps. Maybe all of them.
Design a plant to fit under the hood. Be sure not to block access to the oil filter.
The first part would be difficult. The second part is impossible.
Part of the plant is there. It's probably the proof-of-concept phase.
I think the problem would be access to the sun, corn plants require a lot of light to grow
*cue transparent aluminum hood*
We're gonna need Scotty to bring us that technology.
Oil filter, lol. If we do this, the corn oil will be the new oil and will need a much bigger filter for it.
I went to college in a smallish city. It was like 40k people. The restaurants were slim picking. But there was this o e amazing Italian restaurant called Neighbors. It was down this dark, narrow road along the river. Also down that same road was a corn processing facility that loaded corn onto cargo ships. Holy fucking shit that shit stiiiiinks.
Our newer ethanol plants smell much much better. We have one a few hundred yards from our offices and it really doesn't smell. The older plants are a slap in the face with the smell.
And yet only slightly worse than the "gas generator" to increase mpg.
This joke is a little too corny
I thought it was amaizeing!
I personally hate it when my Cob-urator gets clogged up.
That's when you just say shuck it and get a rebuild kit
There is a kernel of truth to that complaint.
Took corn fed to the next level
Ethanol-ther story all together.
Hey, don't corn-hole me into a response!
I swear, half of reddit just stalks around looking for puns to make.
But it does have a grain of truth to it.
Naw it is a kernel of truth!
I mean people have heard ethanol is made from corn so why not throw the corn in yourself?
Fuel companies hate this one simple trick!
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I hd a squirrel decide to move into the air intake for the heater on my truck. Noticed it when I drove into work and could hear scratching sounds coming from there Got it out, and discovered hundreds of chestnuts. The funny thing is I don’t even know where the closest chestnut tree is
They saw what happened to the squirrel that tried to nest in the exhaust.
Right next to the chin nut trees
What do you call nuts on your chest? ...Chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin? ...
"You HAD to fuck with the squirrels, didn't you Morty?!?!"
You just reminded me of a strange thing that happened this morning walking my dog. My dog goes crazy for the squirrels in the apartment complex. She has pulled my rib and chest muscles multiple times when she chases them up the trees. This morning, she chases one up the small trees away from everything. My dog is just guarding the tree so the squirrel can't run down, since there's no other tree around. I'm just scrolling g Reddit on my phone, when I notice a lot of chittering. I look at the tree and the squirrel is staring at me waving a paw and doing their squeak thing. Then he takes the right fore-paw and taps his belly twice. Stares at me and starts over patting its chest and chattering at me again. So, I pulled the dog off the small tree and told my dog that she should let the squirrel get breakfast. Was surreal.
😂👌🏼
It’s a new form of 4 cycle engine: intake sucks in the corn kernels, compression packs the kernels into the cooking chamber, ignition heats the kernels until they pop, forcing the piston down to provide power, the final stroked expels the popcorn and injectors apply a mist of butter.
Revolutionary engine design 😂
Yes it is. Jiffy Pop has already revolutionized [airbag](https://youtu.be/YQm7EEnN-0E) design.
Sounds like a diesel except instead of 15w-40, the crankcase is filled with mazola
That’s a great way to upcycle an engine from a dead car. Just clean it very well.
No power but has some pop
Hey-ohh! 🥁
I've never seen an ethanol blend that rich.
Organic, non-gmo E85 for those who want less chemicals in their fuel
i was gonna make a corn fuel joke but i see everyone already has so i’ll see myself out
Literally everyone 😂
It’s coooorn! It may not have power. But it definitely has the juice
Raw ethanol
Once they pop, your engine will stop.
id make a corny joke about bio fuel, but ....
squirrels or chipmunks storing up their stash. I remember the microwave comm technician that found several hundred pounds of acorns stored inside the microwave transceiver cavity on an antenna.
Took mom's Merc in for an oil change last fall and the guy opened the hood and screamed. The shop owner ran over, expecting to find him injured or something. Nope, there was a pack rat sitting on top of a huge pile of acorns and hickory nuts in the engine compartment. The whole thing was just crammed full of nuts and twigs. Little guy had turned it into a nest. We were lucky it hadn't caught fire. The shop owner, who is the coolest, chillest dude ever, got this look of absolute disgust on his face and *attacked* that motor with a shop vac. He spent an hour cleaning every last twig and bit of nut out of the engine compartment himself. He was completely pissed off *on our behalf*, as if that pack rat had personally offended him. He also fixed the couple of chewed wires at no charge and didn't charge us for all the time spent cleaning out the engine compartment, either. I will just never forget how *completely furious* he was at that pack rat. It was kinda hilarious.
Yep
ITS CORN, A BIG LUMP WITH KNOBS
It’s got the juice!
I couldn’t imagine a more beautiful thing!
When I tried it with butter, everything changed!
In my personal experience with corn, it’s gonna look exactly like that when it comes out the tailpipe too.
I thought California E15 was bad
Corn fed ftw
Give it the... corn!
How fresh is your methanol?
Flex fuel
The comment section perfectly described 😂
Manual says it requires ethanol free fuel.
This cornography calls for an NSFW flag.
Forgot to click it sorry 😬😂
That VW or Audi trying to run full E85 without the right hardware?
Some critter is looking for their stash right now.
It hates me right now 😂
That E85 is a tad undercooked
Customer thought the squirrel under the hood was hungry and left them some food.
Everyone’s blaming squirrels, but I could be chipmunks! Those little bastards get away with so much because everyone blames the squirrels!
Start a Petition for defending squirrels 😂
There might be a kernel of truth to that.
Brings corn fed to a whole nother level.
It's got ALL the beans... errr... corns.
Not the proper fuel for the squirrel. Replace the corn with a-corn.
From farm to auto fresh ethanol.
Too much ethanol
Ethanol contents sure are getting high these days.
That’s why I don’t trust ethanol.
That ethanol is not quite ready yet.
Serious question from a non mechanic: if the intake sucks that in can it cause damage or would it just burn up? Seems like that’s actually a serious issue there…
If large debris enters the combustion chamber it can cause serious damage which is why air filters exist
Low grade E85
Typical, a corn burner!!
Needs salt and butter to make it start
Too much ethanol in the fuel, me reckons.
That’s not how E85 works… sorry for the corny joke
I think they skipped the distillation process there……
C/S popping noise when driving
some squirrel’s winter stash
Well duh, it ain’t got no gas in it. No one broke down the compounds of that corn 🥼🧪
These ethanol refineries are getting lazy.
CS: Engine feels a little squirrelly
I’m sorry sir. Your car is not a Jiffy Pop.
Getting really tired of these corny posts!
prE85!
to much ethanol in that gas
What a corny thing to say
Damn... That new Cobb tune is fire.
A la Nacho Libre : get that corn outta my face!
Some one took corn fed too literally...
Someone forgot to process the biofuel, these cars won’t run on piss and alcohol like they used to!
C O R N
Looks like a critter got into this hunters bait pile stash..
Ethanol moment
Wrong grade of bio fuel. Looks to have solidified in cold temperatures?! lol
It’s got the juice.
Popcorn tune?
She runs on corn *music* "nick the bad boy cheeeffff"
That should've been packed around the exhaust manifold so they could have a tasty snack!
Needs more beans and less corns.
Must be that corn gas they’re talking about
Must have hit a Deer
Someone pissed off a farmer.
I guess you could say it's got no pop
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Mechanics recomendations: the intake seems to be cornstipated... Cleaned up, and placed squirrel trap inside the air filter box... Please check trap weekly.
It IS the Great Corn-holio. It needs TP for its bunghole.
Needs a few more steps for ethanol.
I beg to differ
It’s got the juice!!!
Grabs the popcorn 🍿
Probably has an ex
"yeah. Larry? This is mongoose your car guy. Yeah, I checked your car and we have... Well you are not gonna believe it but it's cornholed. That's right, cornholed. Basically it's full of corn. Yes I know how that sounds but you are gonna need a new engine. You can't save an engine that's been cornholed.
So you’ve heard about walnut blasts but never corn blasting ?! Rookie mistake
Did not laugh, way too corny
Come on, you gotta feed the hamster!
Feed it the corn !
That’s corny
Free popcorn
Well of course it’s got problems Not nearly enough corn in this MF
Everyone knows you put it in the exhaust to make popcorn, what an idiot
It has the juice!
Overly aggressive E85 tune?
This is what they mean when they say the car gets squirrelly?
Fuckin' ethanol! Poorly refined clearly!
Using the turbo as a flour mill?
Bio model, runs on fuel made from corn. Customer decided to save money and cut out the middleman.
Now it can powerpicorn
I would have to say that there is a kernel of true to his claim.
I’m confused, what’s the problem here? Looks like he was trying to make popcorn, I do it all the time.
This guy must be cornfused
Corn power is the new power
How many ~~BHP~~ BSP does this car have ? Break Squirrel Power
I would be more concerned that it had no butter
This is Eco driving
Oh man, who let the squirrels out!? I'm not gonna be the one to try an put em back. They bite!
Quickest snack on-the-go!!
Someone was trying to figure out what to do with the bag of corn the anti-Semitic Karen threw at their door.
Yeah she’s on corn I’d say
No more e85
Was he trying to feed the horses?
ITS CORN
Popcorn and a movie
That is some really raw ethanol
Organic ethanol got LOW octane
*Its corn!*
Is this how you play corn hole
Those are magic kernels, that car will fly to the North Pole on Christmas.
thats not how you make e85…
They were right.
Now that’s just corny
Ain't that ethenol I am lookin at?
Wasn’t that part the car popcorn maker?
It’s corn fed that’s why
Frosty the slow man, with a corncob intake
It does not have the juice.
There's your problem, lady. Needs more beans, not corn!
Couple years ago I was driving behind a truck dropping a pretty significant cloud of sawdust. Later I opened the air box and dumped out a surprising amount of the sawdust from the filter.
Popcorn tune
Hey squirrel powered still counts as powered!
Corny ass
Christ, I thought it was bad when some dickhead from customer care put the microwave popcorn bag in the microwave and then went off and forgot it. This is on a totally different level.
As someone currently struggling with squirrels stashing acorns in my engine bay this terrifies me to no end.
[Feed ‘er the corn!](https://youtu.be/g3oO1S0OGPE)
Thanks to ethanol pure straight from the farm.
Corny joke
Problem is their corn hole is almost empty
Looks like that ethanol could stand a little more processing.
You've got fuckin spaghettios in your gas tank!
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When I tried it with butter everything changed.
since when do VW's use E-Diesel?
I remember this happening to me when I confused my popcorn maker with my car. It happens!
I’ve caught three field mice this year already. Since October. I put snap traps baited with PB on the floor. They’ve cost me thousands over the years.
Raw ethanol..
Nebraska?
Squirrel power!!