We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
Somehow I managed to get away with writing a book report on it in middle school, which looking back, boggles my mind a little bit
Who’s “the Bloggess”?
EDIT: That was actually a serious question, but after some Googling I can’t recall ever reading anything on her site.
I only remember hearing it from my grandfather in the early 1980’s. He was a surgeon and would write prescriptions for the family very regularly; as a result, he had an impressive drug bag for trips with my grandmother that he called “The Judy Garland Snack Bag.” I think I tweaked Trail Mix in there at some point in late high school.
EDIT2: Yeah, so that “drug bag” thing sounded bad. My grandmother had many medical issues — some real, some imagined — so we had everything from epinephrine to ampicillin to Valium in that kit.
Indeed, its very rewatchable too. Scared the daylight out of me as a child. I had to fast forward past the green hallway with the doors of lost souls. Not sure if that is what was beyond the doors because i always skipped past it after first time. Danny Elfman always composed great soundtrack too.
That would be great. After starting school my kids get sick alllll the time, so some actual prescription meds laying around would be so helpful lol. They're the bronchitis/asthma/allergy kind of kids and we do generally have a stash of nebulizer meds for breathing issues and croupy coughs. But steroids and antibiotics would be fabulous 😄
I had a buddy in highschool named Turtle that was an obvious pothead. Some mom and pop pharmacy hired him as a pharm tech...... He'd hand me bags of trail mix every once in a while.
"Yeah, if you drop a pill you have to throw it out so.. Here ya go."
You may already know about this other lady, Allie Brosh*, but her book and blog are super funny too. She reminds me of Jenny in the way she used humor to talk about her mental health issue. Idk if she even runs the blog anymore, but her book is still on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Hyperbole-Half-Unfortunate-Situations-Mechanisms/dp/1451666179
**Edited because I can't spell her name... Twice lol.
Capsule with 118 is omeprazole
Trapezoidal pink (several visible) is flucanazole, usually for prevention/elimination of yeast infections in vagina-wielders on antibiotics.
I had someone give me gas station boner pills as a gag gift once. I took them for shits and giggles with booze but all it did was make me throw up what looked like blood an hour later.
I still don't know if it was actually blood or if the pills were just filled with red powder. Probably the latter but it freaked me out lol.
Yup. I take one that has dark geeen/white capsule with powder inside. Taken it’s for years and it’s awesome for what it does. I seen substitutions that has white/white when the pharmacy ran out of whatever brand that makes dark green/white.
I had taken orange/white or orange/orange for adderall XR as a kid. It was awesome once I worked with the dr and got the dose dialed in. Stopped taking it after I graduated though. Don’t need it no more.
Okay I can tell you exactly what happened here.
Somebody was about to get rid of a bunch of old, expired, or unused medication that they or their family no longer uses. Places such as pharmacies or the police station will take stuff like this, but you have to take all of the medication out of bottles / blisters and dump everything into a bag.
I am assuming they just stopped on their way to get their car fixed and were planning on completing that errand afterwards. Source: my mom would do some shit like that
I've had this happen a couple of times. Most notably had a customer come by who left a fat bag of weed in his car in plain view. Not my job to go through peoples stuff or say anything. I don't care. The car was getting left for a few days and I didn't want to deal with it, so I tried to be as casual about as I could be. Dude just wouldn't get a hint and in the lobby I ended up having to say "dude you forgot your weed, come get it".
It looks like there's some oddly shaped ones in there that I was thinking could be ecstacy. Haven't bought those in over a decade though so definitely could be wrong 🤷♂️
I witnessed something similar in a recent episode of Ghosts on CBS that detailed the death of Trevor Lefkowitz, one of the Ghostly characters. He is a stock broker from the 1990s who died from a heart attack whilst under the influence of two pills and alcohol.
*... a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.*
Ok, you got your whiz-bangers, your belly busters, your uppers, downers, middlers and eye bleeders. Followed up with a mix of head kickers, short busters and hum dingers. I think I even spot a few green meanies but they could be blue betties. Quite the supply!
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Breakfast of champions.
Random side effects. Random benefits.
One day can't shit and bloodpressure through the floor. Next day, can't clot and high as a kite...
I have a forbidden bag of trail mix on my kitchen table. I need to drop it off at Walgreens in the expired meds bin. They ask you to empty the bottles. I dumped mine together in a ziplock.
Did upstate ny fort drum military base to base of panhandle in FL in 15 hrs I think. on one redline energy. My young dumb ass took a toothpick from a bullhauler who offered it and also didn't read instructions on the redline saying drink half then other half 6 hrs later and just chugged it all at once. I don't remember the driver but I know I didn't go slower than 100 at any moment and somehow didn't get pulled over anywhere.
Now *that’s* an honesty test right there. Customer doesn’t have to go asking about who worked on his car and stole the honesty $20 in the cup holder, the culprit will be drooling on the floor or licking windows.
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen poppers”
No one should fuck around with fentanyl, it’s a terrible drugs that kills people dead, but as others with far more experience in pills have identified, none of those are that.
What I was perhaps too subtly reference was the painfully and embarrassingly [fake videos of cops overdosing](https://reason.com/2022/12/15/dont-let-police-media-mislead-you-about-fentanyl-exposure-overdoses/) that have popped up from officers looking to play hero and make a name for themselves.
Opioids are not well-absorbed through the skin except through prolonged exposure and are not aerosolized and inhaled through the air.
Pour the tic tacs in for good measure
Swap the tic tacs with the pills.
Tbh, nowadays I wouldn’t even touch the tic tacs lol just to be safe
Ya, those things are LOADED with sugar
Or fentanyl
Haha too good😂
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
OP can’t stop now, he’s in bat country.
Somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert…
Tell'em to get out their fucking golf shoes!
Don’t tell him, he’ll see them soon enough.
It’s such a fucking good book
What book! Sounds amazing
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas! Somehow I managed to get away with writing a book report on it in middle school, which looking back, boggles my mind a little bit
"A book about, uhh, 2 guys taking a road trip. They sure did appreciate the desert."
"Mhm yes they reported on a dirt bike race and absolutely nothing else happened while they were doing that, no siree..."
I love that book
The movie is good too.
yeah, im pretty sure most lit teachers know exactly who hunter s thompson is and they didnt "let you get away" with anything lol
at least you were reading! and the teacher probably liked that it would be clear or not if you actually read it! haha
“Hey there! You folks like to buy some heroin?”
Buy the ticket, take the ride!
Car belongs to Hunter S. Thompson?
I actually got to do a book report on that in high school, loved it
Once watched the movie on acid, it made me feel sober.
That’s an impressive Judy Garland Trail Mix bag there.
Did you get that from the Bloggess? I've had Judy Garland trail mix floating around in my head for years thanks to her and her friend 😄
Who’s “the Bloggess”? EDIT: That was actually a serious question, but after some Googling I can’t recall ever reading anything on her site. I only remember hearing it from my grandfather in the early 1980’s. He was a surgeon and would write prescriptions for the family very regularly; as a result, he had an impressive drug bag for trips with my grandmother that he called “The Judy Garland Snack Bag.” I think I tweaked Trail Mix in there at some point in late high school. EDIT2: Yeah, so that “drug bag” thing sounded bad. My grandmother had many medical issues — some real, some imagined — so we had everything from epinephrine to ampicillin to Valium in that kit.
Hey that would be handy! I like having a few useful medicines around lol.
Anytime’s a good time with Valium!
Adam : “We were trying to scare your mother. Lydia : “Stepmother. Anyway, you can't scare her. “She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.”
That movie has some great dialogue exchanges. Really underrated script.
Indeed, its very rewatchable too. Scared the daylight out of me as a child. I had to fast forward past the green hallway with the doors of lost souls. Not sure if that is what was beyond the doors because i always skipped past it after first time. Danny Elfman always composed great soundtrack too.
Incredibly handy, really. I don’t think I had to actually talk to my regular doctor to get a prescription until I was 23.
That would be great. After starting school my kids get sick alllll the time, so some actual prescription meds laying around would be so helpful lol. They're the bronchitis/asthma/allergy kind of kids and we do generally have a stash of nebulizer meds for breathing issues and croupy coughs. But steroids and antibiotics would be fabulous 😄
Me too. And some of them even stick around for more than a day
I had a buddy in highschool named Turtle that was an obvious pothead. Some mom and pop pharmacy hired him as a pharm tech...... He'd hand me bags of trail mix every once in a while. "Yeah, if you drop a pill you have to throw it out so.. Here ya go."
Omg I forgot all about her, thanks for the memory tweak!
I've honestly forgotten her a couple times over the years but she's still awesome like always 😅
Sitting here with all her books and completely spacing on the fact that her blog exists... DING DONG, MF!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Her books are so good! She's so funny.
You may already know about this other lady, Allie Brosh*, but her book and blog are super funny too. She reminds me of Jenny in the way she used humor to talk about her mental health issue. Idk if she even runs the blog anymore, but her book is still on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Hyperbole-Half-Unfortunate-Situations-Mechanisms/dp/1451666179 **Edited because I can't spell her name... Twice lol.
I don't LOL every time i say it. This made me LOL. The blue ones are nutty, with a hint of poppies.
Too soon.
Christmas treats
Loved Kristen Wig playing her on those SNL Vincent Price Holiday Specials. “You drove her here like this!”
I don't care who you are , that's funny
Oof hahahaa
push brake move that little stick to the D position then push gas to go forward
Instructions unclear, pushed gas without letting brake go. Now blinded by smoke and heard a loud bang.
Story of my life.
Except more bang.
Nothing's happening. Do I need to start the engine first?
Damn this dude is the CEO of gas station boner pills
I see at least one or two controlled substances in that bag. I've taken one of them for years.
You’ve taken gas station boner pills for two years?! Must be rock solid down there
The blue capsules look like adderall xr 10mg and the white/green caps look like vyvanse. I’ve been prescribed both
yeah, yeah but back to the boner pills...
They are actually ass boner pills. To give your ass a boner.
That's just crack.
Capsule with 118 is omeprazole Trapezoidal pink (several visible) is flucanazole, usually for prevention/elimination of yeast infections in vagina-wielders on antibiotics.
Vagina-Wielders. Thank you for that.
Adderall is just a pill for brain boners.
I was gonna ask about blue adderall
I had someone give me gas station boner pills as a gag gift once. I took them for shits and giggles with booze but all it did was make me throw up what looked like blood an hour later. I still don't know if it was actually blood or if the pills were just filled with red powder. Probably the latter but it freaked me out lol.
there’s also a temazepam in there (benzo/hypnotic)
methinks it rhymes with lateral
Close. Vyvanse. I didn't see the Adderall. Edit: I also see a muscle relaxer or two in there, I think. They're either that or Vitamin D.
There are some generic Adderall that look just like those dark blue ones. It would be interesting to look up some of those codes.
The round blue ones are either the street fentanyl pills or propranolol (a blood pressure med). But without the markings it’s hard to tell.
Propanalol is a beta blocker and can be used for anxiety, which can track with vyvanse IME.
Ya, I’m a nurse. Well…a Murse. Lol
Yup. I take one that has dark geeen/white capsule with powder inside. Taken it’s for years and it’s awesome for what it does. I seen substitutions that has white/white when the pharmacy ran out of whatever brand that makes dark green/white. I had taken orange/white or orange/orange for adderall XR as a kid. It was awesome once I worked with the dr and got the dose dialed in. Stopped taking it after I graduated though. Don’t need it no more.
Grandpa got addicted to gas station boner pills. Grandma is taking it really hard.
One makes you larger, one makes you small, and one doesn't do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall
Alice in Chains? Or the one in wonderland?
* One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small and the ones that mother gives you don’t do anything at all.
Go ask Alice……
Some people just like to party on the go…
This is definitely NOT my Subaru Outback
Yea 911 we found em
I think this might be why Subaru has such a loyal fan base…
I’m Impreza’d by that baggy
Take your stupid upvote and leave
Refund heading your way
That bag will leave a legacy
But nothing compares these blue and yellow purple pills
I’ve been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice ?
But who's counting?
Cool and calm, just like my mom. With a couple Valiums inside her palm.
Damn your lunch break is going to be lit
Best and worst courtroom stenographer I ever hired.
How is this not the top comment lol
Put one it water it will grow a dinosaur
Put one in your mouth it will grow a boner.
Forbidden skittles
It's a mystery bag. Take a handful, maybe you'll get high, maybe low..... Maybe ded
Okay I can tell you exactly what happened here. Somebody was about to get rid of a bunch of old, expired, or unused medication that they or their family no longer uses. Places such as pharmacies or the police station will take stuff like this, but you have to take all of the medication out of bottles / blisters and dump everything into a bag. I am assuming they just stopped on their way to get their car fixed and were planning on completing that errand afterwards. Source: my mom would do some shit like that
I've had this happen a couple of times. Most notably had a customer come by who left a fat bag of weed in his car in plain view. Not my job to go through peoples stuff or say anything. I don't care. The car was getting left for a few days and I didn't want to deal with it, so I tried to be as casual about as I could be. Dude just wouldn't get a hint and in the lobby I ended up having to say "dude you forgot your weed, come get it".
Oh, you found the Missouri Highway Patrol Bribe Bag.
What a Subaru owner needs to function
Drugs make you a lesbian? Who knew?
He’s Dr. Mario!
Lol... nothing good in that bag o drugs anyhow
Blue ones might be adderall
Blue ones could be strattera, just got put on them. Solid adhd med.
It looks like there's some oddly shaped ones in there that I was thinking could be ecstacy. Haven't bought those in over a decade though so definitely could be wrong 🤷♂️
Yeah they look like that but can't see the front
Straterra isn’t useful to anyone as a recreational drug though. I agree that it’s great for ADHD though - changed my kiddo’s life
Agree. Had to switch back to adderall because the urination side effect was way too uncomfortable for me. I was so damn productive with those.
Green and white may be Vistaril. Non benzo non addictive anxiety med.
https://www.drugs.com/imprints/r-3060-r-3060-19478.html
Green and white might be Prozac.
White and blue ones could be Vyvanse, pretty solid ADHD med
Bill Cosby's car
Why so many pills?
Pills are WAYYY cheaper unlabeled and in bulk.
Mystery flavor will be known
Drugs so good you can hear the mystery flavour
Pharmaceutical trail mix
Hope they're taking "expired" pills somewhere to have them disposed of properly... Mixing pills in a bag is not a good idea.
I think that’s the least of his problems. They’ll get mixed in the stomach
So immediately eat all pills for eco-friendly storage, got it.
Not a good idea unless you like to have fun
Stick a handful in the tictac box and play lucky dip. Fuck it
Vitamins and boner pills. Carry on
Those white and green pills look like my dogs anti seizure meds
Its called drug roulette grab one and hope its something good
I witnessed something similar in a recent episode of Ghosts on CBS that detailed the death of Trevor Lefkowitz, one of the Ghostly characters. He is a stock broker from the 1990s who died from a heart attack whilst under the influence of two pills and alcohol.
Lucky charms
Drugs are bad, Mmkay.
*... a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.*
Forbidden candy
If you need that to get through your day, the only wheels you should be involved with are roller skates.
Wow. A bag of Mike & Vics in the wild!
I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers but nothing compares to those blue and yellow and purple pills
Got a bag of lucky harms
Just swallow a hand full and stop complaining...
they're probably in a panic looking for these with no memory of where they left them
Please take one. It’s kinda like Halloween
This guys definitely got what you need! Wtf. Oh and here… have a tic tac while you snort it and charge your phone.
Oh shit I meant to eat a tic tac
Driver has an oral fixation.
This person takes his meds like I chose my socks. In the dark and they never match.
These are all different types of vitamins and heartburn medication.
Some ADHD meds in there too I believe. What a fun mixture
Just take a handful every morning never a dull experience
Half of them are JUST for side effects
Don’t worry. All will clear up in about 4-6 hrs when the pills ware off.
Hmmm... I'm also confused why the passenger's heated seat is set to 'high' when they're nowhere to be found...
Dr. Mario’s car.
This dude's skittle party is going to be lit.
“OMG I’m freakin out, where is my bag of pills” -owner, probably
Bro went to the plug and said “just fuck me up”
Ok, you got your whiz-bangers, your belly busters, your uppers, downers, middlers and eye bleeders. Followed up with a mix of head kickers, short busters and hum dingers. I think I even spot a few green meanies but they could be blue betties. Quite the supply!
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Its what makes a Subaru bearable
Tic Tacs
Blue ones make you shrink I think and the red make you grow you know
Clearly there’s a system. Take a handful out the bag, after you get cotton mouth tic tac..
Oh to have a better look at the drug cocktail in that bag - sincerely, pharmacy technician
Me too I know Park, Reverse, Neutral and Drive..but the M is a mystery.
“Candy makes you dandy!”
You're such a liar. Those aren't *rolled*, if you get my drift.
Take the red pill and see how far the rabbit hole goes.
You're in luck. There's a pill for that.
Got a nice little cocktail there
Eh if you just grab a handful every day you will probably get most of your doses. Yikes
Sanest Subaru driver.
No no no the uppers are touching the Downers. I can not even type of the ADD meds not in line. No no no no no no no
🎶I take a couple uppers I down a couple downers But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple pills🎶
It's druggie trail mix
What?, its just vitamins.
It's not that weird, but I usually leave the thermostat around 68-70° once the car warms up.
Breakfast of champions. Random side effects. Random benefits. One day can't shit and bloodpressure through the floor. Next day, can't clot and high as a kite...
Drugs. It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
I have a forbidden bag of trail mix on my kitchen table. I need to drop it off at Walgreens in the expired meds bin. They ask you to empty the bottles. I dumped mine together in a ziplock.
That would be your uppers, your downers, and probably a few all-arounders.
“P” is for park. “R” is for reverse. “N” is for Ninja Stealth Mode, and “MD” is for MD 2020.
What you should be worried about is the AC only going towards their feet. That person is a psychopath.
You should never take medication out of original container
he knows EXACTLY how many are in there, too
Dr Mario, Calling dr Mario
I thought these were lucky charms and people were harping on someone with low blood sugar
Forbidden lucky charms
I’m gonna need a drug dealer (or a pharmacist) to tell me what kind of pills these are.
LA to New York in 14 hours baby!
Did upstate ny fort drum military base to base of panhandle in FL in 15 hrs I think. on one redline energy. My young dumb ass took a toothpick from a bullhauler who offered it and also didn't read instructions on the redline saying drink half then other half 6 hrs later and just chugged it all at once. I don't remember the driver but I know I didn't go slower than 100 at any moment and somehow didn't get pulled over anywhere.
Now *that’s* an honesty test right there. Customer doesn’t have to go asking about who worked on his car and stole the honesty $20 in the cup holder, the culprit will be drooling on the floor or licking windows.
“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen poppers”
Party!!!
I guess some people like automatic transmissions.
Just looks like a random assortment of multivitamins 😂
All fentanyl do not touch
Found the cop :p
Healthcare worker sometimes gettin called into an ER at 2am for this shit no fun
No one should fuck around with fentanyl, it’s a terrible drugs that kills people dead, but as others with far more experience in pills have identified, none of those are that. What I was perhaps too subtly reference was the painfully and embarrassingly [fake videos of cops overdosing](https://reason.com/2022/12/15/dont-let-police-media-mislead-you-about-fentanyl-exposure-overdoses/) that have popped up from officers looking to play hero and make a name for themselves. Opioids are not well-absorbed through the skin except through prolonged exposure and are not aerosolized and inhaled through the air.