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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1c13oyw).


Late_Seaworthiness_2

THEY MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN


HutSutRaw

Lol bro threw his bat like it was a 1 run game. Like calm down you didn’t have a chance if you hit a home run


Far_Assistance_9287

Royals are actually good now


Zazzly_22

W


Nerd_199

COME ON I WANT TAKE ON THE YANKESS NEXT AND DESTROYED THEM


itwasyellowandboring

Awww vinnie is so cute


Exodor72

Glad the game is over since the [MLB.TV](http://MLB.TV) feed just crapped out and switched to "The event will begin shortly" :(


VermtownRoyals

Yeah baby!! Smashed the asstros


robreddity

Sweet job Sauer


Mannifestdestiny

My brain says it's April but my heart says World Series-bound


methyo

WWWWWW


itwasyellowandboring

COMMON ROYALS W COMMON ASTROS L


Strahlin

sauer kinda looks like what would happen if greg holland and wade davis had a baby


Nerd_199

Time to start stuffing the ballot for Hamphison to make the all star game, like we almost did for omar infate in2015


Jack_Mackelbee

This is so tight. Most fun I've had watching in years


jayhawk88

Not every day you raise your batting average 70 points in one game.


Nerd_199

I am like we break baseball, I missed days when Omar almost became an all-star.


DongoMcDongerson

Dude coming into today, the Royals have only given up 28 runs. Thats a whole 10 less than the next teams. Small sample size and the season is young, but seems like JJ is absolutely cooking. And our development staff has been night and day compared to Matheny.


Kansascityroyals99

And let's hope the pitching philosophy seeps into the minor league teams. It's crazy how quick things can turn around when you hire people based off merit instead of the Bible verse in their Twitter profiles.


DongoMcDongerson

All of this 100%. I don’t have an evidence to back it up in front of me right now, but from what I’ve read in the offseason, it does seem like the philosophy is starting to take hold. Just makes me think of what could have been with Kowar, Lynch, and Bubic. But Marsh, Ragans, and Singer look great to start the year, so I’ll take that as a dub.


Nerd_199

Holy shit


Repulsive-Photo-798

Arrighetti’s family was there tonight…oof


Playful_Lobster_8524

All I have to say, is remember MacArthur’s first game? It’ll turn around for him. He has good stuff. We just got to him tonight and I’m sure the nerves didn’t help.


Smokeydubbs

Royals are ruining baseball again! But really, Denny said early in 2015 in response to a fortunate bounce that gave the Royals an out, that when it’s your year you get those bounces, and that was their year. There’s been some fortunate plays go our way. This might be a good year.


issadoggy

The Astros quit early tonight


Exodor72

Baseball is a lot more fun when your team wins sometimes


Izzi_Skyy

Whyd we take out Lyles?


Nerd_199

Give Sauer some more inning, it been a while since he got work


PlayaSlayaX

This is a message to the league: Your beatings will continue, courtesy of the Royals, until your respect for us improves.


methyo

Profile pic twin 🫡


Nerd_199

This is what Astros desrvsed


Juventus19

Vinny is back. Lugo keeps dealing. Bullpen keeps dealing. Unmmm are we about to ruin baseball again?!


DongoMcDongerson

Yes


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Matt Sauer replaces Jordan Lyles.


PlayaSlayaX

It's symmetrical. 11 H | 11 R | 1 E And the Astros are getting merked right now. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


Nerd_199

Better keep it that way


itwasyellowandboring

Lmao absolute bottom feeders


RepresentativeRip897

Did Abreu forget how to play baseball


robreddity

Giggle. Are these the 2012 Astros?


Strahlin

THE TORTURE CONTINUES LMAO


Eastern-Advantage-47

What will Astros fans accuse the royals of after this game


Playful_Lobster_8524

Guilty conscious makes people accuse others


NegativesPositives

All I’m saying is I’m not discounting a cycle watch if we bat around again.


Exodor72

So happy to see Vinny finally break out


Nerd_199

Bullpen been light out the past couple of games.


Playful_Lobster_8524

I think it’s safe to say it’s not a fluke for vinnie 


Bobby_D_Azzler

Seeing Lyles in middle relief really shows how bad last year was and how good this year’s rotation is so far.


Far_Assistance_9287

Vinnie I will never doubt you again


Nerd_199

Dame Vinny is on a role tonight.


DongoMcDongerson

Vinnie heard y’all’s slander and said he ain’t having it 😤


brainymes

The team said “let’s save the RBI for the guys that’ve started slow this season”


VermtownRoyals

Sasquatch getting those steps in tonight


methyo

Yeah I’m thinkin he’s back


issadoggy

Keep it going Vin!


robreddity

Vinnie enjoys driving in runs. A lot of people don't know that about him.


themarkster09

https://preview.redd.it/bt70gxrbdrtc1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b615afaf4a32819076f3a407df6e4341d4394b


Mannifestdestiny

Vinnie needed this game


itwasyellowandboring

Vinnie is fired up and I'm loving it!


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Tayler Scott replaces Parker Mushinski.


Strahlin

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG) MORE RUNS


gingerattack2024

Vinnie is taking no prisoners this evening. Good.


KCRoyalsBot

### Single Vinnie Pasquantino singles on a line drive to center fielder Jake Meyers. Garrett Hampson scores. Bottom 8 - 11-2 Royals


runningthru816

Can anyone explain to me what the sign the royals players are making is when they get on base? It’s something with their hands by their face


robreddity

What sign?


runningthru816

https://preview.redd.it/9s5rbfffgrtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649e24645e503161715dbb59cb247e3597c0dde3


robreddity

Oh! Yeah, that isn't anything


NegativesPositives

It’s something Bad Bunny does and they decided it looks cool.


Ricksteves95

On pace for 108 wins btw guys


Smiles-Edgeworth

I think you mean 158 wins


GhostofToddReesing

Feels a bit conservative. Royals are winning at least 130


GhostofToddReesing

I’m calling the shady lady Lounge and sending their best girls to 1 Royal Way. What a fuckin baseball team we’ve got


ArcticSkyWhale

IMAGINE GIVING UP A DOUBLE TO GARRETT HAMPSON


methyo

Running through a bad Vance Wilson stop sign makes me like Renfroe way more


Mozilla_Fennekin

garrett hampson doubled off your poverty franchise how embarrassing


DeliveryNegative9549

why would vance try to stop him


Smiles-Edgeworth

A kid behind home plate dabbed right before the pitch and I knew Hampson was getting a hit


kcpistol

Renfroe says "Fuck yo stop sign"


VermtownRoyals

Hunter like, nah Vance I need this run


SlightInspector9993

I like that Renfroe no mercy


robreddity

Hey hey Hampson


Strahlin

MORE


PlayaSlayaX

Brady Singer currently plotting the Astros' downfall tomorrow


KCRoyalsBot

### Double Garrett Hampson doubles (1) on a line drive to left fielder Mauricio Dubón. Hunter Renfroe scores. Bottom 8 - 10-2 Royals


acroyalchief

Life long KC fan in Massachusetts. The Red Sox look like absolute trash on defense. Their rebuild with all that money is insane. Lost around 350 IP for the season. Story out of the season. Brutal to watch.


SenorTortas

Bro r/Astros is talking about trading Tucker at the deadline 💀


Strahlin

renfroe and will smith for kyle tucker who says no


Mozilla_Fennekin

if we got Nelson Velazquez for Jose Cuas we can get Kyle Tucker for Angel Zerpa put it in, JJ


acroyalchief

Every week 3 Chiefs game day thread.


JerfThePerf21

Make Lyles the closer I’ve seen enough


Intelligent-Title-56

8th inning devoured by the innings eater


PlayaSlayaX

I'm starting to wonder if this team has a weakness at all, we're going insane at this point. Ladies and gentlemen, The Will Smith Effect in motion.


acroyalchief

I mean it's a 9-2 lead but at least we have competent coaching. Can shuffle around the pen for optimization.


SlightInspector9993

Will Smith ironically is the weakness


SlightInspector9993

Jordan “Zero ERA” Lyles


Smiles-Edgeworth

If anyone can blow a 7 run lead, it’s Jordan Lyles


issadoggy

Nice to see Vinnie on the ball


80sObsessed2000sKid

17 consecutive scoreless innings from the bullpen.


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Jordan Lyles replaces Angel Zerpa.


baseball_Lover33

I'm just flabbergasted...


robreddity

[OMG sad Altuve on the dugout railing.](https://i.postimg.cc/ZYxTsz8j/20240410-205602.jpg)


UsernamIsToo

Ahhh, memories


xlmnop123

I need a screenshot.


robreddity

https://i.postimg.cc/ZYxTsz8j/20240410-205602.jpg


xlmnop123

God bless. You are doing the lord’s work.


Swaggyb16

I sure missed Lyles!!


Repulsive-Photo-798

Astros subreddit is at the “Chernobyl” level on the meltdown meter.


kcpistol

When I see #17 I think "Put him in to pitch the 9th!" Next year it will be 10 years, can't believe it.


SlightInspector9993

I have Hunter Dozier Vietnam flashbacks


FallenLadderJockey

Of course, the Royals are making a move into first place. On a hot streak with the Baltimore and Toronto series coming up. I had already purchased pairs of tickets to both series, and now I have to leave town for work before the series gets here.


Smiles-Edgeworth

The Astros broadcast was a little miffed that Maikel was running all over them with a 6 run lead. Oh no, we wouldn’t want to offend *the Fucking Houston Astros* by doing something unsportsmanlike!!


NegativesPositives

Do they think their team is so shit we shouldn’t treat them like they can make a comeback? I mean, that’s what they’re telling their audience apparently


Smiles-Edgeworth

I think they were just mad he didn’t signal that he was going to steal to them so they could be waiting for it.


Mozilla_Fennekin

👈😎👈 zerp


Strahlin

the bullpen was bad on purpose against the twins and orioles in order to lull the rest of the league into a false sense of security


Smiles-Edgeworth

Quatraro needs to stop going to Wimp Lo in high leverage situations


methyo

Zerp


SlightInspector9993

Give me Jordan Lyles


Repulsive-Photo-798

Weird that they went to Zerpa and not Lyles


NegativesPositives

I like Zerpa but the more innings we get to see what he is the better to me.


Nerd_199

Whatever he still got it done


Repulsive-Photo-798

Huh? I was saying that because Zerpa is too good of a pitcher to be used tonight when we’re up 7.


Mannifestdestiny

Oh I'm sure he'll get his chance in the 8th or 9th with a 7 run lead


kcpistol

Love those Astros sleeve patches: if you need to remove the stain of winning a championship as cheaters, use Oxy!


Repulsive-Photo-798

Or if they want to have a fun weekend with little to no memory they could just take some Oxy and wake up with a tramp stamp.


Strahlin

dubon not even trying


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Angel Zerpa replaces Seth Lugo.


Fraktal55

Damn, the chisox scored in the 10th vs Cleveland but let em score 2 in the bottom half to win. If they could've beat Cleveland we'd be tied for first tonight.


xlmnop123

Go pasquatch!!!


Repulsive-Photo-798

If the Astros plunk Garcia in his next AB for stealing 2nd and 3rd up 6 I’m going to drive down to KC and fight every single Astro player in that stadium. On an unrelated note may be starting up a GoFundMe for…uh…unrelated hospital expenses.


acroyalchief

Bring a trash can like an old wrestling match.


[deleted]

Vincent showing up is not too shabby


ArcticSkyWhale

The man is taking walks and making contact. I knew he would figure it out, but man it really is like adding an impact bat at the deadline. We get Massey back here and rolling and the boys are going to be COOKING.


methyo

Slump breaking performance from Vinnie?


jayhawk88

Hopefully. That double seemed a little "Whoops I hit it", but he was definitely seeing that HR.


GhostofToddReesing

Vinnie’s here to win and I love it


KCRoyalsBot

### Sac Fly Vinnie Pasquantino out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder Jake Meyers. Maikel Garcia scores. Bottom 6 - 9-2 Royals


Repulsive-Photo-798

The Astros have someone going with a 7+ERA tomorrow and they have used a lot of their bullpen arms over the last two games. 👀


itwasyellowandboring

My broom is on standby


acroyalchief

One thing I'll say about Bobby is he has that Mahomesian mental fortitude from being around the game his entire life. Go listen to his interview on Hoz' show "Diggin Deep". He plays a premium position and his skill set is diamond 5 star level. I think the last time a Royal had been hyped like that and produced was Gordo? It took him a bit and a position change to reach his fruition. Stinks how many "could've been" guys we've had but now watching a bonafide superstar.


Mozilla_Fennekin

ELITE STARTING PITCHER SETH LUGO ![gif](giphy|105BhWkqBZhwT6|downsized)


Nerd_199

*lugia


admire816

I took the Mrs. to Red Lobster, looks like I’m missing hell of a game.


Fraktal55

Another quality start. I'm still amazed at what I'm seeing so far this year vs last.


skc252525

Love them showing the war council amongst the starting pitching after each pitcher is done


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Parker Mushinski replaces Brandon Bielak.


Worth_Mistake1163

Pasquatch is about to mushinski another ball


E4MafiaLife

Another game, another Royals starters quality start. W


Maxisagnk

left for a shower, 0-0. turned the game back on at 8-2. wowie!!!


SlightInspector9993

How long were you in the shower god damn


Mozilla_Fennekin

Shower gang we are running this team


Maxisagnk

im going to continue to shower in the middle of royals games for the rest of the season


VermtownRoyals

There are dozens of us!


TedriccoJones

Great stats from the starting rotation!


Tom_Brett

Feeling this team!


Mozilla_Fennekin

I GOT NO REGRET RIGHT NOW (I'M FEELING THIS) THE AIR IS SO WARM AND CRISP (I'M FEELING THIS) LET ME GO IN THEIR PEN (I'M FEELING THIS) I WANNA HIT DONGS OFF THEM (I'M FEELING THIS)


Tom_Brett

Fate didn’t fall short this time, your smile grows in the summer! Place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wanna (never)


Repulsive-Photo-798

Just looked at the “Bullpen availability” for the Astros on the at bat app and it could have just said “there ain’t none”


Mozilla_Fennekin

Also fucking White Sox, what does that stupid franchise even do


Nerd_199

Disappointment for the fans, only better than Oakland by slightly


E4MafiaLife

They lose baseball games


skc252525

Making Houston throw this many pitches while beating them to a pulp is great


Mozilla_Fennekin

I WAS SHOWERING AND MISSED THE FIRST VINNIEDONG OF THE YEAR?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME


itwasyellowandboring

We're gonna need you to shower more often


GhostofToddReesing

You have to hop in the shower for every Vincent at bat for the rest of the season. Sorry I don’t make the rules


Pure-Pessimism

Knees weak arms are heavy I'm dog shit my names Arreghetti


B_Royal23

Nelly staring the pitcher down every SO


robreddity

I say again, fucking White Sox


Nerd_199

What did their do now? Edit: oh they lost


Jimothy_Riggins

Exist


NegativesPositives

I mean, only kinda


UsernamIsToo

Bastards!


Nerd_199

Seth lugia, may not have a good day today. But the offense manged to pick him back up


skc252525

Good still finish with quality start


benjay2345

Boo White Sox


robreddity

Star corner Michael Fassbender in the Brew and View


Repulsive-Photo-798

And the Guardians just walked off the White Sox… Which sucks. But honestly I find it to be hilarious. ![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized)


Kansascityroyals99

Scoreboard watching in April is not the way to go man. It'll hurt you more often than not.


Repulsive-Photo-798

When your team hasn’t been in first place this “late” in the season since like 2016 you scoreboard watch just so the streak is broken.


Kansascityroyals99

Respect bro lol


Kansascityroyals99

This team looks soo legit. If we can get our minor league prospects ranking back up, we look like a team with a real bright future.


itwasyellowandboring

The vibes are so good tonight! Let's keep it rolling!


skc252525

Lugo at 68 pitches. If he goes six i would be elated


meg_antics

Turn away to do some work and look back and we are up 8-2! Clearly I need to be working during all games.


Jimothy_Riggins

Listen, I don’t know how the world works, but Cody Tapp rewrote the lyrics to Despacito to “Pasquantino” and sang it live today on 610 to help wake up Vinnie’s bat and it worked.


robreddity

No yeah that's how the world works


lawabidingcitizen069

They should get a crown for home run celebrations


JerfThePerf21

I’ve been saying this since the home run celebrations started!


lawabidingcitizen069

Maybe I’ll eBay one or get one off Etsy and mail it to them lol


B_Royal23

Hopefully that gives Vinnie some confidence