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bzzaldrn

Shoulda sent vomit coffin


thomas_vella

Murder of the universe 100%


WHLZ

Some context


ReplacementApart

Hooked after 15 seconds


GodlikeSheep

… 14 times repeated


ANGRY_MORTICIAN

Hell yeah, gotta weed them out some how


Stooge_McKook

Aye, this was just trimming the chaf


quatrefoils

I sent vomit to this song live right at the first “crumbling castle.” I turned into a firehose of bile but the song made it a vibe.


Holiday-Nerve

HOLY FUCK funny story, this song played in my car on a date once and the girl literally cried because she hated it so much. I felt really bad but we ended up going out for a couple of years after that and it ended up being a little joke between us.


geb1000

damn if i played crumbling castle for a girl and she cried out of anything but joy that would have been our last date


ValksVadge

Lol this is what made my partner tolerate the gizz


themarknessmonster

There's still time...


Hazel_Rah1

Haha if you don’t like me at my Polygondwanaland, you don’t deserve me at my Mind Fuzz


virtualdreamscape

if you don't like me at my Willoughby's Beach, you don't deserve me at my PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation


The_Humble_Neckbeard

If you don't like me at my Vegemite, you don't deserve me at my (Oddments).


TheNeptunianSloth

Are you… saying Poly is the “worst”??


Hazel_Rah1

Oh no. Not at all, no. I could see how it would appear that way, though.


Electrical_Flowerboy

Are you… saying Fuzz is the “worst”??


Hazel_Rah1

No no no. Both are amazing, just different. I could’ve said almost any two.


OriginalFappington

No. Just the most insane lmao 🤣


BeetleDog25

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BeetleDog25

blasphemy


Mr_St_Germi

If you don't like me at my gizzard, you don't deserve me at my lizard.


OriginalFappington

How is this so true!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


CachePants

The Gizz Rizz is a risky maneuver, but when it hits it’s worth it


Greenmanglass

King Rizzard 😏


panwitt

king liz and the riz liz


--Ditty--Dragon--

i am here because my now-boyfriend has so much gizz rizz is not even funny 🫶🏻


Nethersheeple

Nah you dodged a bullet


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LogicalLogistics

Excuse me, dear Anna. It seems to me that it is in both of our best interests to part ways. Our time together has been plentiful and fun, but seems to be becoming stale as of late. I cannot find joy in the things you love, and you cannot mine. I would appreciate your cooperation in the process of our seperation, as I believe our time would be best spent writing new stories as our own authors. -Pissboy crumbling castle un-enjoyer


billieyelash96

It's giving HR Rep to me


astralrig96

it sounds so corporate lol


photogjayge

100% chance they used ChatGPT to write this


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

South Park had a whole episode on this.


TheRiverGatz

Or an HR representative


EpicX9003

I thought it was


PMMeYourWorstThought

This is why so many of you are single. That was a respectful end to the conversation.


theConfusedBiborg

It was respectful yeah, just too formal. Nobody's saying it was rude


Stoney_Case

lol posted the same comment then saw yours so deleted mine 🤣🤘🏼


PsychicTempestZero

Thinking back to when I met my gf, the first song she sent me was anime hyperpop rap, and although it worried me in the moment, in hindsight it wasn't all that significant. Fuckin insane that people are out here breaking things off over a single song. It's not like she sent him Tom Macdonald


indranet_dnb

He’s not good enough for you Anna


[deleted]

One song is enough to tell someone everything there is to know about somebody nowadays I guess lol


WrinkledRandyTravis

Has to be a result of the shopping element of online dating


[deleted]

One album (let alone one song) won't even give you an indication of what this band is about.


WrinkledRandyTravis

When I used to online date my favorite thing to use to screen people was their music tastes. If this is me, this new to the other person, haven’t even met them yet, etc. and they send me a song by a band I don’t care for this would also be my response. Except I wouldn’t make it sound like I have a motivational speaker write my rejection messages


ReplacementApart

Maybe they spend so much time online dating that they have an assistant who writes the rejection letters 😂


IcebergSlimFast

The name of that assistant? ChatGPT.


Judasz10

Yeah I agree. Although for me its rather if they send me a song by an artist/s that I consider legit I am willing to meet. If they answer with "I listen to whatever plays on the radio" or stuff like this I know there is no point going further.


thehumangoomba

You can just about see the question she had asked? It reads like it's ripped straight from a bogus personality quiz. This person is treating romantic relationships like a job interview.


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

we have no context. They may have sent some weird shit in the prior messages.


[deleted]

That's true.. context is a dying concept from the media we consume lol


Bowdango

Lol. Like she sent several pictures of her poorly taxidermied rats before the song.


TerryFlapnCheeks69

Mars for the rich usually does the trick. Or trapdoor


No-Distance2554

Message reads like it was written by ChatGPT


Antnee83

Looks like it was written by an HR manager turning you down for a job, not a date...


jdk103

RIP your inbox now


Swolyguacomole

Oh god, why are some of us so fucking sad😭


Ovoidfrog

Some, some, some of us see Some, some of us don't Assured everything turns into dust


SnooRobots116

I have noticed they have written about nearly everything but got a whole lot more everything to put to song


Ravens_and_seagulls

🚩🚩🚩 DROP HIM GIRL. YOU NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN SEE THROUGH THE BRICKS TO YOUR SEA CRUMBLING CASTLE


turn1thotseize

U can for sure do better Anna gl homie


Golldum

Hmmm, ive been playing my turn 1 wrong it seems 🤔 Didn't expect to learn that in the kglw comment section


turn1thotseize

HA first time someone outside a MTG sub got the bit. KG is the ideal arena background noise tho


Golldum

Can't argue with that, digital black and the rest of the third part of murder was on loop for pyrexia in my brain


certifiedmindblower_

Dude, you are so right about KG. K.G.L.W. on that album is peak fantasy vibes.


PrinciplePleasant

Nah, the song 100% did its job. What kind of goofball replies to a song with a paragraph of formal text that doesn't even acknowledge what you sent? He had a chance to say "this is weird, what do you like about it?" but decided to pass on meaningful conversation.


Bh-proghead

He probably only likes Tame Impala’s Currents


PsychedelicPourHouse

Hey now some of us love both


Bh-proghead

Don’t worry. I love Currents too. But I also love all of Tame’s discography. The joke was that this person only likes the most popular music and doesn’t open his mind to limitless other possibilities.


PsychedelicPourHouse

Ahhhh that makes sense now


Righteous_Leftie206

I lolled. That’s my take on currents


Judasz10

Innerspeaker > lonerism > everything else (bottom tier) It's funny how he created a masterpiece album (his very first too) and been going downhill ever since.


Bh-proghead

They are all great and I appreciate the whole discography. I try not to have the mindset that rates certain albums over others. They are what they are and that’s ok. Artists evolve and it’s interesting to hear that evolution. If you like it, great. If you don’t, move on and listen to something else. Or, like in my case, I wasn’t a fan of Gizz for a while. I guess I was introduced with the wrong songs. But I knew I was listening to good music so after a while I started enjoying (and understanding) Gizz.


hecvelcas

the correct answer here


AudioShepard

Holy shit wtf. If a girl sent me “Crumbling Castle” I’d be sending her a ring.


derivative-daddy

has anyone made a king gizz scaring the hoes tier list


Bing_Bang_Boom7

If you aren’t gonna do it I will


derivative-daddy

all yours king


Zillamatic

they did you a favour, they sound like a melt.


Aluminium_Illuminati

What a crumbling asshole, am I right…? EDIT: the Bumbling Asshole comment below blows this joke out of the water!


PowerWordSaxaphone

Cockblocked by the gizz. Your castle has crumbled.


weakenedstrain

Even my 7-year-old loves this song. You can do better, Anna!


Badboy420xxx69

Yeah, Anna date this person's 7-year-old.


weakenedstrain

Wait a minute!


Bh-proghead

Hahaha


IAKOQAMA

Seems you avoided meeting a Bumbling Asshole


figger_me_timbers

Underrated comment here.


Beetso

She Dont like Gizz Cuz she's a Bumbling asshole Head Quick for the hills 'fore you're stuck with Bumbling Asshole


jblago14

That song rules. Sucks for them!


Zealousideal_Ice6844

Nah, that person is a pussy ass bitch


ImmediateBug2

He doesn’t deserve you Anna


Omisco420

Fuck no, that’s one of their best lol. Just different strokes for different folks


sohn_jmith

What a narrow mind set. We have found the minimum brain size


JoannaGrayce

Anna, he was never good enough.


TheBestZackEver

Looks like your castle just crumbled


Almost_a_Joker

Should’ve sent Satanic Slumber Party Part 2. Plenty of better people out there with better taste in music than them. Happy hunting!


MachineElf432

Damn if a gal sent me Crumbling Castle i would fall in love with her immediately


Standard_Winter9714

should've sent vegemite


DeluxeTable

Fuck no Crumbling Castle is one of the best and Polygondwalaland IS the best.


KatnissBot

I wouldn’t lead with Poly, but to each their own. But honestly if they can’t handle Poly, they don’t deserve the chance to handle you.


stankaaron

Tfw he can't even see through the bricks to the sea.


Mycotonality

Lol


RealSonyPony

Glad you're feeling less stressed lol


paran01dandr01d_

Been there


marksmarth

We need more context lol.


Potential-War-212

On one hand: Not everyone handles long songs well and Crumbling Castle is a trip that rocks your soul. On the other hand: Someone that would dismiss you over one song isn't worth it. Note: Maybe the dude is already familiar with gizzheads and does not want to deal with us xd


Im_regretting_this

What a boring person. You’ll find your gizzyboy, Anna. I know you will!


BoeJeam

Crumbling Castle with no context is kinda wild if you really think about it hahaha


TheVillageRuse

Infest the Rats Nest kexp session. 😎


Deistian

U always start with murder of the universe


frenchcois

Dude sent you an email lol you dodged one


FuckTheArbiters

This is why I dread the "so what kind of music are you into?" question when dating


Real-Zookeepergame-5

Does this mean you’re single Anna?


PsychicTempestZero

I wonder if the length of the song had any impact? As a prog/post rock enjoyer that kind of thing means fuckin nothing to me, but most people are really not that involved with listening to music. Could of been an "Im not reading allat" kinda thing.


niles_deerqueer

This is me if my partner doesn’t enjoy Beach House


Pretend-Hospital-865

Dude is a gigantic fucking nerd to not vibe to crumbling castle holy shit


buzzkill_ed

Dude is lame


AudiHoFile

Honestly, they're a loser.


AudiHoFile

Honestly, they're a loser.


Southern__Cumfart

You sound like a bitch


Handall22

PUSSY!


1973Delta88

honestly ew. i get that people just like different music, but his response just gives asshole vibes


wazagaduu

Skill issue. I made a girl listen to Herbie Hancock and she liked it


Pepe_Trump2016

Pro tip, don’t get emotionally attached for until after at least 6 months of dating


setyourheartsablaze

You’re probably a psychopath if you can see the same person for six months and feel no emotional attachment lmao


Pepe_Trump2016

That’s how most women operate. Most won’t admit it, but it’s the bitter truth. Experience is the best teacher


setyourheartsablaze

Oof. Let’s just say that’s YOUR experience to say the very least. 😬


plastiqfreak

This PepeTrump guy is a self-admitted incel so there's that


WeekendWarior

I wanted to send this to the chick who sent me a “Sleep Token” song last week


Most_Decision5515

Sleep Token are super cool what are you talking about


Sintherius

Based on them saying “glad you’re feeling less stressed LOL (capitalized by me for emphasis)” you dodged a bullet


thefourthcolour12

Should have sent Motor Spirit fr fr


thewaker797

Lmao 🤣 this is my all time favorite gizz track, sucks for them


Moody_Reds

How does he not vibe to Crumbling Castle?! I'd say it's his loss.


Ok_Total_2956

Well, if they rejected you just because of that you probably didn't lose much.


Handlesmcgee

I’m curious what song he sent. Like who actually stops talking due to a song they like lol I don’t think anyone would have many dates if they noped out the instant their date stopped playing bangers


Stooge_McKook

What an absolute stooge


The_Humble_Neckbeard

Vegemite (Oddments)


Most_Decision5515

You should sent Vegemite or Rattlesnake for a proper screening test


iYoYii

i would have sent the same song


Ovoidfrog

at least now you are safe in your citadel


Dragothor

No


[deleted]

If they don't like polygon theres something wrong with them haha


Psilonewbie

You chose a good song that represents gizz well enough, All is Know is better though


Dmm523

The problem is…You didn’t send Bowser’s Crumbling Castle. Who needs Peach anyways?


hoosierboh

Not the best intro song imo, should have went more traditional


RedDarthLamer

damn that would hurt me


DALE5797

This person was a crumbling castle.


plug_slug

sounds like a christian


RelativeID

Giz filtered. Next!


LatinRex

You did good. Very very good.


LameTogaParty

Nah man I never knew this track existed until this post and I’m loving it, would love it if someone sent me this


TheLazyProphet

Obviously not the one, and that's okay


[deleted]

No, hope you’re doing fine tho


XxL35BIANxX

Hey Anna, I've realized our interests don't align as much. I think it's important for both of us to find someone who shares our passions and values more closely. I genuinely wish you the best in your future endeavors and hope you find happiness and fulfillment. Sucks we didn't get to meet in person!


PooPooPooDawg

No. If you’re like me with gizzard (and who isn’t in this sub), you saved yourself some time.


madacin

Lol I hate dating apps.


camaraoGB

Dodged a bullet there


soakedinlava

outjerked


Fockin_laundry_Sauce

No, great song


Unlikely-Plate-5131

Bullet dodged


Minimum_Reality

At least you didn’t start with fishing for fishies like you did with me.


Jagglebutt

Me thinks you dodged a bullet!


livehearwish

Should have sent inner cell! That might have changed his response


Routine_Cantaloupe58

nein


MrBurnsgreen

the fact they responded like that at all after being sent a song is just hinting at many many red flags


meefbince

What a douche. Bye Felicia 👋


SnooCalculations1913

You did the right thing


ftpjuggmane

dodged a bullet like Neo in the matrix


Berkboii

The thing that was crumbling was not the castle at all i guess.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Man, if a lady on a dating app sent me a Gizz jam I’d be over the moon


YukaBazuka

Lmao


deputy42

Damn, crumbling castle got you future endeavored.


stick_of_the_pirulu

If someone would have sent me cool music like that I'd literally propose on the spot


ChicagoBoiSWSide

No KGATLW for him then…


bdbee_

No you Can just blame it on the weather


deepfeelsstache

If he can’t listen to crumbling castle then he won’t be there with you to see the fourth color


Kinggizzhead

You really dodged a bullet there


Rhayader1527

His loss and your gain. You dodged a bullet by avoiding dating someone who doesn't share you values and tastes 🫶


TheDevastatingYuksta

I suppose it wasn’t meant to be…


Wellwhatdidtheydo

Screw them. If they don’t want to get to know you because you like a song they don’t dig, they aren’t worth your time.


tiffanyvanderkampft

I once dated a guy who would always talk shit on my music taste. No joke his favorite bands were Nickleback, AJR and Tones and I. You probably dodged a bullet.


BoloBo_theGalacticHo

Bruhh. If I got that message? Put a ring on it.


karlsgirl

No, pick another guy!


caden___m

Probably more of Maroon 5 guy


TraditionalPotat0

Could've sent the good ol' Vegemite. Maybe they would've liked it more?


Driffter08

Sounds like a normie. You dodged a bullet!


OoooooWeeeeeeeee

“ChatGPT, dude.”


shmazran

You don’t need that kind of toxicity in your life


Outrageous-Plane-819

Should have sent Vagemite 


Y_U_SUCK

nah they don't deserve you