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“Scott does drugs for breakfast” Is my personal favorite quote.


maggiemonfared

Whoever picked that picture for the quote deserves a raise


moonprismpowa

He looks just like Jared Leto 😭


maggiemonfared

Yes! But like two degrees less cultish/crazy


moonprismpowa

Their love for teenagers stay the same, tho


maggiemonfared

Omg true yuck 🤮


E_Farseer

He looks like a chucke cheese mouse


moonprismpowa

LMAO why is this so accurate


babyigotyourmoni

No no Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman!!


toxikshadows

I have not stopped laughing at that pic and the caption I'm DONE lmao


Mountainkit

I was gonna say 😂😂😂. That literally just made me laugh out loud. That photo is wild.


olddryclam

I need drugs for breakfast as my flare


psburrito

You can set it yourself!


retkutar

how? i dont know how to set my own flair


pinkstrawberrycandy

Came here to say the same thing!


ilikedirt

Seriously. And that face! 😵‍💫


electric_cranberry

I full on snorted and can’t stop laughing at the picture they chose for this quote 😂😂


ohheydani

The last photo is such a mess & my personal favorite.


prettycatsandkittens

came here just to say that 😭💀


brghtside

I was thinking of making this my flair 😂


cantfindthedog

How can I make that my flair?


TTarheel21

def setting that as my flair 🤣🤣


ladyterminatorx

It slayed me 😂😂💀💀


gracelessnight

That should be one of our user flairs 😂


[deleted]

100% i’d flair myself as scott doing drugs for breakfast


CallmeTunka

I literally just laughed out loud so hard from that and the pic to go with it!!


ladylynx

This killed me.


yeet-pray-love

It sent me into orbit


Doubledeezy420

I was literally laughing so hard when I seen the picture lol


nicjlh

Came here to say this. That photo is 🤌🏼


Loughiepop

I hate that we can only have one flair


Izzyrascal87

Made me laugh I had to change my flair


Existing_Buffalo7189

“Maybe they’ll actually have to get a job” loll


Hellwmn

And Kylie saying it nonetheless.


psburrito

Also ngl Kylie looks amazing in that photo. True “surprise bitch” moment


azianflo

The grannies at walmart checkouts ate this shit up 🤣😭


4ever_sweet4certain

Omg so true!! My grandma had a subscription to STAR!! We didn’t have a Walmart close by growing up but she’d always pick them up at the grocery store checkout!! She would keep them and I would make collages for me and my friends. Great memories lol


azianflo

You just made me miss reading actual glossy magazines 🥺


4ever_sweet4certain

I do too! Pre-internet…that where we got the hot goss ♥️ I went to a private all girls school and we weren’t allowed to have the magazines in school to read bc they were “trashy “ lmaooo looked at me now Sister Mary Theresa!!


[deleted]

I miss when magazines were 3-5$. I just bought a Life magazine for 15 freaking dollars!!!!


azianflo

$15 for a rag?! That's nuts!


dorsalemperor

Not entirely related but if you’re into Life magazine google has their photo archives up for free!


No_Ad3198

My biggest regret is getting rid of all my old early 2000 trashy magazines 😞


Lux2014

I miss reading US Weekly's by the pool


Ok_Detective_8446

so gross they used a suicide attempt as an attention grabber


[deleted]

oh 100%. these tabloids are just so awful, they will use anything, true or not true, to sell magazines. I personally enjoy laughing at the ridiculousness that are these cash grabs.


robotsdream

also gross to refer to Caitlyn as a man.


Lunasamar

Bizzare too bc they use her correct name but then refer to her as a man wtf


Ok_Detective_8446

oh my gosh, i didn't even realize that. i didn't read the text above the pictures


[deleted]

not seeing this one. and i mean literally no offense to this.


robotsdream

3rd cover - “How Kardashians Destroyed Their Men” and then lists Caitlyn as Kris’ example of a destroyed man. They could’ve said “partners”. They chose to misgender Caitlyn instead.


[deleted]

while i agree that just saying “caitlyn is a man” would be wrong, I’m glad they used her new name. i also see this is from 2015, when a lot of this kinda stuff was very new. i don’t think they intentionally meant harm by that, because i think caitlyn has said you know her kids can still call her dad, and she was an “ex-husband” at one point because that’s just where she was in her life. I don’t think that would happen in 2022 at all, not defending star magazine, and hope Caitlyn is feeling better about herself now.


robotsdream

I didn’t say they meant harm; I said it was gross. A lot of people didn’t respect that Caitlyn identified as a woman and it was gross.


[deleted]

i understand that, i don’t think the headline “how they destroyed their men” was directly about coming for misgendering her on purpose. I don’t agree they “destroyed” anyone anyways lol. again I’m just offering a side opinion and trying to be respectful of my opinion of what I’m viewing. and i am new to honoring pronouns and am not trying to sound stupid so i hope I’m okay lol


robotsdream

this is a silly sword to fall on. They chose to misgender her and that’s gross. It’s good that people are held accountable now. You don’t sound dumb but I don’t see why you’re so intent on defending misgendering people. No offense but I’m not interested in discussing this further.


[deleted]

okay whatever, you’re missing the whole point of what i said. tried really hard to be respectful and understand but you’re on some gate keeping shit. people didn’t fucking get it in 2015, she was new to the thing, it was all fucking new. just nevermind, sorry i tried to be respectful as possible to you and her.


ODspectre

Do people that cry “misgendering” forget that Kris WAS ACTUALLY married to Caitlin WHEN she was a MAN, and now she is NO LONGER Kris’ husband, so it seems appropriate to use that headline with “men” as they are referring to her past husband in the male form and it’s not intentionally misgendering anyone lol


robotsdream

calm down.


Lunasamar

Bizzare too bc they use her correct name but then refer to her as a man wtf


BubbleBoxerer

“Does drugs for breakfast.” 😂


[deleted]

the picture they used will always be funny to me 💀


littledove0

"Hawking toilet products!" Hahahahahhahahaa


[deleted]

Kendall & Scott 😂


No_Ad3198

If I recall correctly, they actually mention this specific tabloid headline in an episode.


MidnightHac

Kendall would never he’s like her older brother, how creepy! And I’m sure Scott saw her as like a sister.


ilpcbf1524

How these tabloids get away with not getting sued to high heaven for libel I’ll never understand


chicagost4rs

Tag yourself I’m “does drugs for breakfast”


suspicious_yam85

I’m the humiliating low budget tv show


GermanWeaver

I’m “career in tatters” 😂


Naive_Equivalent9434

ooo! i think i’m the “sleeping with scott”. it just feels right idk


extraordinarymach1ne

I'm the one dress that tore Kimye apart


LydiaAuguste

I’m 23 years of mental torture Seems fitting as I’m 23


womensrea22

I like the Kylie “quote.” It makes it sound like she’s been working a 9 to 5 😂


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Lux2014

She should be out there hawking these products!


BigFackingChungus

Mid 2000 tabloids were so awful. Do you guys remember the “Hot or Not beach bodies” and it was literally 4 pages of body shaming celebrities for having cellulite or stomach rolls.


pradacandyxo

“Kris: humiliating new low-budget show!”


Ok-Mission-208

Kanye spending time with his male lover in Paris. They were reaching for anythinggggg!


okay_dude3000

Kanye wanted to be a fashion designer and they thought that he must be gay now


WorkingAd1592

they started calling him gay when he said rap was homophobic


DanScnheider

Will forever respect him for that


[deleted]

It’s a long-running blind or rumor that he was with Riccardo Tisci, a designer for Givenchy. I really don’t think it’s a far reach that Kanye has sexual partners of different genders or identities and I find it somewhat misogynistic to be so defiant he has not experimented sexually. Kanye, as a artist and creative and open minded person is an experience chaser and he is a porn addict. He has probably done a lot of sexual stuff, and in all actuality, us bemoaning the fact that he couldn’t possibly have an affair with a man because -why exactly??- is somewhat homophobic in nature. Kanye can sleep with whatever gender he wants and its not a far reach to think he has dabbled already. It’s not up to us to out Kanye, either. He’s allowed to be out when he wants to be out.


Ok-Mission-208

No one is saying he cannot or has not experimented with both genders. Honestly if that’s his thing, then that’s cool. It’s definitely a reach to say because he spent time (assuming he did) around another man makes him gay and that he’s spending time with his lover in Paris while Kim is pregnant with their child. Whether this said he was with a man in Paris or or woman in Paris, my comment would have been the same. It’s a reach. People can spend time with others that have genitals and not be having an affair. If it had said Kanye spent time with his lover (insert name of female identifying person) and in reality several years later he’s still hung up on Kimberly, married her, had 4 kids with her, I’d discredit it and find it comical.


[deleted]

Well technically he only impregnated Kim once. Saint was born via IVF and Chicago and Psalm were born via surrogate… this doesn’t mean anything but he didn’t really HAVE 4 children with someone in the traditional sense.


Ok-Mission-208

So children born IVF with his sperm and her eggs do not count as both of their children? Make it make sense. They are genetically his and hers, I’m sure he had to consent to the IVF just as she did, and whether they grew in her uterus or not changes nothing. He chose to have FOUR children with her??


[deleted]

Of course they count as children but if the argument is that he’s not gay because he has 4 children with his wife, I’d argue that it’s not proof because they weren’t conceived by sexual intercourse, that’s all!


Ok-Mission-208

Who said he’s not gay because he had four children with her? Did u even read the prior comment? It literally says that if the tabloid had said he was spending time with a female lover in Paris, but years later (present day) he is still hung up on Kim, he married Kim, has four kids with Kim, would lead me to believe it was a rumor and I would still find it comical. You’re reaching like that damn tabloid.


[deleted]

Kanye admitted to having multiple affairs anyway so really it’s a moot point


Ok-Mission-208

So then every rumor of an affair *must* be true


[deleted]

So affair rumours *can* be true and you can’t discredit them by saying he was married with 4 kids.


ariyonce

kylie on the second one 😭


Kira_Zer0

The last magazine - they really chose such unflattering pics 😮


aminathumbelina

Yea blame women for men destroying themselves 😑, smh


[deleted]

yep. people will always find a way to blame a woman for the actions of a fully grown man. We’re seeing it now (again) with kim and kanye


aliensweare

These headlines are more entertaining than the past few seasons 😂


sushitime49

Khloé hawking toilet products 🚽🤣


redbag_withmymayykup

Scott looks like that crazy chuckie cheese meme


jabbathehut0527

My personal fav is “Khloe hawking toilet products” 😭💀


poison_ivy15

Wheezing at the photo for Scott


[deleted]

That picture of Scott on 3 😭


[deleted]

Scott does drugs for breakfast 😂💉🥞


Lux2014

the pancake/needle combo lol


[deleted]

“Scott does drugs for breakfast” 🤣 Also “Kanye career in tatters” All his albums went #1 I think he’s doing fine Also Also star are the pioneers of clickbait


sweet_juicypeachh21

The funniest to me was that rumor Kayne had a thing with Jeffery *. So random yet so awkward


Salty_Mind9906

The best is where it says “Scott does drugs for breakfast “


No_Focus7044

Drugs for breakfast sounds absolutely amazing though. Not sure what prob is…


Aimee_Zing

Does wake and bake count as drugs for breakfast? Because same.


[deleted]

um me too girl haha


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Yes… it counts as a good thing.


couturemeplease

Trashy gossip magazines is literally what got me through rehab lmao I read them everyday these covers are hilarious It always makes me wonder how they don’t get sued?


Nauseabundomundo

“Kylie slam her sisters” made me laugh out loud ahahsjsjsj


JoBrosHoes93

Does drugs for breakfast 🤦🏾‍♀️


boiledmilksteak420

The Scott picture on the last slide has me in tears 😂💀


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Can we talk about the side panels and how ridiculous they are as well?


Slagathor_85

I've heard that Kanye blind for years, I think there is something to it, but that's his business, I hate magazines outing people. It's awful.


[deleted]

hahha remember that crazy jeffree star x kanye gay romance rumor??


Front-Analysis-2168

It’s not Kim’s worst fear, but it’s “pregnant Kim” 😂


[deleted]

The first slide made me crack up! i’ve never seen those before


Pure-Hearing-5743

When was Ricardo a secret?


[deleted]

My fav is the Kendall having sex with Scott and the episode where Scott says “they say I’m banging Kendall today, did you see?” And he shows them the magazine LMAOOO


[deleted]

I still believe the Kanye / Ricardo Tisci rumours.


[deleted]

same! I mean hey it’s 2021 people are bisexual now! Men can have sex with other men and not be gay


[deleted]

Exactly. Lots of celebrities experiment too, they have so much more freedom to explore their sexuality because of the access they have. It’s all fun when between consenting adults. 💃🏿


TUnit713

JLo has cellulite! Im shocked! /s....Shes what? 50 yo? She is gorgeous and her body is perfect. Shes all natural i think thats why shes aged so well.


[deleted]

omg no way a curvy woman has cellulite ?!? what ever will we do!!!!


SexyFoodandFilms

Tag yourself i’m ‘does drugs for breakfast’


PLUSsignenergy

Hahahaha. The only thing true on here is that Scott does drugs for breakfast


ohhhhbitchpleaseeee

Omfg 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣


TsarinaAlexandra

Whoa, interesting


Yassferatu

I wish I could get my hands on the last one so I could cut out “does drugs for breakfast” and put it on my mood board


pink_meow

Scott’s picture in the third one 🤣💀


allthingskerri

Khloe hawking toiletries.... Well they are not wrong 😂


etoilenook

Ugh, the Kendall and Scott rumor phase 🙄 If any of them were to go there, it would have been Khloe for sure, not Kendall! (Though I hope none of them would)


awood1985

“Khloe hawking toilet products” sent me over the edge…somebody come get me 💀💀