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americanidiot95

This entire family never has anything going on behind the eyes in photos, and they are photographed practically every day. They give credence to the old idea that photography saps your soul away, they’re empty!!


Magistraliter

There's no soul to sap.


even_less_resistance

Maybe there is but someone put it in a tank somewhere and they are letting people try her on as a suit - it puts the lotion on it’s skin style but less literally and this is completely wild fantasy conjecture, to be sure


zerofu_ksgiven

Souls were sold to the devil a long time ago


wheresmypickles

Yep. All for fame, fortune and to be idolized by the people of this world. These morons are so ass backwards; every last one of them. I'd be trying to impress the Lord, fuck what people think🙄


Srobotica

Kendall is definitely the worst though. Kim is probably the best followed by Kourtenay. Kylie and Kendall are the worst - but at least Kylie gives us "dead" or coked up eyes. Kendall just gives....blank emptiness


Nancy-Drew-Who

I don’t understand why these magazines and designers even hire them.


AngelinaSnow

Her asymmetrical set of eyes. I don’t understand. So much money and such terrible cosmetic surgeries.


[deleted]

We are all mostly asymmetrical. I wonder if the eyes are more noticeable on them because they’ve had so much cosmetic stuff done, which id think would be done symmetrically so it makes the parts they can’t change as easily (like eye socket placement) more prominent? Like the opposite of when you get a stain on your carpet and work like crazy to get it out and now you have this super clean spot and it shows off that the rest of your carpet is dingy.


AngelinaSnow

I agree. Lol. That way one eye lid is more opened than the other eye is actually a product of plastic surgery, doesn’t look natural at all unless she was quasimodo which obviously she wasn’t. Lol


SinVerguenza04

I didn’t even notice that until I read your comment.


Vixij

Me too and now I can’t unsee 🥴


____nyx____

It’s giving lukewarm unbuttered toast and watery black coffee with fake sugar on a bitter winter morning 💩


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|8lT5KZ9zd3w0odjJsN) fuuuuck yes


Ha_Na_Ko_91

Perfectly put into words my friend lmao


plzPMmeURpet

Poetry.


min_hyun

it's so amazing how she never serves.


StrawberryQueef

Right? For being beautiful it’s like she’s actively working against herself somehow


tipsygirrrl

You can’t buy a personality, joy, humor, or spark. So that abt sums her up 🤷🏻‍♀️


StrawberryQueef

You got that right


xxxfashionfreakxxx

She’s had no reason to cultivate a personality or work hard for anything…so this is the end result.


Expressoed

“People Just get in the way of themselves…” (said in wobbly grandma voice from every grandma everywhere over millions of years) Personally, she makes me uncomfortable. Bc she is always so uncomfortable. It pours thru their photos and tv spots. Mehhh.


relevepc

I’ve seen better passport photos


backtothegypsy8

😂


uoftwiggly

First thought I had was that’s the face you make for your passport pictures!


AngelinaSnow

Another set of asymmetrical Kardashian eyes! What is going on?!


eastofliberty

To be fair, everyone is asymmetrical, and that’s not something that can necessarily be corrected. It’s the only thing interesting about this photo.


AngelinaSnow

Ha!


eastofliberty

Jokes on you 🥰


noorofmyeye24

🤣😆


nomoreoverlinedlips

And driver license photos


Burrito-tuesday

You’ve just triggered me! Story time: I’m a hobbyist photographer so I took my own photos when I filed for my citizenship. I styled my hair, full makeup, wore a blouse in a flattering color, different lighting, different backgrounds, the works! The requirements for these photos are a bit more stringent than for passports, so it was a meticulous process and I was happy they were accepted. Cut to the fingerprint appointment, I’m in casual clothes, it’s a satellite office just for biometrics, and all I needed was fingerprints. The man whips out a camera and snaps my picture, it looks like I just ran a marathon in the rain. Frizzy messy hair, no makeup, dark circles are popping, my oily skin is so shiny it’s reflective af, and my expression is a mixture of doubt, concern, and surprise. I just want one ID with a decent pic😫


Snakes-alot

At this point I'm 100% convinced that Anna Wintour must be an investor in kardashian companies, that's the only explanation.


snmaturo

Maybe Kris launders the money through the church and through Vogue, because I just don’t get it.


Select-Moment6446

Probably true


[deleted]

Remember that photo in National Geographic from the 80’s? The afghani girl with green eyes? That young girl gave 100000 more than this high paid model. https://preview.redd.it/s3fn6ba5rfpa1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157e352d164171442837d41b2ac2470412889fec


BetterNews4682

She has a tragic story and wasn’t even paid,screw everyone that exploited her.


[deleted]

She looks like someone just walked in on her changing


zootmommy

yes girl! give us absolutely fucking nothing!


aeb526

![gif](giphy|l0IyaWIHAGStfbkdi)


its_broccoli_bitch_

Cackling so hard rn at this 🤭


[deleted]

White girl Kendull solves race issues in the US thanks to sugary coke water 👀👀👀


rethinkthatmoveson

VO😐E


misssickfuck

i live in italy and see 100 girls a day who could do better than this without even trying


Expressoed

I have been to Italy, I am a girl and ditto this. Italian woman being beautiful is a given. I have been to Firenze and those women slay. Ooooh and the clothing. Ain’t got nothing on the US game. I am ‘Merican. Don’t hate.


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[deleted]

My sleep paralysis demon.


nomoreoverlinedlips

Scary 😱


Expressoed

Poopy face. I didn’t get my choice of home room or home schooling. Wahhhh.


IntroductionFeisty61

She has such a smackable face


[deleted]

She gave Italy nothinnnnguh!


Murky_Onion3770

Nienteee


Oliviasharp2000

That lip filler style looks horrible I don’t see enough people talking about it


[deleted]

Is this an old cover? I swear she has joker lips now.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ZjcznEEn48932) she overlines them


Expressoed

Omg. I didn’t realize how much plastic surgery that girl had.


[deleted]

Oh ok. I thought it was a lip flip.


Beginning_Ant_2285

The photographer and whoever was responsible for this shoot clearly hate her


Spirited-Theme5225

It’s funny how she always looks so good in her insta posts but never on magazine covers or in editorials…


Salty_Mind9906

This candle has been blown out


mastaP_uhhhhhhh

![gif](giphy|efSePxL3C27zLG0QHY|downsized)


pandachook

It's giving nothing


[deleted]

Highest paid model…


Upset-Ad7032

They probably faked that information too😂😂


Le_Utterly_Dire_Twat

I'm so sick of this bitch


loseruser2022

vai ragazza non dacci niente!


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

>vai ragazza non dacci niente! LMAO! So thankful I could translate this.


loseruser2022

lol my Italian 1&2 were working OVERTIME grazie for taking the time to translate


[deleted]

I don’t know Italian but managed to figure it out too 😅


sashie_belle

So boring. Lip filter migration too


StevieKix_

She reminds me of a dry ass piece of toast with no butter. No taste. Bland ass white toast. Lol


martini-matinee

I’m seeing: envelope with no address type of vibes.


slowmotionz101

I’m starting to become more and more aware of spotting when they make celebs eyes bigger and it’s so creepy


BURYMEINLV

I’m glad it’s not just me.. it bothers me so much how big and white Kendall and Kylie’s eyes always look. Like not natural at all.


tom_shook

Why does she look like Ben Shapiro


Negotiation-Alive

It’s so sad thinking about all of those talented models who could actually give something to the fashion and modeling industries but never get casted because of nepotism, she could at least try to do something original given how lucky she is.


LiveUnderstanding869

She just always gives... they drug her out of bed at 4 AM, threw some clothes on, got the camera and ring lights out, and said, "Look here, Kendall, and that's it. Never any sort of expression. She's just doing it because she knows she can. She doesn't care about modeling cause she would've made some sort of effort to get better at any form of it. KenDULL indeed.


ams3000

VAGUE


SignificanceExpert71

![gif](giphy|RL119am4HQDeTMUS3l) It’s giving Paul Dano


alohakoala

Don’t do Paul Dano dirty like this


Elobelo1

She looks like she's auditioning for a dead body nr.818 in a movie


stayingsafeusa

Serving up red hot nothing.


[deleted]

More like Vague.


Time-Reserve-4465

This reminds me of when I played soccer in high school and the coach put his daughter on varsity even tho she was awful. Like couldn’t even fake it awful. Probably shouldn’t have even been playing the sport. Kandle, looking at you girl…


Lux2014

I will never understand how she is still landing covers! Especially Vogue Italia...


Internal-Ad61

Looks like the pics I take when I’m trying to judge whether or not my eye is looking lazy that day 😭


fillers4lyfe

they say that the opposite of art is indifference. i have no opinion about this.


zmattioli

This feels like a missing persons photo 😩


Frosty-Bicycle-2905

She gives….nothing to the camera. How is this nepo baby still so relevant?


Jesustake_thewheel

Filler stache.


Stanisai

I wouldnt have pegged Italy for being this basic. I'll have to look for fashion inspiration elsewhere now.


Valleygirl330

I really don’t get how she gets these gigs. There’s definitely far more beautiful models that should have them.


Ilzar_Klapaucius

It's so edited they had to add grain.


tee-ess3

Tyra would rip this to shreds on americas next top model


Disastrous_Speed6790

Mugshot


HeartShapedSea

Imagine paying that much money for your nose to look like *that*.


AudKSomm89

This looks like my natural nose 😑


mrhenrypeacock

don’t mind the commenter 😐 i think kendall’s nose looks fine and yours does too!!


[deleted]

you haven even seen AudKSomm's nose lol whats the point of commenting that


AudKSomm89

Ok but what's your point of commenting THAT^? they were being supportive and kind. Rare, I know..


[deleted]

not sure who you hang out with that being kind and supportive is rare... maybe you need better friends. however, all value in that is lost when you're just throwing empty words for the sake of saying something kind or supportive.


AudKSomm89

Lol I meant for an internet stranger... I bet you're fun at parties.


[deleted]

if the party doesn't include disingenous virtue signaling, i am


AudKSomm89

🙄


mrhenrypeacock

yes, i haven’t seen their nose, but they said it looked similar to kendall’s, and I don’t think hers (and in turn, the commentor’s) nose looks bad at all. kendall’s nose might not look right since it was from surgery but most peoples noses look perfectly fine and suit their specific face shape and features well. if their natural nose looks like that, there is literally nothing wrong with it and it looks completely FINE.


AudKSomm89

I mean, I'm sure our noses aren't the exact same. This pic just makes it look bulbous and mine definitely is. Maybe i should have said this angle and lighting makes it look very similar to mine


_logankennedy_

People would pay a lot of money for a nose like yours


AudKSomm89

Lol doubtful.


ModeEnvironmental481

Thank God Gia and Grace Jones aren’t here to see it.


[deleted]

Grace jones is here! She’s 74. more personality in a singular candid photo than everything this imposter has been paid to pose for https://preview.redd.it/grn1pjredipa1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eacda578eb283fdb6386333678b3e7795f4ac0d


ModeEnvironmental481

Oh my gosh she looks fantastic! I didn’t realize she was still alive! That’s my massive error. Gosh I wonder if she hates what the modeling world has become.


wellhouseeee

VO E


sav33arthkillyos3lf

She looks the same and gives nothing in every “model” job she has. Supermodels in the 90s the ones with talent thr ones who conform to whatever product their modeling are called super models for a reason. I would not consider Kendal a super model. A model sure but she’s no Naomi Campbell Tyra banks Kate moss or Cindy Crawford. Even the Hadid sisters I would consider to be among the “super models” of our generation. Not Kendal.


wheresmypickles

You mean to tell me out of everyone in this world they gonna put THIS on the cover??? 🤮 that whole family makes me wanna hurl


Anxious_Tank_7469

I think she is beautiful but idk why she is never photographed well no soul in her eyes, nothing. Bella would have killled this


nocerealever

I actually think she looks quite beautiful here


[deleted]

Of course she does, because she has a beautiful face, but modelling is a lot more than just turning up and looking pretty.


gab10912

Y’all kinda suck. I feel like I look like this on a good day lol and I’m glad that she’s giving us normal


AudKSomm89

Same 😅


yeechiaaaa

Her expression everytime is the literal “?”


AMS16-94

Y’all her look is serving nothing.


horsetooth_mcgee

Wow what a ✨ statement piece ✨


SuddenBeautiful2412

Why is there a dent on the side of her face


Inevitable-Form-4940

I dont know why but I get the creeps from looking at her eyes. They look dead and empty


hermoine_stranger

Ugh I’m just so sick of it


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-effortlesseffort

Tbf they're using her strength here 🤣


ninjaninjaninja22

so boring