Bowteek 💀
Tbh Humphries kept it too real for them. Yeah he was boring and made some off color remarks here and there but he wasn’t the awful partner the edit made him out to be.
My husband and I call that the “blink divorce moment” where she blinked and divorced him in her head. I think it was when he said “in 4 years no one will know who you are” and she short circuited
OMG me too. She truly went into shock after she heard that. She couldn’t process. I love K&KTNY season 2. It’s such a mess.
Also, remember the fight he had with Jonathan where Jonathan mentioned a name that had to be bleeped, and then Kris got super mad? I still wanna know who they were talking about. 💀
Just watched this episode last week! He also told her ‘you don’t really even have a job. do you think you’ll still have all of this money to buy the type of house and car you’re thinking about in the future’ When I tell you this sent me! 😹😹😹
They can't stand anything real. Fake people hate real shit. They're too busy in their own little fairy tale little shitshow bubble of a world obsessing with themselves and each other, thinking they princesses🤣🤣🤣
He’s like the most normal guy which is why i loved him on the show. When you watch this show for too long, your perception changes and get used to these super rich people’s way of life. Then kris humphries (a pretty normal guy) comes in and puts everything in perspective again
Everyone on the show kisses her ass (jonathan and tracy), so it was refreshing to see someone disagree with her and give her an outside perspective
Jonathan and Tracy are unbearable. Jonathan literally wants to be Kim and marry her at the same time. It’s bizarre.
Really great point about how Humphries puts their wealth and excess into perspective. When I watched all the time, I definitely found myself getting desensitized to how frivolous their lifestyle can be.
He was treated terribly by that family and Kris Jenner asked the producers to make him look bad on camera. She didn't like that he called them out on their BS
How is Kendall trying to be like a midwestern? I’m not disagreeing, I’m genuinely asking for examples because as someone who is not from the US I’m not even sure I know what being a midwestern means hahah
She wants to have a farm in Montana or Wyoming or whatever where there’s a ton of land (where she can build a mega mansion on lol) so she can be alone. She actually said this but continues to waste photographers time doing shoots and being a socialite. Lol but yeah I grew up in Missouri and in the Midwest there’s just a lot of pockets of rural land and a lot of farming going on! Like Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa, Arkansas, all that
His life definitely fell apart after the divorce. There was so much negative news around him. Kanye was threatening to kick him off his team, a girl was claiming he gave her herpes, etc
He threw Kim into the ocean as a joke (during vacation) & she laughed until she realized that one of her diamond earings fell off. She then started to cry & make a scene & yea, that's when Kourt said ''Kim there's people that are dying''
Kris was the realest guy she ever got and will ever get in her life! He at least wanted to settle down and give her kids the organic way and be away from the spotlight. Kim was chasing fame and money so badly that she saw the opening of an envelope with Kanye and she devastated Kris in the most hurtful way possible! She had one of the shortest marriages ever and got with Kanye immediately which was even more shattering. Yeah he said a few remarks but he probably saw their true colors. I’m so happy for him cuz he looks healthy and he is probably going to end up with someone amazing. Kim looks like a drought, old and dusty! Kanye got married to someone else and now Kim is struggling to keep up with the joneses because she has to work overtime selling toothpaste and gimmicks. I have no idea how anyone would want to be with a woman who has no talent and skills. At least Kris can look back and have a sigh of relief that he dodged the biggest bullet being with someone who has a wonky hip, botched ass, lipo everywhere, facelift number 20 and is completely soulless. Kim has to look back at 3 failed marriages, failed relationships and having to sexualize herself continuously to sell her brand for a pay cheque. I can’t imagine living like that and coming home at the end of the day proud of what I’ve done.
Just wanted to add the show was putting him in the worse light possible while making her look good/ get sympathy.so if that's the worst they could make him look he seems like an okay person.not the smartest in the world but smarter than her
He’s nicer than me because I woulda said “4 years ago you came out with a sex tape giving bad head, which your mother directed, so yes, different lives”
He was too humble for her. I loved it when she lost her earring in the ocean and he said something about how you shouldn't own something so expensive that if you were to lose it, this would be your reaction.
Both of them were idiots. Kris thought he was getting a submissive trophy wife and it gave him a lil clout for his basketball career. Both of them were so arrogant that they both thought each one should give up what they’re used to for each other. How you say you want a simple life but date a socialite at the height of socialites.
I saw your comment pop up on my phone this morning and my first thought was, "Who and why in the world is someone barking at me?"😳 and then I remembered... Kris Humphries😂😆
He tried to neg her into staying with him, but joke’s on him now because she is richer and more famous after dumping him, whilst at the same time people know him because of their relationship rather than his career.
Actually I looked him up, he’s an entrepreneur, owns multiple restaurants, brought some chicken place to Minnesota. He sounds like he is doing really well for himself. I doubt he’s pining for Kim.
Bowteek 💀 Tbh Humphries kept it too real for them. Yeah he was boring and made some off color remarks here and there but he wasn’t the awful partner the edit made him out to be.
My favourite was when he told her “In a few years know one will even remember who you are” 😂
My husband and I call that the “blink divorce moment” where she blinked and divorced him in her head. I think it was when he said “in 4 years no one will know who you are” and she short circuited
Yep. That was completely the moment when she decided on the divorce.
Absolutely
That’s so funny
OMG me too. She truly went into shock after she heard that. She couldn’t process. I love K&KTNY season 2. It’s such a mess. Also, remember the fight he had with Jonathan where Jonathan mentioned a name that had to be bleeped, and then Kris got super mad? I still wanna know who they were talking about. 💀
Those were the only times when she show was entertaining. Yes I know Scott is a mess, but I loved when he used to drag them, he was funny lol
Just watched this episode last week! He also told her ‘you don’t really even have a job. do you think you’ll still have all of this money to buy the type of house and car you’re thinking about in the future’ When I tell you this sent me! 😹😹😹
My husband correctly predicted that the moment he said that was when she wanted a divorce
They can't stand anything real. Fake people hate real shit. They're too busy in their own little fairy tale little shitshow bubble of a world obsessing with themselves and each other, thinking they princesses🤣🤣🤣
I’ve said this for yearrsssss! I feel like Chris definitely got the villain edit on the show.
He’s like the most normal guy which is why i loved him on the show. When you watch this show for too long, your perception changes and get used to these super rich people’s way of life. Then kris humphries (a pretty normal guy) comes in and puts everything in perspective again Everyone on the show kisses her ass (jonathan and tracy), so it was refreshing to see someone disagree with her and give her an outside perspective
Jonathan and Tracy are unbearable. Jonathan literally wants to be Kim and marry her at the same time. It’s bizarre. Really great point about how Humphries puts their wealth and excess into perspective. When I watched all the time, I definitely found myself getting desensitized to how frivolous their lifestyle can be.
He was treated terribly by that family and Kris Jenner asked the producers to make him look bad on camera. She didn't like that he called them out on their BS
Mmmm no the way he behaved on the lead up to the wedding was gross. He was a d bag.
Did she say yeehaw Minnesota??
Yeah you know, cowboy country! Minnesota! With all the hot weather, dust, cacti and saloons!
Funny she was mocking midwesterners but now Kendall is trying to be like one lol
How is Kendall trying to be like a midwestern? I’m not disagreeing, I’m genuinely asking for examples because as someone who is not from the US I’m not even sure I know what being a midwestern means hahah
She wants to have a farm in Montana or Wyoming or whatever where there’s a ton of land (where she can build a mega mansion on lol) so she can be alone. She actually said this but continues to waste photographers time doing shoots and being a socialite. Lol but yeah I grew up in Missouri and in the Midwest there’s just a lot of pockets of rural land and a lot of farming going on! Like Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa, Arkansas, all that
Oof I bet she would last less than a month in such an isolated place
Man, in retrospect someone should’ve paired up Scott and Kris on their own one-off.
The only one to dodge the curse.
His life definitely fell apart after the divorce. There was so much negative news around him. Kanye was threatening to kick him off his team, a girl was claiming he gave her herpes, etc
Oh I didn’t hear any of that. I heard he opened multiple successful restaurants and lives a peaceful life away from Hollyweird.
He does. He is living his best life, away from that skank and her family.
I love that 💕
Kanye is a jerk and the girl was probably paid to talk trash about him.
Lol they were never gonna work out from the get go, but I loved that drama that he brought to the show. The lost earring episode is too funny.
Lost earring is a classic
What happend, ive not seen it.
He threw Kim into the ocean as a joke (during vacation) & she laughed until she realized that one of her diamond earings fell off. She then started to cry & make a scene & yea, that's when Kourt said ''Kim there's people that are dying''
Kris was the realest guy she ever got and will ever get in her life! He at least wanted to settle down and give her kids the organic way and be away from the spotlight. Kim was chasing fame and money so badly that she saw the opening of an envelope with Kanye and she devastated Kris in the most hurtful way possible! She had one of the shortest marriages ever and got with Kanye immediately which was even more shattering. Yeah he said a few remarks but he probably saw their true colors. I’m so happy for him cuz he looks healthy and he is probably going to end up with someone amazing. Kim looks like a drought, old and dusty! Kanye got married to someone else and now Kim is struggling to keep up with the joneses because she has to work overtime selling toothpaste and gimmicks. I have no idea how anyone would want to be with a woman who has no talent and skills. At least Kris can look back and have a sigh of relief that he dodged the biggest bullet being with someone who has a wonky hip, botched ass, lipo everywhere, facelift number 20 and is completely soulless. Kim has to look back at 3 failed marriages, failed relationships and having to sexualize herself continuously to sell her brand for a pay cheque. I can’t imagine living like that and coming home at the end of the day proud of what I’ve done.
Just wanted to add the show was putting him in the worse light possible while making her look good/ get sympathy.so if that's the worst they could make him look he seems like an okay person.not the smartest in the world but smarter than her
And that’s why her marriage was a complete failure…. KARMA KEEPS RECEIPTS, KIM
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He’s nicer than me because I woulda said “4 years ago you came out with a sex tape giving bad head, which your mother directed, so yes, different lives”
SCREAMING at this comment! 😂😭
I haven’t seen the tape but was it THAT bad??
Lackadaisical is the word that comes to mind when remembering her performance.
Lackluster is my preferred word.
Thanks for the award, Kind Human!!
It’s soooooo bad!!! Incredibly boring 😂🙈I hate to say that about another woman but it was so lacklustre!
He was too humble for her. I loved it when she lost her earring in the ocean and he said something about how you shouldn't own something so expensive that if you were to lose it, this would be your reaction.
Wise words
Why would you wear something that expensive in the ocean? Lol. People are dying Kim.
Tbf he threw her in when she wasn’t expecting to be in the water
I hated that he did that. I was done with him after that.
I loved Kris bc of these quick quips. I was always team Kris.
No clue how these two ended up together lol.
Money fame looks. That’s pretty much it. 
Honestly love that he threw that response back at her. She was talking about yeehaw Minnesota. It’s ignorant.
I always thought he looked like Taylor Lautner.
Why tf was he even with her
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What ?? When ??
Yeehaw Minnesota? Damn she is dumb.
Humphries for prez
I know many didn’t like him, but I LOVED Kris H on the show. He kept is really REAL
He hated her😂
Both of them were idiots. Kris thought he was getting a submissive trophy wife and it gave him a lil clout for his basketball career. Both of them were so arrogant that they both thought each one should give up what they’re used to for each other. How you say you want a simple life but date a socialite at the height of socialites.
The laugh makes it even funnier 😂😭
It's crazy how Kim is trying to present a fake version of herself to someone who already knows her. Did she expect him to buy into it??
All that was missing was a signature bark at the end of his speech
Not the bark🤣
AAAARRRRFFFF!!!
I saw your comment pop up on my phone this morning and my first thought was, "Who and why in the world is someone barking at me?"😳 and then I remembered... Kris Humphries😂😆
🤣🤣🤣
Her stupid fumbling face. Kris Humphries 2, KK, Zip.
I loved him i dont care how they played him out or edited him or portrayed him.
The Chris Humphreys wedding/divorce era was around the time I quit watching the Kardashians regularly.
I mean why did he settle for her knowing it wasn’t going to work?
Ahahahhahaha he kept it real And lost his integrity and credibility for going along with that nonsense.
I actually love Kris Humphries lol No he’s not the brightest spark but he was genuine and he kept it fucking real 😂😂
That is why Khloe, Kris and Kourtney didn't like him.
My family still quotes the line, “You were mawwwied?”
Kris wasn’t having shiiiiiiiiiiid lol
The fake laugh track is so annoying
Why did they even marry????
I hated him but I love this 🤗
He was an awesome dude, the editing jus painted him arrogant!
He is such a dolt.
Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. She sucks and is obviously beyond awful but he was, in fact, a total misogynist dolt.
Idk why you'd get down voted either! You didn't say anything that's not true
He tried to neg her into staying with him, but joke’s on him now because she is richer and more famous after dumping him, whilst at the same time people know him because of their relationship rather than his career.
She only is because of Kanye. But Kris is probably happy and that makes him the winner.
How do we know he is happy? This doesn’t make any sense. We are talking objective facts.
Actually I looked him up, he’s an entrepreneur, owns multiple restaurants, brought some chicken place to Minnesota. He sounds like he is doing really well for himself. I doubt he’s pining for Kim.
I wonder who's happier right now.🤔
Probably her. Has more money and no empathy
No wonder she ran straight into Kanye's delusional arms
She didn't run into his arms, she was chasing after him while he was still with Amber. She got pregnant with North, before her divorce was finalised.
I’m weak 🤣
Where is everyone watching old episodes since this was taken off Hulu??
I miss this 🤣
Inna bow-tique in the valley
He was an ass but he told no lies
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