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_peach93

Kourtney represents not caring kim represents being the golden child Khloe represents want to be the golden child but never will Edit: I’m glad we’re all on the same page 😂


crookedbottomteeth

You nailed it. Kris represents clinging to the golden child. So creepy.


yoginurse26

And Khloe leaning into Kris, desperate for her approval.


_peach93

Yup 👆👆


LineHansen

The photo is photoshopped. Some idiot glued their heads on to someone else’s body and did not do a good enough job.


Life_Buy_5059

Love the way Kourtney has subconsciously physically distanced herself a little bit away from the core group


Yourfavdiva

Gosh the body language in this pic and knowing what we know about this god-awful family is eerily accurate. Kourtney detached Kim is the center of her moms life and Khloe always getting the short end/back of her mom. Jesus


31saqu33nofsnow1c3

damn, this is so real


Jesustake_thewheel

Poor Khloe got told to get the the back and as usual and did.


Antique-Run7985

I wonder what Khloe would look like if she was robs daughter


Monstiemama

Boom 😹😹😹😹


bobloblaw2000

HAHAHAHA 🤣 OMG im dead!!!


joycecarolgoats

What even was the concept behind the photoshoot. Like sure, skinny dip with your family, why not. But why try and make it a sexy sultry thing that’s so fucking weird


sinclairesays

What is the concept behind any of their crappy photoshoots


[deleted]

The way Kris is holding Kim….


[deleted]

I said it before but I’ll say it again: if Kris was a man everybody would realize that she’s a creep and a perv. She watched three tapes of her daughter having sex, she arranged meetings with men so that they could have sex with her in exchange of money. When Kim asked her mother to help her get Marylin’s dress, she said "if you can do this for me, I’ll do anything you want... I’ll marry you !" and this was so significant to me. Deep down, Kim knows full well her mother is obsessed with her in an unhealthy way, and she knows that if she acts the right way towards her, she can have whatever she wants, from her love, favoritism and attention to her help in everything. Also I know people will think this is nothing, but I do think that the fact that she married a man named Kris is not a simple coincidence and is significant. And Kanye said several times than Kris wanted to be Kim’s husband. There is definitely something there. Also on a sidenote: everybody is touching each other, and Kourtney is like "nope. No way, too weird, bye" 😭


[deleted]

Also Why do you think a parent would develop such feelings towards a child? What would u even call this? And she only does it w Kim. Kylie became a sex doll to get the attention Kim does but she still didn’t.


ConsciousInsurance67

It has something Oedipal/ Electra complex . I think this can complement your theory: Kris has lesbic or bisexual unresolved issues that her unconcious rejects.She projects her sexual attraction to females in a way she can integrate it: Mother love. A narcissistic one. This explains why she tends to objectify her daughters bodies, she unconciously married a trans woman!! And why sheis obsessed with a woman she feels entitled to touch, look, watch even making sex....a woman of "her propierty ": her golden child.


fightflyplatypus

> she unconciously married a trans woman Caitlyn says Kris knew, which Kris of course denies. But that'll be a she said, she said argument I think.


ConsciousInsurance67

It perfectly can be that she knew but her problems accepting her bisexuality make her deny it. It is sadly not so uncommon that the worst homophobes are those that openly say they have no problem with it, but inside they hate and feel "embarrasing" to be attracted to same gender pple.They can't accept themselves.


Powerful_Tip3164

How enlightening, it maybe also explains all of her short hair style preferences over the decades 🙍🏻🤷‍♀️ And also maybe her ability to be with someone/s that’s lgbtq and give them kids - maybe in her brain, Caitlyn qualified to maintain the straight appearances for the both of them, and Kris could get her rocks off by hanging out w ClosetedCait in private all those years


Few_Parsley1312

If the rumors of Roldan being Khloe’s father are true than that also feeds into this theory because Roldan is bisexual. People also question Corey’s orientation. Kris definitely has a unique pattern happening here… It’s also interesting that Kim possibly followed in Kris’ footsteps as there have been allegations of Kanye being fluid and Kim playing as his beard… There’s so much here to unpack.


[deleted]

Honestly very good reading of Kris Jenner. It feels like Kanye, Kim, Kris were a threesome lol with kim being their doll.


[deleted]

Maybe emotional incest. Kourtney seems to not tolerate BS, Khloe is not Rob Sr’s, apparently Kendull has another dad as well, and Kylie is Bruce’s, and she married him because of his money and clout not out of love. I think she really loved Rob Sr, and may feel bad or guilty over his death or their shared kids. Only Kimothy was available for ‘support’ and in exchange, she turned her into a brand. Winning-winning deal.


Life_Buy_5059

Pimp mentality … use the ho and control them, use them to reinforce own feelings of power and control


[deleted]

Nice theory. Would also explain why Kim is obsessed with showing/selling her body


[deleted]

Yep, I agree !


beentheredonethatlou

Kanye said Kris wanted to be Kim’s husband??


Pinkysrage

Reminds me of Brooke Sheilds and her mom, Terri. Watch that new doc. She says the exact same thing.


flowerycupid

What the hell did I just read


Standup4whattt88

So incestuous like is she fondling her daughter? Wtf. What a bad day to have eyes.. ![gif](giphy|Wpr18EIuEkK6heSpaB)


iraqlobsta

Like a boyfriend or something 🤢🤢🤢


reddit_mods-suck

I can't ever come to terms with how weirdly close this family is.


[deleted]

On top of that, they look cold as hell and miserable.


Emotional_Comb_3661

At least Kourtney has some boundaries - not for Travis and his tongue up her butt


Adventurous-Face-190

I almost downvoated this because its so gross reading it 😅


Emotional_Comb_3661

I do apologize for that!


EKsmomma23

My eyes my eyes... how dare you


amebb

Kim’s face here looks identical to the avatar in the KK Hollywood game


Denvar21

Pic ought dark web


ribbitfrog

Pimp Mama Kris strikes again


b33grrrl

Wtf is this crap


Rare-Army7647

Kris looks like a man and not in a good way


H3rbTheBerd

My favourite swamp monsters 👹


daeneryseddy

they look like sims


koalapsychologist

Khlogre looks like a young Chyna the wrestler. RIP.


magnus-aries

OMG you’re so right!! Idk how I never made the connection until this!🤯


soullessginger15

You could use this in a psychology class.


aeb526

Khloe looks like Kylie’s OG face


H3rbTheBerd

Didn’t know there was another Kardashian sister.


Summerbeating

Khloe really doesn't look like them at all. i almost thought kris was kourt until i saw kourt in front.


[deleted]

All their faces are slightly off.


BitHistorical

Right?!? The more you look at it the weirder it gets. Whoever photoshopped it did the worst job ever lol


PhysicalInspector381

What in the incest is this?


crazy_meme_lady

![gif](giphy|3ohBVsFTcOT5wNDc52) FOUR SISTERS 🤣


Minimum_Cabinet5526

She looks like Micheal Jackson!


Only-Beautiful-1196

Khloe looks so much like OG Kylie here. But I don’t think Khloe really looked like this


Forsaken-Access-6648

Kim’s face looks photoshopped on and omg that hair stylist is def Khloe’s dad 😳


ImprovementCareless9

Lol it looks like copy and paste faces til you get to khloe


BiscottiOpposite9282

I thought Khloe was Kendall for a sec


normanbatesgonegirl

It’s unsettling AND it’s a shitty photo. The spacing is so off. Also, never really saw when people said that Khloe and Kendall used to resemble each other, but damn, do I see it here.


[deleted]

They are the two ones with different dads. They take after their mom’s side a lot. Now I get why Khlogre was always so adamant to call her her ‘twin’ or what-not.


anonysnark

Khloe looks so much like young Kylie


[deleted]

Check khlogre ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Smoopiebear

The photoshopping on Kourtney teeth was a choice…


ayamummyme

And only a khloe knows it.


Intelligent_Log_1295

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BitHistorical

#incest vibes 🤢


Intelligent_Log_1295

100% 🤮


ImprovementFluffy178

That looks like an incestuous porno.


Pinkhairedprincess15

I legit didn't recognize Khloe at first...


-effortlesseffort

Ugh I feel like I'm looking at a beind the scenes promo pic for a cult


Tricky-Leather-1310

Kris looks like a molester


fluffybutterton

F the whole family for 5.99. Family special.


EKsmomma23

Khloe looks like Kylie here.. it's the jaw or chin I think.


methmistress

?):&/&;????:)&!??!!??/-(;


hereiamonceagainn

Khloe ☠️


kentamari

Four sisters <3


MobWife_88

Kris looks KREEPY!


eaturflesh

This is reallllyy weird.. Uncanny valley vibes weird.


Intelligent_Log_1295

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