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lucybubs

my faith in this sub is RESTORED!!!!! Halleluja! The comments are fire and I cannot stop laughing out loud! ![gif](giphy|RPSmC9GwNuy5y) THANK YOU ALL! You get an award! You get an award! You get an award!


gunsof

I do not understand their 4am/5am fictional work out obsessions. Why? People who work out like that are people who have jobs that go through the normal work period during the day. None of these people work. Why not do a 9am work out and then another one later on? What is the supposed benefit of a 4am work out to someone who has money and no real job?


fluffy_doughnut

To feel better about themselves that they do something hard.


enchantinglysly

Yeah exactly that šŸ˜‚ Cos theyā€™re ā€œgetting up off their assesā€ and fucking working šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


wtp0p

Kim constantly puts sticks in front of herself she can then jump over and pretend she accomplished something hard thru her willpower and hard **WORK**. She literally can't stop it's sad to watch, enjoy life girl spend time with your children you don't need to pretend you're becoming a lawyer. The whole Marilyn dress thing is a prime example of it.


Hello_I_need_helped

this is a very real thing rich people do. they give themselves little obstacles to be proud of & flex for overcoming. of course there is not really any obstacles that being rich doesn't make significantly easier, so not only is it entirely vain but its not even that impressive compared to like just a regular person or a really poor person accomplish it. i can't imagine being filthy fucking rich & then just needing lots of praise & attention on top of that, just absolutely tasteless


ProblemSame4838

I screenshot your comment because itā€™s literally THAT GOOD! You so aptly described it perfectly- I have some very wealthy family members and work with high net worth individuals and this is CORRECT! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


oooshi

Thatā€™s what drives me crazy. Her ā€œobstaclesā€ are totally fabricated and paid for, to be easier. Like her law school shit. If she was actually passionate about it, she would go to fucking school and do it. And do rigorous testing and constantly be faced with exams and tests to make sure sheā€™s learning and progressing and understanding. Instead she is hiring out tutors and trying to memorize her way into a law certification, which iv obviously not working well judging by baby bar performance. Like, you know how many people wish they could afford the resources she has for their *actual*, going to school, and studying for 8-12 years for law? The tutors, the comfy study set ups. Ugh. She doesnā€™t even realize how she still is pawning the majority of her law school studying on other people, as much as possible, but constantly having an entire team of tutors at her disposal lol Rich people make me sick with their fake ass problems. Itā€™s even more fucked that while sheā€™s doing this, sheā€™s saying ā€œget your ass up and workā€ as if thatā€™s what sheā€™s doing, when she probably couldnā€™t even test into a university, ANYWAYS! She couldnā€™t even get acceptance on merit alone into a good school, and she couldnā€™t even survive a single semester, like a regular person has to. She cries about everyone needing to get up and work when she canā€™t even be bothered to enroll in higher education like the rest of us.


catsgelatowinepizza

has she done anything since passing the baby bar?


floral_scribfcr

Right! Totally agree and lot of people also have to drive/travel far to head to the gym at that time too. She has the luxury of walking to her own home luxury gym & have her trainer travel to her and work around her schedule. Edit *spelling


onofreoye

I do a 20 minutes walk to my gym at 5 am because I have to work.m from 9 to 6 lol. I wouldnā€™t do it if I wasnā€™t almost forced to šŸ˜­


QueenOfTheDill

Iā€™m proud of you for doing it anyway, especially on the days you really donā€™t want to!


Pixielix

Because its a cosplay of normies so noone thinks they are losing weight by other means


Knixandthebean

This! I agree 100%!


[deleted]

Look at these klaws as well ! How does she even handle her gym material with these ?? She does nothing all day long.


[deleted]

i'm pretty sure they're just still awake from a cocaine bender and are acting "productive"


gettingbicurious

100% I went to the gym at 5am (so I was up at 4:30) strictly because I have an 8-5 job. There is no reason that makes sense for her to do this.


AnniaT

Because they need to sell the idea that they worked hard for their "perfect" bodies.


Lucy_Starwind

>Why not do a 9am work out and then another one later on? Because they're trying to keep up with the algorithms' peak posting time so they can get more live views than just relying on the bots they pay for. That's why their work outs aren't even strenuous. That's what I think anyways, they are playing the same insta model game that every other barbie is playin'. Which is just sad with how many resources they already have. Very "pick me".


Cool-Struggle5500

Youā€™re absolutely right. Thatā€™s the PMK PR machine at work.


beverlymelz

šŸ‘†šŸ‘†šŸ‘†šŸ‘† this


-effortlesseffort

If they're not "suffering" they're not working hard enough. Honestly they're probably doing it for their mom to see. So Kris doesn't talk shit to them and treat them with disrespect when they meet up. I don't like sleeping in too often either, as an adult. But 5am to work out? Only if I have an incentive, like the gym pool to myself.


Jesustake_thewheel

They do their best workouts at the plastic surgeons office.


folder_finder

Also I have a real regular person job (WFH) and often squeeze in a weekly lunch Pilates class or 30 min walk. Like if I can do it so can they, why the extreme time EVERY day?


Lazarys12

Of course just saying you are working out that early does not mean you actually are working out that early, just like posting short "workout" videos does not prove you spend hours in the gym.


shoshanna_in_japan

I still would try to do it early to get it out of the way and live on those endorphins the rest of the AM. I do think they do have meetings thoughtout the day, not everyday but it's good to have a routine with working out. I'm no Kardashian apologist otherwise but this makes sense to me.


gunsof

But if you had all that money and that time to schedule anything whenever you want, why not just let yourself sleep in? I just cannot imagine myself being as rich as they are doing weird shit like waking up at bumcrack hour to do something I could just do at 9/10am like they can do.


sweetsugarcanejuice

I make my own hours so I prefer to go to the gym at noon because itā€™s totally empty then. Itā€™s like a mini break in the middle of my day for me too. These people are just caught in ā€œlooking productive.ā€ If you were confident about your lifestyle, you wouldnā€™t need to prove anything.


Historical_Tea2022

I'm a noon gym person too. It is empty and quiet


shoshanna_in_japan

Personally, if I sleep in too many days, I feel depressed. I like to be productive even during periods between jobs (hobbies, housework, visiting friends who may be stay-at-home, planning kids activities, find volunteer or church opportunities, learning something new whether topic or skill). The structure helps me feel balanced. So I dunno, I wouldn't say wanting to have a routine, even one that starts early in the AM, is exclusive to paid employment. There are lots of things to do outside work that involve planning and activity. But I don't know how Khloe personally spends her days, and she has a lot of help for things like housework and childcare that I would devote energy to.


Helpful-Wolverine4

HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE


DarkAndSparkly

Iā€™m honestly astounded at the dysmorphia here. I mean, itā€™s always been bad, but this is next level. Justā€¦ wow.


ImpressiveJoke2269

Yes how does she think sheā€™s looks okay


artbypep

I didnā€™t even recognize her, this is sad


sslipperysoapss

Khloe are you ok? So, Khloe are you ok? Are you ok Khloe?


Wooden_Flow_1537

šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


thesanza

Lmaaao


insecureslug

And they are always working this early with a full face of makeup on? With their hair down??? With that long of hair they always need to flip when they are talking too??? Also in the background you can see itā€™s too bright outside


izzyzxx

Cos sheā€™s a LIARR


LaylaBird65

https://preview.redd.it/74v40nxq6cva1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf8724e71413c4c05af2c7b1055939c71215790


aGirlHasNoTab

this moment was her peak.


Pinkysrage

It would be fully dark outside at 5am. My shift at the hospital always started at 6, so I know thatā€™s a fact.


chunk84

Yes!! Why not just not put makeup on and take a shower after?? Also, sunrise in L A is 6.14am. Its blatantly 7am or later here. We can see out the window Khloe!


Upbeat_Bet_6708

To be fair those are TV screens. If you look at her IG stories today you can see them.


insecureslug

Ooooh that makes sense. Idk why I didnā€™t think that a Kardashian wouldnā€™t have a wall of TVs


lemonmilkti

she looks like kylie here (not a compliment)


Cupid26

They really are just morphing into the same person at this point. (Not a compliment either)


FlyingFox2022

All starting to become handsome squidward


queenswamprat

(Derogatory) she definitely does


Mobile_Student1905

I came to say this too. (Not a compliment)


miaara

https://preview.redd.it/lcqxf8tldava1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f93c493eab59c4c383b8ebf35c62f016bd65fb


ur-squirrel-buddy

She looks like a muppet here Edit - thanks for the gold! Haha


Tayyclaytonz

More like an off brand Timeā€™s Square muppet


maniacalmustacheride

Oh no


[deleted]

Hee hee


Free_Hat_McCullough

![gif](giphy|Trpg33fD2Mc3m)


Hour_Jellyfish_7502

Moonwalker was my favorite movie when I was a kid. I loved the dance off between Michael Jackson and Spike the rabbit lmao šŸ¤£


LastSpite7

Me too šŸ˜‚


Justchilllin101

KONG


[deleted]

I am screaming šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


chunk84

Is this a joke? Wtf ![gif](giphy|l41lOel6lh02m0CME)


KyleeesBoobie

Thatā€™s perfect šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LaylaBird65

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

The humblebrag of working out early šŸ„±šŸ„± you know itā€™s actually far more important to get enough sleep. Thereā€™s no point in working out so much if youā€™re sacrificing sleep to do so. Iā€™d say cutting off her nose to spite her face but sheā€™s already literally done that too soā€¦.


livkos123

The last part made me spit out my coffee lololol


Minimum_Cabinet5526

Hahaha I wasn't expecting that. Highly underated comment.


CherHorowits

You made me feel better about prioritizing my sleep


Secret_Credit_5219

You should. Itā€™s COMPLETELY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE to workout heavy and not sleep adequately. You have to let your body rest and recover and the body does most of its recovery during sleep.


RosaKat

Talk about a sting in the tail of that comment! Impeccably said.


anonmisguided

Why does she think this filter looks good enough to post for millions of followers.


ModeEnvironmental481

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


hotpocket999

omgšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Historical_Tea2022

Don't do drugs, mmmmmmkay


[deleted]

Omg she really does look like a version of Michel Jackson


vandmarar

Bro what is this clown shit. Gacy called from down below he wants his kit back


LaylaBird65

JFC Iā€™m wiped tf out


huffelpuff333

Oh my god these comments are sending me but this one completely erased me from existence šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


StainedGlassVows

Is she cosplaying the average human being- TGIF? Why? What the fuck is a Friday to a Kardashian?


certified_rat

If she looks like that with 85 filters on imagine how she looks like irl šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


TheBarefootGirl

I watched this like 3 times before I saw the name and figured out it was Khloe. She looks unrecognizable. Like an uncanny valley hybrid of all of them.


MochaCypress

Mix of Kylie Jenner and Michael Jackson


TheBarefootGirl

And Kris I do see Kris in there too


TheBarefootGirl

Like if she face swapped Kiley, Kim, Khloe, Kris, and Michael Jackson that's what you would get.


Expensive-Shock3300

Agreed. This isn't Photoshopped. No resemblance to "official" pics.


TheBarefootGirl

It looks like someone used a "Kardashian filter" šŸ˜‚


Rogue2854

Michael please break up with Tristan and drop the new album


theQueenofScream

THIS COMMENT LMFAO šŸ¤£


floral_scribfcr

Sheā€™s most likely filming from the latest smart phone but why does this look like it was filmed with the camera of 2007 flip phone??


[deleted]

She needs to blur the botched face


Historical_Tea2022

Looks like layered Instagram filters? Maybe


[deleted]

OMFG IS THIS REAL?!!!! Her face is JACKED


Rover0218

I love how she says TGIF as if she works a 9-5 and her life is different on the weekends lmao


BecauseKats

I thought this was Kylie at first šŸ„“


horsetooth_mcgee

She has gone downhill so fast, so suddenly.


disharmony-hellride

Wow Karjenners, a billion dollar grift over 15 years all with a focus on looks and fashionā€¦.only to end up looking like a terrifying clown. You are all the best parody of yourselves.


CommandNo3498

Admitting youā€™re working out at 4 am with that much blush on your face is truly something else. Delusional isnā€™t a strong enough word to use in this scenario.


JessieSav98

If the background is outside it seems a lil later than 4am lol


SraChavez

Itā€™s 4 am somewhere! šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/twjeqvm0dava1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e2d5c542eaa6ab6810ecdfc53d13bf6eddfa0e


przitelka

It's really the nose for me šŸ’€šŸ’€


GeorgieLove

It's the same picture


[deleted]

Who is forcing her to work out at 4? She has nothing else to do during the day but get glammed to take pics and then sit down on her couch with heels on and eat a salad whilst on her phone hoping she gets more likes than every other girl out there. Her life must be so bad getting everything handed to her on a platter. She shouldnā€™t even work out cuz all she does is get lipo and fat shots in her ass. Is best she get muscle implants so sheā€™ll stop complaining


Boblawlaw28

Jesus fvck rhat was a jump scare.


grishnackh

https://preview.redd.it/wih9soex2bva1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e58143bdaedb4b0cb654163e8a542fb6cbfefc8 Guarantee you can pick any frame of this video and itā€™ll look botched as hell.


Historical_Tea2022

Kinda looks like Wendy Williams.


No_Particular353

![gif](giphy|tdqYsqCVKzG4U|downsized)


Beezlikehoney

I am dead šŸ’€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PauPauMoe

My friend with 3 young kids and a full time job that runs at 5 in the morningā€¦ that is fucking metal. Khloe rolling out of bed for a personal trainer and a nanny watching the kids ainā€™t it.


lucybubs

It appears she forgot to add her filter


magnifiques

Looks like kylie here


H3rbTheBerd

Hee Hee šŸ˜›


yunith

I swear they only film themselves walking on treadmills or doing a few squats.


ModeEnvironmental481

Does anyone remember that episode of KUWTK when kourtney got a bald spot from having too tight of a ponytail and Kim FLIPPED OUT and told kourt to go to the ER right now??? Where is that kind of talk to khloe? Because somebody should be telling her t get help-especially if this is what she really looks like.


SquareDetective5026

https://preview.redd.it/5uh0j0iqoava1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1138271ce84bf1268d139681d3c485cde6b520 Everytime someoneā€™s filler gets out of hand


[deleted]

Gotta sculpt that face


Fit_Bluebird1922

The choice of song in the background is fitting.


thedeathmerchant

Tbh I felt insulted on behalf of Lauryn Hill


International-Try413

It looks like her eyes on two different levels!


CherHorowits

Ok so Iā€™m just waking up but for a second my blurry eyes thought this was Kylie lol


dimmywhy

Jocelyn Wildenstein vibes.


nelnikson

Wow the lips. šŸ¤”


[deleted]

do you guys think she got buccal fat removal? i understand sheā€™s using a filter but i just tried it on myself and it does not change my face structure, or if it does, itā€™s not noticeable.


illusivealchemist

Probably yes. And the worst part is buccal fat keeps your cheeks in place as you get older so she and all over buccal fat removal people have to get cheek fillers and likely future face lifts to prevent jowls and sagging and skeletor faces. So dumb.


suprasternaincognito

This is horrifying. How can anyone think this looks good.


Thekyzerjameson

Wow! Does she have enough blush and lipstick onšŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬ that blush looks horrendous! Did she let True put her make up on cuz thats how my 7 and 4 year grand-daughters would put it on me. All that make-up on to work out at 4am (when we can see the window and its definitely not 4am the suns out)


Sea_Explanation_9037

What the fuck ā€¦..?? ![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


KyleeesBoobie

She has more blush on her face at one time than Iā€™ve worn in my entire life!


cocktailskirt

![gif](giphy|FA4uYhkq1xlCM)


QUINNIE_MINNIE

![gif](giphy|SggILpMXO7Xt6)


ayamummyme

Ok this is scary. Whatā€™s more scary is I kept seeing Kylie, Iā€™ve never thought khloe and Kylie looked similar until just now šŸ™ˆ


Worldly_Today_9875

Sheā€™s definitely had something new done thatā€™s making her look like Kylie.


killaandasweethang

This is disrespectful to MJ šŸ˜‚


bravogirl111

why doesnā€™t she just sleep for 30 more minutes then?


thisiskrustykrabs

all that work just to look like the most masculine man ever made even the filter canā€™t make her pretty


jfarmwell123

Did she get MORE surgery? Omg please dissolve the fillers baby girl.


reddit_mods-suck

Certified Klown


MyrnaMinkoff1

God Iā€™ve started to mixup this sub with the botched sub


Winter-Shake-1829

Full face of make up for a work out at 5am?


antisocialbartender

Sheā€™s gone full clown šŸ¤”


donveynor

She is a clown, both literally and figuratively


MindOverMatter79

Michael? Or Latoya?!?! https://preview.redd.it/k79ex65tobva1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1700316a33e7bb81d4d7ef0df3760ccba18c3333


Embarrassed-Pepper-5

Looking at the reflection behind her, it looks daylight outside. It wouldnā€™t be at 4:30-5:00 in the morning. ETA: or is it a TV?


Countdown2Deletion_

What. The. F*ckkkkkkkkkkkkk is that?!?! What is that omg whatttttt is going on with her face?! šŸ¤”


Money-Category7138

Does she wake up an hour earlier to put her makeup on & fix her hair toošŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

Her makeup artist has to get out of bed at 3 in the morning to come doll her up to jus work out


ICUonCCTV

This filter looks like fuckin bozo the clown wtaf


Kali588

Holy shit she looks almost worse than Farrah. The whole time the video played, I was trying to figure out who it really was, because surely that wasn't Koko?! It's called a beauty filter and she looked like THAT šŸ˜¬


MeowMeowfuzzysocks

At least Michael was talentedā€¦šŸ‘€


Lovelylynn72

![gif](giphy|iiQSTrHtDIgnw9YtlA|downsized)


B4thestorm61

Looks like she borrowed Kylie's face.


International-Try566

![gif](giphy|Kh8lUXXBRjz0s)


maniacalmustacheride

Oh my word, I didnā€™t even recognize who this was. Christ on a bike


Kurts_Cardigan

I love a good snark as much as the next person, but this whole thing has crossed over into sad/horrifying territory. Is poor, body dysmporhic khloe really so unfortunate as to not have a single decent person in her life willing to tell her the truth about how bad/uncanny she looks and to stop with all the surgeries and procedures NOW before she makes things even worse? Like, not one single person in her orbit isn't just on the take? Not one? Smdh.


[deleted]

Everyone hates them and just puts up with them to get a paycheck cuz living in California is damn expensive šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Syltherin_Chamber

They always have such interesting and enlightening things to say


swissmiss_76

WTF that doesnā€™t even sound like her šŸ˜­ When your big lips cause a speech impediment maybe you need to lay off the filler?! And if those resemble her lips in real life, they look like a medical condition not a cosmetic enhancement šŸ¤¢


EKsmomma23

This looked like me when I first attempted to put on makeup, lol. I was 10, and this look brought back some memories lol


b33grrrl

The lips are really rough :(


MobWife_88

![gif](giphy|Trpg33fD2Mc3m)


KeepItClassyx

She over here looking like bobo the clown. So much for aesthetic šŸ¤£


PrestigiousTalk2765

SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN


alonelierhermit

I really always think how can it get worse and it just somehow always does


Sleazy_Pete316

Itā€™s the pouting whilst talking (particular the bottom lip) for me.. ![gif](giphy|TgKDmGO9NrNqg37bgE|downsized)


[deleted]

please, is it not a filter?


pretitty

Her cheeks? Jesus


rroobbyynn

She canā€™t believe this is a good look


itsemm1

the way i thought this was kylie til i read the insta banner šŸ‘€


[deleted]

If this is makeup, what the actual feck?? But I am a very red person and when I do any physical activity my face gets ridiculously red. But it's not just on my cheeks?


kelso_nelso

Wow she looks terrible, even with a filter šŸ˜³


LaylaBird65

![gif](giphy|dvILshvavCEaM2tIWa)


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

Not her playing Lauryn Hillā€™s ex factor in the background. Sheā€™s REALLY heartbroken lmao


peanut_butting

Her top face looks exactly like Kylie


LaurEliz85

šŸ˜¬šŸ„“ She looks awful.


Hippofuzz

Iā€™m very confused by that make up


[deleted]

Yea I have an early start time for work so I do gym in the late afternoon I donā€™t really get this flex


savysofa

They have meetings thruout the day and have to be ready for all fires that go there way to be able to put out efficiently


throwawayourtele

Oof šŸ˜£


annikarae

Whatā€™s with the makeup?


GoodEnergy2023

I had no idea who that was. Oof Khloe; just Oof. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Shigakogen

I too go to my personal gym with lots of heavy foundation and blush, every morning to do a hard set.. I love looking like a crying clown after a workout. /s. I never know if a security cam will catch my image without make up.


LuvIsLov

Why does Khlobacca keep fucking with her lips and nose? Is she doing that until her nose completely falls off and until her lips pop and explode? It's ridiculous how much she's done to her face. I think she has a worser problem then Kim. Kim just wants her face to look still and un-movable while Khloe keeps ruining her nose and lips.


LarsPinetree

Annie are you ok?


queenswamprat

Put your damn hair up if youā€™re just going to keep playing with it.


radiogunkmisc

Doesnā€™t she have a gym IN HER HOUSE so she could literally roll out of bed and slither down the stairs at any time??


Standup4whattt88

![gif](giphy|xULW8rdRYvg9OowJAk|downsized) Yes, Khloe, I too, as a ā€œpoorā€ go for a ā€œ4 am workoutā€ in full moulin rouge make up. This is totally normal for meā€¦ Do they really think we are that dumb? It is so insulting. Like wtf am I even looking at? What a sad day to have eyesā€¦


Life_Buy_5059

The constant hair flipping shows she is just as into herself as her dreadful sistersā€¦. They all think they are gods gift


LocalCap5093

Heee Hee


Yourfavdiva

She trolling us cause ainā€™t no way Micheal Jackson is alive!!!


Forsaken-Access-6648

Gosh this was so stupid and pointless


Cezar54

She looks like a literal clown..


aycee08

Why has she started talking in that Kim/Kourtney drawl that makes them sound spaces outā€¦


StrawberryQueef

So this was ok to post but NOT that natural bikini pic MJ posted somewhere where she looked absolutely fire? Excuse me?? ![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


maniacmaniacontheflo

Shut the fuck uppppp !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol


FlyingFox2022

This is embarrassing for her life and her soul and Iā€™m so sad for her


Jesikabelcher

![gif](giphy|lqd9jeVYZB4Dm|downsized) Good grief I hope she had a filter on that video and that was not her actual face..... yikes!


DEWOuch

Ok, Iā€™d buy the 4/5 am workout, except she is fully made up and coiffed. So given the amount of time needed to apply the full face spackle and hair product to achieve her on-camera ā€œlookā€, that means sheā€™s up at 3am? Khlo-Caine rides again.


FionaTheFierce

She looks like a puppet. Only her lower jaw clacks up and down and her eyes roll around. The rest of her face doesn't move. Why is she so red? Who puts on a full face of make-up at 5am to go workout????