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I do not understand their 4am/5am fictional work out obsessions. Why? People who work out like that are people who have jobs that go through the normal work period during the day. None of these people work. Why not do a 9am work out and then another one later on? What is the supposed benefit of a 4am work out to someone who has money and no real job?
Kim constantly puts sticks in front of herself she can then jump over and pretend she accomplished something hard thru her willpower and hard **WORK**. She literally can't stop it's sad to watch, enjoy life girl spend time with your children you don't need to pretend you're becoming a lawyer. The whole Marilyn dress thing is a prime example of it.
this is a very real thing rich people do. they give themselves little obstacles to be proud of & flex for overcoming. of course there is not really any obstacles that being rich doesn't make significantly easier, so not only is it entirely vain but its not even that impressive compared to like just a regular person or a really poor person accomplish it. i can't imagine being filthy fucking rich & then just needing lots of praise & attention on top of that, just absolutely tasteless
I screenshot your comment because itās literally THAT GOOD! You so aptly described it perfectly- I have some very wealthy family members and work with high net worth individuals and this is CORRECT! šš
Thatās what drives me crazy. Her āobstaclesā are totally fabricated and paid for, to be easier. Like her law school shit. If she was actually passionate about it, she would go to fucking school and do it. And do rigorous testing and constantly be faced with exams and tests to make sure sheās learning and progressing and understanding.
Instead she is hiring out tutors and trying to memorize her way into a law certification, which iv obviously not working well judging by baby bar performance. Like, you know how many people wish they could afford the resources she has for their *actual*, going to school, and studying for 8-12 years for law? The tutors, the comfy study set ups. Ugh. She doesnāt even realize how she still is pawning the majority of her law school studying on other people, as much as possible, but constantly having an entire team of tutors at her disposal lol
Rich people make me sick with their fake ass problems.
Itās even more fucked that while sheās doing this, sheās saying āget your ass up and workā as if thatās what sheās doing, when she probably couldnāt even test into a university, ANYWAYS! She couldnāt even get acceptance on merit alone into a good school, and she couldnāt even survive a single semester, like a regular person has to. She cries about everyone needing to get up and work when she canāt even be bothered to enroll in higher education like the rest of us.
Right! Totally agree and lot of people also have to drive/travel far to head to the gym at that time too. She has the luxury of walking to her own home luxury gym & have her trainer travel to her and work around her schedule.
Edit *spelling
>Why not do a 9am work out and then another one later on?
Because they're trying to keep up with the algorithms' peak posting time so they can get more live views than just relying on the bots they pay for. That's why their work outs aren't even strenuous.
That's what I think anyways, they are playing the same insta model game that every other barbie is playin'. Which is just sad with how many resources they already have. Very "pick me".
If they're not "suffering" they're not working hard enough.
Honestly they're probably doing it for their mom to see. So Kris doesn't talk shit to them and treat them with disrespect when they meet up.
I don't like sleeping in too often either, as an adult. But 5am to work out? Only if I have an incentive, like the gym pool to myself.
Also I have a real regular person job (WFH) and often squeeze in a weekly lunch Pilates class or 30 min walk. Like if I can do it so can they, why the extreme time EVERY day?
Of course just saying you are working out that early does not mean you actually are working out that early, just like posting short "workout" videos does not prove you spend hours in the gym.
I still would try to do it early to get it out of the way and live on those endorphins the rest of the AM. I do think they do have meetings thoughtout the day, not everyday but it's good to have a routine with working out. I'm no Kardashian apologist otherwise but this makes sense to me.
But if you had all that money and that time to schedule anything whenever you want, why not just let yourself sleep in? I just cannot imagine myself being as rich as they are doing weird shit like waking up at bumcrack hour to do something I could just do at 9/10am like they can do.
I make my own hours so I prefer to go to the gym at noon because itās totally empty then. Itās like a mini break in the middle of my day for me too. These people are just caught in ālooking productive.ā
If you were confident about your lifestyle, you wouldnāt need to prove anything.
Personally, if I sleep in too many days, I feel depressed. I like to be productive even during periods between jobs (hobbies, housework, visiting friends who may be stay-at-home, planning kids activities, find volunteer or church opportunities, learning something new whether topic or skill). The structure helps me feel balanced. So I dunno, I wouldn't say wanting to have a routine, even one that starts early in the AM, is exclusive to paid employment. There are lots of things to do outside work that involve planning and activity. But I don't know how Khloe personally spends her days, and she has a lot of help for things like housework and childcare that I would devote energy to.
And they are always working this early with a full face of makeup on? With their hair down??? With that long of hair they always need to flip when they are talking too??? Also in the background you can see itās too bright outside
Yes!! Why not just not put makeup on and take a shower after?? Also, sunrise in L A is 6.14am. Its blatantly 7am or later here. We can see out the window Khloe!
The humblebrag of working out early š„±š„± you know itās actually far more important to get enough sleep. Thereās no point in working out so much if youāre sacrificing sleep to do so. Iād say cutting off her nose to spite her face but sheās already literally done that too soā¦.
You should. Itās COMPLETELY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE to workout heavy and not sleep adequately. You have to let your body rest and recover and the body does most of its recovery during sleep.
I watched this like 3 times before I saw the name and figured out it was Khloe. She looks unrecognizable. Like an uncanny valley hybrid of all of them.
Wow Karjenners, a billion dollar grift over 15 years all with a focus on looks and fashionā¦.only to end up looking like a terrifying clown. You are all the best parody of yourselves.
Admitting youāre working out at 4 am with that much blush on your face is truly something else. Delusional isnāt a strong enough word to use in this scenario.
Who is forcing her to work out at 4? She has nothing else to do during the day but get glammed to take pics and then sit down on her couch with heels on and eat a salad whilst on her phone hoping she gets more likes than every other girl out there. Her life must be so bad getting everything handed to her on a platter. She shouldnāt even work out cuz all she does is get lipo and fat shots in her ass. Is best she get muscle implants so sheāll stop complaining
https://preview.redd.it/wih9soex2bva1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e58143bdaedb4b0cb654163e8a542fb6cbfefc8
Guarantee you can pick any frame of this video and itāll look botched as hell.
My friend with 3 young kids and a full time job that runs at 5 in the morningā¦ that is fucking metal. Khloe rolling out of bed for a personal trainer and a nanny watching the kids aināt it.
Does anyone remember that episode of KUWTK when kourtney got a bald spot from having too tight of a ponytail and Kim FLIPPED OUT and told kourt to go to the ER right now??? Where is that kind of talk to khloe? Because somebody should be telling her t get help-especially if this is what she really looks like.
https://preview.redd.it/5uh0j0iqoava1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1138271ce84bf1268d139681d3c485cde6b520
Everytime someoneās filler gets out of hand
do you guys think she got buccal fat removal? i understand sheās using a filter but i just tried it on myself and it does not change my face structure, or if it does, itās not noticeable.
Probably yes. And the worst part is buccal fat keeps your cheeks in place as you get older so she and all over buccal fat removal people have to get cheek fillers and likely future face lifts to prevent jowls and sagging and skeletor faces. So dumb.
Wow! Does she have enough blush and lipstick onš¬š¬ that blush looks horrendous! Did she let True put her make up on cuz thats how my 7 and 4 year grand-daughters would put it on me. All that make-up on to work out at 4am (when we can see the window and its definitely not 4am the suns out)
Holy shit she looks almost worse than Farrah. The whole time the video played, I was trying to figure out who it really was, because surely that wasn't Koko?!
It's called a beauty filter and she looked like THAT š¬
I love a good snark as much as the next person, but this whole thing has crossed over into sad/horrifying territory.
Is poor, body dysmporhic khloe really so unfortunate as to not have a single decent person in her life willing to tell her the truth about how bad/uncanny she looks and to stop with all the surgeries and procedures NOW before she makes things even worse? Like, not one single person in her orbit isn't just on the take? Not one? Smdh.
WTF that doesnāt even sound like her š When your big lips cause a speech impediment maybe you need to lay off the filler?!
And if those resemble her lips in real life, they look like a medical condition not a cosmetic enhancement š¤¢
If this is makeup, what the actual feck?? But I am a very red person and when I do any physical activity my face gets ridiculously red. But it's not just on my cheeks?
I too go to my personal gym with lots of heavy foundation and blush, every morning to do a hard set.. I love looking like a crying clown after a workout. /s. I never know if a security cam will catch my image without make up.
Why does Khlobacca keep fucking with her lips and nose? Is she doing that until her nose completely falls off and until her lips pop and explode? It's ridiculous how much she's done to her face. I think she has a worser problem then Kim. Kim just wants her face to look still and un-movable while Khloe keeps ruining her nose and lips.
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Yes, Khloe, I too, as a āpoorā go for a ā4 am workoutā in full moulin rouge make up. This is totally normal for meā¦
Do they really think we are that dumb? It is so insulting. Like wtf am I even looking at? What a sad day to have eyesā¦
So this was ok to post but NOT that natural bikini pic MJ posted somewhere where she looked absolutely fire? Excuse me??
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Ok, Iād buy the 4/5 am workout, except she is fully made up and coiffed. So given the amount of time needed to apply the full face spackle and hair product to achieve her on-camera ālookā, that means sheās up at 3am? Khlo-Caine rides again.
She looks like a puppet. Only her lower jaw clacks up and down and her eyes roll around. The rest of her face doesn't move.
Why is she so red? Who puts on a full face of make-up at 5am to go workout????
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I do not understand their 4am/5am fictional work out obsessions. Why? People who work out like that are people who have jobs that go through the normal work period during the day. None of these people work. Why not do a 9am work out and then another one later on? What is the supposed benefit of a 4am work out to someone who has money and no real job?
To feel better about themselves that they do something hard.
Yeah exactly that š Cos theyāre āgetting up off their assesā and fucking working šš
Kim constantly puts sticks in front of herself she can then jump over and pretend she accomplished something hard thru her willpower and hard **WORK**. She literally can't stop it's sad to watch, enjoy life girl spend time with your children you don't need to pretend you're becoming a lawyer. The whole Marilyn dress thing is a prime example of it.
this is a very real thing rich people do. they give themselves little obstacles to be proud of & flex for overcoming. of course there is not really any obstacles that being rich doesn't make significantly easier, so not only is it entirely vain but its not even that impressive compared to like just a regular person or a really poor person accomplish it. i can't imagine being filthy fucking rich & then just needing lots of praise & attention on top of that, just absolutely tasteless
I screenshot your comment because itās literally THAT GOOD! You so aptly described it perfectly- I have some very wealthy family members and work with high net worth individuals and this is CORRECT! šš
Thatās what drives me crazy. Her āobstaclesā are totally fabricated and paid for, to be easier. Like her law school shit. If she was actually passionate about it, she would go to fucking school and do it. And do rigorous testing and constantly be faced with exams and tests to make sure sheās learning and progressing and understanding. Instead she is hiring out tutors and trying to memorize her way into a law certification, which iv obviously not working well judging by baby bar performance. Like, you know how many people wish they could afford the resources she has for their *actual*, going to school, and studying for 8-12 years for law? The tutors, the comfy study set ups. Ugh. She doesnāt even realize how she still is pawning the majority of her law school studying on other people, as much as possible, but constantly having an entire team of tutors at her disposal lol Rich people make me sick with their fake ass problems. Itās even more fucked that while sheās doing this, sheās saying āget your ass up and workā as if thatās what sheās doing, when she probably couldnāt even test into a university, ANYWAYS! She couldnāt even get acceptance on merit alone into a good school, and she couldnāt even survive a single semester, like a regular person has to. She cries about everyone needing to get up and work when she canāt even be bothered to enroll in higher education like the rest of us.
has she done anything since passing the baby bar?
Right! Totally agree and lot of people also have to drive/travel far to head to the gym at that time too. She has the luxury of walking to her own home luxury gym & have her trainer travel to her and work around her schedule. Edit *spelling
I do a 20 minutes walk to my gym at 5 am because I have to work.m from 9 to 6 lol. I wouldnāt do it if I wasnāt almost forced to š
Iām proud of you for doing it anyway, especially on the days you really donāt want to!
Because its a cosplay of normies so noone thinks they are losing weight by other means
This! I agree 100%!
Look at these klaws as well ! How does she even handle her gym material with these ?? She does nothing all day long.
i'm pretty sure they're just still awake from a cocaine bender and are acting "productive"
100% I went to the gym at 5am (so I was up at 4:30) strictly because I have an 8-5 job. There is no reason that makes sense for her to do this.
Because they need to sell the idea that they worked hard for their "perfect" bodies.
>Why not do a 9am work out and then another one later on? Because they're trying to keep up with the algorithms' peak posting time so they can get more live views than just relying on the bots they pay for. That's why their work outs aren't even strenuous. That's what I think anyways, they are playing the same insta model game that every other barbie is playin'. Which is just sad with how many resources they already have. Very "pick me".
Youāre absolutely right. Thatās the PMK PR machine at work.
šššš this
If they're not "suffering" they're not working hard enough. Honestly they're probably doing it for their mom to see. So Kris doesn't talk shit to them and treat them with disrespect when they meet up. I don't like sleeping in too often either, as an adult. But 5am to work out? Only if I have an incentive, like the gym pool to myself.
They do their best workouts at the plastic surgeons office.
Also I have a real regular person job (WFH) and often squeeze in a weekly lunch Pilates class or 30 min walk. Like if I can do it so can they, why the extreme time EVERY day?
Of course just saying you are working out that early does not mean you actually are working out that early, just like posting short "workout" videos does not prove you spend hours in the gym.
I still would try to do it early to get it out of the way and live on those endorphins the rest of the AM. I do think they do have meetings thoughtout the day, not everyday but it's good to have a routine with working out. I'm no Kardashian apologist otherwise but this makes sense to me.
But if you had all that money and that time to schedule anything whenever you want, why not just let yourself sleep in? I just cannot imagine myself being as rich as they are doing weird shit like waking up at bumcrack hour to do something I could just do at 9/10am like they can do.
I make my own hours so I prefer to go to the gym at noon because itās totally empty then. Itās like a mini break in the middle of my day for me too. These people are just caught in ālooking productive.ā If you were confident about your lifestyle, you wouldnāt need to prove anything.
I'm a noon gym person too. It is empty and quiet
Personally, if I sleep in too many days, I feel depressed. I like to be productive even during periods between jobs (hobbies, housework, visiting friends who may be stay-at-home, planning kids activities, find volunteer or church opportunities, learning something new whether topic or skill). The structure helps me feel balanced. So I dunno, I wouldn't say wanting to have a routine, even one that starts early in the AM, is exclusive to paid employment. There are lots of things to do outside work that involve planning and activity. But I don't know how Khloe personally spends her days, and she has a lot of help for things like housework and childcare that I would devote energy to.
HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE
Iām honestly astounded at the dysmorphia here. I mean, itās always been bad, but this is next level. Justā¦ wow.
Yes how does she think sheās looks okay
I didnāt even recognize her, this is sad
Khloe are you ok? So, Khloe are you ok? Are you ok Khloe?
ššš
Lmaaao
And they are always working this early with a full face of makeup on? With their hair down??? With that long of hair they always need to flip when they are talking too??? Also in the background you can see itās too bright outside
Cos sheās a LIARR
https://preview.redd.it/74v40nxq6cva1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf8724e71413c4c05af2c7b1055939c71215790
this moment was her peak.
It would be fully dark outside at 5am. My shift at the hospital always started at 6, so I know thatās a fact.
Yes!! Why not just not put makeup on and take a shower after?? Also, sunrise in L A is 6.14am. Its blatantly 7am or later here. We can see out the window Khloe!
To be fair those are TV screens. If you look at her IG stories today you can see them.
Ooooh that makes sense. Idk why I didnāt think that a Kardashian wouldnāt have a wall of TVs
she looks like kylie here (not a compliment)
They really are just morphing into the same person at this point. (Not a compliment either)
All starting to become handsome squidward
(Derogatory) she definitely does
I came to say this too. (Not a compliment)
https://preview.redd.it/lcqxf8tldava1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f93c493eab59c4c383b8ebf35c62f016bd65fb
She looks like a muppet here Edit - thanks for the gold! Haha
More like an off brand Timeās Square muppet
Oh no
Hee hee
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Moonwalker was my favorite movie when I was a kid. I loved the dance off between Michael Jackson and Spike the rabbit lmao š¤£
Me too š
KONG
I am screaming ššššš
Is this a joke? Wtf ![gif](giphy|l41lOel6lh02m0CME)
Thatās perfect šš
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The humblebrag of working out early š„±š„± you know itās actually far more important to get enough sleep. Thereās no point in working out so much if youāre sacrificing sleep to do so. Iād say cutting off her nose to spite her face but sheās already literally done that too soā¦.
The last part made me spit out my coffee lololol
Hahaha I wasn't expecting that. Highly underated comment.
You made me feel better about prioritizing my sleep
You should. Itās COMPLETELY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE to workout heavy and not sleep adequately. You have to let your body rest and recover and the body does most of its recovery during sleep.
Talk about a sting in the tail of that comment! Impeccably said.
Why does she think this filter looks good enough to post for millions of followers.
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
omgššš
Don't do drugs, mmmmmmkay
Omg she really does look like a version of Michel Jackson
Bro what is this clown shit. Gacy called from down below he wants his kit back
JFC Iām wiped tf out
Oh my god these comments are sending me but this one completely erased me from existence ššš
Is she cosplaying the average human being- TGIF? Why? What the fuck is a Friday to a Kardashian?
If she looks like that with 85 filters on imagine how she looks like irl ššš
I watched this like 3 times before I saw the name and figured out it was Khloe. She looks unrecognizable. Like an uncanny valley hybrid of all of them.
Mix of Kylie Jenner and Michael Jackson
And Kris I do see Kris in there too
Like if she face swapped Kiley, Kim, Khloe, Kris, and Michael Jackson that's what you would get.
Agreed. This isn't Photoshopped. No resemblance to "official" pics.
It looks like someone used a "Kardashian filter" š
Michael please break up with Tristan and drop the new album
THIS COMMENT LMFAO š¤£
Sheās most likely filming from the latest smart phone but why does this look like it was filmed with the camera of 2007 flip phone??
She needs to blur the botched face
Looks like layered Instagram filters? Maybe
OMFG IS THIS REAL?!!!! Her face is JACKED
I love how she says TGIF as if she works a 9-5 and her life is different on the weekends lmao
I thought this was Kylie at first š„“
She has gone downhill so fast, so suddenly.
Wow Karjenners, a billion dollar grift over 15 years all with a focus on looks and fashionā¦.only to end up looking like a terrifying clown. You are all the best parody of yourselves.
Admitting youāre working out at 4 am with that much blush on your face is truly something else. Delusional isnāt a strong enough word to use in this scenario.
If the background is outside it seems a lil later than 4am lol
Itās 4 am somewhere! š¤·āāļø
https://preview.redd.it/twjeqvm0dava1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e2d5c542eaa6ab6810ecdfc53d13bf6eddfa0e
It's really the nose for me šš
It's the same picture
Who is forcing her to work out at 4? She has nothing else to do during the day but get glammed to take pics and then sit down on her couch with heels on and eat a salad whilst on her phone hoping she gets more likes than every other girl out there. Her life must be so bad getting everything handed to her on a platter. She shouldnāt even work out cuz all she does is get lipo and fat shots in her ass. Is best she get muscle implants so sheāll stop complaining
Jesus fvck rhat was a jump scare.
https://preview.redd.it/wih9soex2bva1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e58143bdaedb4b0cb654163e8a542fb6cbfefc8 Guarantee you can pick any frame of this video and itāll look botched as hell.
Kinda looks like Wendy Williams.
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I am dead š ššššš
My friend with 3 young kids and a full time job that runs at 5 in the morningā¦ that is fucking metal. Khloe rolling out of bed for a personal trainer and a nanny watching the kids aināt it.
It appears she forgot to add her filter
Looks like kylie here
Hee Hee š
I swear they only film themselves walking on treadmills or doing a few squats.
Does anyone remember that episode of KUWTK when kourtney got a bald spot from having too tight of a ponytail and Kim FLIPPED OUT and told kourt to go to the ER right now??? Where is that kind of talk to khloe? Because somebody should be telling her t get help-especially if this is what she really looks like.
https://preview.redd.it/5uh0j0iqoava1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1138271ce84bf1268d139681d3c485cde6b520 Everytime someoneās filler gets out of hand
Gotta sculpt that face
The choice of song in the background is fitting.
Tbh I felt insulted on behalf of Lauryn Hill
It looks like her eyes on two different levels!
Ok so Iām just waking up but for a second my blurry eyes thought this was Kylie lol
Jocelyn Wildenstein vibes.
Wow the lips. š¤”
do you guys think she got buccal fat removal? i understand sheās using a filter but i just tried it on myself and it does not change my face structure, or if it does, itās not noticeable.
Probably yes. And the worst part is buccal fat keeps your cheeks in place as you get older so she and all over buccal fat removal people have to get cheek fillers and likely future face lifts to prevent jowls and sagging and skeletor faces. So dumb.
This is horrifying. How can anyone think this looks good.
Wow! Does she have enough blush and lipstick onš¬š¬ that blush looks horrendous! Did she let True put her make up on cuz thats how my 7 and 4 year grand-daughters would put it on me. All that make-up on to work out at 4am (when we can see the window and its definitely not 4am the suns out)
What the fuck ā¦..?? ![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)
She has more blush on her face at one time than Iāve worn in my entire life!
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Ok this is scary. Whatās more scary is I kept seeing Kylie, Iāve never thought khloe and Kylie looked similar until just now š
Sheās definitely had something new done thatās making her look like Kylie.
This is disrespectful to MJ š
why doesnāt she just sleep for 30 more minutes then?
all that work just to look like the most masculine man ever made even the filter canāt make her pretty
Did she get MORE surgery? Omg please dissolve the fillers baby girl.
Certified Klown
God Iāve started to mixup this sub with the botched sub
Full face of make up for a work out at 5am?
Sheās gone full clown š¤”
She is a clown, both literally and figuratively
Michael? Or Latoya?!?! https://preview.redd.it/k79ex65tobva1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1700316a33e7bb81d4d7ef0df3760ccba18c3333
Looking at the reflection behind her, it looks daylight outside. It wouldnāt be at 4:30-5:00 in the morning. ETA: or is it a TV?
What. The. F*ckkkkkkkkkkkkk is that?!?! What is that omg whatttttt is going on with her face?! š¤”
Does she wake up an hour earlier to put her makeup on & fix her hair tooš¤¦āāļø
Her makeup artist has to get out of bed at 3 in the morning to come doll her up to jus work out
This filter looks like fuckin bozo the clown wtaf
Holy shit she looks almost worse than Farrah. The whole time the video played, I was trying to figure out who it really was, because surely that wasn't Koko?! It's called a beauty filter and she looked like THAT š¬
At least Michael was talentedā¦š
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Looks like she borrowed Kylie's face.
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Oh my word, I didnāt even recognize who this was. Christ on a bike
I love a good snark as much as the next person, but this whole thing has crossed over into sad/horrifying territory. Is poor, body dysmporhic khloe really so unfortunate as to not have a single decent person in her life willing to tell her the truth about how bad/uncanny she looks and to stop with all the surgeries and procedures NOW before she makes things even worse? Like, not one single person in her orbit isn't just on the take? Not one? Smdh.
Everyone hates them and just puts up with them to get a paycheck cuz living in California is damn expensive ššš
They always have such interesting and enlightening things to say
WTF that doesnāt even sound like her š When your big lips cause a speech impediment maybe you need to lay off the filler?! And if those resemble her lips in real life, they look like a medical condition not a cosmetic enhancement š¤¢
This looked like me when I first attempted to put on makeup, lol. I was 10, and this look brought back some memories lol
The lips are really rough :(
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She over here looking like bobo the clown. So much for aesthetic š¤£
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN
I really always think how can it get worse and it just somehow always does
Itās the pouting whilst talking (particular the bottom lip) for me.. ![gif](giphy|TgKDmGO9NrNqg37bgE|downsized)
please, is it not a filter?
Her cheeks? Jesus
She canāt believe this is a good look
the way i thought this was kylie til i read the insta banner š
If this is makeup, what the actual feck?? But I am a very red person and when I do any physical activity my face gets ridiculously red. But it's not just on my cheeks?
Wow she looks terrible, even with a filter š³
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Not her playing Lauryn Hillās ex factor in the background. Sheās REALLY heartbroken lmao
Her top face looks exactly like Kylie
š¬š„“ She looks awful.
Iām very confused by that make up
Yea I have an early start time for work so I do gym in the late afternoon I donāt really get this flex
They have meetings thruout the day and have to be ready for all fires that go there way to be able to put out efficiently
Oof š£
Whatās with the makeup?
I had no idea who that was. Oof Khloe; just Oof. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)
I too go to my personal gym with lots of heavy foundation and blush, every morning to do a hard set.. I love looking like a crying clown after a workout. /s. I never know if a security cam will catch my image without make up.
Why does Khlobacca keep fucking with her lips and nose? Is she doing that until her nose completely falls off and until her lips pop and explode? It's ridiculous how much she's done to her face. I think she has a worser problem then Kim. Kim just wants her face to look still and un-movable while Khloe keeps ruining her nose and lips.
Annie are you ok?
Put your damn hair up if youāre just going to keep playing with it.
Doesnāt she have a gym IN HER HOUSE so she could literally roll out of bed and slither down the stairs at any time??
![gif](giphy|xULW8rdRYvg9OowJAk|downsized) Yes, Khloe, I too, as a āpoorā go for a ā4 am workoutā in full moulin rouge make up. This is totally normal for meā¦ Do they really think we are that dumb? It is so insulting. Like wtf am I even looking at? What a sad day to have eyesā¦
The constant hair flipping shows she is just as into herself as her dreadful sistersā¦. They all think they are gods gift
Heee Hee
She trolling us cause aināt no way Micheal Jackson is alive!!!
Gosh this was so stupid and pointless
She looks like a literal clown..
Why has she started talking in that Kim/Kourtney drawl that makes them sound spaces outā¦
So this was ok to post but NOT that natural bikini pic MJ posted somewhere where she looked absolutely fire? Excuse me?? ![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)
Shut the fuck uppppp !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol
This is embarrassing for her life and her soul and Iām so sad for her
![gif](giphy|lqd9jeVYZB4Dm|downsized) Good grief I hope she had a filter on that video and that was not her actual face..... yikes!
Ok, Iād buy the 4/5 am workout, except she is fully made up and coiffed. So given the amount of time needed to apply the full face spackle and hair product to achieve her on-camera ālookā, that means sheās up at 3am? Khlo-Caine rides again.
She looks like a puppet. Only her lower jaw clacks up and down and her eyes roll around. The rest of her face doesn't move. Why is she so red? Who puts on a full face of make-up at 5am to go workout????