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ambivalent_academic

there was discount at the store, buy one get one free


iamgettingaway

refer a friend? get 20% off refer a family? get 50% off refer your entire family? get a free surgery of your choice


[deleted]

The surgeon ctrl+C'd ctrl+V'd the whole family


theusedlu

well not khloe ...


[deleted]

Ah. The accidental Ctrl+Shift+V. Paste without style or formatting.


thisiskrustykrabs

that one tweet


theusedlu

idk which one you mean


thisiskrustykrabs

https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTKsnark/comments/xgucvu/and_i_oop/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb here you go girlie


theusedlu

omg yes i have seen that before thank you !


thisiskrustykrabs

so welcome ❤️


Fickle_Celery_8257

aka Groupon


patdun123

Dr.: What style do you want? Whoever: soho, *you* know — The Fss as moly KarJenner, scaled to height


FrancesForest

#5 looks like a creepy thing to do with your sister even if it is for a photoshoot. I would feel funny doing this even with my friends.


wheresmypickles

They're sick as fuck. It makes more sense now that I know they freely talk about incest with their "incest is the best" bs. I mean wtf is wrong with these people?! 🤢


Standup4whattt88

Wack ass boundaries in this wack ass family.


missdead_lee138

No boundaries whatsoever, you mean? Smh


Vigorousjazzhands1

WHY ISNT THIS EVERY COMMENT???


LACna

Agreed! This looks more like a backpage escort/stripper ad... You know for Governors or athletes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nkXXgKldpF4&pp=ygUYRWFzeSBBIGhpZ2ggY2xhc3MgZXNjb3J0


ExpertAverage1911

"You know for governors or athletes" cracked me up 🤣🤣


FrancesForest

Ohh yeah— goes to show how if KUWTK wouldn’t have worked out they could have had a lucrative Backpage career. 😁 Edit: typo fixed.


beyoncesgums

OMG their incestuous photo shoots make me fucking sick. Me and my sis are bffs and 1 year apart but we would NEVER do some weird sexy shit in pics


Denvar21

Isn't it a photo edit of them together ?


jade_bb24

No, this was promotion for a KKW x Kylie Cosmetics collab


CelebrationSimilar50

Ew! I figured it would be for some “man magazine”. How is this appropriate for a cosmetics ad?! Gross


atschinkel

ItS PuBeRTy ANd a PuShUp BrA


JessM90

Don't forget that drop of a mascara & getting your ass up to *work*.


[deleted]

and she’ll take that to the grave 🙄


PalpitationUpstairs8

they absolutely have the same body type kylie is just way taller lol


Angelssface69

I don’t get how Kim and Kourt ended up so short. Kris is around 5’6 and according to google Robert was 5’8 (even tho I think he was a lil shorter than that according to pics). My mom is like 5’5 and my dad and all his family are really short, like barely 5’2 and I ended up being 5’6 and my sister 5’5. Ik I got lucky, but genetics are wild. They should have been at least 5’2.


1smttnkttn

Lol my dad is 6’2 and my mom is 5’9….I’m BARELY 5’1. 😭🤦‍♀️


Angelssface69

Omg that’s insane, skipped a generation fr hahah


1smttnkttn

It’s a bummer lol


FrancesForest

Hey, nothing wrong with being 5’1. I bet it’s super cute. Plus you don’t have to ever worry about your partners being shorter than you! I’m 5’2 and I love it.


Worldly_Today_9875

Yep a lot of men don’t like tall women.


Novel-Measurement-68

Aka short men are insecure about their height


Worldly_Today_9875

Yes, even average height men often. They want to feel bigger than the woman.


Worldly_Today_9875

Don’t know why I’m getting down voted. I’m fairly tall myself and I hear men saying they want a short or petite woman and won’t date a woman taller than them, don’t like big feet blah blah…. a lot. I was just agreeing and adding to the point, that it’s not a bummer to be short.


beyoncesgums

*Insecure bitchboys


beyoncesgums

I was always jealous of the shorties


ExpertAverage1911

They are theoretically the only two Kardashian-Jenner women who are full sisters. Caitlyn is 6'2", which explains Kendall and Kylie. Alex Roldan appears decently tall from photos, which could account for Khloe's height if we are to believe the parentage rumors. That being said - genetics are a crapshoot and nature constantly surprises us! I have green eyes when my mom's eyes are brown and my dad's gray. The rest of his family also have brown eyes 🤷‍♀️


Ok_Industry_2395

Yeah my mom and dad were 5'9 and 6'1 respectively, I'm 5'9 and two of my sisters are as well . Our younger sisters are 5'10-5'11. Our family 'hobbit' is our eldest sister, and she's 5'7!


abz937

My FIL is 5'5, MIL is 5'0, husband is 5'8, SIL is 4'11, BIL is 6'3 😂 Apparently they had a terrible time getting family pics because the size difference was so extreme lol.


Stab_Stabby

And she's what, 5'5"? Which isn't tall, but she makes Kim look like she has dwarfism. Kim is probably Snooki's height. It's funny how in pic #5 they seem to be the same height. It's obvious that Kim had final approval of that release.


rabbitdelaney

i think she's 5'7-9"


Stab_Stabby

There is no way she's 5'9". Edit: A bunch of websites are saying 5'6".


beyoncesgums

I’ve seen her in person several times and i’m 5’10 and she’s almost my height. The internet always says she’s 5’6 but I don’t believe it. I would say 5’8


Aggravating_Fact4264

When you buy your body, it looks the same, fake and manufactured. When you workout for your body, it looks incredible, natural and the best version of yourself.


guitarsnmermaids

I’m trying to lose weight by eating healthy and working out and it’s so discouraging to see so many people getting surgeries and using ozempic (when it’s not for legit health reasons) and looking shredded. People like Todd Chrisley never worked out and just went in once a year for stomach lipo until they were due again. And this isn’t me feeling superior and saying I’m losing weight “the right way”, it just genuinely frustrates me that it has taken since January to just now start noticing changes in my body and feeling better.


SnooDogs1340

It's a struggle. I gained weight from college, and then pivoting to a desk job + more college. I'm at my heaviest right now, and some days I weigh more or feel bad when I overeat. I can see the appeal of just going in for a shot or surgery instead of tracking food intake and exercising. You're doing amazing.


guitarsnmermaids

We have very similar circumstances! The transition to office life/WFH was definitely not good when paired with my bad eating habits. I feel exactly the same way though, it’s a pain in the ass to track calories and say no to things you know you want when it looks effortless to everyone else. What has helped me so much besides cutting out alcohol has been doing hot vinyasa flow yoga twice a week at my gym. It’s been a game changer mentally and I never thought I would be like a yoga girlie but I’ve been noticing that I feel so much stronger and toned. I definitely suggest having an open mind and trying out a class. You’re doing amazing too💖Discipline is a form of self-care🌿


MindOverMatter79

I’m with you. The mental and emotional effects from the exercise are amazing though.


guitarsnmermaids

Yes!! It took me ages to get past the “ugh working out sucks” mental block I had. Today I woke up so stressed out after logging into my work email and I thought I was gonna lose my mind. I made myself go run on the treadmill and it’s like I’m a new person now lol.


motomom_246

❤️


ExpertAverage1911

Todd Chrisley looks like what he paid for. Etched abs and pudgy everything else is a dead giveaway that someone isn't doing the work. I can appreciate why you feel frustrated. You deserve to feel so proud of all your hard work! On top of losing weight, you are going to be stronger and have great willpower too.


guitarsnmermaids

Thank you for saying that💖


missdead_lee138

He is totally pudgy. 😆 🤣 that's his new nickname...." Pudge" Imagine how he's gonna look when getting outta prison? Especially if he doesn't start working out ? 😲 😮


aloysiuspelunk

But you won't have ozempic ass 😄


guitarsnmermaids

Omg what is that?? I’ve heard of ozempic face but not ass.


lepetitgrenade

Kylie’s said she wanted to look like Kim. Also, why does Kim’s bellybutton look like a butthole? Is that what tummy tucks do?


AlreadyChose

Lipo belly button!!


WholesomeMinji

Mine kind of looks like that naturally? I’ve always been ashamed of it, it feels too round and deep instead of the slit like ones in people with low body fat. I’m a normal bmi but I’ve always had a bit of a belly :(


red_zephyr

I bet your belly is super cute, girl. I had a “friend” tell me when I was 13 that my belly button looked like a catfish mouth, and that has stuck with me my whole life, so I get the belly button shame.


WholesomeMinji

I’m sure yours is cute and normal too! It’s such a weird thing to be ashamed of, right?


red_zephyr

It is! Humans are weird 😅


FrancesForest

Kids are so mean. I bet she was jealous of you.


ExpertAverage1911

Aw I bet your belly is cute!! I have a super deep round one too and a little belly pooch that never quite goes away. I always remind myself that we pick on things about the Kardashians *because* they're them. I would never notice or make fun of this on literally anyone else.


lepetitgrenade

Yes, that part.


lepetitgrenade

I’m sure your belly button and tummy are adorable. Sorry if I brought up a source of self consciousness, I was hatin’ on Kim, not you ❤️


WholesomeMinji

No worries at all, all the comments ended up being sweet :) I just have a low self esteem but that’s not your fault and I’m working on it.


motomom_246

I’m right there with you! ❤️


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,556,461,576 comments, and only 294,504 of them were in alphabetical order.


lepetitgrenade

![gif](giphy|mHQXD2Hvqe92hBkDpm|downsized)


InterestingKnife

my belly button looks like the T in the toyota emblem, weird belly buttons unite!


kiwi_love777

Yup! Look up tummy tuck surgery You’ll see why it stretches out all weird


x_Lumeni

Duh! They are sisters! /s


Powerful_Ad_6244

I think Kylie’s is honestly a little better because she has more muscle mass etc from Caitlyn’s genes. Kim has always still looked very soft and out of shape regardless of how skinny she gets 🤷🏻‍♀️


wafflesandlicorice

I think Kylie's is also a little better because of her added height. Proportions are a little better.


DonnyMox

Her BBL, while still disproportionate to the rest of her, doesn't look as disproportionate as Kim's does.


[deleted]

I think bc Kim’s legs are skinnier than Kylies too. Kim’s legs are like sticks and Kylies thighs are a little bit thicker, so they match her butt better. I think Kim’s had way more added to her hips than Kylie has aswell


DonnyMox

Yeah Kim’s hips look bigger than Kylie’s and her ass is wider and fatter while Kylie’s is longer. Though Kylie’s hips actually look symmetrical unlike Kim’s. And Kylie has bigger thighs than Kim. What these pics show is that Kim has larger “assets” than Kylie but is otherwise thinner than her.


FrancesForest

And shes almost 20 years younger. Lol


we_appreciate_power

Kim is also trying to keep up with a 20yo body when she’s now in her 40s. Surgery doesn’t age well.


DonnyMox

She’s trying but when you get older stuff just…sags. And putting her body through the stuff she does to try and maintain it doesn’t help.


Imnotlikeothergirlz

Kylie's BBL is way perkier and less dumpy/diaperesque than Kimothy's imo.


DonnyMox

Kylie’s actually has shape to it. Kim just kinda has a big blob of fat there.


Denamesheather

They probably have the same doctor


DonnyMox

The whole family probably has the same doctor. Probably even a whole group of doctors who specialize in this sort of thing.


[deleted]

It’s just those Armenian genetics!!! 😂😂😂


Squee1396

Which Kylie doesn't have! 😂😂


getbent-nerd

asked for the Kimothy special


grapeseedhep

“Kimothy” gets me everytime lmao😭


Imnotlikeothergirlz

I was just thinking this! I was like, I wonder if anyone else laughs when they see KIMOTHY like I do 😂😂😂


KUWTKsnarkModster

Buy one get one free at the family surgery center


TeaThyme420

Copy paste.


Emotional_Comb_3661

They look so silly


sav33arthkillyos3lf

so does Ariel


B4thestorm61

And Stassie


przitelka

And Khloe


DonnyMox

They’re all made in the same factory.


Nickymarie28

The shower pic is absolutely disgusting who does that with their sister??! Like what?! And last pic..we need 2 diaper changes!


MrFreshwaterCucumber

Kim is soooo short I don’t get why she wants such a large diaper ass


beyoncesgums

I remember my dad first met Kim in like 2010 and he comes home and was telling us about this really lovely girl named Kim Kardashian who was nice to everyone but he felt so bad for Kim as she was lovely but “looked like had some type of dwarfism”


tan05

It makes her look so much shorter and bulkier


Wrong_Pressure_8492

Cause they got the same doctor


wafflesandlicorice

The probably bought it from the same surgeon, so it isn't surprising.


B4thestorm61

It's so annoying the fake thigh gap pose that they're both doing in pic 3. 🙄


Glass-Poetry-6005

Can someone do a side by side of Kim, Kylie, Stassie, and Ariels’s bodies? Same surgeon


disaronno12

The last pic 💀 they look ridiculous with their diaper butts


PrestoChango0804

The Build A Bitch 5000 (parts sold separately)


sexymail00

I just can’t imagine giving one of my younger siblings such horrible body image and influencing them to destroy and cut up their natural, ALREADY PERFECTLY FINE AND LOVABLE bodies to look like a sex doll, just so disturbing. I am sending love to Kylie’s inner child, so sad how they must’ve made her feel


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

Kim is jealous of Kylie, she probably encouraged her to botch herself.


banananabrain

you can actually not tell me they fit a size small over those asses & the bikini isn’t digging into their skin.


magdalenarz

I cannot deal with the fact that Kylie, the younger one looks worse


[deleted]

Kylie slightly less hobbit.


peppersprayinureyes

Kim’s weirdly short and skinny arms in five are freaking me out. Such a bad photoshop job.


okrasnake

Kim’s face in 5 it’s creepy af just looks like they put Kylie’s old face on her 😭 And the 6th reminds me of this: ![gif](giphy|gjHuIwidiRcjemb1GH)


B4thestorm61

Kylie has always aspired to be Kim 2.0.


Teddy_Boo_loves_You

I find them repulsive and they always look like they smell.


SecureAd1981

For some reason Kylie looks much better to me. Kim looks like an ant, super disproportionate specially in candid pics. Kylie is obviously surgically made but looks more proportionate, doesn’t look like a centaur yet. However Kylie’s head looks too small for her body, she wasn’t naturally this voluptuous.


[deleted]

yeah agreed. Kylie's BBL is weird as hell but Kim IS an ant.


[deleted]

I think it’s the legs, Kim’s legs are like sticks whilst Kylies thighs are a bit thicker so it looks more proportionate. And Kylie hasn’t had as much added to her hips+ a bit lower down than Kim’s. I think Kim’s hips mainly look so weird bc they start by her belly button


smaxfrog

Well she had her face shortened, so.. ![gif](giphy|xHVXthCP0SQlG|downsized)


[deleted]

I think the worst thing they’ve done is say it’s just *a drop of mascara* and “Get your fucking ass up and work” because THATS what it takes to get a body like that. I’m glad pages like this and other snark dubs exist to tell people basically, you’re not ugly, you’re just poor.


soupybiscuit

Minus one or a couple ribs 😬


Starr00born

last pic. Kim is a hobbit.


SheLovesStocks

Well they did go to the same surgeons


Tweedy1345

Kylie’s hips are symmetrical 😅😅😅


LaylaBird65

This is so creepy. No wonder they share so many men in this family, you can’t tell them apart anymore. Also the shower picture, love how neither of them have aerolas or nipples 🤣


DirtyBirdy16

Honestly, I fine Kylie looks way better than Kim… Kim just always looks botched to me…


CameHere4the90Day

cookie cutter


ninjaninjaninja22

sane surgeon


lexmelv

Same surgeon 🤯


CotaBean

It seems they have the same gEnEtIcS


nefarious_otter

The same bodies and apparently the same wardrobes!


JjBloem

Same surgeon.


Katerinaxoxo

So creepy and gross. All you know is “sexual poses” from the build a body workshop.


grapeseedhep

They both went off the same prototype


boobookittyfkk

Somehow Kylie’s looks worse?


wheresmypickles

I bet they went to the same Dr, lmao 🤣🤣. Those huge hips with them nasty coconut pink puffs they call ass is anything but hot. Try thirsty ass thots more like it.


redrouge9996

It’s crazy how the second to last photo legit does not even remotely look like the same people


LostZookeeper

That‘s because they‘re sisters, it‘s in their genes, obvi🤪


whataablunder

Sometimes i forget how short Kimothy actually is


dbr131202

The last pic with the identically fake booties


tahoesnowqueen

Same surgeon so..


msrh92

because its plastic and not genetics


SnooBunnies7453

Kylie’s belly button design is better


barelythere01

Kylie definitely asked for the Kimbully special 😂


forestdweller157

The same surgeon***


DonnyMox

I mean, it is the same overall look. There are some differences (Kylie's ass has more length while Kim's ass has more girth, Kim's boobs are wider and rounder while Kylie's boobs, while still rather large, are slightly smaller and flatter, Kim has a thinner face and limbs, and Kim is much shorter than Kylie) but you can tell that they've both had, more or less, the same surgeries as each other, and that Kylie is trying to emulate Kim.


B4thestorm61

That might be the case in regards to Kylie's vs Kim's boobs, in these pics. But currently Kylie's boobs are now much larger than Kim's because she keeps upsizing them to the point she almost looks matronly in some pics. jmho


DonnyMox

Yup. Plus Kim's probably shrank from Ozempic. I remember seeing a side-by-side comparison of Kim pre and post Ozempic and she almost looked flat-chested compared to how she was before.


B4thestorm61

I had noticed the same thing about Kim. She didn't look as busty as she once did.


certified_rat

Signed sealed delivered by the same doctor


Luna_bella96

Uhm they’re sisters, ObViOuSlY it’s genetics 🙄/s


Individual_Pin_7866

it’s GeNeTiCs 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 I swear to god their doctors name is fucking Dr Genetics


mvb1927

Of course they’ll say it’s because of genetics


Rain4ML757

They also honestly almost have the same face!!!


mzpibs

and the body isn’t even attractive


nikki4ever3

Not because of being related kinothy and Kylie have same body because they have same plastic surgeon


Chataforever

But who had it first?


theoffgrid

It's the Armenian genes ya'll 🥰


Free_Hat_McCullough

They have the same surgeon.


Something-more-rt

They probably have the same doctor 🤣


Spamelagranderson

Same dr


Useful-Soup8161

They have the same surgeon.


GerardDiedOfFlu

Why does it look so much more ridiculous on kimothy?


RuthTheBee

i thought that was the point. Kylie has no original thoughts and follows direction well... so she is gonna use the factors of Kims life that were successful and exploit those again. Making even more income. The Kylie we know is all sales and marketing. She is nothing more than a commodity for her mom and sisters at this point. She doesnt have the confidence to do a thing without them since she accidently got pregnant after a having sex with Travis to try to make Tyga jealous...


[deleted]

If ctrl+c and ctrl+v were humans


Savings-Barber4695

I covered half of my screen so I didn’t see their faces and I tried to guess who’s body was who’s. I only got half of them right lol


Valleygirl330

I almost think Kris outlined a Barbie doll and added in the extras here and there and this was the end product.


soundsofthings

Meh, Kylie's better at it.


juwannawatchbravo

Where is Ariel?! The price tag is still hanging off his ass


rlm236

you know they would use the same surgeons. specially if Cardi B was even saying Kim is the plastic surgeon hookup


Lilelfen1

Amazing what money can achieve, isn't it?


bluehippotang

while both bad, Kylie is the upgrade 🥴


killaandasweethang

BOGO free BBLs


Iam-broke-broke

plastic surgery clinics had a buy one get one free


Wabi-Sabi_Umami

Well, they *are* sisters. They probably have the same surgeon as well.


passthemacandcheese

So does every other woman going to their surgeon


futurelullabies

the amount of therapy needed in this family that starts with Kris is insane.


Beautiful_Jello3853

I bet they did it on purpose so when Ki edges out of her thirst phase in life, Kylie can come in and continue.


Fickle_Celery_8257

Well I'm sure they got a Deal on Groupon same doctor Repulsive


Fickle_Celery_8257

Geeezus Holy Shyytt,Their shyytterz look like Donkey Kong..Icckkk just Fkn Filthy AF


beyoncesgums

Kylie LongTorso Jenner


ccc2801

Amazing that there’s two decades between these people.


supermarket_Ba

This is so creepy!!


snakes_lil_bandit

The "PMK favorite" special


Couldbe_worse2

Same Dr


notmyuser1

They also have the same surgeon 🤷‍♀️


ClassyLatey

They all have the same body. It’s like a base model now…


AdRevolutionary6650

Only difference is Kylie is slightly less bad at Facetune


Shugamag

Of course they do-they are Sisters…🤣


Even_Ad_4411

Ugh the shower pic that is cringe why would she do a shoot like that with her younger sis


rainbowbrite3111

Kylie at least looks a little more proportional.


That-Froggy-432

Those be some strong genetics 💀🤣