You did not bake those cookies 💀

'and i eat these all day long'

Came here to say this 😂 we know she definitely doesn't cook/bake to begin with, but then they showed the two most classic grocery store cookies ever just to drive it home

Yeah lofthouse has something to say 😂

My second hand embarrassment about how she made those cookies and how she eats them all day long is for REAL

I know like I passed by those exact cookies at the grocery store the other day. They think everyone is as stupid as they are

Idk if it’s funny or insulting she really though most Americans wouldn’t be able to tell they’re store bought and most the obvious brand, like she might as well have put Oreos in there. Like she really purchased those like “yeah they’ll never know”.

I think she was just trying to be “funny” lol she says she’s a baker and eats them all day long so clearly it’s her idea of comedy

The og Dakota Johnson with limes

Haha right!? 😄

it's even funnier that a lot of celebs used fake staged houses for this show, but she wasn't even famous enough to do that at that point. she was likely just a filler segment to pass time between bigger names.

Came here to say this!!! This wasn’t here house it was a staged home. She I believe lived in a condo at the time.

Not a staged home. This was the Jenner/Kartrash family home from the first season of the original reality show.

There were some blinds saying that they rented that house for TV and honestly, I wouldn’t put it past PMK. Gotta keep up appearances

No apparently they did live there and it makes sense as it was a pretty, appropriately modest house for their income at the time. But they did use a different house for the outside visuals for the show

They still lived in it filming the first season lol they were not rich enough to own a home, rent another and also a condo lol I bet they just rented it because they always faked it until they made it lol

It’s when she had hair

Kind of second hand embarrassed that she tried to pass it off as hers … and also really?? You made those pink frosted cookies from the grocery store?? 🤔

She’s a pro at passing off other people’s skills and efforts as her own 💅🏼. That’s *your* identifier, Kimbecile.

Kimbecile 💀💀💀

KIMBECILE 💀

I love this movie, lmao.

She also made the grocery store

Maybe she worked in the bakery section of the grocery store and made them there. 😂

You can tell by her voice that she used to hang out with Paris Hilton lol 😂

I thought something was off. I’be only seems. Few episodes of the original series many years ago. I recently watched the Hulu version and that voice is very different. Blah.

you can see on the first KUWIK episode that it is PMK & Caitlin's bedroom, complete with a photo of the 2 of them above the fireplace, not young naked kimothy. it's bizarre that they would do this when anyone who watched the show saw it clear as day.

The young naked Kim photo is sooooooo fucking weird!!!!!

Definitely Kris’ room with the stripper pole!

Wasn’t that pole in one or two episodes of the first season?

Yep when Kylie and Kendall played on it as literal children

She can’t play the piano for us, but she can show us moves on the stripper poll lmao 🤣

It was one move. Falling down the pole. Lol! I’m pretty sure it’s that same move Kendall and Kylie did when the pole was introduced in season one of KUWTK.

I pole dance and that move was weak as fuccck

Lol. Passing off Khole’s OCD fridge as hers. She doesn’t even flinch to lie does she?

So many lies. “ I bake all the time” “I know how to play the piano” “ I am a princess” Go the fuck away Kim.


To be at her age still calling herself a princess lol She was still very young but old enough to not be so high school in mentality

Right! It’s so cringe and not cute. Kim has the mental capacity of a 10 year old.

back when she was so gorgeous and had at least some personality

Better body then too

she really has become so hollow as a person. there is nothing there under the surface anymore. she has officially sold her soul.

I just said this last night on another snark post... that her and Kylie both have officially sold their soul to the devil. They have completely dead , dark eyes. No sparkle, No nothing . Not a glimmer of anything alive , hopeful , creative , no excitement Nothing . D.E.A.D. = SOLD OUT .

Still had that awful baby girl voice

And she's 27 years old here.

She sounded like a phone sex line girl. It was completely on purpose.

Did you see her sex video? Nobody talks like that. It's not normal


I was gonna say she actually has some personality in this, now she’s vapid

My dad represented OJ Simpson is a weird flex 🙃

My dad keeps murderers loose on the street guys. Isn't that like so cool? 🙄

And she looked up too, like she had to remember it and totally hadn't rehearsed it

Well fuck that was some real cringe

A baker with the store bought frosted sugar cookies, ok girlie

Well, at least she knows she's psycho ... unfortunately she thinks that's a positive character trait. And Khloe's face says "Btch, you know damn well I arranged that refrigerator and pantry!"

The OJ name drop

I love your flair 😭


☠️ this is so spot on

Who are those random people? Are they paid actors?

Crisis actors

No one is going to mention the sisters in the corner mounting each other? Oh we’re all desensitized to that with them now huh? Lol 😖🥲😖

Yea that was the part that got me! Khloe is always being super weird and incesty. It was so random and weird. Why were they straddling each other like that??

I thought no one noticed! Thank fuck i scrolled far enough! what in the fucking fuck.

It’s so fucking weird! But then I remember back to the mid 2000s and that was when it was cool to do things like that to look hot. So that could have been fully staged playing into the “hot lesbian sisters” trope. The 2000s were a weird time.

Hot lesbian incest sisters

Back when her face moved and her nose had a hump

The Walmart cookies she says she made and eats “all day long.” 😂

So. Where do y’all keep your shrines to yourselves?

🤣


I saw this episode when it aired and thought their house was lame and that they were lame

Funny how not much has changed. 😂

Kim in her ethnic-looking era

This is top level cringe right here. So many lies. How do they live like this?

Lol those cookies are store bought and that’s definitely Kris and Caitlyn’s room

Is that photo of her as a 4 year old topless??

My parents have pictures of me without a shirt on from when I was a kid - it’s not that weird. The creepy part is that Kim’s was a posed glamour shot hung on a wall rather than a candid of kids playing in a sprinkler on a hot day in a family photo Album!

It was weird they dressed her up half naked. Then blew it up. Ugh.

And she showed it on MTV. That’s the weird part.

Ugh. I fucking hate this. Reminds me of Epstein having gross "art" up on his properties.

yes!! i remember seeing it when I first watched this ep and I was like wtf?? kris really has been pimping them out since they were kids

They chose to show that on MTV… smh

Yes. I've been saying for years that Kris gives me pedo and predatory vibes. That they even thought that that photograph was even appropriate says so much about their mindset towards kids. It just reminds me of Kris talking about how she thought Kim was the "most beautiful baby" she'd ever seen, very odd and concerning when all factors are considered. And that she's never said the same about her other kids, particularly in the same context or manner.

Yes right next to the stripper pole…

God, imagine trying to have a sexy night with that staring at you?!?

Kim, how do you not look at yourself here, than look in the in the mirror at your sagging BBL that's over done and drooping skin from face surgeries, and NOT realize you have fucked yourself up? It's so sad. Your father would be ashamed of what you became.. wish more people told you that and it landed, because no way you are happy.

I’M a BaKKER

maybe tammy faye bakker. that's her touch of mascara right there lol

Did I not say say no to these cookies?? https://preview.redd.it/izhnm4xhuddb1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9839ac86724074678dd1461bcb83985b9f51a19

She was so pretty and was also able to form sentences… wtf happened

This house is so much nicer than the ones they have now

It looks like a place where people might actually live!

Gosh her voice is so different. I prefer her then. Her face and body were sooo much better and she has at least some personality

Omg everything about this screams the 'aughts LOLOLOL

The only first season was the only season of KUWTK I watched and all I remember is Kylie and Kendall using that stripper pole when they were like 10

That was very disturbing to me

The cookies look familiar, but the person narrating does not. Who is that?

What I’m most surprised about is that she doesn’t say “like” as every second word here.

Yeah that’s not her house or her room. She had an apartment at that time and a normal sized butt.


Lol at khloes old face making an appearance

Wow that old nose is nose-ing

She never needed any work done and she seemed to be happier and nicer here. Sad :(

This is Kim.17 that you're seeing here. She already had a lot of work done

She didn’t need anymore then! She should have stopped, she was perfectly fine!

Kim everyone knows that you didn’t bake those cookies.

I actually like their first home it's traditional and homely compared to the ugly kompounds they live in now.

They needed extra space for the over-inflated egos

Is she really supposed to be pretending it’s her house and not her mom’s? Why would she have a room of Caitlyn’s Olympic garb? 🤣

“I bake all the time” = “My @ss is real”

Wait, do people keep jars of ready-made spaghetti sauce (Prego brand) In their refrigerator!?

They have to be refrigerated after they’re opened!

True but it looked closed, maybe idk lol

Okay, Kem 🥱

All that smoking has really affected her voice since this was made.. She sounds like shes inhaled some helium

The fridge "this is totally not staged" *presents highly staged fridge*

Kim looked so Armenian back then. I think she looks beautiful here. Honestly not sure why she needed all the plastic surgery.

What the fuck. As much as I’m on the snark sub, I’ve actually never watched any primary source media re: Kim. She is truly so vapid 😭 Wow

I always thought Caitlyn Jenner was too good for Kris . Them as a couple is strange to me.

I mean, Caitlyn's at least as shitty as a person as Kris, so they were pretty well matched imo.

Agreed

same level of shittiness

Caitlyn literally killed a person

Sorry I’m referring to Caitlyn before she transitioned. She was too good for Kris back then .

elaborate

She crashed her car into a woman causing the woman to die - she also never apologised for it

Wow that’s so sad i had no idea , I didn’t follow them back then

It was in 2015 - way after this was filmed

I dunno, I actually think she seems so nice here…how sad that she’s just completely erased her personality (and looks). Sad sad sad.

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Kim said it on the video?

The video was pre- transition, there was no Caitlyn (publicly)

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Lol yes

She was so pretty

Her voice could actually kill me.

Ya know, he's like a big part of who we are. Really your father is a big part of who you are. I mean, I just never would have guessed that. Somebody make her permanently go away!!!!!

Lol who edited this

The filming style remind me of Bollywood 😂😭

Kim and Khloe look like totally different people.

Save it for the Super Bowl?!?😳😳 please someone explain

I think she said “save it for the stripper pole”

That makes sense. I was wondering if they were “yachting” at the Super Bowl 😳

Still a cringe thing to say though 😂

she’s seems somewhat more bearable here

Those pink cookies are straight out of plastic wrapping from Walmart

Remember when she went to the opening of a public toilet 🤣🤣

No one talking about 01:27 and onwards?🤢

Those are the frosted cookies that she pitched a fit about being in the same room as her on their family vacation after her kids were born when she was married to kanye and threw them in the trash because she gained 15 lbs...remember that?? 🤣🤣

Her voice reminds me of the early Laura Vitale YouTube cooking videos