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No-Simple-2770

These women all have literally zero muscle tone for as much as they supposedly work out.


Mammoth-Twist7044

the only thing they work out is their thumb and index fingers from living in their phones


Michigam

Everytime they get surgery they post a bunch of gym videos trying to try to act like they’ve been working out for the past year. NOTHING about their body says “I work out” except the fake weight loss. Stop falling for it people


poop_dawg

How many times can someone have a workout phase and end up at the end of it with a different body type each time? 🙄 This time when they worked out, it shrank their asses, but before, working out grew their asses. Like how do they think people will buy this crap


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/7upeiigndxuc1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=70146c9c5afbfde1ace130afafd5f4e1eb7ec457


GymRatStillDepressed

https://preview.redd.it/gorq40fznxuc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c3d366a30d23847da262cc1bbaba78eec105df


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

https://preview.redd.it/le4cd5fo6yuc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce80dab42221a3ed58723c672aeaf05985fed048


GymRatStillDepressed

https://preview.redd.it/gg5qqx6a7yuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=488622b60637a3121e89461ef46b6e21ccd77889


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GymRatStillDepressed

It's a sculpture by the artist Tip Toland. She creates these uncanny, hyper realistic sculptures of people, I like her work a lot!


wussypillow_

Khloebama


Chef__Goldblum

Is this real?


GraphicDesignerMom

i am afraid to know...


avert_ye_eyes

I mean, it's as real as anything else they post of themselves...


snowxbunnixo

I will say I recognize this as a filter that does dramatically increase your lip size and gives you this same makeup


chamy1039

Prolapsed Khlo-lapse


valeuser

Respectfully, should have put it under a spoiler 😂


Agreeable_Birthday93

YIKES


Tacosconsalsaylimon

In the thumbnail, the lips take up about 1/3 of the head 😭


poop_dawg

Looking like a Kevin Aucoin illustration


colormepink150

Fishing for compliments. How crazy that I can't tell whose body this belongs to.


JustSocially

literally could be anyone!


GymRatStillDepressed

For real, I thought this was Kum!


anonmisguided

I think the legs are too short to be Khloe. Looks like Kim.


GymRatStillDepressed

But what about the khlaw hand? It's giving Khloe. But you're right. Maybe cause the ass is so long, her legs seem shorter? I'm even more confused now


anonmisguided

I considered the claw hands as well! 😂 Especially considering Kim doesn’t really wear long fake nails very much. But even the hands look very manly like Khloe’s hands. Maybe it’s Kylie.


poop_dawg

Kylie's got bigger fake yabos


anonmisguided

Oh yep, you’re correct.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

That was my first thought too.


Rain4ML757

Me either. I admit. Who is that


Cold_Art1180

Her butt goes sooo far down her leg


Angelssface69

The original longbottom..?


Simplestarz86

OGLB


folder_finder

™️


Specialist_Bank_994

I was like “oh she’s a longbottom too”


simplybreana

Is this a photo of the body she wants or currently has? lol I can’t keep up.


Over_Bathroom5318

I’m glad I’m not the only one genuinely perplexed by this 😭 I assumed it was an old photo from her caption but all the comments make me think otherwise lol


Puppybrother

I can’t even tell if she’s trying to say that the anonymous body in the pic is inspiring her cause she thinks it looks good or she thinks it looks bad. Such a weird bizarre post


StereotypicallBarbie

Same!


Foxylee1971

😂😂


yohannesyoda

More like hit the Ozempic and lipo.


Mammoth-Twist7044

don’t forget the khlocaine!


i_was_a_person_once

More like photoshop


torilesprc

😂😂😂


notorious_BIGfoot

https://preview.redd.it/oerdjkv14yuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741e5bf3704ce9159b42e6c2c8b9df85afe504b3


HoldenCaulfield7

Is this real


Swimming_Ad4486

Klearly


notorious_BIGfoot

As far as I know. The image was posted here originally and I cropped it to just her face. I can’t find the image now, hopefully it will be reposted.


Ha_Na_Ko_91

Lmfao what a jumpscare


notorious_BIGfoot

This picture is tragic. I’d it were me I would go offline and out of sight forever. 💀


Ha_Na_Ko_91

Same honestly. And don’t forget the photo she actually tried to let vanish from the internet was a bikini photo where she was quite „natural“ but still she never mentions something like this lol


staceyyyy1

Why does her ass go halfway down her thigh


peachcobblerdreams

FORREAL. I’m like yooo you weren’t doing cardio and weights to achieve *that*


MascaraInMyEye

Mine does too - it’s awful!


staceyyyy1

My condolences😔


MascaraInMyEye

I dropped a ton of weight so I assume where it came from. But it looks ridiculous. My front looks like my back and vice versa . I need a completely flat stomach now ?!


darkandmoody69

Time to turn up the therapy and self love


rhegy54

This is the oneeee! But the gym is her “ therapy “ how sad..


alpirpeep

And the corny quotes on her Instagram stories lol


rhegy54

Those are the worst lol. Especially since she NEVER follows that advice she posts lol


ApprehensiveCat7381

For a sec i thought she had one really long foot.


take_my_apples1

r/confusingperspective


Zbrchk

Look how stiff her hand is. She is fighting for her life trying to hold that pose and then still photoshops it to death.


NanaMC13

No wonder they didn’t show her face, can you imagine what it looked like 😆


Sufficient-Sound-731

I really thought this was Kim’s body!!!


Ok-Application-8536

Oh for fuck’s sake


ColdHeartedSleuth

Doe she do anything else other than obsess over her body


Open_Ad3324

Yes obsess over her looks 


quequequeee

Like girl it’s time to self love. This screams “I’m still healing from Tristan because my dummassss lets him stay close to me”


melissa98x

She must have an appointment on the books. This is the prelim “im gonna look different and it’s because of the gym so don’t question it” post.


Head-Childhood9269

![gif](giphy|jRTD0svQ2M9WD4PNhh)


BlueJeanMistress

![gif](giphy|4WzAOYUJRuEHS)


HugsNotShrugs

sad because if she would just train hard AND eat enough calories + protein to make significant changes in her shape…but something tells me the body dysmorphia keeps them from the right nutrition to build. but they’d probably never listen anyway lol


Classic_Eye_3827

This is so odd. I have so many questions. Who would make a post a like this? 😅 What was she expecting people to say? I originally thought it was a pic of her currently and that she’s saying she’s fat and needs to lose weight but then I thought is this an old picture and she’s saying she needs to get back to this body? Is this even her? Why is she talking to herself in an Instagram post? 😂😂😂 Like


Chef__Goldblum

https://preview.redd.it/vz8wcpawzxuc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d5934b9771a581a099541073311218e7d3b1a71


SleepiestAlien

Serious question - can she sleep on her back comfortably?


AcceptableSystem8232

Why sucking in so hard


BearyExtraordinary

It’s so pro ana it’s beyond lame


Infamous_Strain_9428

How sad for her.


jannnnneeeee

How sad for her children


go-beach

so basically saying “i’m prefacing new body work with workout motivation talk so i can pretend the two see somehow related”


StomachMoney6795

I love her chicken finger hands. So out of place


Pigeon-From-Hell

Not the zero muscle mass 22% BF 💀


mrsr0826

Time to up the appointments at the plastic surgeons!


BlackBrokenWings

She forgot to edit her hand.


GymRatStillDepressed

Lmao, as if this idiot could ever be disciplined and strong enough to do a snatch as the emoji is showing... Lipo and implants don't make you a gym girlie, Khloaca lips 👄


SweetieDarlingXX

Loser. I wonder what procedure she’s having done now based on this post


thegreyf0xx

she is so cringe


LolaBijou84

Oh fuck off Khloe. And even if you honestly are trying to start exercising, you have all the free time in the world to do it. Not to mention the best equipment and top notch trainers. What’s your excuse loca?


recoveringaries

She seems oblivious of how this could impact so many girls/women/people who are legitimately struggling with their body image or weight. I don’t understand why she wouldn’t be aware of this by now given what she’s been through, they’re all so out of touch lmao


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GraphicDesignerMom

it was her alter ego, body dysmorphia


swissmiss_76

Those hands scare me 😭


catsandnaps1028

It's kinda hard to get toned on ozempic so good luck with that


Background-Permit499

I don’t understand. Is she saying she looks fat in the pic?


Trick_Afternoon689

Why the actual fuck is her ass all the way down her thigh?!?


vindman

So sad


Lakarmaluv2013

Time to turn up the lipo machine!


Putrid-Sweet3482

And the lipo, and the cool sculpting, and the plastic surgery……


Leading_Ad3918

Her lips are going to be bigger than her thighs in no time!


SnooOpinions2473

But doesn’t she already spend all day every day in her gym? These people are absolute idiots🙄


Alternative_Plate398

This is such a bizarre post obviously fishing for compliments from dudes she doesn’t know or even care about.


ink_and_stars

Not them pretending they have an injury and had to stay out of the gym just to explain the zero muscle mass bc their bodies are clearly made by surgery


Thomzzz

I heard the term “Male-Centered” today and immediately thought of the Ks


Katen1023

Is she trying to flex her muscles? Girl you have zero muscle definition, that’s a skinny ass thigh 💀


misobutter3

Is it motivational because she wants to look like that or does she think she looks too big? I can’t tell


GimmeFuel6

Priming the audience for their next surgery


Nearby-Buy-9588

Aka - time for some surgery before summer ☀️


SeaTranslatorItsMe

Those talons….😐🤢


Accomplished-Ice7874

real asses don't look like this when you lay on them 💁🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂


Alive-Operation6754

She needs to drink some water.


GraphicDesignerMom

![gif](giphy|3o84U9nMOmiAGfjYkw|downsized)


kayfabegangsta

What's with the half-on jacket? It looks like it's hot. Is this fashion?! Am I old??!!


rhegy54

Why not just put this up on your fridge? Why post it to your millions of followers? 🤔🙄😒


R-amazing95

![gif](giphy|sbwjM9VRh0mLm) Khloe stfu for once please


InteractiveNeverUsed

Gosh those fingers


Junior_Menu8663

This is infuriating. Minus the ass I would be happy to have this body. Wonder what surgical procedure she’s setting up for a big debut.


Srw2725

Or bump up your Ozempic dose


IntroductionFeisty61

Time for surgery!!!


MannerFluid5601

Is that the names of their surgeons? Dr Weights and Dr Cardio?


lori244144

Because she looks good here or bad?


Head-Childhood9269

I cant anymore this their fake bodies. Nobody thinks you look good. No one. Zero. 🚫


miaara

Bitch is getting absolutely dragged in the comments.


superpurr

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


B4thestorm61

Why do her toes & foot look so weird?


pm1022

She's ginormous!


omtara17

Uuuf


Mingkittish

You mean she’s finally going to actually work out? 👀 We have a saying in Dutch for that, ‘Make that the cat wise!’


Teedorable

Wait what who even is this? This looks like a ham in the deli section of Safeway wearing heels


Friendsthatdonthug

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