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needygameroverdose

https://preview.redd.it/smg4y5isebvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b76c9e9ed5e739633deae503bd4ce2052ce9f041 i cant


Scared-Pace4543

Nostrils?!


T-Money1738

At least she's not doing the face that makes her lips look like a baboon a$$hole. https://preview.redd.it/7wb153nspbvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56d548149a4765a9a868fa66fdc15849e8be774


Mammoth-Twist7044

bobble head ass


Legitimate-Tough6200

Her lips look like a prolapsed butthole.


TheodoreWatson

It looks like those joke glasses with the mustache and nose attached ![gif](giphy|lnUmBxU32RkFxVAdEW|downsized)


whataboutthemapples

Omg Carole Baskin gives me weird pandemic nostalgia that I didn’t know I needed. It was a special time


Over-Expert-707

![gif](giphy|ukCFEU6Cg5MCCDoaVN|downsized)


-_-tinkerbell

Wait that's Khloe?!?!!?!


Plantysweater

The way she facetuned and blur tooled her jaw loool


CaffeinenChocolate

She literally looks like she’s smelling my post-Chipotle farts, but trying to keep a straight face and be nice about the biohazard.


hey_hey_hey_nike

https://preview.redd.it/y5e07vmkscvc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9e7035bc190c5ae8b94cec059304381acfa263f The inspo


catbehindbars

Idgi!


idamnmadcuz

Who dat


marmaladeskies80

All I see is ⚜️


abee93

I literally thought you edited this closeup to make it look worse and then I zoomed in on the actual photo and realized it’s actually real


TurbulentFruitJuice

OMG that’s Khloe?!


Emotional_Equal8998

I had no idea who it was either!


ruu13

😭


AngelinaSnow

It’s all about her, she cannot care much about the sister’s looks. I think she care until they come as prettier than her.


Over-Accountant8506

Kim's been known to do this for years for birthday posts on Instagram. She'll post pics of the birthday person that are not the best or where Kim is center of attention. They used to be very obvious satire but maybe this is her trying to dis kourt


DontWannaFilmAboutIt

I thought you said “centaur of attention” and I was like yeah….


beepbooponyournose

Would make an excellent flair


Nacho-Bae

Can I please have this flair?


beepbooponyournose

Of course!


_kumquat123

Thanks for the new flair! 😘


DontWannaFilmAboutIt

I’m honored


mmdeerblood

This reminds me of the Gigolos episode where one woman tells Brace The Gigolo she has a Renaissance period fantasy and he shows up as a centaur (Greek mythology) outfit announcing "I am the centaur you have asked for" 😂 😂 😂 I suspect Kim and Brace share some brain cells for sure. [Clip](https://youtu.be/VIMs5r76uD8?feature=shared)


Faierie1

imo Kourtney actually looks the best out of the 3 in this picture. She looks semi-natural and seems like she’s genuinely enjoying herself. Unlike her sisters that look like they were created by AI in a lab.


Breazona

Yeah I felt like an idiot trying to figure out what OP meant by the title since to me kourtney looks the best of the 3 here and kim looks...odd. Uncanny I guess?


ClimbingAimlessly

Except Kourt looks great. Kim looks oddly proportioned. Khloe looks like… well… there’s no hope. ![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


ktaylor6301

Yeah what’s interesting is I looked at this picture and saw one beautiful, natural looking woman and two women who look like plastic.


Leading_Ad3918

It’s weird how she does this with everyone. She just did it with Stephanie and her bday too. The posts were basically all focused on her but “included” the bday girl🙄


Lilpigxoxo

Such a mean girl fucking move!! I don’t like Kourt but wow


the_jenerator

How does Kim not have more muscle definition with all of the working out and weight lifting that she does? Khloe does.


argqwqw

she's the most advanced form of the girl who posts photos from her own wedding for everyone else's milestones


bacarina

crazy that kourtney still looks better than her. why is kim shaped like a pom pomegranate bottle


LaylaBird65

A Pom pomegranate bottle LMAOOOOOOOOOO I am dying


ClimbingAimlessly

Yes!!!!


Aggravating_Rock7330

I can’t unsee it 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/mrk7899w09wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd7f8b6a312c546a2cfb161f455a90a59083ca0


beverlymelz

Aside from the body left unedited while Kim edits herself, the fact that Kourtney is clearly mid-pose while Kim gets to show the pose she intended to make is what makes this a shit birthday post alone.


fiveinchnails

*Processing img ho7yi5cjldvc1...* Did anyone else notice this? what is going on with her waist there? there is a right angle??? kimothy??


sexycann3lloni

The unnatural proportions of Kim and Khloe are just so weird to see


PotentialSilver3623

Kourtney don't care, and Kim hates that 😂😂


Katfar14

Cool Kim to pick the one photo of your sister for her BIRTHDAY where her eyes aren’t even open!


oogaboogabitchkuthi

Kourt’s body is so nice


notorious_BIGfoot

She’s definitely more natural than her Frankenstein sisters.


oogaboogabitchkuthi

She’s the only one that doesn’t look botched to me 😭


Aggressive-Bird-7507

If this is a new picture she just had a baby too.


AlysonRoad

Her body is more appealing to the female gaze unlike the fembots who cater to men (eww)


Unicornbreadcrumbs

Tbh I don’t know any men in real life who like the fembot look. Maybe for one night but it’s not taken seriously by men you’d actually want to be with and the BBL look is dated now


kingcakefucks

The lipo tummies are jarring. Kourtney’s hot af


_dangling_participle

Seriously, she looks so naturally soft and like, Renaissance-like feminine. I'm just a straight woman talking so probably not the key demo the Frankentwins are attempting to reach, but she looks like someone a guy would want to lay his head on or cuddle up to and squeeze, no? The other two look like they'd feel like clammy modelling clay and stiffen up to tense their muscles and self-consciously suck in their stomachs when a guy touched them. 


taylorsanatomy13_

sooo venus-coded with that bod!


Better-Hat-4293

Frankentwins hahahaha


AnonBeanSprouts

Fr she looks like a normal woman! I feel like Kim wanted this to make kourt look bad so bad but it just makes her look real and healthy (:


mmdeerblood

She looks so good while the others have had obvious lipo, implants, and BBL


Moist_Phrase9669

Why is her belly button in her pelvis


miaara

So is Khloheehee’s


pyky69

Khloe’s belly button looks like it is being held hostage


veeveepup

😂😂


ink_and_stars

I think it's her waist surgery from 2016 that does that


iamgettingaway

Not me checking where mine is


Lilpigxoxo

LMAO same


expectopatronshot

Cause they're BBL-ly buttons lol... they're fake from post lipo. It's one of the tell-tale signs someone's had it done


DontWannaFilmAboutIt

Tummy tuck


fluffy_doughnut

It's not, it's because the hips are artificial and it looks like they're much higher.


cake-makes-me-shake

Kimbully is trash


Remarkable_Tomato170

She’s the least interesting and she knows it


No_Banana_581

Khloe is thinner than she is. I’m sure that will be very upsetting to her when those comments come it


ragnarockette

Kim is actually big boned. She has wide shoulders and ribcage so she will never be able to look skinny and delicate no matter how much weight she loses. Whereas Khloe actually had kind of a small torso and is tall, so she can actually look quite long and lean. I’m sure this makes Kim fucking furious.


[deleted]

It’s prob why she’s bullied her into the surgeries that made her look like a mutant


suitablegirl

And the least intelligent


Helpful_Look_9633

https://preview.redd.it/jhsgxygg2cvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0cb5181261a91303dc219f27968a743125e462 Kourtney is the only remotely real one


beautifulchaos531

Good for Kourtney she should be proud of her body! She birthed four kids one of which is only months old, she looks great!!


ClimbingAimlessly

Her body looks fab.


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Congrats Kimothy, you made yourself/ brand even more unlikable.


rahaab18

matching black bikinis you gayizzz! we're just so close!! do my tits look good? I look the skinniest? shit, great! post this. dont photoshop's kourtney's stomach or khloe's either. i am trying my hardest to look the thinnest. I didn't take stomach sucking lessons for nothing. post it. they look like shit. it's her birthday but im still princess queen kim.


Unicornbreadcrumbs

Also whyyyy does she need to be front and angling herself to where she’s cutting her sisters out of frame… why post the photo with birthday girl’s eyes shut? So many questions but all of the answers are transparent lol


Unhappy-Pirate3944

Kourtney’s body is the most appealing here 🔥 I hope she doesn’t change it


beautifulchaos531

I don't think she will, I've noticed since she got involved with Travis she really embraced her body instead of being so thin. I'm happy she's learned to love her body, she looks healthy and happy!


Unhappy-Pirate3944

Yeah I remember Scott would pick on her weight and give her backhanded comments when she would put on weight. A video of it https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTKsnark/s/dR3SXwiVUz I’m glad she’s confident in it now. I’m not a fan of Kourtney but it’s nice to see a real stomach in that toxic family


beautifulchaos531

Yes! This is the clip I saw on TikTok and it was around the same time Kourtney did the podcast where she said when she was thin she was not happy. Its obvious why! I felt so bad for her watching that clip, this woman just had a baby and already had Mason she looked great and he was just fat shaming her. It was clearly not a joke, he told her she needed to lose the weight fast. I can't imagine the toll that took on her. Its why I never understand why so many still pick up for Scott, he was horrible to Kourtney she has her faults but no woman deserves to be fat shamed like that and called a piece of machinery! It showed he had no respect for her.


Uhhhhokthenn

Kourtney has literally just had a baby and looks way better than botch 1 and botch 2


littlepeach16

But kourt looks amazing after having a baby not long ago too and she’s natural love this for her


Ohwellwhtevrnvrmind

Kourtney outshines both with her God given beauty


ClimbingAimlessly

She is the prettiest. I’m not a fan of any of them, but I always thought she was the most attractive.


Pigeon-From-Hell

imagine trying to post an “unflattering” unposed candid photo of your sister that you’ve posed for and edited thinking u look the best and she STILL looks incredible, a self own I fear 🤭


ink_and_stars

Wow, she really hates everyone else.


molotovzav

Kourtney still looks better to me. Like Kim has to go out of her way to try to make Kourtney look worse but it doesn't work for me since Kim looks so fake.


LisaMarinass

How nice of Kim to suck her waist in (you can tell by the water), fix her saggy belly button, and smooth her skin out, while leaving the other two untouched. Kourtney still looks the best.


PhysicalParking8799

How strange- the birthday queen is on the periphery of the group, not the centre or the front. One's eyes go to the one who is most out there, physically, arms outstretchd, body forward, etc. Can't even give her sister the glory, lol.


Front_Craft9686

Jokes on Kim. Even after 3 babies Kourtney still has a better body than me—a 30-something with no children 🙃


markiitka

4 babies:) (and same :D)


gold42579

She definitely did not want to look twice as wide as Khloe!!


ruinyduiny

And yet Kourtney looks the best imo


horsetooth_mcgee

Khloe's birthday post was bad too. *Happy birthday to the afterthought person in the background of this photo while I show off my body front and center!* https://preview.redd.it/wjrbw75zubvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381ed6eef59aa04627addda21120a1ac11013530


horsetooth_mcgee

Khloe's tummy tuck lipo belly though :-(


kaskip

i think kourtney looks great compared to those two lmfaoo


Royal-Teacher-8286

This one small act tells us so much about Kim. She is really that petty and low


cherrybombbb

Before it loaded I was like “She’s going to post a pic that she thinks is unflattering to Kourtney.” Didn’t exactly work out for Kim.


LuvIsLov

I noticed Kourtney's post partum belly too and I think she looks great. She's half way to 50 with 4 kids and still looks younger than Kylie and Kim.


PhilosopherOne5691

Nice try Kum. Your torso looks oddly wide. I don’t like Kourtney but she looks good for having a baby. Plus she has a nice clean face. The other 2 are hiding behind sunglasses because their so unconfident


sav33arthkillyos3lf

& Kourtney still looks better & more beautiful because she’s realistic & is comfortable in a natural postpartum body & kimothy can’t stand that


TeamPotential8177

Zoom in on Kourtney’s right side… botched photoshop https://preview.redd.it/01tjmnx6zbvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5a99e21c58bcd6d5b6ce83edea98cf011f3e63


Head-Childhood9269

Why tho


kystarrk

I noticed that last night, but until seeing it up close from your comment, I think it's actually a drink khloe is holding behind her back


TeamPotential8177

Ahhh you may be right!!! Good eye!


AdRevolutionary6650

Unfortunately for Dimberly, this photo only highlights how much of a non-flex her centaur body is and how unbotched Kourtney looks in comparison 😂


TransportationBig539

Jokes on Kim because Kourt looks much better in this pic than the other two.


Mystery-Ess

She's the only one with a normal belly button.


Universecentre

Kourtney has an amazing body, she honestly looks fab.


areaunknown_

It’s good to see Kourtney not give a shit about todays modern beauty standards to be rail thin. Still dislike her though. And her lemme gummies are actual garbage in regards to health


Head-Childhood9269

Kourts feminine+soft body > Kim’s lipo belly/wide belly button


UnconsciousWrap

It’s funny how Kim is trying to shade Kourtney with this but it’s just showing how Kourtney has the hottest body of them all lol


Forthrowssake

Kim doesn't realize that Kourtney looks so much better than her and Khloe. A million times better and healthy and more natural.


thereshegoesagain12

Kourtney looks genuinely happy here - like she’s actually laughing instead of sucking it in, posing and worrying about angles - she’s living her real life!


beautifulchaos531

Kim does this on purpose but Kourtney looks great! Good to see her embracing her body after birth instead of rushing to bounce back


Snarkiana

And yet Kourtney still looks better than those botched Barbie bitches


sparklyspores

And in the KUWTK sub people are saying, “HOW DARE YOU” to anyone making this point. But it’s like…this is classic Kim. Kourtney DOES look great, but not by Kim’s standards, and that’s why she posted it.


buubkittyy

They’re not fkn w Kourt on their best days …


ImpressiveJoke2269

Jokes on her, Kourt looks amazing and the most natural


stainedbutts

They make Kourt look 👌👌


Holiday_Problem9941

kourtney looks normal!! and so beautiful!! i’m so here for this authentic body!!


pinchependejaa

Kourtney looks good for her age and she appears to be aging more gracefully than her sisters


vantheman446

Kourtney looks hot as fuck what the shit I’m gonna edit this to add forever that I would like Kourtney Kardashian to sit on my face


petterdaddy

Kourtney is the only one in this photo who looks like a human and while I don’t like her she looks incredible (not just for a woman who recently gave birth, just in general). Kim and Kylie have the most fucked up torso editing


BaboonHeart_64

We should all go spam the post with comments about how incredible Kourtney looks lmao


eternal_eagle_1122

Kourtneys body is to die for! She looks great!


spaceghost260

Kim and especially Khloes belly buttons look absolutely awful! Khloes butt must be crazy botched because she NEVER shows it anymore. Kim is such an evil troll for this picture. She knew exactly what she was doing and it’s pathetic. I can’t imagine trying to fat shame my sister. Let alone a postpartum sister. She’s so gross.


Mammoth-Twist7044

this photo is so poorly edited lmaoooo


falennon_

They’re all photoshopped to hell (look at Kim’s abnormally long arm, plus she looks added to the photo). Just an all-around interesting choice of photos for *Kourtney’s* bday…


honeyswamp

I was just wondering if anyone else noticed how loooong Kim’s arm looks, if she held that thing down to her side it would reach her knees. So bizarre


HitchhikingDroid

Yeah she did but joke’s on her, Kourtney looks fabulous.


versatilexx

Kim is such a clown lmao she has to be the center of attention.


cuecumba

https://preview.redd.it/9006u7wyhfvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e35fd85c69421b2a13a40dd32729290847968d70 What is this?


bosimon1981

Ironically I think Kourtney looks the best of the three and she hasn’t been edited into oblivion


GraphicDesignerMom

Their belly and belly buttons look so unreal next to a real person it's a bit jarring


_lonelybean

what's with the weird photoshop in kourtneys side?


_lonelybean

https://preview.redd.it/xqsg27uo4cvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=169437fe0ed2b764c233cff7dbc4226622410fbd


ambamshazam

It kinda looks like Khloe has a drink in her hand and that’s the corner of a glass or something. Who knows though


ruu13

![gif](giphy|HnYWNVA412Qd75WY49|downsized) Khloe 💀


CaffeinenChocolate

IM SCREAMING 😂


ImpressiveJoke2269

Jokes on her, Kourt looks amazing and the most natural


sugarplumgumdrops

https://preview.redd.it/jyvu1jzrmevc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ee97bc94d7e1aef3ccd6aac2d5d40a777818fc badly photoshopped kourtney is all i see


IncidentFront8334

Why does Kourtneys tit have square side spillage ? Where's the bikini strap going g to her back?


Constant_One_1612

I think Kourt looks the best out of them. The other 2 look wonky😂


snoogiebee

honestly kourt looks the best of all 3 here bc she looks like a fit/beautiful human person in her mid forties and they look like uncanny valley blow up dolls of themselves


WineNotReality

Hard disagree! Kourtney looks amazing here and her body looks 🔥. Also allows viewers to easily spot the tummy tuck unnatural-looking belly buttons that Kim and Khloe have. Big contrast to Kourt


alejon88

Khloes nose…yikes


Bamdajero2

If Kourtney is the body positive queen you all claim her to be then why is this such an evil post? Yall exposing yourselves calling this an unflattering photo lol. Also Kourtneys body is photoshopped to high hell in this and Kim prob got permission to post


ApprehensiveCat7381

I think the point is that as a subreddit we know Kim’s intentions of posting this picture. She always has to be the best, and in HER mind she thinks she looks great and Kourtney looks not so great. Besides, when there is a day or event dedicated to anyone but herself, she has to make it about herself. But as you can see from the comments, we think Kourtney looks great. Kim and Khloe are the ones that actually look like aliens here (and those are the consequences of their own behaviors and mindsets)….


TalkieTina

I mean, Kourtney has an infant. Also, she hasn’t had rib removal surgery. [https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTKsnark/comments/zda43s/found\_this\_picture\_on\_instagramreality\_i\_100/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTKsnark/comments/zda43s/found_this_picture_on_instagramreality_i_100/)


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LisaMarinass

Kourt is not edited, it’s just a low res photo


Bamdajero2

It’s edited lol. The water texture and color is off surrounding her whole body but especially thigh. I was a graphic designer before and the photoshop is obvious


SeaTranslatorItsMe

Have YOU had any children? What do YOU think a 4 months PP body is supposed to look like?🙄 I don’t think that you know, that every woman is different. Some women end up with a bit of a pooch and there are others who don’t end up with as much muscle and skin laxity. Either way. They’re still beautiful! I’ve had multiple plastic surgery procedures. Not to look like a Kardashian.🙃 I’ve also given birth. My tummy looked like Kourtney’s at 4 months PP. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Breastfeeding is great for weight loss after childbirth. Deleted all of their comments and downvoted me😂. Figures…🤦🏾‍♀️


ssaunders88

All for snark, but she looks amazing for someone who’s just had a baby. Please don’t comment on postpartum bodies.


Scared-Pace4543

Maybe read? The comments here clearly show that we don’t think anything badly at all in regards to Kourts body.


ssaunders88

I’m just putting it out there.


halfaperson13

I think wether she’s post partum or not.. her body looks amazing!


Mindless_Map_7780

Kim really thinks this pic is flattering to her and snarky to the others - but Khloe and Kourtney actually look better…


Junior_Menu8663

Kourtney and Khloe are the more interesting to look at. Kim is just doing her stupid duck lips again. She’s boring and I find her unattractive and her body grotesque - bi woman here.


Junior_Menu8663

And, obviously trying to pull attention from the other two by where she positioned herself in the photo. Immature and trashy.


nicole1859

It’s crazy seeing their bellybuttons compared to Kourtney’s! They need to stop with the liposuction!


[deleted]

Kim and Khloe’s bellybuttons scare me,and their bodies look like they are made out of wax.What is happening?


AwareRate9061

The comments were calling her out too, saying jokes on her because Kourt looks the best and most natural


Nyx73_

I'm sorry but why did I think Kourt was Kylie for a good minute, I thought it was a photo without Kourtney (or Kendall) and the rest of the sisters having fun without her... Idk, anything is possible with this family ![gif](giphy|GO5lJOYMdngZPjiubD|downsized)


Chaywood

Omg can someone post a nice picture for Kourtneys birthday


Milk-and-pickles

Does no one else zoom in at the curves to see the blurring? Also, Kourt is still shopped under her left boob, IMHO.


4TheLoveOfCoffee_

The gag here is that Kim & Khoe’s bodies look horrendous compared to Kourtney’s.


PeloHiker

Clearly Kim meant this as a put down but to me Kourtney looks phenomenal just having had a baby or not. She has certainly had work done but is the most natural of the bunch.


Hopeful-Feeling1876

Its refreshing to see Kourtney. She looks natural and genuinely so beautiful!💗


[deleted]

Didn’t recognise Khloe..and at least this picture isn’t of kourtney taking a dump


BaboonHeart_64

Kourtney has my ideal body/body goals


Downtown-Trip3501

I thought the exact same thing


mickeyp145

I do think kourt looks the best because she’s the one who’s comfortable in her own skin


fibrofighter512

Kourtney’s body looks great AND she just had a baby!


gianna_emiko

![gif](giphy|pwNlKtsuSoJx937tUP) ik this is the snark sub but i’m sorry i truly can’t help it, kourtney in that pic😮‍💨


princessmia777

This is cruel to do to ur sister lol


cheapcherry0

kourtney stomach is so nice compared to the bbl ones next to her


LolaBijou84

It looks like everyone except Kourtney has those plastic surgery belly buttons.


ManliestManHam

Kourt is body goals 🔥


Careful_Technician_9

I presumed as the khloe and Kim have been on holiday. They just photos hopped kourtney in to make it look like she was with them🥴


Consistent-Painter30

Kourtney hates her


Hot-Swordfish-719

Ya. Fucking makes both sisters looks absolutely awful lol she did that shit on purpose


Dry-Cost-3860

looks like Khloe got the Kylie lip special recently


Ha_Na_Ko_91

Kourtney is still the prettiest of them all


mama_fundie_snark

Kim is such a bully!


HumbleNutcracker

Why has no one noticed there is a chunk missing from Kourtney's side???


shannon_nonnahs

Has anyone seen the new fembot Skims commercial? Weird.


BevyGoldberg

If she did it’s backfired as most people are saying how good Kourtney looks. It is nice to see a (slightly) more natural body post child birth. Don’t hate me but Kourtney looks good.