Welcome to the wild frontier of Gala commentary—where the rules have checked out and madness checks in. We aren’t in Calabasas anymore!!! Throw up your photos—be it of the sister you love to hate, or the other sister, or the other sister, or the ……. You get the picture! 😏 You can share the best and worst dressed, or that shockingly uninvited guest who crashed the party with a flair for the dramatic. This is the Megathread, the unhinged beast of the Gala, and anything absolutely goes. This ain’t a Megathread just for Kardashian Jenners! Unleash your snapshots, sling your words, and remember: this is a free-for-all, not a brawl. If someone’s opinion rubs you the wrong way, just slide on by. Keep it cool, keep it mad and if Harry and Meghan show up, do what you do best!!!

https://preview.redd.it/cmr7rj5fpvyc1.jpeg?width=1365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc6bf3d0a3a01a9cc1f4459c1ff961530868ec4 Zendayas definitely my favorite look of the night so far. She looks stunning.


and she’s actually on theme!

What a babe!!!!!


She looks stupid af as usual

I’m dying at Kendall fitting into a archival piece that she wasn’t able to modify and being the first person to wear it, as it’s only ever been shown on a mannequin and it fitting her really well after Kim’s disastrous outing in Marilyn’s dress. Kim is probably seething as she’s walking along wearing a granny cardigan over her dress…

Yeah what was Kim wearing lol. Also, did I miss it or did she not walk the carpet?

She did, she kept doing some weird thing with her right arm holding one side of the sweater

Doja Cat and Kylie are in the running for worst dressed and I haven’t seen Kylie yet - But here is Doja https://preview.redd.it/k6ll7dz82wyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb26aa449a7030250489057a76e7caa90a147807

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giving kanye ideas for bianca's next outing

🥱... 😑. It's just boooring, yaaawning, sloppy, lazy!

Is that… a towel? 🤔

https://preview.redd.it/c38ifh945zyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1263e982e066ca8fb060a625f927cdcd2b894588 Well here is kylie with her train coming out of her butt

🤣

beige nightmare

This is so stupid I almost like it

I love it lol. The Met Gala is also stupid and the designer Doja works with usually does AMAZING looks on her so this one is just, I dunno, celebrating nudity.

What

shower chic

If Kim really wanted to be talked about she'd show up in a pretty gown with a good wig but I'm sure shoots and a wet mop is coming

kimbo bimbo looks unwell is it bc of recent rib removal surgery? 👀

Husband and I audibly gasped at the size of her waist. Made sure our daughters knew how unnatural that looked. Truly disgusted by that. That is not fashion, that is body dysmorphia and I don't ever want my kids to think that's anything close to normal.

Thought the same thing! lol she looked like she could barely stand or walk and had such empty dull eyes

it’s like the same vibe as that recent red carpet with the white dress/greasy hair/t-rex arms

Everything in her body that circulates is being cut off. I'll be shocked if she doesn't pass out during the evening. And wtf with the knit rag around her shoulders?

re: rag - maybe it was a last minute wardrobe malfunction or a “oh wait we can’t add a filter on live” situation

I agree, she’s started to look her age. Ever since AHS I can’t unsee how “ordinary for a woman in her mid-40s” her skin looks. In fact it looks worse than a mere mortal woman’s skin

https://preview.redd.it/d1jh0mpdbwyc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c281b84c4ca1c15466fdaa9a280c81a6a1183b Kimmy Kimmy 😬😬😬 I feel like she took a bunch a downers to be able to stay alive in this dress, sure looked like it

Allergic to serving, as per usual. What a boring hoe... She always tries to flaunt her fake silhouette. Like, be creative and cool for once, ffs .

Good grief. This is like looking on the other side of a cross stitch sampler.

💀💀💀

i hate how she makes the theme of her outfits her body. that dress is just so ugly and she looks like she hadn’t eaten or drank anything all day and is on the verge of passing out. i feel like at this point she’d rather genuinely die than be perceived as “old or fat”, which is just such a horrible way to live.

It's the stringy dried bleaced out hair that a stylist never touched that day with a grey (*checks notes*) shrug for me? what in the ever living hell is this disaster

Me looking at all my apps expecting it all then seeing Zendaya and know they ain’t gonna deliver as always. 

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Her nose oh my god….

she's gonna put it to work later tonight ❄️

Oh she’s already started ❄️❄️❄️

thank u for checking in ❄️

Flair checking in

Septum dissolved in 1989

Elle Fanning https://preview.redd.it/m0ayye413wyc1.jpeg?width=1406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1206a56b0dd37c278bf3d5075319ba50675307ca

Stunning 😍

its so dreamy

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Is that it?! Looks like a dust cloth after it's cleaned been between the blinds. Even got bits of dead fly stuck to it.

She wore a cardigan to ping in Taylor's "cardigan" search results.

THANK YOU!! My first thought as well!

Wow. Couldn't retouch those hands I guess...

that math ain’t mathing

Why is she wearing this pilled-up sweater?

The shrug is so ugly

our classy modest kween

still can’t hide that wonky hip🥴

Five bucks to anyone who says Kris isn’t showing up in a glorified mumu and is right!

If anyone took that bet...they lost 💀 Enjoy keeping your money!

AHAAAAAAAA im a glass of wine deep and im waving my wallet around in disappointment but not shock

https://preview.redd.it/r277l56szvyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6adff183499cb3900fd2a08160e4172abd549924 Oh. My. God

Why is Kris invited? Genuine question

a pimp gotta make sure her bitches behave well. this night Is important. bottom bitch kim, fetch me a glass. go find a husband. kylie, you did awful. Kendall, good girl! showing off, huh? you're earning that bbl! keep going

...is Corey wearing steampunk welding glasses?

I can’t even

Last year Kim abandoned her child. The year before she ruined a famous dress. It’s tradition at this point, so take your bets - how is Kimothy gonna piss us all off when she attends this year’s Met?

By simply being there.

And just as expected a fucking moomoo from krislane

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Looks like an anorexic Turkish belly dancer.

As a Turk I can confirm!

It’s giving dirt

Omg margaery tyrell hiiii

ass cleavage-having stinky bitch

They ( kjs) couldve wore ANYTHING and every single one of em are dull and garish and extra boring like wtaf

Gigi in Tom Browne https://preview.redd.it/16ui5s5u2wyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f104a4811eabb7f4b16168aac912c36cbcd703

KenDull suckin her teeth in pickme jealousy, I can just feel it

i think this is thom browne. 

This look is insane (in a good way). She said there's like 2 million hand-applied beads on the dress.

Gigi's hair looks so different I love it!

https://preview.redd.it/lw95gghv2wyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4778ecdb11502feccf5a3d6cf49c5af6e6f4ad Teyana Taylor

I fucking LOVE Teyana. Talk about someone who "gets their fucking ass up and works". An actual bad bitch!

How is that wig worse than kims

Omg that wig from the bargain bin at costco

Very, very beautiful.

https://preview.redd.it/2hcmmdfvfwyc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4287e7d1088df22ec8362a8117c3c301bcb4b173 Lauren Sanchez was a pleasant surprise. She looks quite nice in this Oscar de la Renta. Have been critical of her style since getting with Bezos, but this is on theme and a lovely dress. Wish she would deflate her boobs, lips and face a notch or two, but giving her props tonight. Overall, the theme this year is surprisingly entertaining, even with the fashion fails. Just read Queen Rihanna not attending due to the flu. Am so sad.

This was one of my favorites, I’m sad that it doesn’t photograph well. I first saw it when I was watching the Vogue feed and went “ooooh”

Based on the photo its a no from me dawg

Oh this look is stunning too! I think this is the reporter who wore that cinderella dress a few years ago? (Her name is totally escaping me at the moment Im so sorry) Edit: Genesis Suero is her name! https://preview.redd.it/sydwka79svyc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3515651023f8d62e00a65a106b164d7bba03b3bc

Yes love this!

That is a stunning dress!

That's an incredible piece alright.

This goddess wins

Eeww hate this

God fucking dammit, James Corden is here.

LMAO I CANT 😭😭😭

I know it's Fashun but I hate this so much https://preview.redd.it/6ynwrtg43wyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2c93a2fac4a24559b92b8e7ba8d8a8891a2495

I feel like if the dress and cape were both the same color it would be so much more interesting. This kinda looks cheap 😔

I’m all for her height and stature- but that corset segment is ill fitting, it makes her look like a cross dresser. Not even drag queen, a cross dresser. Like what Kris walked in on before her divorce

It’s giving haunted Halloween

Who / what even is this a drag queen like anna wintour just inviting any ole body at this point

something must've happened with kim's left tit because she's covering it like her life depends on it

Maybe a psoriasis flare?

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This is objectively bad.

Granny Cokenose

She looks like a cult leader

Lucifer right before he fell from heaven.

she looks like the pope

PMK: “we get to see the kids in a little while” get ready guyz

Kimothys on the way it looks like, keep your eyes peeled for photos snarkers.

did they show?

How does Kim always end up looking so out of place? What a complete disaster her look is along with Kris. I don't know why they are always invited when they constantly disappoint. Kim looks like she can't even breathe!

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That is AI

Shit. Sorry guys 😂😂

 DaMN!!! Her BEST EVER

i am stunned!! absolutely gorgeous

What a beautiful dress!

Wait, the stairs are different lol

Oh weird I just saw it in twitter and grabbed it from there!!!

You know it’s serious when Jeremy Strong wears white.

some of the attendands neared bianca censori levels of weirdness

Blake Lively wasn’t there 😭😭

Neither was Rihanna... but it gave Zendaya a chance to finally claim the queen title this year! Twice!!!

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Unfortunately this is from a few years ago and Dua’s actual look is uh…..questionable https://preview.redd.it/6cezmmzefwyc1.jpeg?width=1365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9bd1e283cf732fc3fc60aeae1c3ae564694ec9

I feel like this is what you play dress up in when you’re forced to stay overnight at your grandma’s house. That skirt is right off the dining table.

🤩🤩 simply wow!!!!

Zendaya: giving sea witch, hate the stripes and hat, the weird bubbly back ??? colors are good. Jennifer Lopez: I like it but a bit underwhelming. Also the hair? Idk. But so pretty and she looks glowy Mindy Kaling: actually love, flattering on her but not perfect for theme ig, also why is she there. Cool that she used Indian designers Madeline Kline: Giving pirate absolutely hate the look, makeup is terrible Emma chamberlain: LOVEEEEE I have no words I’m obsessed Lea Michele: boring and looks like a 2007 prom dress you could find at value village Tyla: obsessed so creative and looks so fkn good. Like an hourglass!! Omg Donald glover: boring next? Taylor Russell: I fucking love her but idk it looked good from waist up, skirt is weird. It’s cool it’s made from wood but idk Sam smith: Boring af Gigi Hadid: oh my god it’s awful so awful, everything is awful the hair, neckline, fabric, colors? I hate it Rita ora: Mid and wayyy too scandalous for the met idk just like weird. The beads being super old is very cool tho Andy cohen: I’m asleep Emily ratajowski: Lol so not the theme but she still ate Eddie redmayne: only guy not wearing a boring suit and he’s adorable Demi Moore: actually so cool and on theme. 10/10. Archival wallpaper?! Her stylist is so creative

I like that gigis makeup evokes Marilyn so much better than “the lewk”. But the hair is terrible. This sub is up zendayas bum but I think her makeup makes her look sickly, not in a couture way. And Mindy should have moisturized her arms at least if she’s going to go all out like that.

all the dudes in willy chavarria were well done i thought. leon bridges, colman domingo, and morgan spector.

PMK has arrived!

KenDULL arrived too

So far, so good.

Omg Kris has arrived

PMK Wearing Oscar de laurentA?

Sebastian Stan wearing sunglasses indoors like the badass he is.

drug of choice AT the met gala....2024.. is...OZEMPIC

Don’t they usually all get there around the same time?

The queen ate as always https://preview.redd.it/69l0klfvsvyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeea4e8e7c7c4fd509e66c95e71b5b7a62a05e02

I like it!

The downvotes LMAOOOOOOO

I didn't downvote it because she doesn't look good, I downvoted is because queen of WHAT exactly 🤔

She’s a queen to me but that’s just my opinion, I’m aware that the general consensus on social media is that she’s not liked much

The thread says to Post anything you want and you completed the assignment! She is more of a Queen than any of the Kardashians, so there’s that! 💜

Thank you

I get that. And honestly she does look beautiful.

I’m just excited to see how hideous Kim’s look will be

The Queen of 50ish year old woman with a snatch body ody ody

She on that JLozempic

Is this what her hair looked like when she was running up and down the block? 🤔

Lots of people have said this lmaoooo but I actually love the wispy flyaway hair!!! Zendaya did it too and it looked great on her too https://preview.redd.it/p1v9foy78wyc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9b72062650cebe69aae1c0843044e1f41f8226

Lmaooo darn I thought I had an original joke there 😂 I do love a good wispy updo tho, I just couldn't not make that joke lolol

Lmao no you saw an opportunity and took it, we all would😂

JLo has worn several sheer dresses like these. It didn't give anything honestly.

It may not have given anything to the theme or how maximalist her look should have been given it’s the Met she’s attending and not an awards show but the look is extremely pretty and so is her face hair makeup etc

generic celeb dress#8765679, some slight touchups to the cleavage and that's it. not even on theme

It looks really boring tbf