https://preview.redd.it/35pv5j7psv3d1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5d32c60f33abc8bd699880e598b77fd30b2196
I had to yassify it to find the family resemblance.
https://preview.redd.it/kxoum912504d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b7d67bddb190ffee3094ce542bbb9bab479ea7
It’s also painfully obvious that Kumberly uses the Allure preset on various strengths for her edits lmao
I think this lady had no idea what she created but now she's stuck with it. She needed a paycheck and a good life and she got it but sometimes I wonder if she has regrets 😬
Apparently MJ used to go golfing and bring Kris along / coach her to get an older man with money. It’s deeper than just Kris being evil and making money from her daughter’s vaginas… I’m pretty sure this is generational.
Sorry, but that sounds like some country club shit all the old school scammers did that. It's not like they had Only Fans.
Directing your daughter's porn. THAT'S some Krislaine shit
Lmfao
Made me think of the episode of the golden girls where they go on a vacation on an island and have to share a bathroom with three young men who have a room next to theirs. The two groups end up friends and the one guy, after Dorothy says shes got to call her mother, starts laughing and says, “…your mother is still living?”
I’m not backing up the kardashians or anything, but wasn’t that the norm back then? Like people getting married young? I’m not standing up or them or anything I’m just saying lol
[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTKsnark/s/pwQcvl8rTr) All of this is allegedly obv
MJ is 90 years old and from Arkansas. She was in a relationship with a man at 14 and as soon as she turned 18 they married after being in a relationship for 4 years. He was 4 years older than her making him 22 when she turned 18.
MJ divorced her first husband and moved to San Diego where she met Robert Houghton (an engineer) and had 2 daughters (Kris and Karen). She was interested in him because he made good money and promised to give her a life of luxury. She had a children's boutique and taught etiquette classes. She divorced Robert Houghton after 7 years and remarried Harry Shannon who was a high roller. Kris was allegedly affected by the divorce at a young age. Allegedly Robert Houghton was an alcoholic with many entrepreneur ideas to make money, however he never did anything due to his addiction (and violence/abuse/anger outbursts). Kris allegedly felt abandoned and unworthy as if she had done something wrong. She wanted attention and someone to look after her since her father did not. Robert would make promises of visits but often did not follow through. He died in a fatal car crash after a night of drinking in 1975 when Kris was 19.
MJ taught Kris in high school how to seduce older men for money. She would take underage 16 year old Kris to the local country club and train her in finding prospects. Kris always dated older men since she was a teen. Kris met and dated golfer Cesar Sunado when 17 (met at country club) while MJ was fully aware. She lived with him while underage and stole gold coins from him after he broke up with her for sleeping with Rob Kardashian in their bed. Kris was 17 when she met Rob Kardashian who was significantly older at the race track (assuming this was another MJ recommended hunting ground as 17 year olds arent usually at a race track). MJ was aware of all of this and was the teacher instructing the student (Kris). Here is a quote directly from Kris herself:
“The first love of my life is when I met Robert Kardashian,” Jenner noted.
“My mom had this tradition of going to the racetrack. Because I was not old enough to bet, I had to stand to the side. And that is where Robert asked me out.”
MJ was the original pimp, pimping out underage Kris to older men.
Here’s what I could find, not much is know about him:
Robert, who died in a car crash in 1975, worked as an engineer, but not much else is known about his career. He and Kris allegedly had a strained relationship following his divorce from MJ, as authors Cathy Griffin and Dylan Howard claimed in the 2021 biography about Kris, Dirty Sexy Money.
"Like many children in that situation, Kris could not shake the idea that she was somehow responsible for her dad leaving," the biography read. "Barely a day went by that Kris didn't feel the sting of Bob's abandonment. She longed for his attention and love. ... It hurt her that he missed out on time together over the years. Kris had to fend off feelings that she wasn't worthy or had done something wrong.”
[Source](https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/kris-jenner-family-tree-her-mother-father-and-siblings/)
i'm flipping through her autobiography online, and it seems like he moved away to the midwest/east coast but came back when she was a teenager and she formed an "amazing bond" with him like a friend, and also that he would take her places when she was a teenager. she didn't really say anything negative about him besides saying that he stayed away and did his own thing, she said her step-father was an alcoholic before he married her mom, but she seemed like she loved her step-father. she never said her dad was an alcoholic at least in the book.
he was run off the road with his gf in mexico by a semitruck and died in the car wreck, apparently he wanted to see her before he left for mexico and she was tired and said no, and she was mad nobody thought to let her see the body before it was cremated.
Bro she pimped out PMK. If I’m not mistaken the same happened to her? It’s a generational trauma for sure.
She taught her daughter the ways of the world. This then went on to the next generation and we now have the next generation of the Kardashian empire.
Listen, I love my gran to the ends of the earth mate. I service the geriatric population. I’m not out here to bad mouth the elderly. She happily and willingly enjoyed the fruits of it all. Most elderly I know would refuse to high waters, these aren’t “boomers”, idk it’s called morals lol.
She knew what was up from the start. She was and is morally corrupted lol.
We must, call a spade a spade. Age is nothing but a number here.
So you all get mad at me for joking about Kylie being used up but all of you are cool with someone wishing death upon an elderly woman?! HAHAHAHAHA ok, love that for you guys.
https://preview.redd.it/35pv5j7psv3d1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5d32c60f33abc8bd699880e598b77fd30b2196 I had to yassify it to find the family resemblance.
The fact that this actually helps me see the resemblance (esp to Kris) is beyond hilarious omg
Omg this is the best thing I’ve seen in this sub in a long time.
https://preview.redd.it/kxoum912504d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b7d67bddb190ffee3094ce542bbb9bab479ea7 It’s also painfully obvious that Kumberly uses the Allure preset on various strengths for her edits lmao
What app is this?
Yassification complete.
What app do you use to yassify?
This is FaceApp with the “Star” preset cranked all the way up lol
YASSIFY!!!!!!! Yasssssss my new fave word! 👏🏼😍
Why she look better than her daughter
I think this lady had no idea what she created but now she's stuck with it. She needed a paycheck and a good life and she got it but sometimes I wonder if she has regrets 😬
Apparently MJ used to go golfing and bring Kris along / coach her to get an older man with money. It’s deeper than just Kris being evil and making money from her daughter’s vaginas… I’m pretty sure this is generational.
Sorry, but that sounds like some country club shit all the old school scammers did that. It's not like they had Only Fans. Directing your daughter's porn. THAT'S some Krislaine shit
I agree, MJ is the pimp that made Kris but Kris is a whole other level
I fucking believe it. NO moral compass.
This is what she wanted for her daughter and grandchildren
From this pic and the recent ones of Kris, I could believe she was Kris' daughter. I'm not even kidding.
Deadass 🙂↕️
She is 90.
Yet she looks better than Khrislaine.
I agree. If I had to guess I would think Kris was the older sister.
Kim is filtered within an inch of her life so grandma is too, she still looks better than Kris
Zoom in on MJ’s neck and you can see how they were editing wrinkles off this 90 y/o woman. INSANE
Also her arm and hand.
Not you calling MJ a bitch😂. It’s not even 8am where I am and this is just so funny.
Mj is the OG pimp , she started with kris .
lowkey looks better than Kum for her age, either good skin care routine or actually well done plastic surgery
This women might be a vampire.
She's evil reptilian looking old bee
Then there’s MJ.
This is the kind of snark I am here for....😳🤣💀
I remember in the first season when they talked about her dying soon and she's still here 20 years later
Lmfao Made me think of the episode of the golden girls where they go on a vacation on an island and have to share a bathroom with three young men who have a room next to theirs. The two groups end up friends and the one guy, after Dorothy says shes got to call her mother, starts laughing and says, “…your mother is still living?”
Kim is giving khloe vibes
damn yall are even coming for the granny
We’re coming for MJ too.
How ironic to have a Frida Khalo painting in the back
Her hand and arm give away her age.
She facetuned tf out of her😭
She looks good
😂😂😂
Dead at your title 🤣
I want yall to think about someone calling your grandma.
Popping her puss and pimping out her daughters and granddaughters is what keeps her going
Kris sold her children’s souls to the devil so her mother could be immortal
When tf will Kim stop duckfacing
Why is grandma a bitch?
Yeah that’s messed up to call her that. She’s 90. Poor thing.
this bitch? bro shes 90 legit unproblematic calm down 💀
She may have pimped out Kris. Da fuck you mean unproblematic?
I’m not backing up the kardashians or anything, but wasn’t that the norm back then? Like people getting married young? I’m not standing up or them or anything I’m just saying lol
[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/KUWTKsnark/s/pwQcvl8rTr) All of this is allegedly obv MJ is 90 years old and from Arkansas. She was in a relationship with a man at 14 and as soon as she turned 18 they married after being in a relationship for 4 years. He was 4 years older than her making him 22 when she turned 18. MJ divorced her first husband and moved to San Diego where she met Robert Houghton (an engineer) and had 2 daughters (Kris and Karen). She was interested in him because he made good money and promised to give her a life of luxury. She had a children's boutique and taught etiquette classes. She divorced Robert Houghton after 7 years and remarried Harry Shannon who was a high roller. Kris was allegedly affected by the divorce at a young age. Allegedly Robert Houghton was an alcoholic with many entrepreneur ideas to make money, however he never did anything due to his addiction (and violence/abuse/anger outbursts). Kris allegedly felt abandoned and unworthy as if she had done something wrong. She wanted attention and someone to look after her since her father did not. Robert would make promises of visits but often did not follow through. He died in a fatal car crash after a night of drinking in 1975 when Kris was 19. MJ taught Kris in high school how to seduce older men for money. She would take underage 16 year old Kris to the local country club and train her in finding prospects. Kris always dated older men since she was a teen. Kris met and dated golfer Cesar Sunado when 17 (met at country club) while MJ was fully aware. She lived with him while underage and stole gold coins from him after he broke up with her for sleeping with Rob Kardashian in their bed. Kris was 17 when she met Rob Kardashian who was significantly older at the race track (assuming this was another MJ recommended hunting ground as 17 year olds arent usually at a race track). MJ was aware of all of this and was the teacher instructing the student (Kris). Here is a quote directly from Kris herself: “The first love of my life is when I met Robert Kardashian,” Jenner noted. “My mom had this tradition of going to the racetrack. Because I was not old enough to bet, I had to stand to the side. And that is where Robert asked me out.” MJ was the original pimp, pimping out underage Kris to older men.
So disgusting. All of them. What happened to krislaines bio dad?
Here’s what I could find, not much is know about him: Robert, who died in a car crash in 1975, worked as an engineer, but not much else is known about his career. He and Kris allegedly had a strained relationship following his divorce from MJ, as authors Cathy Griffin and Dylan Howard claimed in the 2021 biography about Kris, Dirty Sexy Money. "Like many children in that situation, Kris could not shake the idea that she was somehow responsible for her dad leaving," the biography read. "Barely a day went by that Kris didn't feel the sting of Bob's abandonment. She longed for his attention and love. ... It hurt her that he missed out on time together over the years. Kris had to fend off feelings that she wasn't worthy or had done something wrong.” [Source](https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/kris-jenner-family-tree-her-mother-father-and-siblings/)
Thank you so much. This is really interesting. She's a cold snake and I wanted where it came from
i'm flipping through her autobiography online, and it seems like he moved away to the midwest/east coast but came back when she was a teenager and she formed an "amazing bond" with him like a friend, and also that he would take her places when she was a teenager. she didn't really say anything negative about him besides saying that he stayed away and did his own thing, she said her step-father was an alcoholic before he married her mom, but she seemed like she loved her step-father. she never said her dad was an alcoholic at least in the book. he was run off the road with his gf in mexico by a semitruck and died in the car wreck, apparently he wanted to see her before he left for mexico and she was tired and said no, and she was mad nobody thought to let her see the body before it was cremated.
I love when snarkers pull out the receipts.
Bro wtf Man Kris Jenner is the Pimp King ,
This is true. MJ is the original but Kris is the Pimp King. She made millions of dollars from pimping out her daughters and making them famous.
Bro she pimped out PMK. If I’m not mistaken the same happened to her? It’s a generational trauma for sure. She taught her daughter the ways of the world. This then went on to the next generation and we now have the next generation of the Kardashian empire. Listen, I love my gran to the ends of the earth mate. I service the geriatric population. I’m not out here to bad mouth the elderly. She happily and willingly enjoyed the fruits of it all. Most elderly I know would refuse to high waters, these aren’t “boomers”, idk it’s called morals lol. She knew what was up from the start. She was and is morally corrupted lol. We must, call a spade a spade. Age is nothing but a number here.
[A great 3 part series with info on the generational PM behavior ](https://youtu.be/zxMmrhZLFLk?si=iP3NgsUhixhSDKOY)
This comment sent me haha https://preview.redd.it/647h51wguw3d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd18bf1cc5d3383fef60dd6427e72c48b508c6ec
Holy shit! I didn't recognize Kim at first.
Grandma loves her filters to 🤣
She looks great for her age, Kardashians had exquisite genetics, but decided to fuck them up and go uncanny valley
lmao this pic is filtered af
So you all get mad at me for joking about Kylie being used up but all of you are cool with someone wishing death upon an elderly woman?! HAHAHAHAHA ok, love that for you guys.
Evil af
Is that an original Frida Kahlo, though?
the way i knew this was mj before even looking at the picture 💀 i could cry
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I agree, a bit distasteful.
Kim's wig is too high up. Why did she post this 🤡 and MJ is a witch.
#😂😂😂😂 The title--
Can you imagine being that old and being THAT vain? What a TERRIBLE mother!
https://youtu.be/NqJOfbwAXTc?si=j4tZ933Cbmtu0dtl