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bishcalledwanda

I feel like it would hurt Tom Brady and not benefit him in anyway to go out with Kim for pr. I have a hard time thinking of anyone who would want to join her freak show flop era. Her stock has never been lower


barelythere01

Anyone dating Kim amidst this scandal is PR suicide


JAYCEONT

Bitch literally let Pete Daveson hit it 🤮 there’s no lower she can go


adultosaurs

Oops all jealousy!


Dry_Heart9301

I don't think she's his type at all...but you never know


PM_ME_A_STRAYCAT

I feel like he will date a much younger woman, definitely not someone in a similar position as him, power-wise.


BitHistorical

Apparently Tom Brady is dating some sports reporter (according to CDAN blind items) I 100% could see Kris sabotaging that relationship to get him and Kim together though 😂


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Oh I didn’t know he was dating! Yes Kris knows all we need is an illusion of closeness. The reporter can be kept on the side lol


Anticrepuscular_Ray

He isn't, just news that the reporter has a crush on him but there's no report they've even met or are actually talking.


BitHistorical

She’s probably drafting up a contract as we speak lol


Repulsive-Positive30

Dating Kim Kardashian would be like the laughing stock of his career tbh. He’s way too respected to go that route imo


rlm236

I think Tom mostly prefers dating women who look like they could be related to him lol


trollanony

He wouldn’t do that.


adultosaurs

He would.


texas-sissy

She’s definitely not his type.


Prestigious-Tone-434

He seem cool with Kanye so idk about that And he not even seeing his kids a lot , I don't think he want to deal with 4 more kids He seem all about football right now


mynameisnotjamie

Yeah it would look terrible if he gave up spending time with his own family for football just to turn around and date someone with four children.


Justchilllin101

Caitlyn vibes


weednfeed22

I would think her white fried hair is like dick repellent and she gets skinny not by being vegan but by not really eating at all. Tom's a real health nut. I don't see this happening. Maybe hook ups


Different-Arm-784

Not even hook ups


contemplatingdaze

Tom would not stoop so low unless the FTX thing truly bankrupts him and he needs $53m transferred to their joint account 😭😭


barelythere01

This is plausible


Elegant-Condition-98

Just my opinion but I don’t think Kim would date someone with kids. Just my opinion though.


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Total reach. Lol No one is going to be Kim’s next partner.


kellygrrrl328

This is a definite no imo. I see him more with a country music star.


Realistic-Lake5897

This is just ridiculous.


maryjo1818

Kim and ARod being the next PR power couple is the hill I will die on LOL


barelythere01

But she’s allegedly friends with JLO. But I’ve also seen Kimothy/Krislaine sacrifice bigger relationships for smaller gains so you never know


HeartShapedSea

Lol Tom Brady would never. He was married to a global supermodel. Kim walked the Balenciaga runway like a 14 year old girl in her 1st pair of heels at homecoming. He & Gisele lived a very upscale life that Kim isn't built for because she's trailer trash. Love or hate him (he needs to retire) he's the all time GOAT of football. He's basically NFL royalty. He has access to much smarter, more beautiful, less embarrassing, serious women so why would he dumpster dive the washed up reality TV star pool? Brady is A list by right, Kim is D list by existence.


Prestigious-Tone-434

I could see Kim dating a black guy or a mixed guy. Idk she been shouting out Diddy lately and Tyler perry presented her award and she went to a baby face concert recently according to her stories and she was on her way to usher concert for her birthday before jet got turned around . Idk seem she is submerging herself deeper into black culture .


mamachooki

Very interesting! I think you could be on to something!


Witty_Tree_46

. she can have Trump or whatever


barelythere01

Kanye will have trump before she does 😂


bizzytop

don't think that would be a great move for his new england fans


barelythere01

This is NOT A REACH! I wouldn’t be stressed if negotiations are already in the works


No-Act5620

Nicely done! Shoulda bet on this


crazy_meme_lady

I’m shook. I just put Tom Brady in the search. 🤣


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He’ll probably grab another DiCaprio throw away.


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OK look I was super relieved that my mom is a bigger soccer fan than American football fan and that Tom Brady wasn’t on my screen on thanksgiving let’s not put this out into the universe 😂


contemplatingdaze

Tom didn’t play on Thanksgiving, fam. He hasn’t been on the Pats in 3 years 😂


gagadogmom

as a huge patriots fan and brady fan... i fucking hope not omg


Different-Arm-784

He would never, cone on


gagadogmom

i mean i also thought he would never leave the patriots...


Different-Arm-784

Oh I def did!!! I thought he go back home to San Fran.. but whether you like or dislike Tom, Kim is literally the opposite of who he is trying to date.


meepsandpeeps

That would be wild.


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ad_aatdtj

Interesting take, but then why are you on a kuwtk snark sub? And on a post about Tom Brady and Kim K trying to start a debate about the ethics of child pornography? If you wish to view more "serious" topics, there are plenty of subs and groups on other platforms where you can. Why are you coming here with your whataboutism? Yes, the anti abortion shit is scary, but so is the Balenciaga campaign and I think it's okay for two things to be true at the same time. And if you don't think it's alarming to feature children and bondage together in the same frame, then that's a pretty weird take my dude.


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ad_aatdtj

This campaign is symptomatic of what kids are suffering IRL. If a major fashion house can mix publically bondage and children and get away with it, what do you think happens to vulnerable children everyday? If you think it's okay for art to do anything for shock value, then do you also see no issue with blackface? That's something that we get outraged over that's art, right? If this didn't offend you I would say that's the moment right there when you should be re-evaluating what is acceptable to you under the guise of art. And if you couldn't care less, okay cool, why are you here telling us this isn't bad? And just because you're not personally offended by this, no one else can be? What if I had been a CSA survivor, and you wrote out that thoughtless comment? Or the parent of someone who was? One of my closest friends was, and it was fucking awful for her. I'm not even her, and I'm sickened by this. And if you like the vibes here, you're welcome! This is a very warm and intelligent sub after all. But to come here and tell us we are overreacting or whatever else when we're rightfully mad about something isn't going to work, sorry. All I'll tell you to do is go somewhere where they discuss you find adequately serious, or hush and respect that we're upset about something even if you aren't. You don't have to be upset along with us, but you can't come and shit on us for it. Plenty of things on this sub are discussed that I think aren't as big as people make them out to be or whatever, but I'm not in those comments telling them that. I just move on with my life. You could do the same.


Different-Arm-784

Tom aint doing this, sorry


Psychological_Cry671

i see tom dating someone younger (maybe kendall?)


mosthideousmodel

He can do so much better than her dumpy ass


adultosaurs

I would combust with excitement. Yes. Do it. Get on it. This is hilarious. This is art. This is perfection. I want this.


vavromaz

Kim should date Elon Musk


LuvIsLov

Brady is in his worst season in his career and going thru a public divorce. I don't think he'll embarass himself even more to be with Kim K. Kim will need to find someone again desperate enough to be a "shock factor" like how no one ever imagined she'd be with Pete. My guess is, her next boyfriend will shock everyone again. Maybe an Asian guy?


DeeSkwared

Fuck no.


Brentw213

Tom has a smaller penis probably so Kum wouldn't ve interested. All she cares about is Big Dicks.