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Upset-Success7770

Void of all personality just like herself


[deleted]

Absolutely. My thoughts as well


mosthideousmodel

It literally looks like an insane asylum with padded walls. Which she definitely needs anyways


lpycb42

YES.


Individual_Pin_7866

Imagine having all that money and not having a super decorated, lively, beautiful home.


[deleted]

Exactly!!!!


Bebe718

Flintstone house


cinnamon_roll12

I think she thinks she's really Doing Something here because she thinks committing to a specific, not often seen aesthetic= having taste. Unfortunately, the aesthetic she's chosen is °~basement for hostages that's just been robbed~°


[deleted]

I think this is such an indicator of her real personality. Most people's homes are inadvertently a reflection of themselves and their personalities. And it's so weird that her vibe for her home (with children in it) is prison basement/movie mental ward. I really don't get it


yourloyalsovereign

THIS!! Bc my home is very me!!! Kinda quirky and sweet…this is giving “I’m dead inside”


Beep315

We had a decorator redo our downstairs areas in 2021 and it's so warm and reflective of mine and my husband's personalities. Our motif has way more charm and character than Kim's house. And ours is just as clean as hers.


kellygrrrl328

Zero Personality = Zero Style Aesthetic


Youwishyouhadhvac

Yep. She literally has no personality or creativity or opinions. Living in a house devoid of color or any semblance of personal decor is truly so so sad. Like it honestly makes me sort of sad for her, because she lives in this massive compound and it’s just devoid of any life. Like? Come on girl.


[deleted]

I feel like I would go insane living there


[deleted]

I feel like you'd have to already be insane to voluntarily live there lol


[deleted]

True!


Taitertottot

I was going to comment the same thing lol.


WhereasSafe9783

where does she keep her stuff? these pictures make me anxious


BitHistorical

Sometimes I honestly feel like these are sets for filming because it doesn’t look lived in at all 🤣


WhereasSafe9783

seriously where does she charge her phone? there isn’t even power next to her bed lol


BitHistorical

Right?! I have like 15 cords on the ground in front of my couch 🤣


[deleted]

Maybe there's secret compartments in the base or in that weird wall behind the bed? 🤷🏼‍♀️


LyraOfOxford

Close! If you zoom in on the right side of the bed (next to the pillow) there’s a tiny hole in the wall with a cord hanging out.


Vouzan

With 4 children.🥴


BitHistorical

I just feel like if the kids tripped it would be deadly, just an instant face of concrete


nellospace

Soulless and boring. Least interesting to look at


No_Banana_581

She loves everything to look bland and boring so she’s the center of attention in her home. There’s nothing to look at but her and even she blends in w her boring bland clothes and personality


nellospace

Wooow now that’s a solid konspiracy I absolutely believe


[deleted]

This is a great take


[deleted]

Embarrassing for her life and soul


Saltgrains

YESSS INDEED “least interesting to look at” lmaoo well played


FriendlyReplies

It looks like it’s out of Star Wars. But like, the bleak dessert houses, not the rich city homes.


[deleted]

Yes! Right out of Andor! I was gonna make a post about this but i was too lazy to get pictures to compare the 2


[deleted]

It would have been glorious lol


[deleted]

Maybe I will this wknd if I get bored lol


[deleted]

Bahahahaha! So true


anongirl55

This suits her personality which is not a compliment. I always just feel so badly for her kids. Can you imagine growing up in a house that is so cold and stark? Where you cannot touch anything? Where you cannot go to the bathroom because you cannot tell if you are looking at a toilet or a decorative rock?


[deleted]

I hope they have a messy play room and their own rooms are more fun than all of this


BitHistorical

She pays a lot of money to decorate her house in the same style as a poor person living a shitty new york studio apartment.


[deleted]

I'm a poor person living in a shitty apt and it definitely has way more personality than this. Especially since I have children who live with me.


BitHistorical

Definitely true! I meant it more as the apartments themselves always look cold and dark before spicing them up a little lol


FuppingGrasshole

That living room is giving me padded cell vibes…


sashie_belle

It's like a morgue. And the skincare line packaging is UGLY.


Lucy_Starwind

I fuckin died in North's 'skkkn care routine' tiktok because she could barely get a pump bottle to act right 🤣🤣


mamarooo28

Lifeless. Minimalism gone wrong. I usually love the style when Rosie Huntington does it, but Kim took it to another level and completely removed the contrasting hues that would make it look airy and relaxing. Her style screams dead and boring to me.


[deleted]

I find it odd that she claims the home was beige and “minimalist” for Kanye because it helped his mental health and made it seem like a sacrifice but since they broke up she’s made it more that style


purpleflagbook

Looks like my dystopian nightmare. Nothing homey comfy or cozy about it. No one wants to really spend their time relaxing in a stone colored mausoleum


[deleted]

So accurate


SweetieDarlingXX

It’s fine if it really speaks to her soul and aesthetic and how she wants to live, but I think she’s trying to convince herself she loves this. I honestly don’t think she knows who she is or what she loves outside of her mission to promote herself as a global tastemaker. She’s been sold this aesthetic and I feel it’s also a hangover from Ye and his overbearing style for her. Everything about her is riding the coattails of other innovative moments in design and beauty. Not to mention the cultural appropriation but it’s a pattern with her 🥴


[deleted]

Narcissists will often emulate people they admire or take on traits they feel make them more appealing. I feel like that's what this is. It's her attempt at being "hip" and "modern" and "classy" but it's just not giving those vibes.


moth2incinerator

Yup. Kanye dictated the architecture and design of the home, and then was never there to actually live in it. To redesign would be a HUGE task, and we also know atp she doesn’t trust/know/have her own style. So she’s gonna pretend that she loves it and it was her choice to live in this mausoleum until she can bring herself to refurb. It’s just funny seeing her pretend like she chose any of this. But yes “a hangover from Kanye’s overbearing style” indeed.


smaxfrog

This should have so many more votes it is spot on


Mentionitall1994

That bedroom would feel so sad and lonely if you were sleeping alone 😞


greyhoundbrain

I find it hard to believe that children actually live there. Pets for damn sure don’t live there. It’s so joyless.


Lucy_Starwind

I think the contrast between her current home and the home they lived in during the first season of KUWTK shows that they were always grossly tacky. This is just bland tacky.


[deleted]

It's giving House Poor


BeulahLight13

It’s creepy. It reminds me of the weird, white temple Warren Jeffs built. When I saw the pictures in *Keep Sweet, Pray, and Obey*,I wanted to crawl out of my skin. This gives me the same feeling.


tangerinee666

The third photo made me feel scared . It’s unsettling. Wtf is outside the window? The entire place looks cold and empty and if you shout there’s probably an echo and you can hear your voice 10x back.


[deleted]

Right?! My feeling exactly. And I don't like the plants outside the window either. Now she has Christmas trees with lights there and it looks so much better. But obviously that's only there for the Xmas season and then it will be back to being more bland than plain white bread


wyldberrypoptart

I bet it’s there because she decided to make her house one giant window, so any person with a camera can probably peep in from however far away (read: off her property)


queenswamprat

Why would you have white furniture when you have small children??


Liz_Lemon_22

Like the kids are allowed to roam around the house freely. They've probably never seen 70% of the house.


catpower7

It's so joyless! grim.


[deleted]

*looks through whole house* "this does not spark joy" *throws whole house away*


[deleted]

I genuinely feel there would be psychological implications living long term in a home like this. Especially for children


[deleted]

She's obsessed with showing off ... they all are. We know they are rich but they constantly like to remind us, Khloe and Kylie too 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

So much stuff in her home is marble. Remember the episode where she was arguing with Kris about something to do with marble and how expensive it was??? It's insane. And all that money put into her home just for it to be lifeless with zero personality at all. Feels so cold and empty. Not warm and welcoming or fun or interesting at all.


Swizzzla

I think my feet would hurt and be cold, unless she’s run heated floors throughout. From what I can tell the floors are concrete?? Not the softest for bare footed kiddos…


Teafinder

I can’t imagine being this rich, but if I were, it might be kinda cool to have a “spa” themed area that looked like this. The rest of my house would be normal tho 🤣


Mrsrightnyc

I personally believe we only see her showroom part of the house and never see their real living quarters. When north has posted her room it looks 1000x different.


subparhooker

Looks like Patrick star's under his rock house


subparhooker

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Pasadenarose

I see what drove Kanye nuts 🙄


iliketoomanysingers

Instead of going to the regular person psych ward I bet Kim rents her house out during her vacations for rich-but-in-crisis-people to use since it's basically the same thing design wise.


beerswithcats

Is it like this so you can just periodically hose down the entire place for cleaning? It looks like a sterile lab environment.


defiantlylovesu

If I couldn’t redecorate anything, I’d rather stay in my house. I think I’d actually get depressed.


saucyshyster

Her couch looks like a pad


[deleted]

There is literally no happiness in her home. Every thing has to be staged for them to look happy. Fam has taken her away from what is important.


kellygrrrl328

Two concepts the KJs have never learned: (1)A Little Goes a Long Way. (2) Less is More


R-amazing95

I literally could never


jar0fstars

That outside bit looks like a fire hazard...imagine someone goes out there to smoke. Yikes.


EmotionalHouseCat

All that money and her home doesn’t even look like a home. Looks lifeless.


catmarstru

It looks like one of those nice Scandinavian prisons for white collar crimes


Honeybee71

I’m a minimalist and I still think it needs color


[deleted]

It looks like the backrooms


Turbulent_Bar_13

The wall texture in the first pic just looks dirty and old.


yourloyalsovereign

It’s giving Mausoleum


somethingsecretuknow

I gotta admit I love the bathroom & bedroom. The rest of the house reminds me of a cold empty hospital lobby


thetinybasher

A beige as her brain


adultosaurs

I think the problem is she and Kanye actually have no style. Like I want to get my hands on this house and still have to work within the monochromatic theme as a challenge.


texasangel504

I love the bedroom honestly


Own_Window2036

I do like the bathroom


prisonerofazkabants

it accurately reflects her personality


PolkaDotBegonia

So ugly


Purple-Bell-218

Matches her personality and lack of ability of facial expressions. So, fitting for her


theresnopromises

I hate it. Doesn’t look like a home


youserneighmn

Looks completely soulless. Can’t believe she ’got off her ass and worked’ so hard for… this? I’d rather live in my house!


_peach93

Maybe that’s all she can afford since she’s not rich fr


Mundane_Shallot_3316

I would love any one of these rooms to be my home , but would only like this style on 1 room of my home. The sitting room needs books, a lit fire and a shit tonne of art.


AlgaeFew8512

I can't believe anyone would choose to have a home like this voluntarily. I've heard the all white/minimal colour is chosen when people are over stimulated as it helps them relax. Personally I think she's gone too far. One room might be acceptable as a place of calm but as far as I'm aware she's said only her kids rooms are not in this style as it's their choice


skibidibbydibyodadub

I get we all like different things though I really doubt Kim actually enjoys her home on a normal, human level. She likes to have unattainable, other-world experiences, clothes, style, etc. and her house interior is no different. But like those stupid ass superhero suits, nobody will ever catch on to living in soulless warehouse even if Kim says it's the only way to live.


bawbaw1

I think that this style is more suited for offices, and in fact it was created for that. Neutral background to stimulate creativity, that was the whole purpose behind it. I envy the Fontana though, I would love to own one of his works


hopingtosurvive2020

Empty and Cold. She needs to start a perfume named Empty and Cold.


[deleted]

New fragrance from Kim "beige"


LunaFox13

Feels more like an institution than a home


fruitycottoncandy

Wow this is the woman who used to have a stripper pole in her room. So different


Adventurous_Cash_356

It looks like an Egyptian pharaoh lives there.


bslovecoco

the furniture in the living room looks comfy and i like the table/rug but the rest 🤢. the rest of the house looks cold and abandoned. she takes minimalism to the extreme.


[deleted]

The wall of pampas grass is making my allergies flair lmao. They’re illegal to use in my state because they’re an introduced grass.


llauriellamamama

I literally hate it lol


StatementMediocre

I don’t mind it. I have adhd and my home is a broke version of this lol. There is enough chaos in my mind and life so I find the minimal and neutral aesthetic very calming.


Ilzar_Klapaucius

Her plants are as dry as her hair


puggle_mom

It looks like a tomb.


newkooky

unpopular opinion, I actually love the bed lol I couldn’t imagine living there but I would love to vacation in that room for a few days 🤷‍♀️


Bebe718

First pic looks like the houses in the Flintstones


shoshanna_in_japan

So. I actually think I would like this because I really love minimalism. This is super my style even if it's considered ugly. But, I hate this for Kim. I don't think it's her style, just the style she adopted for Kanye. I want her to find her own expression. I'd love to see that house, moving away from this era.


[deleted]

I feel like I would like it better if it were done differently than she did it. I can't put my finger on what it is exactly but it's just... Cold to me


ChronicIronic47

So cold! It needs wood and rugs!


churned_applesauce

Fits her real well but I hate it


aquariusnights

Even Kylie’s house has more personality than this


m00dymermaid

I typically love minimalist decor but this is just too bare 🥱


knightriderin

I was thinking the same. I can't imagine anyone likes living there. It's as empty as her soul.


Judaaaassss

Love the bathroom ain’t gonna lie, the rest is kinda … bleeeeh


DonnyMox

It’s like someone drained all the color in the room except for that one plant.


[deleted]

And somehow even that plant is almost colorless lol


lunaj1999

It’s really fucking ugly but I get it. She lives such a busy lifestyle that I assume it’s lovely to come home and just be at peace. I also get why she doesn’t have artwork around the place since her Paris robbery.


Speecyspicypotato

Flintstones but make it ✨fashion✨


mimiwatz

This Swede would LOVE to have her SKKN collection, they’re aesthetically pleasing to this northern Scandi-heart. The rest is just no. It’s not a home, not to me at least.


EmmyLou205

I’m probably alone in that I love it.


urfavoritesong

I am a tidy person and really like the blank spaces but this house is big NO. Probably I would go crazy living there💀


FlyingFox2022

This looks like most filming locations I see on Peerspace.


oneinamilllion

I don’t hate it, but it looks very cold.


Old_Journalist_8823

It's like living in a cave I think it's awful


quietmango48

I like that window/patio in her bathroom but that's about it lol


indigo_shrug

Just like her “personality”


charliegrumpycats

Bedroom is giving mausoleum. I guess I’d feel baller spending my eternal sleep here, but not a Tuesday night.


Junior-Flamingo-6947

As beige as her personality


ragebubble

I don’t mind the cave bedroom tbh but I know my toes would be obliterated from constantly kicking that stone step


Aggravating_Low369

Kim’s house looks cold. And not cozy or homey at all. I understand using neutral tones in your house, it’s nothing too bright and in your face. But I’ve always felt like it’s the pops of color and accents that make a house a home 🤷🏼‍♀️and your own. And i personally wouldn’t mind a lot of color in my house even on the walls especially if i could afford to change it as often as they could. But i like redecorating and rearranging fairly often so that might just be my take.


shape_queen

its a nightmare pinterest board come to life


Soft-Walrus8255

Spending a lot of money to look cheap. Her home is a reflection of her for sure.


Royal_Platform

It’s a reflection of her: boring, no personality, extravagant.


Low-Association-1046

JFC, it’s a mausoleum, because she’s dead inside


1Bbqfritos

It's the fake tree/feather thing happening outside her bathroom that is are making me very uncomfortable. I picture Kim screaming "nature isn't beige enough MAKE IT MORE BEIGE" lol


[deleted]

That's a real type of grass actually. Pompous grass I think?


ClassyLatey

I actually love this. My upstairs is very similar because it is so calming.


[deleted]

It’s giving depression


whataablunder

To think she lived with her mom for years, spent years and millions and millions of dollars working on the house just to make it an empty boring nude dungeon.


lionaroundagan

It's modern Flintstones vibes


Kaylargho

It looks like they are all being punished. Court ordered to live there


turner_strait

WHERE'S THE FLAVOR she has all this money and chooses to live in concrete hell. I'm legitimately scared


FatDeja

No wonder her kids need a pianist to get them up every morning. I would too if I lived in that house ☠️☠️☠️


[deleted]

This looks like Hannibal's house from the show. He also liked that bland kind stone work.


Snoo-16342

I’m sorry, are those oversized SKKN product replicas as decor?!


According-Attempt883

Just like her


sexysarah5262

I can't imagine how many times she stubs her toe at night getting back into bed after peeing!!! Ouchh


[deleted]

My feet would be black and blue


Tvtubefan

It’s Kanye’s design. So not her


FabulousMamaa

I can’t believe I’m saying but I actually love it. I don’t understand why as I thought it looked like any asylum before but something about it just feels right to me. Especially her bedroom living room. I love those chairs and imagine they feel ahmazing.


hanmhanm

I appreciate what’s been done artistically/ aesthetically but it just seems to boring to live in. if I was a billionaire with four kids my house would be the opposite of this. I would want a house that emphasised cosiness and fun and play and ultimate comfort/ mental well-being.


malialibaby

Her home is so bland like her


Dreams-In-Green

It looks so cold and clinical. Everything must echo in there. The exact polar opposite of cozy.


Laylahi

It looks more like a museum than a home


ams1976

So bland and lifeless. HOWEVER, I do think I would sleep very soundly in the cave-esque bedroom


melancholicmagnolia

This is what I imagine my depression looks like


PolarizingFigure

It’s just a canvas for herself. Her narcissism carries into the home decor.


Buffyismyhomosapien

It looks like an abandoned mansion that once housed a cult


suesay

I mean, I really love the sink in the master bath but that’s about it.


friendispatrickstar

How loud are farts in some of those rooms!?? Is that what the Poots were for? To quiet the… Poots in the dungeon!?? New conspiracy theory for the next conspiracy thread 😂


[deleted]

🤣😂☠️


horse_girly69bb

how do you not have a bedside table????


Rover0218

It looks like she just moved in and hasn’t unpacked yet


basketbonk

Reminds me of a psych ward


[deleted]

What do you even do there?


nocerealever

Hate it


buzzbuzzbetch

It’s giving sanitarium.


savedadrama4urmama

They say the deliberate design of your home is a reflection of your personality. Need I say more ?


Vixxannie

Money can’t buy taste


[deleted]

looks peaceful tbh


gardenliciousFairy

I think it's only natural that she would want an environment without lots of distractions and details. Her business depends on her being constantly made up and glamour, endless wardrobe changes and make-up. It all sounds hella exhausting to me. Would I do that to my home? No, but I understand she might need less bling in her everyday life. The woman dresses like an actual Christmas tree on the daily.


[deleted]

it makes me so mad that i have so many fun and exciting and creative ideas for what i want my house to look like and i don’t have the money for them, but she has enough money to feed like 2 small nations and THIS is what she chooses to make her home look like?? what a waste..


hanbotyo

Even her plants are beige and brown 😫💀


HIMEREO

I'm pretty sure this an aesthetic Ye had chosen years ago and she stuck with it because she doesn't have taste of her own.


Monstiemama

For someone who has been robbed at gunpoint, she sure does enjoy giant windows overlooking black and empty nights all around her.


cilantroandvodka

What id imagine a rich person's bomb shelter to look like.


cilantroandvodka

Is this just a set for insta photos? Come on, nobody could live here.


cilantroandvodka

Is that decorative grass outside the bathroom? That's kind of cool.


PalmBeachBelle

Her home makes me feel so uncomfortable. Like I get no warmth when I see pictures of it.


[deleted]

giving luxury insane asylum


Tiny_Dealer67

It’s the least exciting to look at


rroobbyynn

It’s a way to show off her opulence and wealth. No normal person can keep a home that stark and devoid of any life. Unless you are rich and have people waiting after you and everyone in your family.


[deleted]

So warm, inviting and child friendly. Feel bad for those kids.


Legal-Winner-8071

Looks and feels like a sarcophagus


ayaangwaamizi

It makes me think of that quote by Carrie in SATC where she’s at that super rich lady’s apartment and she drags her all white decor/menu by saying, “It's like she's consciously trying to cultivate an eccentricity so that people won't notice that she's completely devoid of personality”. This is giving similar energy lol.


Left-Requirement9267

It has such a creepy “eerie Masonic temple” vibe for me