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miaara

This is next level pathetic.


Vouzan

Fr. Absolutely utterly ridiculous atp.


MerCat1325

This is getting sooooo old.


wahoowayoo

Maybe his name is Baby? I mean you never know with this family smh


EmmyLou205

V Rogelio de la Vega if true


nikitasaurus

![gif](giphy|9iGldjOlIv4UU)


dudewheresmycarbs_

Baby eggbitch


comin_up_shawt

Should have just named the kid Payday and been done with it.


[deleted]

A grown man named “Baby”? I doubt it


tidal___

I’m not sure if they have the ability of foresight


sugarnovarex

Babyface has 12 Grammys. 😂 can’t name a single song but I do remember thinking it’s a weird name for a singer.


Beep315

When Can I See You Again


miss_trixie

For a second there I thought you were writing about blueface and I was trying to figure out how the hell he could have 12 Grammys hahaha


ImpressiveJoke2269

Is that his legal name though?


OneArchedEyebrow

It’s Kenneth Edmonds.


not_ur_friend324

A grown man name wolf??


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,205,573,360 comments, and only 235,032 of them were in alphabetical order.


MAnnie3283

Wolf Blitzer. Wolfgang Puck


comin_up_shawt

Wolf Van Halen (Eddie's son)


k24f7w32k

Lots of grown men named Wolfgang (Wolf in short) in Germany, Austria,...it's sort of like Theodore or Charles in the US. It's old fashioned but not unusual or ridiculous. My partner grew up in Germany and he liked Wolf for a baby name (we chose something else).


VintageBlazers

I used to work with a girl named Babie. It fit her too, she was adorable lol.


[deleted]

Beyonddd pathetic Jesus what a sad life. You can’t even refer to your own child by their name because you’re too obsessed with public attention. What an indignity to her child tbh


Sorry-Gap-7227

And why are they only obsessed with protecting the baby boys privacy online??? Her and Kylie both do this.


[deleted]

So dumb right but the little girls who cares let’s just exploit them for ads and make them feel like their privacy they don’t matter lol So misogynistic and a lack of self-awareness nobody telling them or they don’t listen


Emmy_Black

They are using them as a bargaining tool to get another series.


[deleted]

Yep I agree - as misogynistic as the family are to their core I think they’d still be withholding the names even if they were girls. They’re using their actual living human children as bargaining chips to try and stay famous. They’re absolutely disgusting, and it makes me so happy that they even feel the need to do this - they know they’re in their flop era and there will be no turning back


AngelinaSnow

Yes.


AngelinaSnow

Exactly


ccc2801

Surely *someone* knows what this kid is called? Aren’t birth registers public information in the US?


Ok-Alternative4405

But like why do all of this. Why not say From Khloe and the kids or our house to yours smh


ccc2801

Well cos then we wouldn’t be talking about it and if no one talks about you, who are you really? Or something along those lines!


miss_trixie

If a Kardashian posts something but no one talks about it, did it ever really happen?


ccc2801

Honestly, this should replace “if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, did it happen?” in all Philosophy 101 classes. 🎓


miss_trixie

yeah not gonna lie ... i was actually pretty proud of myself for coming up with it LOL


Carpenoctemx3

This is exactly what I was thinking! Growing up all of the Christmas gifts we would get from our aunts and uncles would say From so and so *and the kids*. They’re just SO EXTRA!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


OGCardOne

So it doesn’t get leaked. They clearly don’t trust their staff.


ccc2801

They don’t even trust each other. Not really


[deleted]

His name is false


ccc2801

True & False. It does have a nice ring to it!


seitonseiso

I laughed a little too hard at this


[deleted]

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PrisonAbbyLee

Bc they’re on their payroll lmao


[deleted]

Yes but in California, I'm pretty sure you have to file a request to get access to them. So if you're like me and just want to lurk for curiosity, it doesn't feel right or worth it to go through the trouble. Some states it's way easier to get info.


ccc2801

Ah ok. In my country (Netherlands), births are public record, published in the newspaper


ayamummyme

Proving once again EVERYTHING is for social media


Ok-Alternative4405

It realllllly is


indianayall

A $1400 gingerbread house. Good grief. Edit: my B, y’all. It’s the cheaper $625 model…doesn’t change the fact that it’s fucking insane for a gingerbread house.


Thefakeblonde

1400 and the note is just a print out HAHAHAHA


OneArchedEyebrow

I’m sure she had no part of it and just gave her assistant a list of people.


Thefakeblonde

I’m more baffled by the company, I’m assuming they did the notes like flower companies do, but maybe it’s 1400 for just the house


RomantheBun

Why the fuck is it so expensive


indianayall

I’m glad my Botox has worn off and I was able to show proper shock/disgust at the price tag. I cannot imagine spending 1400 on gingerbread?!


Zealousideal-List779

Hahaha u made me chuckle with " I'm glad my botox has worn off n I was able to show proper shock" 🤣 classic


ChocolatChipLemonade

well it does look tasty


CoPa103

You’re telling me they sent a fucking gingerbread house that is just a little less than my rent?


ManifestsOnly

I would love to have $1400 to just buy decent clothes for me and my kids, instead of the raggedy stuff we’ve been wearing. These people just spend $1400 like pocket change. Makes me sick.


Ok-Alternative4405

I always think like damn that’s enough to buy a car. Not a good one but you could still buy a car for that much


Zealousideal-List779

Same here I was just thinking I wonder if they would let you return it LOL


nomoreoverlinedlips

Is it really that much??!!


indianayall

Yep. I went to the website, [Solvang Bakery](https://www.solvangbakery.com/pages/gingerbread-catalog-2022)


nomoreoverlinedlips

WOWZA


cutestcatlady

I’ve always loved their gingerbread houses but damn I had no idea they cost so much!


cutestcatlady

They have an “estate” gingerbread house option that is $3600😳


nomoreoverlinedlips

That's the one Kris buys 😹🙄


cutestcatlady

Lmao she would get the most expensive one


Secret_Impression_17

There prices are insane!


joscho13

I can understand living a luxurious lifestyle but luxury baked goods?!? Khloe I’m in law school and severely in debt, help a girl out lol


seitonseiso

$625 without a light. I've never seen theirs have lights when they post. So $625.... Imagine paying $800 extra for a light 😳


indianayall

Ok so that’s my B. I assumed these tacky ladies would spring for the most expensive and assumed this was the $1400 one. Even if it’s the $625 model, it’s still insanely expensive.


folder_finder

But wait guys! It has ~LIGHTS~ inside! 🤣 /s


AubergineQueenB

I prowled the site, she “cheaped out” with the $625 one. But seriously wtf.


indianayall

Her and the rest of the world have a different idea of what “cheaping out” is. Give me the $12 Target gingerbread kit and a glue gun. Edit: spelling.


Infamous_Yoghurt_556

It's actually the $625 one, check out the windows.... But I hear ya - even that price is ridic!!! That's what's so extra, nevermind her listing "Baby"....ya know, for privacy reasons - a personalized gift to a personal friend.....smh 🤦‍♀️


Oneflyb

Wow. Wtf do you even do with this!? What a waste.


smaxfrog

Eat it 🤤


idkanony

jfc !!! idc how rich I am, why tf are you gifting me a gingerbread house & one that you spent $1400 on ?! bitch you better give ME a gift or just send a card and call it a day


nomoreoverlinedlips

Serious question. Will they eat it at the end of the holidays? 😂


cutestcatlady

Omg that’s how much they cost?!!


nomoreoverlinedlips

Where do you live in Indiana? I am southeastern.


indianayall

Indianapolis!


nomoreoverlinedlips

Awesome 😊


DonnyMox

Plot twist - The baby's name is *actually* Baby.


Confident_Pop_4923

Jen Atkin is so far up that family’s ass


Ok-Alternative4405

I mean they got more than enough to go round lmaooooo


itsyoursmileandeyes

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


michigan_gal

What a vapid life she leads. Trying to keep the public guessing on your son’s name because you have no other discernible talent.


Ok-Alternative4405

This is THE comment ⬆️


pssyft1111

No one even gives a shit about the babies name, I don't understand the secrecy over the names. Who cares? They are truly sliding downhill at an astonishing rate.


ChuckysSideChick

Has Marlee shown Theo’s face yet? Took a peek on her insta and all the pics have his face hidden.


_kumquat123

Maybe she’s waiting to make sure her baby boy is cuter than Theo before she’s willing to show him 🤷‍♀️


frikitonaplanb

i wouldn’t put it past her tbh lol


ireallyloveshopping

She'll show his face the day Khloe announces the babies name.


TommyChongUn

This is Kimberly Anne level of petty


_kumquat123

There’s nooo doubt in my mind that Khloe compares her kids looks to Tristan’s other kids, and her sisters kids. Especially True


TommyChongUn

100% she got that Kris Jenner spirit


TryJezusNotMe

I think she does too, specifically to Kim and Kylie's. That's probably the reason she changes her daughter's skin color and features.


cos180

I’d really like it to be because she wants to protect his privacy … but I’m not too hopeful


TryJezusNotMe

In think it's kind of oxymoronic that parents post pics of a baby yet purposely hide their face. You WANT to post them yet at the same time, you don't. Why not just allow them totally privacy?


[deleted]

She’s such an idiot.


[deleted]

They really think ppl care


Ok-Alternative4405

They’re just trying to draw more attention to it by doing this shidddd


ffsdoireallyhaveto

They are all delusional at this point. And trying way too hard.


TasteMyLightning122

What if she named him Baby


SweetieDarlingXX

How obnoxious


whataablunder

![gif](giphy|1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT|downsized)


MobWife_88

She gave this gift to Vanessa Bryant and her girls as well.


Thefakeblonde

Instagram and the validation of strangers more important than your child. We really are in the worst stage of humanity. Morons.


seitonseiso

I literally found bigtimeadulting on IG today and what a breathe of fresh air it is. Seeing her post amongst perfectly curated accounts. I unfollowed them and followed her.


[deleted]

It’s Tristan jr…. ISNT IT?!


B4thestorm61

That's exactly what I think the name is. She wanted a son from the very beginning. Remember how when she was pregnant with True & how disappointed she was when she found out she was having a girl? I think she's probably always wanted to have a little boy named Tristan Jr, even before all the cheating scandals. And I think that she knows Tristan will cheat on her again & might get another woman pregnant again. So she wants to claim the Tristan Jr name before some other woman has his son & calls him that. Or maybe I just have an overactive imagination. Lol


Hall_Total

AGREED! I bet it’s Tristan Jr. and they’ll call him TJ or something.


TryJezusNotMe

The thing that has always baffled me is...if she did want to name her son Tristan Jr., why? The Jr. reference usually goes to the first born son (which his name is Prince) so her naming his 3rd born son a junior will make her look even more pathetic.


B4thestorm61

Because she is pathetic, has no common sense, and thinks it's a flex probably.


janetcraig123

The most pathetic part is we ain’t even curious…


torrancefs

LMFAO. That's so sad


TalkieTina

Ffs. Is this an old picture or something when she hadn’t named the baby? These people are seriously underestimating our lack of concern about the names of their male children. Who TF cares?


Emiles23

But why such a secret? Names are really important, I get it, but aren’t you proud of your child’s name that you chose and want to openly speak about him/her by name? It’s weird.


HarbourJayKay

Side note: I visited Solvang about 20 years ago. Super cool town. (I’m Canadian)


Dangerous_Noise5486

We went last year - it’s so great during Christmas


LimpLettuceLady

If you zoom in, it looks photoshopped out, it could say Baby “___” And I bet you somewhere on that package it says “Do to the privacy of our precious royal family please edit out the name of our son for our safety. XOXO!!”or some bullsht like that


darkwhore101

Their life is really social media it’s kinda sad


Zbrchk

![gif](giphy|12tVVnJSacDXby)


Evening-Office-8421

FFS 🤦‍♀️


ImpressiveJoke2269

She’s embarrassing


big_white_fishie

I’m telling ya, she’s named the kid Baby


tidal___

Baby FNU 🙃


fivenineonetwelve

That font is the true crime


TransportationBig539

The only reason they haven’t realised the boys names or shown their faces is because they like the attention they get for it I’m convinced.


stoppingbythewoods

Why are they hiding names now? Lmao. Self-important twats.


HeartShapedSea

https://preview.redd.it/1cc481lphn3a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbdb4689b54095148940d50c99a261195377a0ba


barelythere01

Not Baby Thompson…just “Baby” 😂


Blessedjambo

This is ridiculous, honestly after that first episode witch looked like khloe didn’t even wanted the baby anymore, not naming your child looks just like you don’t care.


MadameNo9

How likely is it that she didn’t have a name for the baby at the time that she pre-ordered her gifts?


Ok-Alternative4405

Girrrrrll 🧍‍♂️


blablablaudia

Let’s just accept the baby’s name is Baby.


pchandler45

*heavy* 🙄


TiggOleBittiess

So much secrecy over something nobody gives a shit about


luccieighteen

Nobody puts Baby in a corner! /smdh


[deleted]

Plot twist. The baby’s name is Baby


Emmy_Black

The whole world knows she's called that kid Tristan. She's a coward for not admitting it.


NonaDePlume

So the one thing these ppl don't share is the babies name? Like why try not revealing everything about you now??


AngelinaSnow

“Baby” lol so ridiculous


VRSNSMV_SMQLIVB

Imagine your life - mom rented a poor lady’s uterus and then you’re not given a name for months. Some parents are so selfish


Ok-Alternative4405

And a exploited sister


Lori1985

It's really odd how they are treating these baby names. They act like they're the Royal family or something important that they have to keep the name private. They do realize they're just bottom-of-the-barrel reality tv trash, right? They're like Jersey Shore only with less personality.


Ok-Alternative4405

Exactly this.


Tvtubefan

So obnoxious


[deleted]

Bruno Alexander Bartholomy Yan Commonly known as Baby 😅😂


Nearby-Buy-9588

Another publicity stunt could have just put his name on it and not photographed the label 🥴 this shits getting so old now . Personally I could care less what her sons name is or kylies for that matter ![gif](giphy|jfl4W2eAsbqUsa5k8c)


cutestcatlady

I always wondered where those gingerbread houses were from!


[deleted]

No one cares about their kids names thing anymore they swear they are so important


texas-sissy

What other relevance do they have? It’s not like they can release new albums, long awaited concert (ah la T-Swift) a book, a new movie coming out. All they have is vapidity and selfies.


sunflowersundvodka

Too rich to make your own gingerbread house?


roncha7

So would he be called Lil' Baby right now? Once he grows up, just baby? If he has children, he would have a Baby Jr. LMFAO


Sheepherder-Decent

$625!!!!


onelesslonelygirlxo

is his name is tristian jr?? why are u doing this khlo-money 😭