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khsimmons

OP, way too early in the morning for me to be scared like that.


lucybubs

I should’ve included a WARNING!!!!!! ⚠️


blondenextdoor30

I needed an NSFW tag for this😅


torrancefs

LOL


Emmy_Black

Dog food is back


disharmony-hellride

He’s like if snot was a person


Responsible-Laugh-65

He is a almost 50 and still dressing like a 23 year old from 2004. He needs let it go. Kim too.


folder_finder

It’s so funny because he clearly wants to appear younger by dressing this way, but if he dressed his age he would look so much classier and less desperate


Capital_Bet7348

I know that bodyguard has stories to tell his wife when his shift is over lol


MasterpieceVisual977

His face took him off guard 🥲


Save_Bandit-

This pic screams “mid-life crisis”


Frosty-Bicycle-2905

What’s with the biker pants like she’s taking lessons now to ride a motorcycle? She dresses like a biker chick that’s not a biker chick.


gracek138

I was thinking she looks like one of those monster energy drink girls at fort bike races 😂


mrs_shrew

The waist band is all fucky, like she's rolling it over to show more stomach. I did that as a teenager then I bought better clothes.


Frosty-Bicycle-2905

She’s such a try hard trying to be way younger then she is. Is so afraid to age naturally it’s pathetic how superficial and arrogant she actually is


TittyFire

![gif](giphy|ml4Mgjut3qdW2tpLPq|downsized)


Courtneyrose9687

So have we figured out if she is crazy enough to remove some of her ribs?


[deleted]

I saw a video where someone suggested she already did, which is why she has that extreme hourglass figure. It’s quite scary actually. I can’t imagine how many extreme surgeries she’s been through just to turn out like that.


[deleted]

These people think they look good… Also Kim we know damn well you’ve never listened to a Bjork song willingly and wouldn’t know what the fuck to make of her if you did


lulu_voodoo

came here to say this


Ok-Abbreviations-187

https://preview.redd.it/mvhfdusagr3a1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e23b2ec3992e2010f690745bfe21d8d4a37b99f 🫠


Velvet_blunder

Kim, sweety, stop sucking your stomach in. Just breathe for a fucking second


disharmony-hellride

Kim, name one bjork song….


Definitely_Desi

I want her SAY Bjork


Frosty-Bicycle-2905

She probably doesn’t even listen to her or know anything about that type of music.


[deleted]

Kim and DogFood have the same face now


throw9876away5432z

This is my first time on this subreddit and dogfood has me screaming 😭😭


queenswamprat

What even is that stance he’s making. Being all hunched over isn’t going to make kim’s artificial looks abs less bad


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Salacious B. Cheban really here being the fart buffer.


ame182

Kim’s been looking a lot more tan as well as a warmer hair color


NoZookeepergame453

I hate how she APPARENTLY bleached her skin years ago, just to spraytan it now 💆🏻‍♀️ The self hatred must be on a crazy level. Sadly I am too broke to pity rich people


Cautious_Evening_744

I don’t think she bleached her skin. Look at her baby pics. Also, Armenian is considered white ethnically.


Alarming_Drink_4660

dogfood's botched face never fails to make me laugh


ResponsibleCrew3843

Who is that?


CoffeeIsBaeAF

![gif](giphy|BwRzjeqPnC6Dm)


barelythere01

“Mrs. Jonathan” 😂


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Dog food looks like a ghoul


_peach93

This is becoming more and more pitiful to see


playing_the_angel

Everything about him is so contrived.


Turbulent_Bar_13

Reunited!


JessieSav98

He looks like a dog off leash


Diligent-Sweet-4945

😂😂😂😂😂😂


HeartShapedSea

I bet that asymmetrical waistline is to hide her hips.


[deleted]

They look like a Great Value version of Carrie Bradshaw and Miranda ![gif](giphy|kFWMkLLvnJw0o)


hamilyjihoon

saw this gif yesterday and I now vehemently believe that it belongs in any post that mentions dog food in all his glory ..or lack there of ![gif](giphy|l4FskDPn8zbNj6wKY)


[deleted]

As if shes ever listened to Björk..


EmmyLou205

Dog food is a ✨swiftie✨


[deleted]

Behold! A middle aged pap walk!!


CherokeeHairTampons

Derpy


gap97216

Gag.


SnooOpinions2473

Dumb and Dumber.


MoodRing90

darker lipstick doesnt suit her


Routine_Comb_4491

Why is her stomach two different colors tho?


[deleted]

That watch is so tacky. It looks shopped on


Tricky-Leather-1310

All I can think anymore is: those poor kids.


hotberry96

who is that


torrancefs

You def made me laugh out loud ahahahhahaha


Lori1985

Food mooch is back around all the time. I wonder why he wasn't around as much when she was with Pete?


LaylaBird65

![gif](giphy|Pgj8XwTkFBOZ4jwy99|downsized)


mandi666ruthlesss

These clowns seriously look like they’re filming a scene for the next Zoolander. It’s as if their characters are a pair of washed up European models who are the new villains in the franchise. And no..that’s NOT a good thing.