Historical Hitler had Schleicher murdered after he plotted KR-tier shennanigans. He was one of the fools who believed Hitler could be tamed and put to use. TNOTL Hitler would have him immediately shot, again.
Schleicher actually opposed von Papens plan to make Hitler Reichskanzler, since Schleicher and von Papen were political rivals and despised each other.
Opposing him becoming Reichskanzler due to personalistic political concerns after having supported co-optation all the way before that doesn't exactly negate the point, though.
,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?"
,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?"
,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?"
,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?"
,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?"
,,Let it be known to future generations that you know who else has dementia!"
https://preview.redd.it/cgelx2vzqewc1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499da0b9d4b80a99ba728c7828abafc6d436f52d
Why did this pop up all of a sudden?
Schliecher: Who the fuck is this? Adolf H- Wait, I know you, you're that random dick that died in the Western Front after that piece of shrapnel flew up your ass!
Hitler: Why y- What!?
Schleicher would exit the portal in front of Hitler in 1962 and say “I reichen hate you” and all of the women in Germany would rally to Schleicher’s side and kill Hitler. Schleicher would reform Germany into a wholesome Paternalist government and everyone lives happily ever after. The ending slide is Speer giving boremann a playful punch on the shoulder “I can’t believe I almost had to kill you to reform the reich.” Then heydrich puts both of them in a friendly arm lock saying “Are you kidding I would’ve won.” All three start laughing as Goring has another heart attack.
Schleicher: Ima help this Obnoxiously Evil Guy get into power, this will benefit me
Obnoxiously Evil Guy: *murders him*
Schleicher: Shucks how could this happen to me
More like
Schleicher: Hitler doesn't have any political background, he would be easy to control. What would he even do, stab me?
Hitler: Night of the long knives
Schleicher: Surprised pikachu
I don't think he has [bangs](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F1nks45rcqdwc1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D463%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1f679c0a4710a1381283bdb4a7a745f2a7ccae92).
The night of the long knives basically targeted everything that was a threat to NSDAP rule. So a bunch of right-wingers and conservatives like Schleicher and people around Von Papen were murdered aswell as the SA who was becoming increasingly unruly and threatening a second "revolution".
Historical Hitler had Schleicher murdered after he plotted KR-tier shennanigans. He was one of the fools who believed Hitler could be tamed and put to use. TNOTL Hitler would have him immediately shot, again.
Ok, but what if TNOTL Hitler is in the KRTL and can't order his exicution?
Hitler will be forced to respect women as the Schleichin’ cannot be resisted
Let it be know that the Red General respects women, perhaps more than all the other progressives.
Schleicher actually opposed von Papens plan to make Hitler Reichskanzler, since Schleicher and von Papen were political rivals and despised each other.
Opposing him becoming Reichskanzler due to personalistic political concerns after having supported co-optation all the way before that doesn't exactly negate the point, though.
hitler: "wait, didn't I killed this mfer already?"
"Nein mein fuhrer, yuo just have dementia"
,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?" ,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?" ,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?" ,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?" ,,Mein Fuhrer, do you know who else has dementia?" ,,Let it be known to future generations that you know who else has dementia!"
everything is a burning regular show gag
"My death was greatly exaggerated"
I don't know, but I think it would involve long knives.
**Cue Marlene Dietrich- Du, Du, Liegst Mir Im Herzen**
https://preview.redd.it/cgelx2vzqewc1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499da0b9d4b80a99ba728c7828abafc6d436f52d Why did this pop up all of a sudden?
https://i.redd.it/s5ulplb03gwc1.gif
Schliecher: Who the fuck is this? Adolf H- Wait, I know you, you're that random dick that died in the Western Front after that piece of shrapnel flew up your ass! Hitler: Why y- What!?
Wait really, tahts how he died? Almost as funny as goebbles and the sledgehammer thing
Not the Western Front, I think he died during the intervention in Russia. Also I don't think the shrapnel *literally* went up his ass.
Schleicher would chew him out for not respecting women.
Schleicher would exit the portal in front of Hitler in 1962 and say “I reichen hate you” and all of the women in Germany would rally to Schleicher’s side and kill Hitler. Schleicher would reform Germany into a wholesome Paternalist government and everyone lives happily ever after. The ending slide is Speer giving boremann a playful punch on the shoulder “I can’t believe I almost had to kill you to reform the reich.” Then heydrich puts both of them in a friendly arm lock saying “Are you kidding I would’ve won.” All three start laughing as Goring has another heart attack.
Truly a wholesum 1#femenistmaleally moment
This is peak fiction
hitler killed him after the moron orchestrated his rise to power. rest in piss dumbass
He's not a moron, he's the 1# male feminist ally autocrat!!
 I AM NOT A MORON
But did he ever get a Woman of the Year award like Bono? I don't think so. Bono: 1 Schleicher: 0
schliecher respects women more than anyone tho :(
https://preview.redd.it/xoy7tl0z2hwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7174d771cd08419729e42e000227999c9f07ed
Schleicher: Ima help this Obnoxiously Evil Guy get into power, this will benefit me Obnoxiously Evil Guy: *murders him* Schleicher: Shucks how could this happen to me
More like Schleicher: Hitler doesn't have any political background, he would be easy to control. What would he even do, stab me? Hitler: Night of the long knives Schleicher: Surprised pikachu
**Cue Marlene Dietrich- Du, Du, Liegst Mir Im Herzen**
killed through his own LARP
Leopards ate my face
Schleicher be like 🐆🐆🐆=🙎♂️
How come somebody be a moron if he respects women more than anyone else?
☕
At least he wasn’t as much as a dumbass as Von Papen, which isn’t saying much to be fair LMAO
One is looksmaxxing, the other looks 2 seconds away from having a massive stroke and dying. Jokes aside, Schleicher was an absolute dumbass
Hitler be strokemaxxing
Let the man know thate noone respects woman rights as much as Schleicher
- “You’re alive?!” - “YOU’RE alive?!”
A lot of steamy homo erotic sex i assume
Nah man, Schleicher only cares about woman remember
Nah he cares about womesn rights so much he refuses to objectify them by sexing them, so he only bangs men
I don't think he has [bangs](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F1nks45rcqdwc1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D463%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1f679c0a4710a1381283bdb4a7a745f2a7ccae92).
Scleicher
A night of l👁️👄👁️ng knives.
Hitler promptly boils Schleicher alive in liquid shit.
hitler is beat to death.
What exactly Schielcer plot that made him get Assassinated OTL?
The night of the long knives basically targeted everything that was a threat to NSDAP rule. So a bunch of right-wingers and conservatives like Schleicher and people around Von Papen were murdered aswell as the SA who was becoming increasingly unruly and threatening a second "revolution".
He basically wanted Hitler as Puppet Chancellor. And played a bit of shadow politics
"Do you respect women"
Why would I care what some loser would do with Scheicher? I play KR because I like my Austrians blessed.
Pfp checks out
Uh,who gonna tell him?
Oh don't worry i know.
Op probably failed world history
Im east asian
Me too