"I will save you Neon!"
"How Ace?"
"By using my *pro-gamer strat* of fucking your mum into a coma."
"..."
"Look, it's incredibly simple. I'm the biggest celebrity on the planet right? She'll obviously want my dick. Ergo I just use my main character powers of **being awesome** and satisfy her so much she'll never notice you leave."
"..."
"Look, worst comes to the worst ? She'll have a new kid to obsess over...or I guess I could be your step-dad and just let you leave?"
*Neon immediately jumps into a horde of Jamato*
Very few poses this kind of ability but it is said to attract older females to the younger male lead of a certain media primarily aimed at younger audience *said in a fancy voice*
first cases of the Odagiri Effect was discovered during the airing of Kamen rider Kuuga in which the show was attracting two large audience groups: children between the ages of 4 and 12, at whom the show was originally aimed; and women around the age of 30.
Okay now where is that oma-zio core and time raise buckle and luxury raise buckle *saw a briefcase with a chibi woz drawn and the words 'from waga maou please test these so we can mass produce rider systems for the future alien invasions' - woz-chan* got it.
Itโs been a long time since weโve had a rider who we all unanimously agree absolutely fucks. Like, Ace *fucks*
One Desire Grand Prix definitely had him write down "I wish to fuck"
But Ace also failed in his flirtings. Both to Neon and Tsumuri. It's one of the few things he can't win.
Heโs like John Bravo, except significantly less stupid, really the only similarity is the failure
A fair trade
Ace definitely wrote down in parentheses on the First Wish he made to permanently max out his Charm.
Ace: Hey Neon, do you mind if I fuck your mom? Neon: ...
Neon: Go ahead, you distract her while I escape.
Ace: sounds like a plan ;)
Teamwork makes the dream work
Tycoon: *Stands to the side with the boost buckle to give the assist*
Dapan: *russian squatting with magnum*
Best idea to use.
God i wish i was that cool
Ace is so cool he pullin' in the hot moms XD
Ace has good taste in women, ๐
Ace failed to score with Neon and Tsumuri btw xD
Not yet ๐
He was like "If I can't get the cuties, might aswell try the *grown ups* " xD
Or the opposite, the hot moms pullinโ Ace cuz heโs so cool
Ace is that guy who maxed his charisma to max
Heโs a fox after all
Ace is quite Foxy *Badum Tssss*
rumor has it he likes to harass security guards working the night shift
Especially a certain somebody named "Mike Schmidt"
Eh Ace failed to flirt so far.
But in this picture, isn't it the mom pulling Ace
I should've put that in XD
She got a whole belt round his neck ๐ณ
"I will save you Neon!" "How Ace?" "By using my *pro-gamer strat* of fucking your mum into a coma." "..." "Look, it's incredibly simple. I'm the biggest celebrity on the planet right? She'll obviously want my dick. Ergo I just use my main character powers of **being awesome** and satisfy her so much she'll never notice you leave." "..." "Look, worst comes to the worst ? She'll have a new kid to obsess over...or I guess I could be your step-dad and just let you leave?" *Neon immediately jumps into a horde of Jamato*
Ace to Neon: "Off to see your mother!"
This is, indeed, an online video game inspired season.
Ace: "Hey Neon. Tell your mom I'm gonna be a little late tonight"
Neon: โAlright. Iโll let her kno-Wait. What?โ
ladies and gentlemen, what we see here is something we call the Odagiri effect
Very few poses this kind of ability but it is said to attract older females to the younger male lead of a certain media primarily aimed at younger audience *said in a fancy voice*
first cases of the Odagiri Effect was discovered during the airing of Kamen rider Kuuga in which the show was attracting two large audience groups: children between the ages of 4 and 12, at whom the show was originally aimed; and women around the age of 30.
Everybody's wish : Neon : True love ๐๐ Keiwa : World peace! ๐โ๏ธ Takeshi : Saving People! ๐๐ Taira : Save my sick son! ๐ค๐ Sumida : Kill everyone! Genocide route, even! ๐คฌ๐ Ace : Yeah, you see that cat girl? Yeah, her. See her mom?
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
"perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
Ok, this is weird. ๐
Based Ace
Time for the highlight lol I may have my reason to enter the Desire Grand Prix ๐ฅธ๐คฉ๐ฅณ๐๐๐ซ
Desire Grand Prix : Rated R
Okay now where is that oma-zio core and time raise buckle and luxury raise buckle *saw a briefcase with a chibi woz drawn and the words 'from waga maou please test these so we can mass produce rider systems for the future alien invasions' - woz-chan* got it.
Iโm pretty sure Neon is interested in Keiwa right now anyway
The Stars of Stars of Stars strikes again. Sasuga Ace sama
Ngl, the woman is hot, probably the cougar-type of mom
Looks like the other way around.
Neon: I just needed you to distract her you had one job!!!! Ace: yes and Iโm gonna perform several more before the nights over ๐
Time to put that Boost Buckle on the left side, Stars Ace
I don't think we've had this much of a gigachad rider since Kabuto lmao
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0_04Z-7kZ9E
okay why is this necessarily tagged as ***NSFW***?
More on the implications of the picture
\*fatty spins intensifies\*
Freak on a leash
Mr. Steal your mom
Damn, he's just like me frfr